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WampaLord posted:Add in "I can't stand drama." im not one of those girls
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Leon Einstein posted:Or she will just cry if you attempt to touch her private areas because she is "shy". The women in my anecdotal story of my old classmates are like this. Insanely socially awkward, putting on more weight every time I see them, and I know for a fact one of the guys gets some on the side because he doesn't get it at home. Such a weird phenomenon because like I said, these are some solid 8/10 dudes. Faith is a strong force
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lohli posted:Happy ending, big mistake. :/ On one hand, you usually have to jump through a few ettiquite hoops before most sex workers (including AMPs) will touch your dick. Just wandering into a free handjob is so unlikely that I was almost sure that story was going to end with him getting arrested, so I can kind of get how he might have been blindsided a little. On the other hand, if your poo poo's Cash Only, they're probably not a Legit Massage Store. C'mon. That's a dead giveaway.
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Chichevache posted:This phrase is one of the biggest red flags in the world, along with "I'm not racist, but", "have you heard of compersion?", and "does your house have stairs?". I hadn't heard of compersion, thanks for that. Apparently it's when you like getting cucked, although I suppose it applies for all genders. Third link on google: Compersion: A Polyamorous Principle That Can Strengthen Any Relationship http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gracie-x/compersion-a-polyamorous-principle-that-can-strengthen-any-relationship_b_6803868.html
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lifehack: develop a fetish for whatever makes your relationship bad
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You might think that religious couples might talk about their sexual expectations prior to marriage, even if they're virgins. Considering that sex is extremely important and crucial in any relationship. But that expects too much rationality from people who base their whole lives and world view around a church. They're just asking to get divorced when jumping into a completely unknown sexual relationship.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:You might think that religious couples might talk about their sexual expectations prior to marriage, even if they're virgins. Considering that sex is extremely important and crucial in any relationship. But that expects too much rationality from people who base their whole lives and world view around a church. They're just asking to get divorced when jumping into a completely unknown sexual relationship. Religion doesn't accept or agree with this part as long as you pump out a kid or eight. E: VVV Even better, multiple of those friends are dudes she's hooked up with.
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Nov 23, 2016 21:42
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Pick posted:im not one of those girls most of my friends are guys
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Nov 23, 2016 21:43
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Ride The Gravitron posted:have I got a thread for you yeah she'd fit right in. Has bounced around from house to house with other loser Otaku, thinks slenderman is real, obsessed with gay anime, refuses to work. a real gem
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Nov 23, 2016 21:44
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WampaLord posted:Religion doesn't accept or agree with this part as long as you pump out a kid or eight. That's actually false. A good deal of religions stress satisfying your wife as part of the marriage... but of course, this is often ignored because of backwards fucktarded purity culture.
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Nov 23, 2016 21:45
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Gaunab posted:most of my friends are guys man versions: im really good at oral
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Nov 23, 2016 21:48
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That's actually false. A good deal of religions stress satisfying your wife as part of the marriage... but of course, this is often ignored because of backwards fucktarded purity culture. The Puritans would publicly shame you if your stroke game wasn't up to par.
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I can sympathize with cuckold Sam. If I could, I'd take his pathetic rear end out for beers and work him up into the correct amount of indignation so he finally "breaks up" with Tina and insists on moving into the third room, even if he has to do this thoroughly soused.
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P-Mack posted:The Puritans would publicly shame you if your stroke game wasn't up to par. There's a line in the bible about using your tongue to spell out the names of all of Christ's disciples while going down on your wife. Pick posted:man versions: Favorite Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club im cute fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Nov 23, 2016 |
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Nov 23, 2016 21:58
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Pick posted:man versions: drat, who opens with that?
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Nov 23, 2016 21:59
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According to that post, Tina is a master manipulator.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:00
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sinking belle posted:That post about the slob girl using her roommate as a kind of platonic boyfriend while she's busy banging other dudes is loving awesome and I love it She's got a housekeeper, a bitch, and a sex source. She's living like a queen.
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Pick posted:man versions: What about "I really like giving oral"?
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WampaLord posted:All the no-foreplay, missionary-only, lights-off sex you want! Check your pms
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Nov 23, 2016 22:25
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Me [19 M] with my girlfriend [18 F], trying to make her jealous because I have no friends.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:30
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:OK so sorry to run back to this childfree Monet thing but it's bothering me because absolutely nobody comes out of this well. The parents are smug philistines, the OP is a hysterical, self-important nonsense. Literally every Monet painting in Europe (and 99% of all non-modern art) is framed like that. Also that isn't exactly the only water lily painting in the Orangerie. There are the massive wall covering ones and all.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:30
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quote:I (25M) confided some of my deepest secrets to my gf (25M), she told her friends, am I overreacting by considering considering a breakup?
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Nov 23, 2016 22:37
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Lol at her friends. Why would you send that text ffs.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:39
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Curious about the comments on that one.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:42
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Meridian posted:Curious about the comments on that one. Most people say it's a major breach of trust and worth breaking up over.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:43
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Meridian posted:Curious about the comments on that one. Basically dump her.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:44
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I think she should take the $8000, that's a good deal. Jeff I have a surplus, $6750 and it's yours
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Nov 23, 2016 22:57
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I don't disagree, that's pretty personal. I tell my best friends quite a lot but there's certainly some things they aren't privy to.
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Nov 23, 2016 22:58
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Jeff I have a surplus, $6750 and it's yours
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gently caress for $8000 a month i'd shove tampons up my nose and let someone smash my face in
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Ehh, I don't think he should break up if he can move on from what she did. He has a right to be upset but she's probably pretty apologetic and if he tells her any secrets in the future he'll probably tell her outright if she can pass them on or not.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I am a little short on cash but I'm open to a trade, I've got a '54 marilyn monroe and a (pre-assasination) jackie kennedy. Not into pear shaped bottoms, you have anything in a Hepburn or Kelly?
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La Brea Carpet posted:If r/relationships has taught me anything, it was probably about video games or sex. Possibly video game sex. She ships Shepard/Liara (which is Bioware's canon, fight me.) He ships Shepard/Ashley (which is just the worst.) There is no coming back from differences this big.
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WampaLord posted:Most people say it's a major breach of trust and worth breaking up over. Gotta say I agree
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Jenner posted:She ships Shepard/Liara (which is Bioware's canon, fight me.) He ships Shepard/Ashley (which is just the worst.) There is no coming back from differences this big. Shoulda stuck with Shepard/Jack for maximum potential mindgames and borderline abuse and rough loving in the basement.
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quote:So I went to the dentist today. While I'm at the dentist a friend of mines is texting me. My text tone is a Japanese kawaii girl saying cute stuff. The dentist assistant asks what that was,"Is that your baby?" My knee jerk reaction was "hell no". The small talk continues. "Well I'm glad I became a parent." The dentist says. "That's nice. I like my sleep. There's nothing that will break that." I reply. "What about your mother? She had you and lost sleep over you."
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Jenner posted:She ships Shepard/Liara (which is Bioware's canon, fight me.) He ships Shepard/Ashley (which is just the worst.) There is no coming back from differences this big. I ship Shepard/Ashley and leave her on Virmire, then Shepard/Tali and let her die in the suicide mission, and by God, if I could kill Liara in ME3 I would.
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My text tone is a Japanese kawaii girl saying cute stuff. lmao
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Tears In A Vial posted:
My favorite thing about these childfree whackos is their loving inability to write readable prose. Also loving lol that sleep is treated as some holy sublime thing. Of course it is. Kawaii ringtone dude. Fake edit: lowtax can the new forum code handle nested quotes?? Just one layer. Please god. So much juicy poo poo is lost to the sands of time
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Jeff I have a surplus, $6750 and it's yours My wife just had a baby, about to corner the blood market!
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