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And now, I present the biggest baby ever: GF [21F] guilted me [25M] into period sex quote:So, uhm, this might be a bit uncomfortable to talk about.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:44 |
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This one is funny to me. If he were less upset about the idea of breaking up the characters, I'd think it was just kinda cute! Not wanting to break them up is sketchy, though. The OP was chill enough to hear him out. What kind of person who's on the legit up-and-up can't say to their Good Platonic RP Friend that "my gf doesn't want our characters to date, let's come up with a new storyline so we can still have fun and everyone will be happy?" I hope the OP joins their game as a dragon and sets the kingdom on fire
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:51 |
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If they're sexually incompatible they should indeed break up
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:51 |
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WampaLord posted:And now, I present the biggest baby ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUq9BBr3bA
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:54 |
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Pearnicious posted:If just TALKING about porn makes you cry, you're the one with the problem, not him. It didn't used to be. Back in the day porn was harder to come by so people just used professionals (or Pros in the community). Nowadays the stigma against seeing Pros is forcing men to less healthy outlets like pornography or instagram.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:54 |
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WampaLord posted:And now, I present the biggest baby ever: Just wear a condom, put down a towel, and don't look down jesus christ. Edit: Also someone who is this much of a baby is not going to handle a crisis situation where someone gets injured very well. She needs to dump his rear end. Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Just wear a condom, put down a towel, and don't look down jesus christ. "But it's gross!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get naked and rub my sweaty body all over my partner, putting my mouth on their genitals and finish up by ejaculating into them. With no grossness, thank you."
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:58 |
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i was gonna ask why a 40 year old would bang a 60 year old dude then realized she had her son at 17. LMAO that dude crying about sex when his gf on his period. be a goddamn man for crying out loud.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:59 |
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Seriously, what the gently caress. How do you escape your teens without getting over your fear of periods?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:00 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Seriously, what the gently caress. How do you escape your teens without getting over your fear of periods? By never having one, never speaking to anyone experienced about one, and being a huge baby.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:03 |
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zakharov posted:I too think porn policing is dumb, but if you make a promise to your partner you should keep it??? Haha, no way. That's like making your partner promise to never have ice cream and then being offended when you see them have ice cream months later. It's just never going to happen and it's hilariously irrational to expect. People who are aggressively opposed to and disgusted by porn and masturbation are really messed up. It shows a total lack of trust in your SO and serious sex-negative intimacy issues. Hell, expecting a woman in her 20s to not watch porn and masturbate is incredibly dumb, let alone a dude like her boyfriend. Everyone does it. Also, period sex guy is the biggest drat baby in the world. Just put down a towel and have some awesome sex, loser. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 21, 2016 |
# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:26 |
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Blood... on MY member?!
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:35 |
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Masturbating to your coworkers' instagrams is creepy though. The guy should have just told her he was gonna masturbate to porn and if she hated the idea that much then they should break up. But, of course, that was never gonna happen. Anyway, here's a nice story of a bunch of terrible, terrible people: quote:A friend and I[both 21M] humiliated a girl[20F] who has social anxiety. He doesn't seem to regret it, I want to make it up to her "this person me and my friend went out of our way to befriend keeps hanging around me for some reason!! what a nerd!!"
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:36 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Seriously, what the gently caress. How do you escape your teens without getting over your fear of periods? See the documentary film Carrie.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:42 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:Masturbating to your coworkers' instagrams is creepy though. Yeah I can't believe nobody else mentioned this "I can't watch porn so I'll just crank one out to bikini pictures of my co-workers, this is definitely something a healthy and well-adjusted person would do"
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:43 |
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I'm not exactly excusing it, but if she hadn't cut off the porn, he wouldn't have done that.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:45 |
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^who the gently caress knows, he might've Holy gently caress what a bunch of assholes. They're lucky she didn't Carrie them Pvt.Scott posted:See the documentary film Carrie. What a strange and funny coincidence
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:48 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:Anyway, here's a nice story of a bunch of terrible, terrible people: Holy gently caress. Teenagers are the worst. I feel so bad for that poor girl.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Holy gently caress. Teenagers are the worst. I feel so bad for that poor girl. Yeah jfc that's terrible.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:51 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm not exactly excusing it, but if she hadn't cut off the porn, he wouldn't have done that.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:53 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Holy gently caress. Teenagers are the worst. I feel so bad for that poor girl. these people are in their 20's so they dont even have that excuse
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:53 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm not exactly excusing it, but if she hadn't cut off the porn, he wouldn't have done that. The writer kind of makes it sound like he was still looking at regular porn secretly and the Instagram-crankin' was on top of that. I agree that she has issues, but if he was already letting himself to normal porn, the Instagram thing is kinda just gross.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 02:59 |
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"Sup brah?" "Nothin'. Just Instacrankin' one out, you?" "Same."
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:26 |
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WampaLord posted:"But it's gross!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get naked and rub my sweaty body all over my partner, putting my mouth on their genitals and finish up by ejaculating into them. With no grossness, thank you." I guarantee he'd still want her to do anal, though.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:30 |
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I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:30 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:Anyway, here's a nice story of a bunch of terrible, terrible people: Holy gently caress, I want to give this girl a hug. =( That poo poo can cause actual harm to people, massive trust issues, paranoia, etc. I hope one or more of them end up punched in the teeth when they try to "apologize".
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:31 |
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The Snoo posted:I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:41 |
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The Snoo posted:I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice Ah..... Hmmm....
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:44 |
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if you know you can't go without beatin' it to some hosed up videos then don't promise your partner that you won't look at porn
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:46 |
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Stay on target, stay on target!
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:50 |
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WampaLord posted:And now, I present the biggest baby ever: period sex is overly slippery, smells disgusting, and worsens my cramps. i've never heard of a guy really caring either way about it though. Gluten Freeman posted:Anyway, here's a nice story of a bunch of terrible, terrible people: similar things happened to me in elementary, middle, and high school, and i'm probably still not totally over it because that story loving gutted me edit: i really hope that one day the snoo shuts the gently caress up about their husband/marriage in this thread
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:50 |
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The Snoo posted:I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice do you hold up his stomach rolls so he can reach his semi-turgid micropenis?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:50 |
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I think there is something instinctively alarming about unexpectedly having blood on your penis, it's like one of those evolutionary things - your brain just says "this is a bad situation, you're gonna have a bad time"
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:52 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:edit: i really hope that one day the snoo shuts the gently caress up about their husband/marriage in this thread sounds like someone's jealous (ok) e: I mean I wish dudes on here would stop talking about their grody dicks and what they masturbate to but we can't have everything snoo fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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JFairfax posted:I think there is something instinctively alarming about unexpectedly having blood on your penis, it's like one of those evolutionary things - your brain just says "this is a bad situation, you're gonna have a bad time" It's not really unexpected for that Redditor though.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:55 |
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WampaLord posted:It's not really unexpected for that Redditor though. this is true, I guess what I am saying is I can understand why he is uncomfortable with it. I mean imagine if the roles were reversed and it was a guy really into period sex and the girl wasn't but did it anyway.. e/ the girl in the reddit story should have reached between her legs and then put her fingers to the guy's face like when they take new people fox hunting
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 04:01 |
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JFairfax posted:do you hold up his stomach rolls so he can reach his semi-turgid micropenis? Keep going...
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 04:10 |
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I feel like I'm a broken human being. Porn is just not a turn on for me at all it's not all bad, but every time I seek something out I can't avoid pics of women being abused and crying and I'd rather just avoid it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 04:11 |
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remigious posted:I feel like I'm a broken human being. Porn is just not a turn on for me at all it's not all bad, but every time I seek something out I can't avoid pics of women being abused and crying and I'd rather just avoid it. Lesbian porn tends to be gentler. E: VVV In his defense, so much mainstream stuff today includes stuff like gagging and slapping.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 04:15 |
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remigious posted:I feel like I'm a broken human being. Porn is just not a turn on for me at all it's not all bad, but every time I seek something out I can't avoid pics of women being abused and crying and I'd rather just avoid it.
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