OMG sriracha pudding! posted:

hazard stripes and weathering
are no substitute
for playing a good legion

BULBASAUR posted:

The goon with the best Iron Warrior haiku gets the Typhon

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

speaking of LoW, does anyone want a typhon? i bought one off my friend who had...basecoated it, or something (it's very thinyourpaints.jpg), and never got around to stripping it, and i don't need a typhon at this point because i'm painting a bunch of other poo poo

panascope posted:

A Sicaran ain't a lord of war.

TKIY posted:

God loving dammit,
I just bought a Typhon last week,
loving fuckkity gently caress.

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Some BODY once told me
The other Legions roll me
We ain't the strongest force in the game.

Our rules pretty dumb
And our units aren't too fun
Why not play Iron Hands instead?

(Smash Mouth is a haiku, right?)

Safety Factor posted:

5
8
6

See me after class.

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Some BODY once told me
The other Legions roll me
We ain't the strongest force in the game.

Our rules pretty dumb
And our units aren't too fun
Why not play Iron Hands instead?

(Smash Mouth is a haiku, right?)

adamantium|wang posted:

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ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Some BODY once told me
The other Legions roll me
We ain't the strongest force in the game.

Our rules pretty dumb
And our units aren't too fun
Why not play Iron Hands instead?

(Smash Mouth is a haiku, right?)

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Thanks guys! My favorite thing about the dorks is their loyalty.

Also quote this post if you wanna to complete a superheavy this year- built and painted.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

What the hell. for a Knight buddy for my World Eaters.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

Ugh, me up for Angron too. He is the main thing I want to field after all.

Safety Factor posted:

I wasn't going to join, but I've been harangued into it. I will also a Lord of War in this thread's crazy 2017 suicide pact. Probably a Glaive.

OhDearGodNo posted:

ing for Magnus.

If for some reason FW delays a year shift it over to a Sicaran.

Killer_Bees! posted:

So I just took Atrapos parts out of soaking so I suppose one Knight Atrapos to fit with my dark mech/death guard !

OMG sriracha pudding! posted:

I'm a dumb gay idiot who doesn't understand the value of money or dignity. I guess I'm toxxin' for a Typhon!

OMG sriracha pudding! posted:

Good points all around. I'll toxx for both.

Hencoe posted:

for a typhon, iron within goons without.

Hixson posted:

for Magnus the Red

TTerrible posted:

I will build and paint some dumb giant piece of poo poo.

It'll probably be a Fellblade, Glaive or Typhon.

Sulecrist posted:

Assuming you expand the category to non-superheavy Lords of War as discussed in Slack, I will to complete... Horus, probably. Or maybe a Glaive.

TKIY posted:

Sure what the hell.

I'll do a Typhon.

Stanyer89 posted:

for my Leman Russ Primarch this year.

ijyt posted:

Ugh, peer pressure. to paint an indentured Knight for my Iron Warrriors by next year.

BULBASAUR posted:

Common you troglodytes, get your new years resolutions itt:

ing to paint a LOW by the end of the year because tkwg is a bad friend

Mango Polo posted:

I pledge a Cerastus knight. I am most likely going to be moving to a new country, nothing could possibly go wrong with this decision.

Broken Record Talk posted:

ing to paint a Questoris Knight or Super Heavy Tank by the end of the year, because why not?

GreenMarine posted:

I'll be a late addition and some lord of war for mechanicus.

Rulebook Heavily posted:

for a superheavy, one of which I technically bought just to paint this year? Why the hell not!

SRM posted:

Put me down for a for Guilliman. Let's paint this patrician motherfucker

Recoome posted:

... on it ... I'll really finish my Armorcast Warhound, hahaha

Sivores posted:

Can I put myself down for a of the Warmaster himself and his Brother Alpharius?

Endman posted:

Put me down for a Primarch. I haven't decided which one yet, but I've got most of 2017 to decide before I hastily panic-paint him on December 31

JackMack posted:

Just like school, even if it is ill advised, if the cool kids are doing it I am in.

I resolve to paint and base the apocalypse miniature from the other seven sins game to be a lord of war daemon of the ruinstorm ( I will decide which one when I have the book)

Like the cool kids at school you are using adult terms that I don't truly understand (circa '91 I did not get the difference between dildo and condom thanks to a stupid Adrian mole gag. Fortunately due to my outright nerdiness the practical difficulties of such confusion never manifested) can I clarify that toxxing basically means a ban if I fail?



E: SAClopedia has enlightened me. I guess it is up to the internet to educate me about condoms and dildos as neither of those terms were there.

PantsOptional posted:

Ah, gently caress it. Not gonna order him till Thursday but for Perturabo.

SALTY WITHIN
SALTY WITHOUT

Lord Twisted posted:

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

I would love a Typhon, but I didn't actually write a haiku, so do with that what you will.

But I'll tell you what I will do:
for Mortarion to be bought, assembled, and painted by the end of 2017.

Hamshot posted:

Can anyone toxx even if they're not a super big thread regular?

Hamshot posted:

Well poo poo, might as well make it official.

TRAITOR WARLORD TITAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

(Gonna chaos-ify an imperial knight first though, just to make sure I can. Though it's not like I'm already invested what with the head, shoulder guns and big ol plasma gun boxes already sitting on my shelf.)

Drake_263 posted:

Also, put me down for too - I have a pair of Knights I need to paint for a friend and mine mutual Mechanicum army. Tempted to get an Acheron to add to them but how about I finish the other two first...

DrPop posted:

I would like to ... I haven't painted in 10+ years and would like to become competent at it this year.

Felime posted:

Effit. I will one knight titan. drat thing needs to be properly magnetized and painted up.

Not like I've decided on a color scheme, but what's the worst that can happen? (Probably me losing )

JackMack posted:

I toxxed too. For what has become known as "the vagina monster" by my wife.

Take the knot! Take it!

panascope posted:

Because I don't need another centerpiece model I'm going to *~*up the stakes*~* and provide prize support for the Lord of War voted to be the best by this thread.

For the best Lord of War, I will buy you a complete non-LoW unit entry. After all, you just painted your own Lord of War, now you need some dudes to run it with! What does this mean? A Contemptor Dreadnought Talon can have 3 Contemptors, which is what I would buy you (along with the weapons of your choice). Or 20 tactical marines (with upgrade kits as available). Or whatever other dumb bad choice you want!