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I honestly can't tell if that post is a joke or not.
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Pvt.Scott posted:How did some of you goons even survive to loving adulthood if you can't deal with a little unexpected false imprisonment coupled with assault and battery? Counterpoint: If you just had your nipples pierced you should not need to tell your partner not to roughhouse your tits.
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Jan 10, 2017 23:56
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counterpoint how loving hard is it to reach into a tub of water to open the drain and then wash your hands afterwards everyone in that story is a baby
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Jan 11, 2017 00:07
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ArbitraryC posted:Considering how many people seriously injure themselves and even die from falling in tubs I think it's obviously inappropriate, what if she hit her head? Rough housing into something like a pool or lake or whatever sure if that's within boundaries in your relationship but a bathtub just seems dangerous. You are absolutely correct. OP owes that man a fierce paddlin'. 
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(49/M) getting weird signals from a girl (25/F) First off, the age difference, I know. No need to comment if that's all you want to talk about, or how I should be going after women closer to my age. I've heard it already. So I met this girl at a nightclub Saturday Night, nothing crazy but just a couple hours talking with some other people. Had a nice time, good conversation and all, and at the end of the night I get her number. The next day (this is Sunday), she shoots me a text and invites me over to watch some Netflix with her. I go over with some snacks - just a salad and a few energy bars because I can't eat like a 20-year-old anymore - and she's there with a female friend helping the friend dye her hair. But it's cool, the friend is cool, so the three of us watch some Netflix. During this time - the girl I'm interested in is sitting very close to me on the couch. You know that closeness that would be uncomfortable if it was another guy? That. Anyway, things are going pretty well. Until she lets me know that she met a guy on tinder and invited him over to the apartment. What? Tonight? Yes, tonight. I hoped the guy would flake, but sure enough this 30something guy comes strolling into the apartment, and immediately he looks uncomfortable and starts checking his phone. So I'm thinking, just leave buddy, we don't want you here. But he stays, and eventually orders sushi, and you know unlike all these 20 and 30-somethings I actually have to work early Monday morning, so I'm getting frustrated now. And the guy wasn't a douche or anything, but you know he's on a tinder date. A couple hours pass watching Netflix (The OA) and I've had it. I go to the bathroom, but excuse myself and say I'm going to leave. I take the energy bars but leave the salad and make a hasty exit - didn't even close her apartment door the whole way shut to show that I wasn't happy. I get back to my place when she texts me saying she's sorry, she thought the tinder thing would be a funny joke but it wasn't that funny. I tell her it wasn't, but she says that the tinder guy left with her hair dyed friend, the apartment was empty, and she wanted me to come back to "make it up to me". Long story short, I drove back and we made out in her bedroom for 40 minutes before I went home again to get sleep. I'm just confused as to whether or not this girl has feelings for me. I'm not the most attractive guy, despite being in shape, and usually prefer to just hire escorts instead of going through the ridiculous courtship dance with all these games. I'm not sure why she'd invite a tinder date over when she was already spending time with me, and it makes me think she isn't interested. But then again, we made out for 40 minutes. Any advice? Should I keep going after her? Why the hell would she invite a tinder date to our hangout? tl;dr Girl asks me to come over, invites over tinder date as well "as a joke", not sure what thats supposed to mean
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^this would've been a great "hide the ages" postFullhouse posted:counterpoint how loving hard is it to reach into a tub of water to open the drain and then wash your hands afterwards yeah most people who turn to the anonymous Internet to solve basic rear end communication problems are pretty dysfunctional the only thing that focuses this threads anger is whose viewpoint we're hearing the story from lol
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Jan 11, 2017 00:14
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Smirking_Serpent posted:(49/M) getting weird signals from a girl (25/F) I started seeing red flags on his side when he described it as "the courtship dance" and admitted to hiring hookers to avoid having to get girls himself. Sounds like the girl made a joke and you're freaking out accusing it of being manipuation.
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Jan 11, 2017 00:17
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Here's the real red flag: he's 50 and in a nightclub
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chitoryu12 posted:I started seeing red flags on his side when he described it as "the courtship dance" and admitted to hiring hookers to avoid having to get girls himself. He also thinks 30 somethings don't have jobs. He honestly seems to hate them and only wants to gently caress her so I don't know why he is bothering with the relationship thing.
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Jan 11, 2017 00:22
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Communication is important and if she isn't making it clear she isn't having fun or whatever then I see some leeway but tbqh if you need to be told that locking someone in a room even as a joke and then hauling them back in and throwing them in the gross rear end water filled tub when they try to escape isn't appropriate behavior you're probably a loving nitwit to begin with.
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Jan 11, 2017 00:23
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This long rear end thing, I skimmed it waiting for the guy to confess the bad stuff he did but wasn't saying and it didn't disappoint: Thank you, and wow. "I've repeatedly endangered my children, but shouldn't I get to see them alone because I pay child support?"
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Jan 11, 2017 00:24
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Chica was hoping daddy greyballs was up for some switch-hitting group action, obviously. Guess she misread that one.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Thank you, and wow. Used to sporadically pay my child support.
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quote:First off, the age difference, I know. No need to comment if that's all you want to talk about, or how I should be going after women closer to my age. I've heard it already. That would be difficult because this he is a 13y/o dull loser stuck in a 50y/os body.
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Jan 11, 2017 00:30
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There's no such thing as good nightclub DILF
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Jan 11, 2017 00:31
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Pick posted:There's no such thing as good nightclub DILF lol DILF DWLTFU?
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LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:Oh god,this is gonna be me and my sister in 10-15 years cause she's never,ever helped with our mom and I'm her full time caretaker. poo poo she won't even call on holidays unless I ask her,I had to ask her to call our mom after she was diagnosed with Parkinson's. Why does money make family so loving crazy? A few pages back, but my partner's family is all set for a full on family civil war when her grandmother dies. Half her (grandmother's) children seem to think there is a lot of money coming their way when their mother dies and they've already made comments about how they're going to spend it. The truth is there is nothing and the her daughter she's living with is going out of pocket to have her in her home. The one she's living with has tried to tell her siblings that, but they won't hear it.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:lol DILF Dog With Long, Tufted False Urethra?
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Pick posted:help my boyfriend time traveled here from 2007 According to some quick/rough calculations, according to Dave Ramsey's 25% of take home max, they can reasonably afford the 175k house as long as they have sufficient down payment and credit, which they probably don't. Also I've been having the same argument with my gf for months.
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Pick posted:Dog With Long, Tufted False Urethra? got it in one scrubs season six posted:According to some quick/rough calculations, according to Dave Ramsey's 25% of take home max, they can reasonably afford the 175k house as long as they have sufficient down payment and credit, which they probably don't. quote:We are currently in the process of rebuilding his credit. honestly I'm just weirded out at the idea of a single-family home with a big yard and garage that's still only $175k, Texas is like fucken Haiti or something
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Smirking_Serpent posted:(49/M) getting weird signals from a girl (25/F) Lol "please don't even talk to me if you're here about how I'm trying to gently caress a girl half my age" *Spends half the post saying things like "I can't eat like a 20-year-old anymore" and "unlike all these 20 and 30-somethings I actually have to work early "* I also like that he made sure to show his displeasure by taking back his clif bars or whatever on his way out
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Should my boyfriend (21m) and I (21f) move in together before marriage?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
west texas, they said, so... worse im afraid
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Me [20 F] with my brother [30 M] and his wife [34 F], they wrote a list of everything they dislike about mequote:Although my brother, Zac, is older than me, we've always gotten along pretty well despite that. We were never super close, but we'd hang out occasionally and play video games.
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Pick posted:that one is kind of depressing and long and a slog so yeah I'm posting a lot of stories today but come on this is a nice refresher dont you think Ages match up and I thought this could be me, but I don't finger my butthole and point it out to my GF. Bullet dodged.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [20 F] with my brother [30 M] and his wife [34 F], they wrote a list of everything they dislike about me I'm kind of agog at the idea of two people in their 30s bringing a point-by-point list of "reasons we don't like your daughter" to someone.
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Nazzadan posted:Ages match up and I thought this could be me, but I don't finger my butthole and point it out to my GF. It weird me out that he also touches his junk in a non-sexual, non-urinary context. Isn't that something that mentally challenged kids do? And even then they try to train them out of it. I just can't imagine touching my junk purposelessly.
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Pick posted:It weird me out that he also touches his junk in a non-sexual, non-urinary context. Isn't that something that mentally challenged kids do? And even then they try to train them out of it. I just can't imagine touching my junk purposelessly. I did that as a child but then my mom threatened to cut my penis off so i got better.
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Pick posted:It weird me out that he also touches his junk in a non-sexual, non-urinary context. Isn't that something that mentally challenged kids do? And even then they try to train them out of it. I just can't imagine touching my junk purposelessly. Men do this all the time. Not if people are over, obviously, but in the comfort of your own home, yes.
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Jan 11, 2017 01:22
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It's real warm, perfect when you got the sniffles
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Jan 11, 2017 01:23
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That is terribly vulgar
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Pick posted:It weird me out that he also touches his junk in a non-sexual, non-urinary context. Isn't that something that mentally challenged kids do? And even then they try to train them out of it. I just can't imagine touching my junk purposelessly. Literally just because it's warm. If my mind goes blank while I'm watching things, my hand subconsciously go into my boxers and cup my nuts. I don't like jerk my limp pud or anything, just a nice little teacup around my ballsie wallsies. Edit: I just laughed at Duck_King and told him that Pick can't comprehend why dudes just cup their balls randomly, and he just stared at me stone faced. Apparently it's not as common as I thought... Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Nazzadan posted:Literally just because it's warm. If my mind goes blank while I'm watching things, my hand subconsciously go into my boxers and cup my nuts. Improper in the extreme, and you should be more aware of where your hands are. Your nuts! It's not o.k.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [20 F] with my brother [30 M] and his wife [34 F], they wrote a list of everything they dislike about me I was just reading this one and thinking of bringing it over. It's weird to me that her mom "stormed in ... furious" with that ridiculous list when like half of it is poo poo she would already know isn't true, like what the gently caress mom? Also in the comments it comes out that the sister in law is homeschooling her kids and a controlling crazy person, surprise
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I'm not sure how to describe this one, but it's not badquote:Coworker[55?M] looks like a clone of my deceased father, I[22F] don't know how to be normal at work. (A little long...)
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I'm kind of agog at the idea of two people in their 30s bringing a point-by-point list of "reasons we don't like your daughter" to someone. I read the comments of that a bit and the new sister-in-law sounds like a psycho who is trying to isolate her husband from his family Dial-a-Dog posted:It's weird to me that her mom "stormed in ... furious" with that ridiculous list when like half of it is poo poo she would already know isn't true, like what the gently caress mom?surprise and yeah I had that thought too way to be a good parent lmao
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what in the gently caress is wrong with people
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I think I'm mostly pissed at the mom. I mean in this case the girl is an adult, so I guess she can handle herself, but if this anecdote is a proper example then she has basically been raised by a woman who won't go to bat for her even when it's patently obvious that she hasn't done anything (much?) wrong.
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WampaLord posted:Men do this all the time. Not if people are over, obviously, but in the comfort of your own home, yes. We do? 
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Pick posted:It weird me out that he also touches his junk in a non-sexual, non-urinary context. Isn't that something that mentally challenged kids do? And even then they try to train them out of it. I just can't imagine touching my junk purposelessly. Lol my husband does this all the time, just kind of absent mindedly fondles his junk (not the butthole too though, thank God). I thought it was super weird at first, but now I'm used to it. If he does it too much I'll tell him he's acting like a chimp though.
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