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Mr. Belding posted:Partner who is working job, maturely chooses a clean break, and is concerned when minor conversations turn into fights. Garbage person. I was just responding to your comment out of context. Sorry. I haven't read that one yet. It sounds choice.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:The girl who works at my local Gamestop who I'm pretty sure is deep in the closet and sees me as her secret lesbo crush tells me Yuri on Ice is good. My super fem friend shares those exact opinions. His love of ffxv is putting me off of seeing how awesomely gay Yuri really is tho.
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Nazzadan posted:I bet this guy was real happy when the volcano erupted So Elliot Rogders lived in Pompeii? Good to know.
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drugaddicts.txtquote:Hello reddit, quote:And I just rememberd that she wants to go to college for looking after elderly folks, so to be able to do that she cannot have a criminal record, that's why she is freaking out so much so I do believe she hasn't done anything like this in the past. quote:I see where you are coming from and I understand your concern, I guess I just have faith in people, especially those I love, to better themselves. Besides, I think this whole situation has scared the poo poo out of her considering she may have to change her career plans and possibly having a criminal record. quote:I agree with you that stealing from family is really wrong, however I didn't really tell the whole story, nonetheless what she did was wrong and she is completely aware of it. quote:
quote:And yes my brother does not like my GF, and he decided to call the cops after he found out we could not pay $600.00 upfront to them, we cooperated fully and got all the items returned except for the ring, he just wants money. quote:that may be the case, but I don't think so though because my brother asked me how wealthy my GF's family is and tried to get them involved so he can get reimbursed, they refused to get involved and so he asked us when we can get the money, I told him within the end of the month, then he called the cops. It was about money in the end which saddens me.
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Jesus Christ
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"Got extremely broke" is an amazing euphemism for "bought and used enough blow to kill an elephant"
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Lonely Virgil posted:drugaddicts.txt Ah yes. Your brother is purely pressing charges against your girlfriend over money. If his girlfriend's family declined to aid his gf when requested, stealing isn't a new thing for her, or it is just a new fuckup in an exhausting string of fuckups. His bro was already demonstrating the patience of a saint by allowing those who violated his hospitality to simply replace what was stolen or pay base value. If anything, his brother is doing society a favor, because "taking care of old folks," means robbing gramma blind while doing a lovely job cleaning up her house to this lady.
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Pvt.Scott posted:His bro was already demonstrating the patience of a saint by allowing those who violated his hospitality to simply replace what was stolen or pay base value. If anything, his brother is doing society a favor, because "taking care of old folks," means robbing gramma blind while doing a lovely job cleaning up her house to this lady. As soon as I saw that I actually laughed out loud. Sure bro, your girlfriend isn't going to be able to look after people and their things for a career, because she just proved that she absolutely can't be trusted to do that.
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food court bailiff posted:As soon as I saw that I actually laughed out loud. Sure bro, your girlfriend isn't going to be able to look after people and their things for a career, because she just proved that she absolutely can't be trusted to do that. It's a very common issue with caretakers. E: low education requirements , understaffed companies, abusive relationships on both client and provider end, so there's plenty of less than reputable persons take up the call of checking on grandpa three times a week so you don't have to. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Oh I forgot this one.quote:A man once said regarding stealing: That man? the OP.
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quote:Im a private in AIT and slumped out while on the commode. Woke up to hear my roommate talking dirty to a cadre member on the phone. This cadre member is her platoon sergeant. When they stopped talking I farted real loud and walked out of our room, thinking that she would be too preoccupied with the sound to get in my face.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 05:23 |
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Guess the ages! Boyfriend (25) is mad at me (23) for buying "operation" submitted 47 minutes ago by Trynabeskinny quote:I didn't know where else to post this. We've been together 2 years. I really thought the title was a weird euphemistic way of talking about plastic surgery, but nope!
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Antivehicular posted:Guess the ages! Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with playing Robot Operation? If you feel too juvenile doing it, take a shot every time you hit the sides, Dr. Dirk "Steelgrip" Steadyhands. You'll be drunk in 5 minutes unless you do regular work that requires precision. That's the point of the game, to develop your fine motor control in a fun manner.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with playing Robot Operation? If you feel too juvenile doing it, take a shot every time you hit the sides, Dr. Dirk "Steelgrip" Steadyhands. You'll be drunk in 5 minutes unless you do regular work that requires precision. That's the point of the game, to develop your fine motor control in a fun manner. I just want a transcript of the fight, probably because I'm imagining the boyfriend as Pedant Dude from a page or two back. "Susan, the board game Operation is recommended for ages 8 to 12! ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM BETWEEN EIGHT AND TWELVE YEARS OLD, SUSAN, BECAUSE I AM NOT"
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Mirthless posted:lol at the way that he puts being a brony right up there with videogames and anime like beating off to porn of horses from a children's tv show is a completely normal hobbymany people share Sadly tho..
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Pvt.Scott posted:Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with playing Robot Operation? If you feel too juvenile doing it, take a shot every time you hit the sides, Dr. Dirk "Steelgrip" Steadyhands. You'll be drunk in 5 minutes unless you do regular work that requires precision. That's the point of the game, to develop your fine motor control in a fun manner. when every big dumb nerd reaches the age of 18 they must make their choice in life: to obsess over recapturing their lost childhood until they find themselves throwing a tantrum because the wife won't let them convert the bedroom into a ballpit, or to forever after screech like they've been burned when in the presence of anything a child might enjoy, inevitably burning all relationships in the name of being A Grownup. The traditions are harsh, but to break from the old ways unthinkable.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:when every big dumb nerd reaches the age of 18 they must make their choice in life: to obsess over recapturing their lost childhood until they find themselves throwing a tantrum because the wife won't let them convert the bedroom into a ballpit, or to forever after screech like they've been burned when in the presence of anything a child might enjoy, inevitably burning all relationships in the name of being A Grownup. The traditions are harsh, but to break from the old ways unthinkable. A bedroom ball pit would be awful but I'm not going to stop making machine gun noises for little army men.
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Sjs00 posted:Good thread Guanab; and you obviously read these to make sure they're at the very least entertaining. Weigh in you expressionless robot!
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Most amicable cheating story ever quote:I [26 M] caught my live-in girlfriend [24 F] of 5 years, cheating on me with her coworker.
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Gaunab posted:Most amicable cheating story ever People messaging him and calling him a "beta" for just leaving instead of starting a fight with the coworker or whatever is the most goddamn Reddit thing possible.
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I love the mum in this one. I wish my mum could have done this to my terrible dad.quote:My [26F] mom's [54F] plan to surprise my dad [55M] with a divorce is kind of cruel quote:Update...
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Gaunab posted:Most amicable cheating story ever Wow. That's pretty much how I would handle that situation from either side. That's the Ideal outcome for a lovely situation. Hell, I can even imagine my parents apologizing to the offended party for apparently raising a terrible son. Let the healing begin, brothers and sisters. Antivehicular posted:People messaging him and calling him a "beta" for just leaving instead of starting a fight with the coworker or whatever is the most goddamn Reddit thing possible. Alpha means "Hulk smash," not "Hulk make mature and restrained choices." Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Antivehicular posted:People messaging him and calling him a "beta" for just leaving instead of starting a fight with the coworker or whatever is the most goddamn Reddit thing possible. the venn diagram of "people constantly looking to start fights" and "people likely to lose fights" is very close to a circle
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Lonely Virgil posted:Oh I forgot this one.
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ThePeavstenator posted:the venn diagram of "people constantly looking to start fights" and "people likely to lose fights" is very close to a circle Having seen my fair share of fights, always bet on the reluctant participant. The guy who doesn't want to fight or hurt anyone is going to lay a punk out 9 times out of 10.
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Antivehicular posted:Me [28 M] with my friend/coworker [21 F] of about 6+ months, to beard or not to beard, that is the question. hmmm a beard or getting laid. which is more important asks i. i can regrow a beard in a week do these guys takes months or some poo poo.
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Groovelord Neato posted:hmmm a beard or getting laid. which is more important asks i. i can regrow a beard in a week do these guys takes months or some poo poo. But is your beard oiled and conditioned? Are you such a dull person that it is literally the most important feature of your person?
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Gaunab posted:Most amicable cheating story ever i like the coworker saying he didn't know because that's 1000 percent a lie.
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Gluten Freeman posted:While some suggested that I step in and take over her duties Excuse me, what?
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If grilled cheese with onions guy is a beta then all people should be betas, that was a truly heartwarming tale of maturity, calm, communication, and restraint. As such it has no place in this thread. (Just kidding it was really nice to be reminded some people don't live their lives as a series of increasingly bad decisions.)
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My (30M) GF(25M) went out and partied till 8am last night, used coke and then breastfed our son.quote:I am livid. I knew she had trouble with drugs in the past but for the two and a half years we've been together, she's been clean. Last night was her first slip up (that I know of, I'm about 75% sure it was) but she turned her phone off and I had no idea where she was until she came home at like eight in the morning and then went right to soothing our son back to sleep. It wasn't until later today she told me the story out of guilt because I knew something had happened and she kept it from me.
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I'd drag her by the drat hair to therapy and make sure she never saw the kid again. You don't get to have those kind of lapses in judgement and then potentially cause irreparable damage to a kid because of it.
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Lonely Virgil posted:Oh I forgot this one. And that man was....Inspector Javert.
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On the plus side, the kid was most likely not harmed at all.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My (30M) GF(25M) went out and partied till 8am last night, used coke and then breastfed our son. I'm just impressed a man was able to breastfeed.
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WampaLord posted:On the plus side, the kid was most likely not harmed at all. Everything I'm seeing suggests cocaine readily passes into breast milk due to its chemical properties, stays there for a while, and is not easily metabolized by infants (unlike adults), causing it persist for days with the potential to do some pretty nasty things. I guess you could argue it hadn't had time to pass into the milk yet?
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Warbadger posted:Everything I'm seeing suggests cocaine readily passes into breast milk due to its chemical properties and is not easily metabolized by infants (unlike adults), causing it persist for days with the potential to do some pretty nasty things. Yeah, sometimes mothers in labor test positive for cocaine and that always gets a nice DFCS refer and likely foster placement. Because cocaine is terrible for children and making good life decisions.
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Warbadger posted:Everything I'm seeing suggests cocaine readily passes into breast milk due to its chemical properties, stays there for a while, and is not easily metabolized by infants (unlike adults), causing it persist for days with the potential to do some pretty nasty things. I guess you could argue it hadn't had time to pass into the milk yet? If she did a single bump like she said at the beginning of the night it's prolly fine. That being said she was likely up all night doing blow since she showed up at 8 in the morning which def would not have metabolized yet
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Blue Train posted:If she did a single bump like she said at the beginning of the night it's prolly fine. That being said she was likely up all night doing blow since she showed up at 8 in the morning which def would not have metabolized yet The problem seems like it isn't a matter of whether it's metabolized yet by the mother, it's that it gathers in breast milk prior to being metabolized - where it won't be easily metabolized by the mother and subsequently won't be metabolized by the baby whose metabolism isn't very good at doing it. So it hangs around for a while and keeps doing what it does. Despite adults metabolizing cocaine pretty quickly it apparently ends up in mother's milk in notable amounts so it seems like it passes into the milk pretty fast after being ingested. Basically, if she took some at the beginning of the evening it'd probably have been long enough for it to end up there. Warbadger fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Lol we all know she didn't do just a bump
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