Thoatse posted:

Kavak posted:

What the hell am I looking at?

Thoatse posted:

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Subject:
Lesnick, Benjamin

Timeline of Events:
The patient was a 38 year old American male with no significant past medical history, save for a dire blood infection brought on by morbid obesity. Called EMS with shortness of breath and chest pain. Upon EMS arrival, patient was tachypneic at 40 breaths per minute with oxygen saturation of 90%. At the scene, EMS administered breathing treatments and checked lung sounds that did not reveal any evidence of fluid in the lung fields. EMS also reports patient was agitated upon their arrival at his residence, strapped to a virtual reality headset screaming: "IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!" Two minutes after arrival at UTMB at 1500, the patient became unresponsive, apneic, and had oxygen saturations from 80-90%. The patient’s heart rate decreased to asystole, was intubated with good breath sounds and air movement.

Patient then had wide complex bradycardia and ACLS protocol for pulseless electrical activity was followed for 45 minutes. The patient was administered TPA with no improvement. Bedside echocardiogram was unable to be performed, due to abnormal celluloid deposits. The patient was administered D5W, Narcan, and multiple rounds of epinephrine and atropine, calcium chloride, and sodium bicarbonate. The patient had three episodes of ventricular trachycardia/fibrillation with cardioversion/defibrillation resulting in asystole. The patient was pronounced dead at 1605 with fixed, dilated pupils, no heart sounds, no pulse and no spontaneous respirations save for one audible: "PAAAAAARP" just prior to death.

Autopsy Photos:

Thoatse posted:

Raskolnikov posted:

cool new Polack jokes posted:

What did they do? Like anything SC streamer related I can never keep track of all the different factions. At one point it was literally INN vs INN.

TrustmeImLegit posted:

The writers decided to leave and make their own site. On the way they stole the patreon, twitter account, brands/logos, etc from the IP owner wulf. They also trashed the original INN website on the way out. Illegal as gently caress. They changed their name to relay.

Raskolnikov posted:

Let's check on Humility...














or not.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Raskolnikov posted:

Let's check on Humility...














or not.

tooterfish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165H_5jgE5g

What do you know, I just had to type "Chris Roberts coding" into google.

Mirificus posted:

chochmah posted:

he uses the mouse to mark a word :O and has to look down on the keyboard to find DEL

(if you did that even in your first CS-semester you'd be laughed out of class)

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

First they wanted to steal the name as well

Mr.Tophat posted:

I look forward to when SC allows VR. You can't handwave motion sickness and goodness knows what other ailments from having such a craptastic engine. Oh it's just alpha, migranes, vomiting and wooziness are to be expected. Bring on VR and let the citizens enjoy 24fps and the juddering nightmare as close to their face as possible.

Also the battletech system allowing for wrecked mech parts to be used against one another is incredible.

Libluini posted:

"If no-one complains, it isn't theft." I see, someone took the old German saying "Wo kein Kläger, da kein Richter" to it's illogical extreme.

The Titanic posted:

I don't think there is any need for this. If you think Chris actually codes things, then you also likely think he plays his game.

I wish all this money could have went to a developer who actually cares about games.

The Titanic posted:

You know there is some amount of irony when they constantly consider anybody with a dissenting opinion to be a goon or Derek Smart alt, while the big supporters are known to be successful e-marketing strategists.

I'm sure they're not logging into a pool of random accounts and poo poo posting love everywhere on the reddit thing and the internet. Kind of like that Huxley person just happening to post about Star Citizen everywhere. I'm sure it's definitely not a paid professional marketer.

Mirificus posted:

Sillybones posted:

he codes all night, sandi said so, you shitlord. get your pubes outta here


What actually is Chris Roberts job? What role does he perform? I know it originally was 'gently caress with the artists and everyone else so they quit'. I felt like he backed away from that at some point since a few things got released. Full time movie man?

Kosumo posted:

Like Chris could have ever come up with any non derivative idea ..... ever ..... Chris is a HACK. [Full Stop] always as been .....

..... for ever a has been.

It's only the fools (many who are here, posting after refunds and the like that ever made him anything other that that.) that have lead to this event, had a mister no body fronted with this idea/dream it would NOT have go the initial money to become the scam it is.

Any one who ever funded this has some level of blame to themselves.

It was always CHRIS ROBERTS, Derek why did you fund it?

Sillybones posted:

https://twitter.com/boo_huxley

Not a marketer at all.

The name comes from an episode of CSI where they wrote about a subculture they didn't understand and thought Annabelle "Boo" Huxley was a good shot at a character name.

Wizard Master posted:

Who cares about some dumb computer game..... get a life!

Xaerael posted:

OK, so I'm still seething over the "Forefather" statement.