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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Post a pic of you and all your v trustworthy friends imo What you don't see are the brown landing marks in the back of our white underwear.
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prior derail aside, you should still be loving embarrassed if you poo poo your pants no matter how much of an accident it was, jesus loving christ dude and if it wasn't an accident, you should be fired from a loving cannon into the sun
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:00 |
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my boyfriend is an unattractive slob who poo poo himself in my car. am i being unreasonable?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:05 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Come now, even a retard like yourself must be able to see how these things are different You fuckless autists are ruining the thread. Go jerkoff missionary style and stops making GBS threads the place up.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:08 |
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a guy at my previous workplace once poo poo himself at his desk at work it was a regular poo poo, not diarrhea. i know this, because after he got up, he left a trail of turds on the way to the bathroom. the smell was overpowering. this was a call center with 300 people on the floor and there was nowhere you could go where you didn't smell it he was a big ol fat guy, the slob kind of fat guy who wears sweatpants to work
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Mirthless posted:a guy at my previous workplace once poo poo himself at his desk at work Sorry dude. I didn't say anything at the time but I promise there was a good reason
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:11 |
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Mirthless posted:a guy at my previous workplace once poo poo himself at his desk at work We had a kid in the fifth grade who wore sweats every day. He used to poo poo himself but just sit in it for as long as possible and when he got up, it had often been pressed through his sweats and left a..film..on the chair. He didn't give a gently caress though. quote:I don't know what to do, and I don't know if I am being unreasonable. Do people often become so comfortable that it's too uncomfortable for the other person? Is it worth breaking up? I don't know if I can continue like this, and whenever I try to talk about my feelings, he pouts and shuts down... doesn't want to hear it. You break up and when he asks why, you tell him he's a pants making GBS threads slob. What kind of person wouldn't immediately break up over this.
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Mr. Belding posted:You fuckless autists are ruining the thread. Go jerkoff missionary style and stops making GBS threads the place up.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:12 |
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One of my former roommates would poo poo himself and then won't shower for weeks afterwards. He also blew out his knee and being on disability got a commode so he would poo poo in the commode and just leave it in grocery bags in his room during the summer. It smelled. Always paid his share of the rent and bill on time every month unlike my other roommates, so he had one good thing going for him. He also wore sweatpants everyday, but they had a huge hole from hip to ankle. That's my knowing someone who shat himself story, thanks for listening.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:13 |
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Look, fresh content to stop the gross derail. My (23M) girlfriend (23F) never stops complaining about having to wax her pubes. quote:Every time she goes to get waxed there's some little comment, "well guess I need to go get waxed again, it sucks being a girl" or "you're so lucky, guys never need to wax". When she gets home she'll sit on the couch with an ice pack on her crotch and expect me to baby her since she's in pain. She once made a post on Instagram with a picture of the salon sign and something like "time for a wax, the things we do for love". So I assume all her friends are also under the impression that I'm making her wax.
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Lonely Virgil posted:One of my former roommates would poo poo himself and then won't shower for weeks afterwards. He also blew out his knee and being on disability got a commode so he would poo poo in the commode and just leave it in grocery bags in his room during the summer. It smelled. Always paid his share of the rent and bill on time every month unlike my other roommates, so he had one good thing going for him. That man knew himself
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Lonely Virgil posted:One of my former roommates would poo poo himself and then won't shower for weeks afterwards. He also blew out his knee and being on disability got a commode so he would poo poo in the commode and just leave it in grocery bags in his room during the summer. It smelled. Always paid his share of the rent and bill on time every month unlike my other roommates, so he had one good thing going for him. it's always sweatpants always! on that note: quote:My husband (32/m) is upset that I (31/f) don't look more like a mom. Relationships you're a bad wife and mommy if you don't swear sweatpants and let yourself go Mirthless fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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Jeez, these controlling/manipulative husbands need to be [murder gif]ed
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corn on the cop posted:my boyfriend is an unattractive slob who poo poo himself in my car. am i being unreasonable? I'm gonna guess that if you're dating a slovenly car shitter you're not much of a catch yourself, you know?
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What is up with dudes who want their girlfriends and wives to transform into their (the husband's) moms?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:32 |
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I sharted myself a couple times
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:39 |
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Pick posted:yeah cause you can freakin buy lactassseee some people, like myself, have a more general dairy intolerance for which lactase does nothing. Despite this issue, I am a 28-year-old man who has never once poo poo his pants since babyhood. As someone else commented, it's pretty drat easy to tell the difference between a fart and a poo poo, and if you're not quite sure well then maybe that fart belongs in the toilet. I was actually laughing really hard at a few people insisting that making GBS threads your pants is a normal part of life... interesting lives you fellows lead. Also, out of morbid curiosity I tried pressing on my taint to get the last of the piss out of my wiener. Obviously, it didn't work and I can't for the life of me figure out why someone would think it would. Pretty sure the urethra doesn't pass through the gooch and that centrifugal force is the best (only?) way to expel the last dribbles of pee. Yes, I am a child who is overly amused by bodily functions (obviously) Play fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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Play posted:Despite this issue, I am a 28-year-old man who has never once poo poo his pants since babyhood. As someone else commented, it's pretty drat easy to tell the difference between a fart and a poo poo, and if you're not quite sure well then maybe that fart belongs in the toilet. I was actually laughing really hard at a few people insisting that making GBS threads your pants is a normal part of life... interesting lives you fellows lead. you won't be 28 forever
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Mirthless posted:you won't be 28 forever can't argue with that. perhaps I should make sphincter exercises part of my leg days
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:53 |
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Jesus Christ, I'll ask because you're clearly angling at it: Mirthless, how often do you poo poo your pants
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:53 |
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Zelder posted:Jesus Christ, I'll ask because you're clearly angling at it: Mirthless, how often do you poo poo your pants He said he used to be fat, to me there seems to be a connections between obese people and pants-making GBS threads. Can't really imagine what that connection is though, perhaps it's simply an overwhelming laziness causing one to gamble with a suspicious fart
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:56 |
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My [21F] boyfriend [28 M] of 2 years won't stop farting.quote:I've been with my boyfriend for a little over 2 years, living together for nearly just as long. He's a great guy and I love him a lot, there's not too much wrong with or relationship and I'm happy. But...his loving farts drive me crazy. Since we moved into our new home about a year ago, I guess he felt it was time for us to be comfortable farting around each other, and even more so, making GBS threads with the bathroom door open in mid-conversation (I put an end to that pretty loving fast). I don't mind him letting out gas if it needs to go: I don't, but that's my own preference, no big deal. But he pushes them out as often as he can, usually with his rear end propped out and a big smile on his face. It's so immature to me, I tell him to knock it off but he likes that it pushes my buttons. Now he'll do it on public too, which mortifys me. It feels like every 10 mins he lets one loose. Lots of threads complaining about the other partner's farting habits but felt this one needed to be shared, for obvious reasons.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [21F] boyfriend [28 M] of 2 years won't stop farting. Lol they met when she was 18/19 and he was 25/26 It's been said a million times in this thread, but if you can go to bars and your partner can't, they shouldn't be your partner
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [21F] boyfriend [28 M] of 2 years won't stop farting. gotta be hard to be wampalord's girlfriend
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Zelder posted:Jesus Christ, I'll ask because you're clearly angling at it: Mirthless, how often do you poo poo your pants Every time AC Slater says "Hey mamma," to Jessie on Saved By the Bell.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:02 |
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I'm mirthlesses strange obsession with sweat pants
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get off turdtown talk you disgusting cretinsquote:I [31/M] fell asleep as my wife [30/F] was getting ready for sex. She left me a nasty note, had a tantrum then apologized. I feel like she was really out of line. More than an apology? quote:On my salary, we could easily afford everything, but it's the buying formula at Whole Foods and shopping at expensive stores instead of discount stores that gets me. Groceries will run us $410/week when we could easily spend less than $200. I mean, on an annualized basis, we spend the equivalent of a brand new Mazda. quote:This time last year I collapsed at my desk. Thought it was a heart attack. Sadly, it was exhaustion. Fortunately, my boss gave me a week of PTO without impacting my current account, which probably kept me from actually having a massive heart attack. quote:I wish she didn't tell her mother everything. Her mom left me a VM about how we need to prioritize sex. If that isn't a dose of cold water, I don't know what is.
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Tolkien minority posted:I'm mirthlesses strange obsession with sweat pants i made literally two posts about it i'm tolkien minority's strange obsession with my posts
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Play posted:some people, like myself, have a more general dairy intolerance for which lactase does nothing.
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corn on the cop posted:get off turdtown talk you disgusting cretins this guy needs to get a hold on their finances and quit one of those jobs, his wife sounds awful but good god man why are you doing this to yourself???? 400 dollars a week on groceries??? FOR THREE PEOPLE??? i can see why she might feel neglected but i bet she throws a tantrum if he suggests shopping where the poors shop $1600 a month to feed three loving people, good god. I like that the guy throws $200/week out as a reasonable number, even that is extravagant for three people. What are they eating for dinner every night, prime strip streaks and organic out of season exotic produce? Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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"SHAG MY DAUGHTER"
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it's just not dinner without a $40 bottle of wineRatjaculation posted:"SHAG MY DAUGHTER" this is a warning "gently caress my daughter or i'm going to encourage her to cheat on you" she is going to cheat on him if she isn't already, lol Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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corn on the cop posted:get off turdtown talk you disgusting cretins Are they eating wagyu filet mignon and caviar every night?
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Lonely Virgil posted:Are they eating wagyu filet mignon and caviar every night? it's gotta be liquor i'm gonna guess he likes his scotch and she likes her wine
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corn on the cop posted:get off turdtown talk you disgusting cretins His wife is a child and he needs to divorce her, get full custody of his daughter, and find a mature and loving woman to be with.
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Zelder posted:Jesus Christ, I'll ask because you're clearly angling at it: Mirthless, how often do you poo poo your pants At a rate inversely proportional to how often he cuts his hair.
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Mirthless posted:gotta be hard to be wampalord's girlfriend
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Mirthless posted:gotta be hard to be wampalord's girlfriend At least I'm not making GBS threads my pants on a regular basis, old man. quote:I don't mind him letting out gas if it needs to go: I don't, but that's my own preference, no big deal. loving a, who are these super people who can choose to just never fart? Like, never? You never let out gas? WampaLord fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:it's always sweatpants What is wrong with this guy, he has a wife who does all the things husbands stereotypically secretly resent their wives for NOT doing after having a kid
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I have never poo poo my pants as an adult. Not once.
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