Mak0rz posted:

Was this some weird cultural zeitgeist in the 90's or something?

Moridin920 posted:

They're just people with different genitals lol people are so goddamn moronic.

Zzulu posted:

guysy i have an issue

a girl 8 years younger than me is flirting with me at work

what do

Psycho Society posted:

I feel like that's an oversimplification, there are many important differences. A girl would never sign up for the SA forums and post under the username moridin920, for example

Tolkien minority posted:

moridin is actually a cute blonde cheerleader irl she just roleplays a late 20s contrarian dork online its her kink

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Hi everyone

For the past few days my girlfriend has been leaving the toilet seat up (like, both the seat cover and the seat.) Whenever I ask her about it she just starts laughing, and refuses to tell me anything.
My only thought is that it could be some kind of revenge... but we're the only ones who use the toilet, and I always leave the seat down. (I sit down to pee, okay? Get off my back!)
I really have no idea what it could be... Google searches just return a bunch of stupid arguments over whether men should have to put the seat down after using it.

Any ideas?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?

Whenever I ask her about it she just starts laughing, and refuses to tell me anything.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?

 (I sit down to pee, okay? Get off my back!) 

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?

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Jim Barris posted:

How many of the replies to this are people who get it? She is obviously making fun of him for pissing sitting down.

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You came here with a question and nearly everyone here has decided to make a joke. Even the highest rated response, which starts strong, devolves into a hodgepodge of goofy ideas.
When you ask her directly, she laughs about it. Everyone here seems to write that off as a sign of some prank. But laughing is the oldest deflection in the book. Is it possible she has an eating disorder?
This situation could be potentially serious and I'm disappointed in the community's response.

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Is there a chance that she has some bulemic tendencies? I realize that this may sound far fetched, but I used to accidentally leave the seat up after I purged sometimes.
I mean, it's very very unlikely that that's what is happening, but if she has ever shown signs of eating disorders before, it's possible.

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it's possible she's pregnant, happy about it, and for some reason hasn't told him yet, that seems like a strong contender too.

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I'm surprised no one has said this yet... Is it possible she is pregnant? Some women throw up often at the beginning of a pregnancy. Personally, when I throw up, I pull up the seat...

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My first thought was puking, too.

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She's probably trying to be nice to leave the seat up for you. But she doesn't know you pee sitting down... if she knows then she's poking fun at you if she doesn't then she's probably doing it for courtesy's sake. which is a nice gesture

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?

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Yawgmoth posted:

She is totally doing it just because it messes with his head. I like her.

ArbitraryC posted:

I dunno, "I sit down to pee so my girlfriend goes out of her way to constantly make jabs at my masculinity" is kind of terrible really.

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Not sure where to start. I've been dating this girl for about 2 years, we get on well, great sex life and very kinky. She's always enjoyed role playing, especially calling me daddy. I have never really thought about it as we originally met on a kink related site so there was nothing unusual about it to me as i quite enjoy it my self until recently.

Her dad came to stay at our place for a few days(i am 26, she is 21). Her parents are divorced so he visits on his own. He's a really cool guy, friendly and very easy to chat to, they seem really close.

We usually have sex each night, but when her dad is around she prefers not too. Saying how she doesn't like the idea of doing it when he could hear. I saw that as perfectly acceptable and thought nothing of it. So on the first night, after we had both gotten into bed. She tells me how shes going to head over to the spare room to have a chat with dad for abit. Seems totally normal wanting a private chat with her dad so again i think nothing of it. After 20 mins pass i get up and head to the toilet which is near our second bed room. I expected to hear some mumbling or talking going on but I couldn't hear a single thing in there but didn't think much of it. Then i woke up and she was next to me in bed so i had fallen asleep by the time she came back.

Now the second night which was last night is where things got a bit strange and right now im not sure what i should do. We both got into bed the same as before, but she didn't go off to her fathers room right away. I think she waited for me to fall asleep or something. I had my eyes closed and facing away from her when she gave me a little nudge asking if im still awake. I was pretty sleepy so i just didn't say anything. Then she got up and left, which woke me up alot more. This time i assumed she just went to use the bathroom. about 20 mins pass again and i started needing it again so i head out to it. She not in it so she must be having a chat with dad again. I went up to the door to see if i could hear them talking this time. This time it wasn't silent.

This part i don't know what i want to think. But i think could hear the mattress bouncing, and what sounded like her moaning slightly. I started feeling extremely nauseas. I had no idea wtf was going on. I wanted to barge in to see what was happening, but i was too scared incase they were doing nothing bad and i end up looking like some sick person accusing them of incest. The rest of that night i couldn't get to sleep. Too many thoughts rushing through my head. She finally came back, over an hour later. I kept my eyes shut and she just went to sleep with out saying a word to me. I ended up saying nothing and just tried to sleep.

Her dad is going to be here for another night tonight. I can't stand being around them 2 together now, it makes me feel sick to the stomach. so i took my laptop out telling her that id let her spend some alone time with her dad for his last day here. I have no idea what i should do, should i try and walk in when she's next talking to him ? I don't know what i'm going to do if they are doing what i think they are doing.

I'll post an update on how things go down later tonight...

possible incest witness posted:

I'll post an update on how things go down later tonight...

ArbitraryC posted:

I dunno, "I sit down to pee so my girlfriend goes out of her way to constantly make jabs at my masculinity" is kind of terrible really.

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I don't post much on reddit. But when I do, its either to discuss my incestual cheating now ex-girlfriend or a chance to win the XTZ Earphone 12 earphones

Yawgmoth posted:

Does she know he sits to pee, though?

ArbitraryC posted:

Presumably that's where the joke is coming from?

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I've found toilet paper in his room twice now. The first time I asked him why he keeps it, he just said he was eating in his room and it was easier than getting a napkin from the kitchen. I asked him how when the bathroom is further away than the kitchen but he just changed the subject. The second time I found it I asked him again and he just said it's for just in case he needs it and wouldn't elaborate.

Is it weird to keep toilet paper in your room?

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It's for cleaning up splooge. Pretty normal for a teenage boy.

What is splooge?

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Ejaculate. Semen. Sperm. Man-aise. Jizz. Lovebutter. Etc etc.

I don't think he does that.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other

My [F17] bf [M18] keeps toilet paper in his room, is that weird?

What is splooge?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other

My [F17] bf [M18] keeps toilet paper in his room, is that weird?

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I don't think he does that.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other

My [F17] bf [M18] keeps toilet paper in his room, is that weird?

What is splooge?

china bot posted:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

you know what's terrible?

calling guys you gently caress 'daddy'

I [26M] think my girl friend [21F] is sleeping with her father.

Pick posted:

That strikes me as incredibly sad because apparently it's fairly common for divorced or widowed dads to turn to their daughters for sexual purposes.

Don't do this. Don't be a rapist. Also you hosed your daughter up.