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Mak0rz posted:Was this some weird cultural zeitgeist in the 90's or something? it was, actually
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They're just people with different genitals lol people are so goddamn moronic.
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Moridin920 posted:They're just people with different genitals lol people are so goddamn moronic. You just triggered so many people.
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Zzulu posted:guysy i have an issue You got it easy dude a 50+ grandma is giving me the eye everyday
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:07 |
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I feel like that's an oversimplification, there are many important differences. A girl would never sign up for the SA forums and post under the username moridin920, for example
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Psycho Society posted:I feel like that's an oversimplification, there are many important differences. A girl would never sign up for the SA forums and post under the username moridin920, for example moridin is actually a cute blonde cheerleader irl she just roleplays a late 20s contrarian dork online its her kink
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Tolkien minority posted:moridin is actually a cute blonde cheerleader irl she just roleplays a late 20s contrarian dork online its her kink Wasn't that a movie with Bruce Willis and robots? Surrogates!
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I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?quote:Hi everyone
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:34 |
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I think friends of the opposite gender are good and healthy but I also think that if you're a lonely dork who gets a crush on any girl who pays attention to you then you need to be honest with yourself about that and either ask them out before things drag out too long if they're available or find some other way to prevent yourself from pining. The one sided crushes just never go well.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on? She's using a shewee.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on? Taint Reaper in the wild
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on? way to bury this lede lol your girlfriend is making fun of you dude
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:40 |
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For some stupid reason she's having fun at the guy sitting down to pee...I guess? Idk why probably means their toilet is a lot cleaner cause splashing is a thing. I'd get her back by taking the whole seat off though personally
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He should start leaving bobby pins everywhere
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on? How many of the replies to this are people who get it? She is obviously making fun of him for pissing sitting down.
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Jim Barris posted:How many of the replies to this are people who get it? She is obviously making fun of him for pissing sitting down. quote:You came here with a question and nearly everyone here has decided to make a joke. Even the highest rated response, which starts strong, devolves into a hodgepodge of goofy ideas. quote:Is there a chance that she has some bulemic tendencies? I realize that this may sound far fetched, but I used to accidentally leave the seat up after I purged sometimes. quote:it's possible she's pregnant, happy about it, and for some reason hasn't told him yet, that seems like a strong contender too. quote:I'm surprised no one has said this yet... Is it possible she is pregnant? Some women throw up often at the beginning of a pregnancy. Personally, when I throw up, I pull up the seat... quote:My first thought was puking, too. quote:She's probably trying to be nice to leave the seat up for you. But she doesn't know you pee sitting down... if she knows then she's poking fun at you if she doesn't then she's probably doing it for courtesy's sake. which is a nice gesture A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I have a stupid question. My girlfriend (26F) has been leaving the toilet seat UP, and is refusing to tell me (26M) why. What the hell is going on?
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Yawgmoth posted:She is totally doing it just because it messes with his head. I like her. I dunno, "I sit down to pee so my girlfriend goes out of her way to constantly make jabs at my masculinity" is kind of terrible really.
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno, "I sit down to pee so my girlfriend goes out of her way to constantly make jabs at my masculinity" is kind of terrible really. Having cleaned dried crusty piss splatter and pubic hairs from both the floor and bowl from past roommates, sitting pissers would be welcome to me.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:11 |
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you know what's terrible? calling guys you gently caress 'daddy' I [26M] think my girl friend [21F] is sleeping with her father. quote:Not sure where to start. I've been dating this girl for about 2 years, we get on well, great sex life and very kinky. She's always enjoyed role playing, especially calling me daddy. I have never really thought about it as we originally met on a kink related site so there was nothing unusual about it to me as i quite enjoy it my self until recently.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:11 |
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That there is a thing alright
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:13 |
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possible incest witness posted:I'll post an update on how things go down later tonight...
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:14 |
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whoa
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno, "I sit down to pee so my girlfriend goes out of her way to constantly make jabs at my masculinity" is kind of terrible really.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:15 |
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I was waiting for some classic Reddit overthinking about how often she laughs at her dad's jokes, but nope, that sure sounds like someone sleeping with her dad. Ugggggh
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:16 |
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I looked it up and apparently she was indeed cheating on him with her dad last post he made on reddit, about two years after the original post: quote:I don't post much on reddit. But when I do, its either to discuss my incestual cheating now ex-girlfriend or a chance to win the XTZ Earphone 12 earphones
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:17 |
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That might be the most repugnant thing I've read.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:22 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Does she know he sits to pee, though? Presumably that's where the joke is coming from?
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ArbitraryC posted:Presumably that's where the joke is coming from?
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:26 |
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every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other My [F17] bf [M18] keeps toilet paper in his room, is that weird? quote:I've found toilet paper in his room twice now. The first time I asked him why he keeps it, he just said he was eating in his room and it was easier than getting a napkin from the kitchen. I asked him how when the bathroom is further away than the kitchen but he just changed the subject. The second time I found it I asked him again and he just said it's for just in case he needs it and wouldn't elaborate. quote:
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other [/quote] Help, my bf sometimes my bf pants make a tent. Is he sick? My bf wants to put his lips on my lips, do people actually do that?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhahah
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:every single one of these is solid gold in one way or other [/quote] Man-aise is the funniest of the bunch.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:49 |
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He never did post an update.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 23:01 |
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That strikes me as incredibly sad because apparently it's fairly common for divorced or widowed dads to turn to their daughters for sexual purposes. Don't do this. Don't be a rapist. Also you hosed your daughter up.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you know what's terrible? Edit: N/m I'm pretty sure the whole thing is fake. Gaunab fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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The only update was the single comment mirthless posted.
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Pick posted:That strikes me as incredibly sad because apparently it's fairly common for divorced or widowed dads to turn to their daughters for sexual purposes. Uhhh I don't think it's all that common lol
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