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The right honourable Ed Balls has decreed this thread the designated waiting list for liver and pancreas transplants. This megathread, as per C-SPAM tradition is run and maintained (poorly of course) by a bunch of alcoholic derelicts and druggies who choose poorly how to spend their free time! punchymcpunch posted:Hi C-SPAM, OB_Juan posted:Also: This megathread's focus is generally on Donald Trump's current reign as Chancellor of his puppet regime which is run by an ad-hoc skeleton crew known as The Legion of Doom, i.e. "Why we Drink" set to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsZx9kHvU4 However, international and domestic incidents are covered as well as loose and general topics, just with the spin of drunken insight into uncharted waters. Despite being a huge mess of a thread, it is not a chat thread. We have one here. Our current C-SPAM president at the time of writing this is: crazy cloud All hail! May his unconventional wisdom be our light in these dark and trying times. Inshallah~ Nite Crew has a radio station/video/chat thing which helps unwind from the insanity and blow off some steam It is most active during EST evening hours, between 7 pm - 1 am Movies typically run at 10 pm EST http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew Everyone is welcome to post! Day Crew, Lurkers, Tourists, D&D refugees, whatever. It's not some exclusive club, nobody gives a shiet. There are only a few conditions to keep in mind while posting here if you are new to this thread and C-SPAM in general. C-SPAM's Nite Crew embraces the philosophy of Ephemerality: In which all good and bad things come to an end eventually, and our posting is but a mandala for Death 👏 Is 👏 Certain~👏 Namaste. https://twitter.com/CherOfficiaI/status/830175962864115712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Fenrir's chains are broken. Hannibal ad portas. Dondal T;armp did a reverse benghazi killing an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and an american soldier. Kali has come to collect. Oppenheimer did nothing wrong. Dr. Ian Malcolm was right. Especially if you are new, read the rules!! mormonpartyboat posted:dnd probates u for wrongthink This is important so that you aren't the type of poster that goes "B-b-but...I came here into this sub-forum to this thread specifically to find substantial news instead of a news site and to engage in disingenuous intellectual debate where I am always right and you are wrong. Instead... all I got was pages and pages of circlejerks, tired memes and terrible youtube links to music!!! I'm complaining because my tummy is upset on account of drinking too much milk and I refuse to offer any articles or links of my own and I won't contribute either!!!" You aren't the first, and you won't be the last at the McDonald's Drive Thru window. Spam is in the name of the sub-forum It's a fast and loose environment and yer just kicking the hornet's nest if you choose to hit submit reply without this kind of self-awareness going in this thread. It's just a fair warning. If you really want to have a discussion on a particular topic with regards to Trump, his cabinet or what the h*ck is going on America today, provide links and articles or news. People will engage you! Just don't expect to always fully pan out. Drunks have hang overs to deal with in this nightmare scenario and prefer summaries. Brevity is cherished here unlike D&D. If you truly want to gaze into the abyss and learn what the gently caress really happened today, we have this nifty Abyss Gazer device. (Seriously, click on it. You're welcome.) It is a patented prototype that allows you to observe safely in the finite space of our lives, the dark aura convalescing into this pit of despair without making your brain bleed right out into your eye sockets and dripping grey goo tears after warping into a subconscious singularity where distinguishing the gap between reality and a farce is impossible and you just never come back. It's not a guarantee, should the prototype fail: Alcohol has been proven by Nite Crew scientists after laborious experimentation to be the one guarantee to ensure your brain does not go completely broken to survive this presidency. Time has slowed down significantly since our first Twitter-American President's whirlwind transition into the White House. It has been proven by Nite Crew scientists that alcohol is a time traveling device that will help you escape the phenomenon of slowed down time being weighed down by this highly dense pocket of insanity by briefly altering your consciousness and desyncing it from this current timeline and allowing you to fast forward when possible. Black out periods have been recorded as common, so as always use it safely and responsibly since tampering with time and space with alcohol requires a massive amount of energy resulting in volatile and unstable rifts in the continuum. Should you find your alcohol tolerance level too high after a certain point and can no longer fast forward through time, which will be unavoidable after a period.... It will be time to shatter the veil by using alcohol as an incendiary device against the structure that houses this swirling mass known as the Reality Distortion Bubble. You will know when the Reality Distortion Bubble reveals itself, cloaked in the flag and cross, spewing fascist rhetoric. Be sure to waste as much American whiskey as possible in the process of undertaking in this eventual, inevitable and arduous task. Not a Step posted:Nite crew culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this subforum. The one downside to the HillShill Toxx Amnesty is that it didn't permanently remove them. crazy cloud posted:I'd fight jeb! All good and bad things come to an end, you should know this by now, inshallah. The Previous thread can be found here. Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month. Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 19:00 on May 9, 2017 |
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Links and dum poo poo https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ - A neat and tidy site to figure out what's going on in bored rich rear end in a top hat's day to day life at the behest of our mercy. Daily recap http://trumpbone.zone/ - Monthly recap from CortezFantastic https://themoscowproject.org/timeline.html- Moscow Project, a general timeline between Trump and Russia's connections https://twitter.com/esembrat/lists/tiny-hand-dictators - "This journo twitter list is the equivalent of a police scanner for Trump and Trump collaborator related events. Most news/views tweets posted in the thread are found here. It is an invaluable resource." - SpiderHyphenMan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEu3KY-hNCbWVCXrqQfPB9w - Live Satellite News, uploads and streams the insanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVMUGwKcLE - Piccolo takes supplements from the Infowars Store https://twitter.com/TeenVogue - Teen Vogue, get your regular resistance news. What Washington Post or NYT are too scared to publish, Teen Vogue has got you covered. https://cspamthinktank.tumblr.com/ - Thinking Face Gallery, Greatest Hits~, Thanks to AHandedMissus (more to be added ) The Chart of The Thinking Face Emoji Use this guide throughout the presidency, you will need it. Credit to Weeping Wound. Drastic Actions posted:I just got done working on a new website for generating Thinking Face images, thanks to the power of The Cloud™ and a lot of "System.Drawing". Drastic Actions posted:Okay, GIF support for the C-SPAM Thinking Face Generator is now live. I'm calling it a Alpha feature since I'm still working on making it more consistent. But it's good enough for use right now. Evolution of the Thinking Face Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Apr 12, 2017 |
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what is going on i don't understand
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it's a palace coop
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RESIST!
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we didn't even reach page 8888
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down with the winter palace!
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MY DICK IS READY TO MAKE POSTS AGAINST TORMP
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two threads? I can barely keep up with the one
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no mods no masters
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Lastgirl posted:Despite being a huge mess of a thread, it is not a chat thread. fake news in the op???
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Ground floor Also Milo has only yet begun to be destroyed (he posted selfies to prove this 4chan account is him in other posts)
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dat shang tsung
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Jeb!
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get hosed
byob historian fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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rip trump thread, died just before the rest of us
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Let's get to 6900 again!!!
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not drunk enough I can still feel my face
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nite crew rises
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first
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Thank god I hate nite crew/ day crew inside joke stuff (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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oh hello
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Mo_Steel posted:rip trump thread, died just before the rest of us the trump thread had 2 die, so the trump thread could live
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ed, balls?
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close this thread, reopen the other one until it gets page 100000
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this is zdr's fault isn't it
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Oh boy, I'm getting in on the ground floor of VOLUME III!Rocks posted:Thank god I hate nite crew/ day crew inside joke stuff Would you consider Nite Crew culture to be a cancer that will kill the forum?
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MaxxBot posted:
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not in it, voted 1
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Business Gorillas posted:hey since we're starting to talk about anime again, feel free to have this daycrew simulator i just made spun the wheel, landed on ANIME accurate simulator
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nice
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Whoa lol like...page number 1 checking in lol I'm the number "1" poster you might say!!!
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FRIST POTst
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Rocks posted:Thank god I hate nite crew/ day crew inside joke stuff purge this heretic
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