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Pvt.Scott posted:I [21f] found the the Chosen One[27m], fated to sow The Seed of Sanctification in my womb. When he met the Conclave, things were great. He even got the Three Blessings of the Matriarchs and passed the tests and withstood the Inquisition, all without any preparations! Later he got really mad during the Incantations of Intent and yelled at me and my family and now I don't know what to do. Help me Reddit!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:00 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 09:23 |
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"I intend... to BREED!" the family cheers, they clear the table with their arms, the dishes crashing to the floor. the girl clambers onto the table, flips herself over in a rapidly congealing pool of gravy, and spreads her legs wide they begin to chant "BREED! BREED! BREED!" he thrusts! he thrusts! he thrusts again!! they accept him! they're chanting for him! FEED! FEED! FEED!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:05 |
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I want to force every baby-sub to read Infinite Jest and write a brief but thoughtful thesis on it. The doms too for that matter.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:05 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:I (M27) lost control on a date in front of her (F21) whole family. What can I do now? Started reading expecting a meltdown ended up disappointed he didn't melt down harder. Good first date: go out for coffee and maybe a stroll around a park so you can get to know each other one on one and see if there's any sparks, no pressure. Bad first date: take your date out for multi hour grueling interrogation with forty overbearing family members who will ensure your date barely gets to talk to you.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:06 |
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beejay posted:I can't get over the use of the term "b'day" throughout that post. I just kept reading it as bidet and got a totally different idea of 'coffee'
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:13 |
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lazorexplosion posted:Started reading expecting a meltdown ended up disappointed he didn't melt down harder. Good first date: go out for coffee and maybe a stroll around a park so you can get to know each other one on one and see if there's any sparks, no pressure. Bad first date: take your date out for multi hour grueling interrogation with forty overbearing family members who will ensure your date barely gets to talk to you. Yup, seriously. Dude seems like a champ for putting up with that poo poo for as long as he did. I would've made up an excuse and left immediately in his situation. That girl seems like the type of extremely controlling crazy person who is planning out their baby names halfway through the first date, so even if he's too dense to realize it, he's lucky to have gotten out of there!
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:35 |
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I wonder if Auntie was hornin' in on lil' missy's date.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:23 |
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quote:My [22F] girlfriend wants me [23M] to tell her that I will be with her forever, and I don't know if I will. my man, you're not her boyfriend. you're her babysitter.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:41 |
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{talking about the guys who met his date's extended family on the first date}54 40 or gently caress posted:It sounds like the beginning of a horror movie edit: gently caress, beaten by Pvt. Scott
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:04 |
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Pick posted:"I intend... to BREED!"
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:33 |
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OP deleted this post but luckily I had it open in another window because holy poo poo- Soon to be SIL (30'sF) hates my lesbian-casket shaking best friend (31F), and is wagging war demanding that my family cease contact. (Really long-Sorry- non-romantic)[new] submitted 6 hours ago * by Casketshakersunit quote:My issue is a little complicated, so this is a long post. My eldest brother is getting married to Amy (30's). Amy and Brandon's relationship sort of blossomed out of no where, and they moved quickly. Amy didn't get nearly any time spent with my family before she and Brandon became engaged, and she started aggressively planning the wedding. Amy's a bridezilla. e.g. Amy wanted me to be a bridesmaid, and I declined because she asked me the first time I had ever met her. I wasn't comfortable being a bridesmaid, because I literally didn't know anything about her and didn't even recognize her or her name. Amy was mad, but then decided to invite me to every wedding-party-only event. I didn't attend, because of work and not being in the wedding party. Amy then decided she wanted me to get ordained and marry her and my brother. I declined again. Amy grew increasingly hostile. I've known Amy for less than a year.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:59 |
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It's lesbian casket-shaking, not lesbian-casket shaking. god dammit hypens aren't just for fun.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:08 |
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Also that woman and Georgie both suck garbage and I hope they fall into a well and die.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:12 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:OP deleted this post but luckily I had it open in another window because holy poo poo- i get the feeling there's a whooooole lot more to this mess than OP is telling, and OP sure was telling a lot of erroneous poo poo
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:13 |
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WE'RE NOT HURTING ANYONE *acts like a flagrant moron and fucks up a family funeral in a manner befitting that horrific foam adventure youtube video*
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:13 |
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Pick posted:WE'RE NOT HURTING ANYONE *acts like a flagrant moron and fucks up a family funeral in a manner befitting that horrific foam adventure youtube video* Pick it is NOT OKAY to remind people that video exists.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:27 |
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Jesu christo
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:28 |
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Georgie sounds completely goddamn insufferable and I would be tempted to not marry into a family that apparently just accepts this person who is not a relative
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:39 |
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:OP deleted this post but luckily I had it open in another window because holy poo poo- i didn't make it all the way through this but everyone in this story is insufferable. this thing would've been half as long if the op hadn't written 500 words about her amazing lifestyle and cool house and all her friends and all the cool people she fucks and she's such a hard worker and and and amy is just JEALOUS and EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD IN HER LIFE
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:41 |
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Maaaan, American visitations/viewings/funerals are such a drag. Party it up a little. Everyone hang out. If you need to cry, do it. Say some Hail Marys and then get back to the beer pong. Everyone just wants to mumble and shake hands and maybe eat finger sandwiches.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:41 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:Twitch streamers make a thing that people enjoy watching and people give them money so they can keep making the thing they enjoy watching. It's not that hard to understand. Especially now that twitch lets you give funbucks, which translates to money, you get by watching ads. I've seen several Overwatch streamers get donations of $2,000 to $5,000 from a single person (not the same person for each streamer, just specifying that it wasn't a bunch of donations that added up to that amount.) Amazon Prime gives you a free month of Twitch Pro or some poo poo, so you can donate five bux to your favorite streamer by subscribing, but I don't think I'd ever actually shell out money for these dudes.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:43 |
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If you need to, treat tipping twitch streamers like tossing nickels at a hobo dancing for your amusement. Their smell and general employability are probably not too dissimilar.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:46 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Maaaan, American visitations/viewings/funerals are such a drag. Party it up a little. Everyone hang out. If you need to cry, do it. Say some Hail Marys and then get back to the beer pong. Everyone just wants to mumble and shake hands and maybe eat finger sandwiches. There's "party it up a little" and then there's "just gently caress with the corpse, why not, who cares about Grandma's remains"
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:47 |
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Antivehicular posted:There's "party it up a little" and then there's "just gently caress with the corpse, why not, who cares about Grandma's remains" If grandma didnt want to party in death, why did she own Weekend at Bernies 1 and 2 on vhs and dvd?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:49 |
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People will pay insane amounts of money for video games. Several years ago when my buddy had a lot of free time during university people would pay him, and pay him well, to play games for them. They'd give him they're account info and poo poo and he'd get the 100% completion because the only thing these people cared about was having a plat on their profile. Nerds are weird, and will spend any expendable income on unending amount of dumb poo poo
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 03:51 |
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Amy sounds like a crazy bitch but we're getting a very biased op so idk
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:30 |
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ArbitraryC posted:coffee for birthday is your line? imo that sounds a bit "you can't have 1 on 1 friends with the opposite sex" to me. I still wanna hear the conclusion of this one, what does thread think
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 04:46 |
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Antivehicular posted:There's "party it up a little" and then there's "just gently caress with the corpse, why not, who cares about Grandma's remains" Either she's just stardust or Jesus is giving her a new body anyway. Do body shots off of Nana's remains.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:06 |
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I am sure we are getting a one sided account, but I instinctively position myself against anyone who gives a gently caress what gender you are loving. I also instinctively position myself against anyone who tries to get people to turn their back on their own or thier friends without a good reason. Georgie shaking the casket could have been a weird grief thing. Most of the lesbians I have been exposed to were really good, low drama people that are great to have a beer with. Ann sounds a lot like my cousin's awful wife that does her best to keep my aunt away from her grandchildren for what are, as far as I can tell, a bunch of petty reasons tied up in imagined slights and social judgement.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:25 |
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Antivehicular posted:Georgie sounds completely goddamn insufferable and I would be tempted to not marry into a family that apparently just accepts this person who is not a relative yeah like I've met these people. they're the worst. I veer on quiiiirky, but an important skill is to knock that poo poo off in professional environments, restaurants, funerals, etc. act like a loving adult jfc
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:26 |
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therobit posted:I am sure we are getting a one sided account, but I instinctively position myself against anyone who gives a gently caress what gender you are loving. I also instinctively position myself against anyone who tries to get people to turn their back on their own or thier friends without a good reason. Georgie shaking the casket could have been a weird grief thing. Most of the lesbians I have been exposed to were really good, low drama people that are great to have a beer with. Ann sounds a lot like my cousin's awful wife that does her best to keep my aunt away from her grandchildren for what are, as far as I can tell, a bunch of petty reasons tied up in imagined slights and social judgement. Shaking the casket and then doing some dumbass "dramatic reading" voice with a smattering of prithee-ees? And then laughing uproariously? turd's hosed up.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:27 |
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therobit posted:I am sure we are getting a one sided account, but I instinctively position myself against anyone who gives a gently caress what gender you are loving. I also instinctively position myself against anyone who tries to get people to turn their back on their own or thier friends without a good reason. Georgie shaking the casket could have been a weird grief thing. Most of the lesbians I have been exposed to were really good, low drama people that are great to have a beer with. Ann sounds a lot like my cousin's awful wife that does her best to keep my aunt away from her grandchildren for what are, as far as I can tell, a bunch of petty reasons tied up in imagined slights and social judgement. It's almost as if people are people and can be quite lovely regardless of their sexual orientation and in fact gays are probably just as terrible as straights
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:30 |
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Pick posted:Shaking the casket and then doing some dumbass "dramatic reading" voice with a smattering of prithee-ees? And then laughing uproariously? turd's hosed up. I guess I don't think Ann gets to say anything how the woman deals with her own grandma's death, and should not gently caress with someone's relationship with their family unless there is abuse or they are being taken advantage of. My wife's family is culturally different from my family and frankly a little racist and pretty low class. I worked my rear end off to build a good relationship with them for her and for our kids and I work hard to maintain that relationship and meet them at their level. My wife in turn puts up with my mother being a little crazy and sometimes super demanding and at other timea super fearful and insecure. If you can't hang in with someone's family it is best not to marry them because you are marrying into that family too. Maybe OP is a handful and maybe Georgie is nuts but if you can't accept someone's family then don't try to join it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:43 |
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therobit posted:I guess I don't think Ann gets to say anything how the woman deals with her own grandma's death, and should not gently caress with someone's relationship with their family unless there is abuse or they are being taken advantage of. My wife's family is culturally different from my family and frankly a little racist and pretty low class. I worked my rear end off to build a good relationship with them for her and for our kids and I work hard to maintain that relationship and meet them at their level. My wife in turn puts up with my mother being a little crazy and sometimes super demanding and at other timea super fearful and insecure. If you can't hang in with someone's family it is best not to marry them because you are marrying into that family too. Maybe OP is a handful and maybe Georgie is nuts but if you can't accept someone's family then don't try to join it. Nah actually, it's cool and good not to put up with racists
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:46 |
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therobit posted:My wife's family is culturally different from my family and frankly a little racist and pretty low class. therobit posted:I work hard to maintain that relationship and meet them at their level. lol
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:46 |
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That's dumb. Being a stupid fuckass at a funeral affects everyone there. If you can't help but be an insipid idiot, stay home.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:47 |
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I will usually go out of my way to guess why the idiot did the dumb thing in these stories cause that's half the fun of this thread but this is one of those situations where even the most generous scenario would make them look bad. There aren't enough concessions to somehow stumble into literally shaking a casket and laughing about it during a funeral.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:51 |
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Pick posted:That's dumb. Being a stupid fuckass at a funeral affects everyone there. If you can't help but be an insipid idiot, stay home. But that would mean having to make a difficult choice
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:52 |
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Pick posted:yeah like I've met these people. they're the worst. I'm one of the 'fun guys' and I was loving cringing the whole time I was reading that poo poo.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 05:56 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Nah actually, it's cool and good not to put up with racists You would think that but it isn't an immutable charachteristic and does not make the whole of what someone is. It is like any other serious charcter flaw. You can be racist and still be an otherwise good person. Most whites in America are to some degree racist, whether they are conscious of it or not. Are you gonna tell your spouse "We ain't going over for Christmas because your dad has lovely views?"
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