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Sir Lemming posted:But he's not so sad that he can't end the episode with "lol Spock u look like the devil" -- an almost Trumpian response to being told you violated the prime directive I like that one planet whose pre-Cold War history was an exact duplicate of earth's right down to the identical phrasing in the US Constitution and the Declaration of Independence with one essential difference: the Book of Revelations draws the devil looking exactly like Spock. E: I want to see the Carbon Creek episode all about Spocks' great-great-great grandpappy visiting that world and accidentally scaring the poo poo out of their John of Patmos VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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I think a large problem with both Voyager and Enterprise was that their antagonists sucked, and they dwelt on them. Kazon are basically palette-swapped Klingons except four times as dumb with poop hair and they were dealing with them for ages. They weren't scary, they were annoying, like the early Ferengi, but unlike the Ferengi they showed up again and again. Enterprise kept fixated on the ridiculous temporal cold war, which is an interesting concept, but I feel like if you're going prequel you need to cash in on the nostalgia. The Klingon, Vulcan, and especially Andorian stuff worked pretty well I thought. Suliban fell flat, and while the Xindi were neat, they were also somewhat out of left field. They needed to start hinting at Romulans in season 1 in an arch-nemesis way, but Enterprise was basically purpose built for planet-of-the-week. Babylon 5 season 3 came from the library. I find myself wondering how many Starfleet captains have had to shove their combadges up their butts.
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The only way that B&B were able to get the studio to approve a prequel was to directly tie it in to the TNG era becuase the studios were still staring at TNG's ratings while they jacked off under the desk. So the temporal cold war was their concession to going no no guys it really is a TNG sequel.
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Wait those people in the leaks are supposed to be klingons?
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Kingtheninja posted:Wait those people in the leaks are supposed to be klingons? No. The guy who leaked it didn't know much about Star Trek and just thought "star trek aliens? must be Klingons."
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MikeJF posted:I'm bored and seriously considering converting the Enterprise-D's blueprints into Google Maps or OpenStreetMap's interior map formats. There's a new Stage-9 alpha build out that now includes some neat bits like part of the main computer core. The guy behind it has implemented Nvidia VXGI real-time lighting which means you need a pretty stout computer to run it. My 970m equipped laptop is barely hitting 30fps at FHD resolution. It used to be around 100 with the static lighting. Edit: I just noticed his site is down. Here's the Reddit page for further reading. Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Today I learned that the end credits for Star Trek III credit Grace Lee Whitney as "Woman in Bar" and show that Frank Welker provided the "Spock Screams."
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Time for another episode of "Wacky Star Trek poo poo That Gonz Found Out There In The World": They truly DID make an action figure for nearly every character, didn't they?
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I wish I still had my TNG transporter toy. I would have put all of those through it.
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I found my TNG tricorder and phaser when I was home for Christmas. Tricorder still works, but the phaser had some corrosion and a wire fell off the board somewhere. Trying to fix it, but I don't have a soldering iron so...
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Beachcomber posted:I found my TNG tricorder and phaser when I was home for Christmas. Tricorder still works, but the phaser had some corrosion and a wire fell off the board somewhere. Trying to fix it, but I don't have a soldering iron so... Reroute it through the emitter array.
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CPColin posted:Today I learned that the end credits for Star Trek III credit Grace Lee Whitney as "Woman in Bar" If she hadn't already made an appearance in TMP, that would be a very cruel way to re-introduce her to the franchise
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The_Doctor posted:Reroute it through the emitter array. No, no, no the Phase Coupler will never hold up.
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Gonz posted:Time for another episode of "Wacky Star Trek poo poo That Gonz Found Out There In The World": lol the Tom Paris one. "Three Mutant Offspring." If this post is to be believed, they made a figure for everything and everyone in Trek. This means I can fulfill my dream of owning one of those goons from "Move Along Home" to put at the table when I run D&D.
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Railing Kill posted:lol the Tom Paris one. "Three Mutant Offspring." Sadly the DS9 series was very small
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I never had any redshirt figures as a kid, so I'd always have O'Brien die on the away missions.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I never had any redshirt figures as a kid, so I'd always have O'Brian die on the away missions. New story idea. One day after an away mission, O'brien returns to the ship only to find he is already there, living his normal life. The crew awkwardly has to explain to him that in order to save time they loaded his Transporter save early this time. The O'briens have to learn to live with himselves, the revelation of the lies his crew-mates had been telling him, and the knowledge that he has died over 100 times. So basically a normal O'brien ep. remusclaw fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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remusclaw posted:New story idea. One day after an away mission, O'brien returns to the ship only to find he is already there, living his normal life. The crew awkwardly has to explain to him that in order to save time they loaded his Transporter save early this time. The O'briens have to learn to live with himselves, the revelation of the lies his crew-mates had been telling him, and the knowledge that he has died over 100 times. That'd be what would happen if they didn't find out that the secret Manchurian Candidate clone of O'Brien was a fake. Which is the best and worst "gently caress you O'Brien" episode? I think the one that I legit felt sorry for him most in was "Hard Time".
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Kingtheninja posted:Ducked out for a few weeks. I read the flaming wreck of discovery news (production stuff), have they given up yet or still pushing through? I've been out of the Trek loop for a while, can anyone fill me in?
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CommaToes posted:That'd be what would happen if they didn't find out that the secret Manchurian Candidate clone of O'Brien was a fake. Probably when his already terrible shrew of a wife was possessed by a space ghost.
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Beachcomber posted:I found my TNG tricorder and phaser when I was home for Christmas. Tricorder still works, but the phaser had some corrosion and a wire fell off the board somewhere. Trying to fix it, but I don't have a soldering iron so... I'm going to assume you tried to reverse the polarity.
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Railing Kill posted:lol the Tom Paris one. "Three Mutant Offspring." Did they make the kid versions of Picard and Guinan and the others? Asking for Aatrek.
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CommaToes posted:That'd be what would happen if they didn't find out that the secret Manchurian Candidate clone of O'Brien was a fake. Hard Time was rough. That poor dude did the phaser equivalent of putting a shotgun in his mouth. And he forgot Keiko was pregnant. He spent 20 years on a fake life and thought about his unborn child that he will never see and eventually literally forgot it existed. I liked Visionary a lot because you can see him go "oh for fucks sake" like every time he time skips.
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Gammatron 64 posted:I've been out of the Trek loop for a while, can anyone fill me in? Timby posted:So ... what's Star Trek: Discovery? tl;dr: Fuller was pushed out last year because he was taking too long with the scripts and causing production delays, they didn't start filming until the end of January, they're still making casting decisions, and multiple reports from on-set sources have indicated the entire production is a complete and utter shitshow that CBS is rushing out the door because it's wasted too much money already. And it's still going to be on All Access
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Miles O'Brien Must Suffer episodes off the top of my head: The Wounded (TNG) Disaster (TNG) Data's Day (TNG) (He marries Keiko in this one, so it counts) The Storyteller (DS9) Captive Pursuit (DS9) Tribunal (DS9) Visionary (DS9) Hard Time (DS9) Time's Orphan (DS9) Empok Nor (DS9) (I'm not counting any of the Mirror Universe poo poo. Smiley can fend for himself. Our universe is already hard enough on one Miles O'Brien.) Of that list, "Hard Time" has to be the roughest. That one is legitimately upsetting. I know a few folks with PTSD, and that episode got me right in the feels, as the kids say. It's one of my favorite episodes, but also pretty hard to watch. "Empok Nor" and "Tribunal" are right up there, though. Poor Miles.
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Rascals is pretty rough for O'Brien too. Jesus, Keiko, are you crazy?
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Railing Kill posted:Miles O'Brien Must Suffer episodes off the top of my head: You forgot "Armageddon Game".
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When O'Brien's not in the episode, just assume that he's suffering.
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Extreme Measures is the Season 7 O'Brien suffers episode as Bashir cajoles him into invading the dying mind of a secret agent. Probably the most heinous O'Brien suffering is in Rocks and Shoals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYb1E9PweUk
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Railing Kill posted:Miles O'Brien Must Suffer episodes off the top of my head: A Klingon also beats the tar out of O'Brien when they invade the station in The Way of the Warrior.
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If I were a pro wrestler my signature move would be the "O'Brien sternum clutch"
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Timby posted:tl;dr: Fuller was pushed out last year because he was taking too long with the scripts and causing production delays, they didn't start filming until the end of January, they're still making casting decisions, and multiple reports from on-set sources have indicated the entire production is a complete and utter shitshow that CBS is rushing out the door because it's wasted too much money already. And it's still going to be on All Access Yikes... RIP Star Trek.
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Firebert posted:Rascals is pretty rough for O'Brien too. Jesus, Keiko, are you crazy? Yea holy gently caress she acts super inappropriately with him. I get that the Federation is progressive and all, but they're not up to pedo acceptance levels.
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Kibbles n Shits posted:If I were a pro wrestler my signature move would be the "O'Brien sternum clutch" The wrestling move where you run around taunting them and wear them out to the point they can't fight back is called The Keiko.
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I like the episode where Keiko gets possessed by a Pai'Wraith but she's such a bitch all the time anyway so O'Brien doesn't even notice
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vermin posted:When O'Brien's not in the episode, just assume that he's suffering. Whenever you don't see him crawling around in a Jefferies Tube or being psychologically tortured by aliens, you can assume he's being berated by Keiko about diapers or plants or something banal. "Miiiiiiiiles. I think you're spending too much time playing darts." Timby posted:A Klingon also beats the tar out of O'Brien when they invade the station in The Way of the Warrior. MillennialVulcan posted:Extreme Measures is the Season 7 O'Brien suffers episode as Bashir cajoles him into invading the dying mind of a secret agent. jng2058 posted:You forgot "Armageddon Game". Firebert posted:Rascals is pretty rough for O'Brien too. Jesus, Keiko, are you crazy? Sure. There's also "the Assignment," where Keiko gets possessed.
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Railing Kill posted:Whenever you don't see him crawling around in a Jefferies Tube or being psychologically tortured by aliens, you can assume he's being berated by Keiko about diapers or plants or something banal. "Miiiiiiiiles. I think you're spending too much time playing darts." There is also a kind of running storyline in season one of DS9 where O'Brien thinks that Bashir is an incredibly irritating and inexperienced tool of an officer and Sisko keeps making them work together, which is pretty great.
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:There is also a kind of running storyline in season one of DS9 where O'Brien thinks that Bashir is an incredibly irritating and inexperienced tool of an officer and Sisko keeps making them work together, which is pretty great. Now, was Bashir just pretending to be like that as part of his doe-eyed disguise he put on to mask his augmentation? Or was the whole Genetically Altered thing a crappily thought out afterthought?
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CommaToes posted:Now, was Bashir just pretending to be like that as part of his doe-eyed disguise he put on to mask his augmentation? There scene at the end of the first augment episode explicitly states that Bashir was trying to be lame all along. O'Brien asks him if he's been letting him win at darts. At first Bashir scoffs at it, but when O'Brien presses him, he takes five steps back from their normal line and puts every dart on the bullseye. (I guess you could also count this as Miles O'Brien Must Suffer. Dude can't even beat his buddy at darts, ever.)
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Gammatron 64 posted:I like the episode where Keiko gets possessed by a Pai'Wraith but she's such a bitch all the time anyway so O'Brien doesn't even notice i liked the one where she knew o'brien was a fake o'brien because he never takes coffee in the afternoons and then when they get him back he orders coffee and he's like "what? no i do this all the time"
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