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WampaLord posted:Is a guest really going to be upset that the bathroom smells like poop? Probably not, more likely sales people literally thinking, "I do not want a client/prospect thinking about poops or farts while I am trying to make a sale."
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:34 |
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WampaLord posted:Is a guest really going to be upset that the bathroom smells like poop? Probably not, though maybe subconsciously they'll be in a slightly worse mood and thus slightly less likely to agree to <office blah>. I'm not saying it's rational or reasonable but it's at least it's coming from somewhere. Depending on who the person complaining it, I'd still be tempted to keep doing it, and saying, "it was an emergency" every time that lady complains. Get that poo poo escalated, you know? Who looks worse, the guy pooping in the wrong bathroom or the woman agitating to the CEO over it.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:34 |
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quote:I asked one of them (OP's Colleagues) and he laughed and said "poo poo happens" which I admit was funny... guy might work with Pete
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:36 |
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Lockback posted:guy might work with Pete and some of us, it happens to more than others
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:52 |
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total power move: keep passing solids in the forbidden toilet
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:08 |
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You could so easily lie about that too. If she's all sniff sniff you just say guess I ripped one standing at the urinal, and if she wants to stand there huffing farts all afternoon that's fine but SOME of us have work to do
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:13 |
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lying about making GBS threads to the office toilet sniffer is a compromise of dignity nobody should have to make
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:15 |
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Dunno how I feel about that one. My butt tells me the kid should just poo poo when/where he pleases. The issue is that she's been there longer, he's the new guy on the block, and if she raises a big stink about it, he could end up with no job.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:17 |
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the classic comeback for that is to tell them they're just smelling their upper lip
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:18 |
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MF_James posted:Dunno how I feel about that one. My butt tells me the kid should just poo poo when/where he pleases. The issue is that she's been there longer, he's the new guy on the block, and if she raises a big stink about it, he could end up with no job. Missed opportunity, failed to say "he could end up canned", 8/10.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:19 |
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That dude doesn't realize that he's just been given a golden ticket to always waste time walking to a remote bathroom, which is an amazing office-shitter power move if your goal is to get as much time not working per poo poo as possible. Embrace this, dude.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:21 |
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Dude should continue making GBS threads in the office toilet, but start leaving the stall door open.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:28 |
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Antivehicular posted:That dude doesn't realize that he's just been given a golden ticket to always waste time walking to a remote bathroom, which is an amazing office-shitter power move if your goal is to get as much time not working per poo poo as possible. Embrace this, dude. No kidding. If it really eats 5 minutes to get to the other bathroom and he averages 6 shits a day, that's an hour in travel time he's not working. That doesn't even count time on the pot. Dude has a gift from the gods here.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:29 |
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I (24M) am tired of my girlfriend's (24F) video game addiction ruining her sleep patterns and cutting into our time together.quote:Using a throwaway because my girlfriend is a redditor. I am also not an English speaker, so hopefully my writing is legible.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:36 |
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quote:My girlfriend stays up for 20 hours at a time to play video games, to where she sometimes falls asleep on her computer chair. drat dude
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:38 |
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I get the dollars and she gets the achievements.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:41 |
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Put that gamer in a room with no electronics for a month to detox. Slide a crossword puzzle, a book and some sort of craft project through the feeding slot with every meal.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:44 |
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The best part is dude's girlfriend is not in school, unemployed, and wants to be a stay-at-home gamer all day every day. He just casually brings that up too, like it's no big thing.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:44 |
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SAHM, NEET, what's the diff
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:47 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The best part is dude's girlfriend is not in school, unemployed, and wants to be a stay-at-home gamer all day every day. He just casually brings that up too, like it's no big thing. How much is she making streaming?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 23:51 |
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Barudak posted:How much is she making streaming? Not streaming, camming.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:01 |
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Being a mother is The Toughest Job and they are Unsung Heroes that can't seem to get enough Red Wine In The Afternoon, according to my Facebook feed.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:04 |
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Antivehicular posted:That dude doesn't realize that he's just been given a golden ticket to always waste time walking to a remote bathroom, which is an amazing office-shitter power move if your goal is to get as much time not working per poo poo as possible. Embrace this, dude. when i'm really bored i go to the building across the street to poo poo
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:06 |
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Enfys posted:I was curious if redditors often struggle with cat theft, and a quick search brought up many strange results and it turns out lots of redditors either know people who steal cats or steal cats themselves. I know this was a couple of pages back, but all I can think pf is: Peter's pecker porked a plastic pussy
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:24 |
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Themata posted:My girlfriend is currently in med school and I learned one of her classmates drives drunk because he 'can handle it' and hasn't gotten in an accident yet. He also thinks the best way to get away with murder is to run someone over with your car because something about technicalities of the law lets you escape getting sued. Slight derail, but I assume this person is chinese. quote:The Chinese language even has an adage for the phenomenon: “It is better to hit to kill than to hit and injure."
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:28 |
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Sammus posted:Slight derail, but I assume this person is chinese. quote:Enjoying my shock, he explained that in Taiwan, if you cripple a man, you pay for the injured person’s care for a lifetime. But if you kill the person, you “only have to pay once, like a burial fee.” He insisted he was serious—and that this was common.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:32 |
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Also I'd beat that BMW driver to death with my bare hands probably. I try not to post such things but welp. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 7, 2017 |
# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:33 |
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Yep. Came from an old woman who fell getting off a bus (IIRC). Young guy goes to help her up, she turns around and accuses him of pushing her because why else would have helped unless he felt guilty? Guy gets put on the hook for all her medical bills, gets sued, kills himself. There's some problems with their Good Samaritan laws.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 00:46 |
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I'm addicted to wedding disaster stories (FH = future husband, FSIL = future sister in law) quote:I write this with a little bit of a grudge. I am getting married myself but this past weekend I was on the other side, with FH's sister's wedding. Sure your future in-laws are basically your slaves on your wedding day, why not
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:15 |
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"Hmmm, yes, let's get catering for the wedding, but not catering service. I will be a stylish ~frugal bride~ by paying for high-effort food and then not paying for professionals to serve it, instead relying on the few family members I haven't already enlisted to work unpaid." To be fair, I'm sure being in this woman's bridal party was also a real scream.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:32 |
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So Im genuinely surprised that everyone except the bride acted seemingly totally rational and that her Husband stuck up for her to screw pver the sister. Thats a bappy family to marry into
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:35 |
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Barudak posted:So Im genuinely surprised that everyone except the bride acted seemingly totally rational and that her Husband stuck up for her to screw pver the sister. Yeah, I was really expecting the bride's mom to escalate with the cleanup thing, so it was a breath of fresh air to have her actually go "wait, she stuck you with this at 11:45? what the gently caress"
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:41 |
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Why was it the two girlfriends/fiances of family members that got stuck with all the bitchwork rather than the family members themselves, that seems so random and odd. Like it'd be one thing if her FH was recruited and she said she'd help, but that everyone else was sorta just enjoying the reception while the +1's got milked for free labor and everyone just sorta thought that was appropriate feels so weird to me.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:42 |
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, I was really expecting the bride's mom to escalate with the cleanup thing, so it was a breath of fresh air to have her actually go "wait, she stuck you with this at 11:45? what the gently caress" Yeah, that was nice. It can happen If I tried to pull that trick and someone told my mother, she would murder me for real.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:50 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Why was it the two girlfriends/fiances of family members that got stuck with all the bitchwork rather than the family members themselves, that seems so random and odd. Like it'd be one thing if her FH was recruited and she said she'd help, but that everyone else was sorta just enjoying the reception while the +1's got milked for free labor and everyone just sorta thought that was appropriate feels so weird to me. Yeah it sounds like everyone thought they had agreed to it though except the bride. I haven't been religious in a l ok ng time but stories like this make me value the religious community grew up in. Our families paid the bills for it but all of the site prep and takedown, decoration, flowers, and catering were done by the old ladies and old men whose kids had all had the same done for them. A lot of the younger people pitched in as directed (and showed up early expecting to do so). The old ladies had enough experience with it that it ran like a well oiled machine.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:52 |
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I just don't really get why the bride thought it was appropriate in the first place. It's one thing to ask for help from friend's/family, but your brother's girlfriend that you're not even close enough to include in the wedding party? imo it'd only be acceptable for her to be helping out if she offered (without being asked) to do stuff with the brother/FH. And she did this with not just 1 but 2 women she wasn't particularly close to, that just seems beyond rude to me but idunno I've never planned a wedding.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 01:58 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I just don't really get why the bride thought it was appropriate in the first place. It's one thing to ask for help from friend's/family, but your brother's girlfriend that you're not even close enough to include in the wedding party? imo it'd only be acceptable for her to be helping out if she offered (without being asked) to do stuff with the brother/FH. And she did this with not just 1 but 2 women she wasn't particularly close to, that just seems beyond rude to me but idunno I've never planned a wedding. It is totally rude af. She should have asked a family member or friend well in advance or loving paid someone.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:07 |
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These stories have become a game of placing myself or people I know in these situations and whittling away virtues until the person in mind fits.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:34 |
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Sometimes it's easy hahaha
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 02:36 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:01 |
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Elsa maybe you should take a break from this thread
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