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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Thirsty Girl posted:

Still lolling at the awkward football analogy moment which was when real life turned into a christopher guest film

We don't know who that obscure ref is.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Havafap posted:

So-called German lies about lolling! "Lachen aus laut"= LAL. Sick!


Man of undisclosed nationality: "Ah Meeester Tramp, I have a propodzal: I move maney tru your corporation, you declare as revenue and pay taxes on it, and keep part ov it for yourself. Deal, da?"
Donald Duckface: "Sounds legit, I'm a great deal maker after all. The greatest."

There are a lot of foreign investors in ny, and I don't think this is how it went down. Lol?

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010

etalian posted:

Imagine Alex Jones making one of his intense globalist speeches on CSPAN

does CSPAN have breaks? Because Alex Jones would skip the poo poo out of them it's too important!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Thank you, thread, for the lols. It has restored some much needed sanity.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






NY Times now openly making GBS threads on Trump:

quote:

WASHINGTON — President Trump is a man seriously susceptible to snagging himself in the nettles of obsession. In the last three weeks, no compulsion has so consumed his psyche, and his Twitter account, as the deeply held and shallowly sourced belief that President Barack Obama tapped his phones.

So why can’t he just let go?

First, aides say that Mr. Trump, who often says, “I’m, like, a really smart person” in public, is driven by a need to prove his legitimacy as president to the many critics who deem him an unworthy victor forever undercut by Hillary Clinton’s three-million-vote win in the popular vote.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/21/...WT.nav=top-news

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

haljordan posted:

NY Times now openly making GBS threads on Trump:


https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/21/...WT.nav=top-news

I hope this will be part of the opening paragraph on Trump's chapter in future American history books a hundred years from now, just so history is firmly cemented in the fact that in no way did he deserve this position.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Arrhythmia posted:

If a seventh grader starts trading fake burps for laughs in gym class, what’s a teacher to do? Order extra laps? Detention? A trip to the principal’s office? Maybe. But then again, maybe that’s too old school. Maybe today you call a police officer. And maybe today the officer decides that, instead of just escorting the now compliant thirteen year old to the principal’s office, an arrest would be a better idea. So out come the handcuffs and off goes the child to juvenile detention. My colleagues suggest the law permits exactly this option and they offer ninety-four pages explaining why they think that’s so. Respectfully, I remain unpersuaded.

Is that how they do a diss track in the SC?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Manafort's probably hired a food taster for himself

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Madcosby posted:

Manafort's probably hired a food taster for himself

How useful is that these days, doesn't polonium poisoning take a while to become apparent?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tax Inductions posted:

How useful is that these days, doesn't polonium poisoning take a while to become apparent?

Pff, that poo poo's old. Nowadays, Putin is making people look like Green Man:



https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/world/europe/russia-alexei-navalny-green.html

Ivan Dolvich
Oct 14, 2004

Shit bag. I use all ammunition for weapon

Bareback Werewolf posted:

Good to see that Trump's wife is finally moving into the White House with him.

lol get ready for 16 years of Trump when Ivanka breaks the glass ceiling in 2024.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Trump openly shits himself on air

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Fried Watermelon posted:

Trump openly shits himself on air

I've waited so many years to have to just one thing in common with the potus

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Most alphabet groups use poisons that cause fast acting cancers now, much harder to treat.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Blockade posted:

Most alphabet groups use poisons that cause fast acting cancers now, much harder to treat.

You mean like Homosexuals, Cellphones, and Atheism? poo poo's crazy these days from what I hear.

Sudbina
Mar 17, 2009
Lol godamn

Slowpoke
Jul 7, 2007

Also, someone drew a sweet Slowpoke that I wanted to buy for an av but lost the image. I think the thread was people drawing Pokemon? I guess? I don't know. If someone could help find it I would love to buy it. Thanks.

Pawn 17 posted:

The committee was actually reading tweets to them lol

e: also please close Twitter

lol

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

So how are evangelicals who voted for Trump because he'd appoint a supreme court judge who would overturn Roe v Wade reacting to Gorsuch saying he would have walked out of the room if Trump asked him to do that?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Cacator posted:

So how are evangelicals who voted for Trump because he'd appoint a supreme court judge who would overturn Roe v Wade reacting to Gorsuch saying he would have walked out of the room if Trump asked him to do that?

you already know r's have no principles why are you asking this

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
November 2016
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/798850338384023552

March 2017
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/ivanka-trump-white-house-236273

That's a lol

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

We don't know who that obscure ref is.

chris guest's fodder is deadpan absurdist inanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnmQZul9JgE

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Arrhythmia posted:

you already know r's have no principles why are you asking this

because evangelical lols are worth double

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

haljordan posted:

Pff, that poo poo's old. Nowadays, Putin is making people look like Green Man:



https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/world/europe/russia-alexei-navalny-green.html

That's super evenly applied, stops right at the hairline. Was it supposed to have been thrown at him ??

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

unpacked robinhood posted:

That's super evenly applied, stops right at the hairline. Was it supposed to have been thrown at him ??

almost like maybe HE WAS WEARING A DOPE RUSSIA HAT!

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

That's super evenly applied, stops right at the hairline. Was it supposed to have been thrown at him ??
I saw him and was skeptical, too. Turns out he was squirted with a lot of that poo poo (video):

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/20/russian-opposition-leader-alexei-navalny-doused-green-liquid/

So he's legit.

Our President does this to himself, get this: on purpose! lmfao

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



quote:

Mr. Trump has not focused on the specifics of the health care bill, arguing in recent days that he is more concerned with pushing it through Congress so he can move on to issues he cares more about, including a large tax cut.

Lol, stay classy Mr. Trump

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he has no idea whats in the bill but since his team made it it must be good despite everyone hating it so he's forcing it through lol

ozza
Oct 23, 2008


Helped myself to a hearty lol with this one.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/MaxineWaters/status/844170858159636480

lol?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I'm getting ready for Trump peaches

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

New! With every Ivanka dress and shoe combo get a matching dossier on NK nuclear capabilities absolutely free!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/844395170758119428

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

I love the tiny hands. That's just attention to detail right there.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

quote:

Remember that beautiful, beautiful day? That beautiful day? That was a beautiful day … remember?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

:member:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

"Whenever a Republican accuses a Democrat of something, it means they're projecting" has been an amazingly consistent rule over the years

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Whenever I hear Republicans (or anyone really) denouncing homosexuality, I just assume they're sucking off strangers in gas station bathrooms and it's just a matter of time

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/844325752468312068

https://twitter.com/rickklein/status/844505873045172225

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