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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

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never

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gumshitter is the obvious choice

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shes using the mark summers unwrapped cadence where it sounds like theres a joke coming but isnt

These jellybeans are
a sweet delight

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ill vouch for him being a gum shitter

i pulled out of sean spicer and looked down and was like, "wait i wasnt wearing apink condom when i started i was rawdogging this poo poo"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

cumshitter posted:

liek gently caress the "trump is a businessman" argument the managers i work with sure as hell know how to manage the expectations and fool people who work in other departments. saying trump shouldnt know this is bullshit, i am sure he has had many arguments with his compliance officers

he is a 'family' buisnessman which means he has never had to face reality or accountability for a god drat thing in his life. I hope trump fucks up and does so much damage that the concept of business being some kind of benevolent moral force in our society is poisoned for a thousand generations.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Regular Nintendo posted:

Is this real

Actual question

jizz wailin' j/o crystals are real and true friend

https://books.google.com/books?id=E...%20tale&f=false

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Addamere posted:

gumshitter is the obvious choice

jesus chrisate

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
sean spicer by day, at night he dispenses vigilante justice, gumshitter

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e76e6c0b9bcc

quote:

Allegations of large-scale civilian carnage deepen questions about the conduct of counterterrorism operations under President Trump, who promised to act more aggressively to stamp out militant groups but whose short presidency has been marked by a spate of high-profile incidents in which civilians may have died.

AMERICAN CARNAGE

how much of these huge civilian incidents can be attributed to dumb dumb? i get the feeling he's more aloof and hands off on, well, pretty much everything

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
strawberry chocolate ice cream

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

"No, see, we KNEW that Trump would be a know-nothing fuckhead when we voted for him, we just didn't care because fuckin' libs lol"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

sean spicer by day, at night he dispenses vigilante justice, gumshitter

kind of a reverse spiderman


but those arent webs

oh god those arent webs at all

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Solarin posted:

he is a 'family' buisnessman which means he has never had to face reality or accountability for a god drat thing in his life. I hope trump fucks up and does so much damage that the concept of business being some kind of benevolent moral force in our society is poisoned for a thousand generations.

i would say a company of his size would have some kind of department that would make sure he didnt violate the law but lol fivve hundred twentyfive thousand sixhundred lawsuits. thats how many lawsuits trump has in a year

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Jabronie posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e76e6c0b9bcc


AMERICAN CARNAGE

how much of these huge civilian incidents can be attributed to dumb dumb? i get the feeling he's more aloof and hands off on, well, pretty much everything

:megadeath:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Jabronie posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e76e6c0b9bcc


AMERICAN CARNAGE

how much of these huge civilian incidents can be attributed to dumb dumb? i get the feeling he's more aloof and hands off on, well, pretty much everything

why it's almost as if they're trying to enrage and encourage an otherwise peaceful people into hating the US

🤔

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Regular Nintendo posted:

Shes using the mark summers unwrapped cadence where it sounds like theres a joke coming but isnt

These jellybeans are
a sweet delight

I thought she's recovering from a stroke or something

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i see gumshitter is hard at work inside that stove pipe eekin out stronk bubble gas

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I wonder what the presidential bathroom is like

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
gumshitter man gumshitter man, does whatever a gumshitter can

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

i see gumshitter is hard at work inside that stove pipe eekin out stronk bubble gas

that carpet and stool started out white

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

I wonder what the presidential bathroom is like

piss soaked

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

he is a 'family' buisnessman which means he has never had to face reality or accountability for a god drat thing in his life. I hope trump fucks up and does so much damage that the concept of business being some kind of benevolent moral force in our society is poisoned for a thousand generations.

he was specifically raised to be this way for some reason

his brother committed a grave offense by showing a tiny bit of empathy and was immediately disowned

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

cumshitter posted:

piss soaked

actually, the opposite, because all the pissing happens in the beds

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

sean spicer by day, at night he dispenses vigilante justice, gumshitter

scene: two burglars at a side door of an orphanage, one carrying a comically large empty sack, the other prying the door open with a crowbar. they both look scruffy and unshaven. the alley is dirty, with a light snowfall

burglar 1: "these christmas presents are gonna be worth a fortune"
burglar 2: "yeah, as easy as stealing candy from a b-"
burglar 1: "shhh! i thought i heard something"

silence as they both peer into the darkness of the alley and the garbage by the dumpster

burglar 1: "i guess it wasnt nothin"
voice from right behind the burglars: "actually, i was perfectly clear"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

cumshitter posted:

i would say a company of his size would have some kind of department that would make sure he didnt violate the law but lol fivve hundred twentyfive thousand sixhundred lawsuits. thats how many lawsuits trump has in a year

as far as I can tell Trumps business and use of the law is solely about ego and getting revenge on people. At least a CEO of a publicly traded corp has to deliver value to shareholders or they are poo poo canned. Trumps experience with business is basically acting like a mafia slumlord or drug dealer. trompp bad

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

cumshitter posted:

piss soaked

It was the most pristine bathroom. Before 2017

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Trazz posted:

"No, see, we KNEW that Trump would be a know-nothing fuckhead when we voted for him, we just didn't care because fuckin' libs lol"

I seem to remember this busInez man stuff was supposed to be a plus, now it's a cheap excuse

Go figure

Not fixing that cause that's what autocorrect wanted

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Yinlock posted:

he was specifically raised to be this way for some reason

his brother committed a grave offense by showing a tiny bit of empathy and was immediately disowned

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*sean spicer waves goodbye to the family from mary poppins*

"Even though I'm leaving, a little bit of me will always be with you."

*a giant gum bubble bursts out of his pants and inflates to the size of a hot air balloon, and seans piecer floats away into the sky*

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

I ate a whole large pepperoni and pineapple pizza with Sriracha sauce earlier and now I'm regretting it.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I still am not sure if any momma trump pics are real

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



he was a gum shitter




one way ticket, yeah

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

what would happen theoretically if trump was sent too The Hague?
just feeling this one out

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


yeah he was p. much raised by cruella deville

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Al! posted:

that carpet and stool started out white

The fish too.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I A M MAKING A CHILI OF DOOM
chili of doom
chili of doooom

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

RUM HAM posted:

I ate a whole large pepperoni and pineapple pizza with Sriracha sauce earlier and now I'm regretting it.

You're gonna have a great time tomorrow morning

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