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A little late to the... well anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm just shy of 40, do nothing but work and watch kids 90+ hours per week, and I still, and always have, find loud parties to be the single most fun thing I can do. Well, that and post on SA. Quit knocking parties."
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But if you don't knock at parties how do you get in?
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 10:10 |
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Milotic posted:My wife [26F] told me [28M] she was pregnant as an April Fool's "joke". We're fighting because she got mad at my reaction. This is such a stupid prank, even worse when people do it on Facebook. TOOT BOOT posted:I think the general consensus even in the CineD horror thread was that it's jerk fodder for psychos and not at all an enjoyable movie so... That's good to hear, I used to frequent the thread more consistently but haven't in a long time. It's probably the one film my best friend and fellow horror fan disagree on most Pick posted:Yeah but she's 24. When you're 24 you're still supposed to be a dumbass, and wishing she were a Stepford wife is a dark vision of what he thinks growing up is for a woman That's what I'm saying, he's loving dumb as hell. She should be having fun and doing what she's doing, sounds like she's well liked
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 11:21 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:This is such a stupid prank, even worse when people do it on Facebook. You have that fukken bab yet? Jesus, lady, really milking that pregnancy!
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:11 |
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reddit posted:
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I totally do, but she's outclassing him socially, financially, and also sounds like her self confidence is way higher. She's only 24. This is what happens when you have a mix of casual gamers and min-maxers at the table. Obviously, this young lady has made careful class, feat and skill selections and has taken an early prestige level in Down-rear end Chick. Her partner is a single class fighter with nothing but ranks in ride and handle animal and feats like toughness, and he's upset that his counterpart is hogging the spotlight and upstaging him at every turn. Tale as old as tiiiiiime~ The real fault here lies squarely on the shoulders of the GM. They need to make sure sure there are horse-based social encounters at least once per session, and that the fighter gets to sword things.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:46 |
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apparently there are some contexts even goons can't crowbar their dork-rear end dungeons and dragons "jokes" into My husband (21M) and I (23F) are being harassed after leaving our church quote:So several months ago my husband and I opened up the conversation of leaving our church. I had attended for many years before marriage and he started coming as soon as he was able to before marriage as well. We have been married 3 years and had attended through that time. We made the thought our decision that our lifestyle and beliefs didn't match those of our Pentecostal church, and left quietly. nobody leaves
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:49 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I found a gem but the iOS Reddit app doesn't seem want to let me copy/paste the text I haven't poked at it very hard, but I haven't found out how to copy/paste in the iOS app either. It's why I don't post stories.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:52 |
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Ah yes, the church of Christ the Harrasser
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:53 |
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all the redditors' solutions revolve around calling the police, I don't think any of them have the faintest clue what the deep South is like
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:56 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:But if you don't knock at parties how do you get in? Jump the back fence, doofus.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 15:59 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:apparently there are some contexts even goons can't crowbar their dork-rear end dungeons and dragons "jokes" into That's merely the fault of an inadequate author.
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Batterypowered7 posted:You have that fukken bab yet? Jesus, lady, really milking that pregnancy! I wish, due date is today so hopefully baby gets the memo and gets born sometime very soon A Wizard of Goatse posted:apparently there are some contexts even goons can't crowbar their dork-rear end dungeons and dragons "jokes" into It's what Jesus would have wanted
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:07 |
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Pick eat the green pepper, this is a lawyer
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:13 |
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it isn't spicy
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:13 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I wish, due date is today so hopefully baby gets the memo and gets born sometime very soon Remember, nothing better than freshly-squeezed baby pictures. Take lots, post more.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:16 |
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I can't even believe Pick of all people is this misinformed about vegetables. Try studying something other than body-horror bugs once in a while, you might learn new things, like the fact that green peppers aren't even spicy. If anything, green peppers can get kinda bitter at times, so I would think they'd be Pick's buddies.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:22 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:But if you don't knock at parties how do you get in? I was at a party once hanging out on the back porch and some frazzled looking dude came up from the side gate with half a bottle of liquor and told us about how he went to the wrong house and someone pulled a gun on him and yelled at him about their lawn or some poo poo. he was freaked so we told him to go inside and chill and he left us his bottle. after he left one of the girls there remarked that the bottle was one that she had brought earlier and the amount missing matched when they last saw it inside. I didn't see that guy again
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:24 |
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Bell peppers are hollow because much like myslef, theya're dead inside edit: my favoriet party trick is to bring a bottle of everclear that i have fill ed with water. do shots with only drunk people, its the funniest thing. normally people are like "ha ha they got hella drunk" when u slip someone illegal everclear. but secret water? hydration. fresh taste. everyone loves water slippage.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:27 |
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I don't like Bell peppers because of their specific lack of spice. I don't eat what don't got heat
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:28 |
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Pick is my girlfriend please don't be mean to her re: green peppers
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:29 |
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Pick you know green peppers aren't jalapenos right
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Bell peppers are hollow because much like myslef, theya're dead inside If I eat bell peppers, I'll be dead inside. I'm allergic
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:32 |
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Was green pepper guy your decade long loveless non relationship, Pick?
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:44 |
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Goons, I bring you the lamest man in existence: Me [20M] with my girlfriend [19F] of nine months. I try to be polite and nice to people, but my girlfriend hates it. quote:I try really hard to be kind and helpful to people, but my girlfriend Cindy tells me a lot that I'm being a doormat. I try to be considerate and not cause problems. Like I don't mind if people go ahead of me in lines, because I'm usually not in a big hurry and it's not a big deal to me. But Cindy often gets mad and says that she's tired of standing around and that we deserve to take our turn. I just don't think there's any harm in waiting a bit to maybe help someone else. This guy's parents did a loving number on him.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:45 |
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That woman would have a brain aneurism if she went moved to Canada
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:50 |
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fbsw posted:i've seen angel's melancholy which is on a similar level as serbian film (which i haven't seen, but know what happens) i've seen mad men, it also has rape and people cutting their nips off but tbh it's a pretty sexy show
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WampaLord posted:Goons, I bring you the lamest man in existence: I assume this dude wears bristlebrush clothing that says welcome on it.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:55 |
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that dude is what is known as a "mark"
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 16:57 |
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Oh hi Mark
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 17:01 |
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Giving your seat up on the bus when you don't mind standing is a nice thing to do. Comedically standing in front of a door while people walk past you as if no one would know what to do if you let go is insane.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Giving your seat up on the bus when you don't mind standing is a nice thing to do Agreed, but tugging petulantly on your girlfriend's arm to try to get her to stand up even when the other couple hasn't asked her to is nuts. quote:Comedically standing in front of a door while people walk past you as if no one would know what to do if you let go is insane. I love that it resulted in him missing the concert and his girlfriend going without him. What a dweeb. I really want to see some comments on that one.
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WampaLord posted:Me [20M] with my girlfriend [19F] of nine months. I try to be polite and nice to people, but my girlfriend hates it. This man is an idiot and Cindy is right not to put up with his passive bullshit.
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thinking that you and your girlfriend, a couple, has to stand up so another couple can sit down and be together is also insane. like unless they are old or something then sure give them the seat but from that story it sounded like they were the same age more or less
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food court bailiff posted:I love that it resulted in him missing the concert and his girlfriend going without him. What a dweeb. I really want to see some comments on that one. Ask, and ye shall receive: top comment posted:If you wanted to spend time with your girlfriend like you were supposed to do, and the concert was as packed as you said it was, why would you hold the door open? There's being nice, and then there's being just dumb(for lack of a better word). Everyone was there to rush and try to get in as fast as they could. You talk about how you see no point in rushing and you like to take your time, then why did you even bother going and trying to get in at the rush? The OP posted:I didn't mean to hold the door for so many people, but people kept coming, and it got out of control, and I didn't want to let the door hit someone and have to push and shove my way into the line. I know I made a mistake in holding the door in the first place, but I was upset that Cindy went without me. another commenter posted:So what, she was supposed to let your stupidity ruin her night?
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food court bailiff posted:I really want to see some comments on that one. they're exactly the same as the ones ITT except he's in the mix whiiiiiniiiiing quote:I didn't mean to hold the door for so many people, but people kept coming, and it got out of control, and I didn't want to let the door hit someone and have to push and shove my way into the line. I know I made a mistake in holding the door in the first place, but I was upset that Cindy went without me. little did we know this man is the Keymaster, the only man on earth capable of operating a door
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 17:12 |
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Another commenter further down had a good one too:quote:There's a guy I know who sounds a lot like you. He's always holding doors for people, always offering up his seat, always deferring to everyone else, always letting everyone else walk in front of him, always offering you his jacket if it's cold. He'll never take the last biscuit, he'll never let you walk home alone, he'll never disagree with you. I've had to deal with similar people before and they're loving insufferable. Except perhaps for the look of wounded surprise when you get sick of their bullshit and yell at them.
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The worst are people who hold a door open for you when you're still like 25 feet away, so you feel obligated to run or hurry up to the door. Do they really think holding a door open is some grand gesture? gently caress them.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 17:21 |
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Wonder how he'll react when his girlfriend meets someone else.
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# ? Apr 7, 2017 17:24 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Wonder how he'll react when his girlfriend meets someone else.
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