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Snak posted:Wait, what? I thought cold pressing juice would be a process where you put likez the fruits and vegetables to be juiced into a device and it pressed the juice out... But it's like... A kuerig that doesn't heat anything? What the gently caress? It dispenses the black goo from Prometheus.
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Also Misterbibs, in addition to being chronically wrong, is not really an authority on processed meat seeing as how the consumption of sausages has almost killed him on several occasions due to some medical condition.
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Snak posted:Wait, what? I thought cold pressing juice would be a process where you put likez the fruits and vegetables to be juiced into a device and it pressed the juice out... But it's like... A kuerig that doesn't heat anything? What the gently caress? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze The Juicero has become the poster child for Silicon Valley excess. This juicer requires a wifi connection to scan DRM QR codes for juice bags that expire after six days. Each bag costs $7 or $8. There is a subscription service. The machine itself is over-engineered and the juice can be made faster by just squeezing the bag with your hands. It cost $800 last week, and I think they slashed the price to $400 this week. The CEO looks exactly as punchable as you think he'd look.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Also Misterbibs, in addition to being chronically wrong, is not really an authority on processed meat seeing as how the consumption of sausages has almost killed him on several occasions due to some medical condition. I was going to write the line "I didn't need to know how the sausage was made, even before EE convinced me to stop eating them", but figured that would be kinda gauche.
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Detective No. 27 posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-04-19/silicon-valley-s-400-juicer-may-be-feeling-the-squeeze  They claim it squeezes with 4 tons of force. Hahaha.Cold-pressed juice? Is this a thing now?
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There's also a loving Keurig for tortillas. http://flatev.com/ It's going to retail between $400-$600 and each tortilla is going to cost like $1. 
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The Juicero is an SNL ad come to life. It's basically a $400 machine that squeezes a big Capri Sun.
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It also refuses to squeeze bags even a day past its expiration date, saving you from death
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Well, I didn't say there aren't many moral problems with eating meat of any kind and even specifically McNuggets. It's just with all those other legit problems it seems dumb to focus on "they look gross and are made of weird things".
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I remember when Tide came out with a laundry Keurig for about $500. I forget what they called it but it was very dumb. "Oh, so it's a home dry cleaning machine?" "Nope." "Oh, so it just washes one shirt at a time? That sounds kinda wasteful." "Yeah, not even." "..." "It kinda steams a shirt and febreezes it."
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It's funny that mankind has finally realized the technology of The Jetsons and the generation that receives it doesn't give a poo poo. It also reminds me of Brazil.
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the best part is you have to use their bags of juice for this $400 machine, you cant do anything else with it im shocked its not linked with bitcoin somehow, it sounds like something thought up by a goon to mock the bitcoin community idea men
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Matt's rant about how Silicon Valley's bubble is gonna burst and spray Soylent all over us on the most recent Chapo was hilarious. Also, I'm the guy who saw Escape From LA 20 years ago and decided I had no interest in Escape from NY. Fixing that tonight.
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"Cold-pressed juice" is the same thing as "raw juice", which has been around decades at this point, and is just unpasteurized juice with some of the fiber left in it. Add that to the list of ways the Juicero is a non-innovative innovation.
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For no particular reason, here's the playlist I'm listening to: 1) Last Bongo in Belgium - The Incredible Bongo Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRGZShNPFZA 2) The Message - Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfnFkJDuDM0 3) Sound of Kuduro - Buraka Som Sistema featuring DJ Znobia, M.I.A., Saborosa & Puto Prata https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CkXhtw7UNk 4) Dangerous - Magaz 5) Blankin' Out (Remix) - Rapsody featuring Jean Grae 6) Lost Prophet Report - Ka 7) Golddigger - SBTRKT 8) Hipgnosis - Duke Dumont https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FmDu_Y1qFM 9) In for the Kill (Skream's Let's Get Ravey Remix) - La Roux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYmq0uPMvAA 10) Mothership Reconnection (Daft Punk Remix) - Scott Grooves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC8gY7GU3eo 11) (Re)View from the Ground - Hangedup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms28eKmZxaw 12) Ecstasy - Crooked Still 13) Crystal River - Mudcrutch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_hj69VsiIM
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I understand the logic that eating meat encourages and fuels the horrifying cyberpunk death machine known as industrial factory gaming, but given that just existing in the first world means you are directly responsible, on a personal basis, for immeasurable human suffering and probably at least a dozen deaths and literally cannot stop this by your own efforts, I've found it hard to give a poo poo about the ethical implications of the Mcnugget.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:industrial factory gaming is that like those gold farmers in China or sth
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:is that like those gold farmers in China or sth look Ive only had an iphone for like a week and the autocorrect is breathtakingly bad okay
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Edit: Nevermind. It's Hawk Jones.
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That front cat is planning on eating you.
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Safety Factor posted:
I'm 98% sure that one kid was the inspiration for Hot Fuzz.
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https://theoutline.com/post/1433/who-watches-the-men-hillarys-escape
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I didn't expect World War Z 2 to be the next David Fincher movie, but here we are.
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Wait what why no Is it Brad's fault?!
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K. Waste posted:What we really need is one of them cows from tHGttG that is genetically engineered to be both more intelligent, and enjoy being eaten. 
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Franchescanado posted:I personally would not eat a pigs face. I can't really give up meat b/c I feel it makes exactly zero difference, but if we as a society stopped slaughtering animals it would be p. cool with me. Pigs are my friends.
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Popeye's has the best nuggets, jeez
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Toebone posted:Popeye's has the best nuggets, jeez But why would you get nuggets when you can get dark meat on the bone?
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Toebone posted:Popeye's has the best nuggets, jeez 
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I have never seen The Manchurian Candidate, so I'm watching it now in honor of Jonathan Demme. It's really good.
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Franchescanado posted:I have never seen The Manchurian Candidate, so I'm watching it now in honor of Jonathan Demme. I remember thinking what an odd pairing, and was ready to write it off because I love Frankenheimer and considered the original a masterpiece but the remake was a solid movie.
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LesterGroans posted:I didn't expect World War Z 2 to be the next David Fincher movie, but here we are. Well, it'll probably be less racist. It would almost have to be, really.
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K. Waste posted:What we really need is one of them cows from tHGttG that is genetically engineered to be both more intelligent, and enjoy being eaten.  
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TrixRabbi posted:okay, this is kind of funny I saw people angry about it earlier but it doesn't scan as earnest to me at all
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