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KomodoWagon posted:Also of getting murdered by the millions There are too many people tbh
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Modest Mao posted:caesar was like the proto stalin and owned just as hard. so hard people got tired of owning But Octavian said "I don't care!" and invaded Germany.
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KomodoWagon posted:Also of getting murdered by the millions Caesar didn't murder his political opponents. In fact he became quite famous for it because they murdered him instead
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Modest Mao posted:caesar was like the proto stalin and owned just as hard. so hard people got tired of owning Voting for Trump is like patrolling the Mojave : it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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skasion posted:Caesar didn't murder his political opponents. In fact he became quite famous for it because they murdered him instead He did genocide the hell out of the Gauls, though.
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have any of you guys even considered this though: hillary sucks
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Blue Train posted:Bernie kikkelivelho posted:would phasmid posted:won
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Modest Mao posted:pro / anti caesar is the partisan politics that will literally outlast the story of jesus christ of nazareth im an optimate, lets the dirty poors get their own bread
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hey all Professional Journalist here with a list of publications i write for in my bio, anyway here's a big fat transparent lie for retweets and it came to me as naturally as breathing
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RaySmuckles posted:have any of you guys even considered this though: hillary sucks 
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Too bad Bernie is gonna die before 2020 I doubt a worthy successor will ever rise lol
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*A quiet bar in the early hours of the evening, all golden with the light of the setting sun. A piano plays languid jazz, and quiet conversation abounds in a low and peaceful waves, louder, and then softer. The bartender cleans a glass, and watches the television with a customer. BARTENDER: Well hell, that's it. Looks like Don ran away with it after all. MAN: He sure did. Crafty orange bastard. He had us all fooled, right to the end. *The man takes up a shot, downs it and shudders.* MAN: Guess you can't always believe the polls. It's a hell of an upset, Mike. Are you, Laney and the kids gonna be alright? BARTENDER: Yeah, I s'pose. He ain't gonna do anything to us the last coupla guys wouldn't have. How'bout you, though? How are you feeling? MAN: Hey, Mike, don't you go worrying about me. I have things figured out ok, and besides, I have a huge loving penis. BARTENDER: A huge loving penis? MAN: Yeah, its huge. Want to see it? BARTENDER: Nah. I promised Laney I'd cut it out. I'm not in the penis game no more. MAN: Well if you ever wanna see it, you just ask. It's huge. BARTENDER: Well hell, maybe some other time. Can I get you one more before you go? MAN: Well, alright, *The man turns around, and his penis unspools- it is upsetting and huge, flopping around with the natural dignity of a king, or winged Pegasus, who bore great heroes to their destined course. He is aged, but noble and in his eyes glimmers a splinter of hope, a broken prism dashed across the starscape of his peaceful gaze, but not beyond hope of refraction. His penis is really loving big and it knocks over several glasses as he turns.* BARTENDER: Hahaha, I guess you will, old friend. Guess it's true what they said about you. BERNIE SANDERS: And what do they say, Mike? BARTENDER: When it came to general erections, Bernie would have one.
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Justin Godscock posted:God damnit, I'm all for gay rights and equality but poo poo like the gay community shunning conservatives really does not help their cause at all. I am always inherently more sympathetic towards a gay republican than any liberal gay movements for that very reason. If you keep talking about LBTGQ rights, but insult and exclude LGBTQ republicans, then you are a hypocrite of the highest order. Same with black republicans and such.
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For real though. I'm surprised americans didn't vote for Hillary. She seemed ambitious and smart and most importantly she was one of those rare politicians who actually seemed to give a drat about people.
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kikkelivelho posted:For real though. I'm surprised americans didn't vote for Hillary. She seemed ambitious and smart and most importantly she was one of those rare politicians who actually seemed to give a drat about people. You have a very dry sense of humor.
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Pharohman777 posted:I am always inherently more sympathetic towards a gay republican than any liberal gay movements for that very reason. lol
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kikkelivelho posted:For real though. I'm surprised americans didn't vote for Hillary. She seemed ambitious and smart and most importantly she was one of those rare politicians who actually seemed to give a drat about people. I agree with the earlier poster, you are generally funnier than this. You gotta tease before you strike.
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Hillary thought Jeb "Turtle" Bush would be a tougher opponent that Trump lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg
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KomodoWagon posted:He did genocide the hell out of the Gauls, though. Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 08:22 on May 9, 2017 |
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This reminds me of this presidential address, for some reason... https://youtu.be/rRMRZALWqag?t=1742
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phasmid posted:I agree with the earlier poster, you are generally funnier than this. You gotta tease before you strike. Still a drat respectable kill/death ratio in the last few pages. I'm amazed at how few people check post histories when a real zinger comes out.
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The Dennis System posted:That 8 year olds thing is bizarre. I'm rarely surprised when idiot parents try to use their kids as political proxies.
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Gazpacho posted:this again? it's a pen that you can plainly see the secret service agent holding a couple seconds earlier and he dropped it so that he could catch clinton with the same hand His hand was in her pants?
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The Dennis System posted:That 8 year olds thing is bizarre. I assume word went out to them via their mailing lists or whatever to write stories about 8 year olds being scared of Trump except they were dumb and took the 8 year old part literally and made numerous tweets and articles about only 8 year olds
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Homestar Runner posted:
So what's this resistance? It's just a bunch of angry tweeting?
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Jose Oquendo posted:So what's this resistance? It's just a bunch of angry tweeting? Fundraising
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Jose Oquendo posted:So what's this resistance? It's just a bunch of angry tweeting? Pretty much angry tweets. Any money raised by the DNC will piss away like the last election. Expecting Hillary to care about down ticket Dems all of a sudden (just like her on gays, black people, college students) is an idiot
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Was it 9/11 that so fundamentally broke american brains or did this happen even earlier?
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The Dennis System posted:That 8 year olds thing is bizarre. They're trying to rile up people who are emotional. Everyone is so high on hyperbole and rhetoric these days you can't even have a conversation. I actually had to defend Trump the other day when someone said he was an admitted rapist because of the pussy grabbing comments. I asked the person if they had listened to the whole conversation, and that he was actually talking about consenting groupies/girlfriends, and the person could not deal with it.
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The Dennis System posted:That 8 year olds thing is bizarre.
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kikkelivelho posted:Was it 9/11 that so fundamentally broke american brains or did this happen even earlier? 9/11 was the most recent brain breaking. the last one was Pearl Harbor
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Toplowtech posted:A kid that has only know Obama as president and now it's changing and suddenly it's like the world is changing forever. I think someone better do some serious psychological survey when the Queen dies. lol if you think Obama had any effect on any 8 year old (except for the ones he killed).
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Rutibex posted:9/11 was the most recent brain breaking. the last one was Pearl Harbor How did Pearl Harbor break brains? It sucked, but we ended up fire bombing Tokyo over it.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHOSf2zO5zg
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man between that 8 yr olds tweet compilation and the sadsack anthony burch tweets I almost want to get archives access just so I can relive the hilarity of the sadly-dead "sweet liberal tears" thread which was loving hilarious. is there a link to that anymore?
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DLC Inc posted:man between that 8 yr olds tweet compilation and the sadsack anthony burch tweets I almost want to get archives access just so I can relive the hilarity of the sadly-dead "sweet liberal tears" thread which was loving hilarious. is there a link to that anymore? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797270
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