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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Counter point:

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/862069788583002115

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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/860431958660325376

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

mike fuckaboi

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lol that trump would fire the guy immediately before he was scheduled to testify about the administration's russian ties

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

This whole thing has given me reason to live. At least long enough to see the shitshow blow up.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PfeifferDC/stat...mber%3D1%23pti5

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status...r%3D6762%23pti1

https://twitter.com/emzorbit/status...r%3D6762%23pti1

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/sta...r%3D6762%23pti1

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
*kramers into fbi directorship* i'm not a russian that's what so insane about this!!

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/05/10/as-trump-fired-comey-his-staff-scrambled-to-explain-why/

quote:

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wrapped up his brief interview with Fox Business from the White House grounds late Tuesday night and then disappeared into the shadows, huddling with his staff behind a tall hedge. To get back to his office, Spicer would have to pass a swarm of reporters wanting to know why President Trump suddenly decided to fire the FBI director.

After Spicer spent several minutes hidden in the bushes behind these sets, Janet Montesi, an executive assistant in the press office, emerged and told reporters that Spicer would answer some questions, as long as he was not filmed doing so. Spicer then emerged.

lmao, spicy was literally hiding in the bushes to get away from the press.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/statu...genumber%3D6765

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



There WILL be movies made about this and they will be absolutely brutal to Trump, which I do not think he is prepared for (if he lives long enough to see them)

lol

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Which one of you is Vladimir Putin cos I know you're hybol right now

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
A little cross-posting

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

gender illusionist posted:

Which one of you is Vladimir Putin cos I know you're hybol right now

ich bin ein moscower

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

FuturePastNow posted:

if he lives long enough to see them

I certainly hope he does. And then immediately dies from a heart attack as he is yelling at the screen because it's Eddy Murphy playing his role

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

FuturePastNow posted:

There WILL be movies made about this and they will be absolutely brutal to Trump, which I do not think he is prepared for (if he lives long enough to see them)

lol

Let's be honest though, any kind of portrayal of trump wouldn't be nearly as funny as trump being trump

Trump

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ROFL Octopus posted:

Let's be honest though, any kind of portrayal of trump wouldn't be nearly as funny as trump being trump

Trump

coming this summer: geoffrey the butler from the fresh prince of bel-air IS..... Donatello Jean de Baptiste Trumppenkampf

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i say, director comey was as uncultured as an autumn whelk.
do pass the dosteovsky, mr spicer.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i just realised this is on the @Potus twitter account lol

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/86...%3D6765%23pti19

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
cant drain the swamp when youre in it *points at head*

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
i get up around 7, check the news around 9
i worry about everything, cuz worryings a use of my... time

work usually ends around 7, I get home around 9
time alone about 11, sippin' a drink and waitin' to die

we've been dancin' with Mr. Trumpstone
he's been tweetin', he won't leave me alone

(noo, he won't leave me alone)

i used to lol a little, but a little wouldn't do it
so the little got more and more

i just kept tryin' to lol a little better
said a little better than before

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I got up this morning, put on coffee, made my sacrifice to the Great Beaver, then faced South to salute our greatest ally BUT THEN I realized that Donald Jessica Trump is president of the United States lol

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Chris Christie's better at roadblocks tho

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Confirmation hearings for Giuliani would be hilarious. Sounds too good to be true.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
lol trump is so poo poo at everything hmbol

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
#ThePeeTapeIsReal is currently trending on twitter

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
mentioned previously but lost in the more bombastic events of the day, please enjoy Ted Cruz failing to one-up Sally Yates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sC1dOiCSp0

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Soho Joe posted:

i get up around 7, check the news around 9
i worry about everything, cuz worryings a use of my... time

work usually ends around 7, I get home around 9
time alone about 11, sippin' a drink and waitin' to die

we've been dancin' with Mr. Trumpstone
he's been tweetin', he won't leave me alone

(noo, he won't leave me alone)

i used to lol a little, but a little wouldn't do it
so the little got more and more

i just kept tryin' to lol a little better
said a little better than before

Now I get up around whenever
I used to get up on time
But that old man—
He's a real motherfucker
Gonna kick him on down the line

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
what the heck does hmbol mean?

also, thanks for the lols everyone!!

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...

AEMINAL posted:

what the heck does hmbol mean

It's a letter substitution cipher for T R U M P

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Trump lol thread: howling my balls off laughing

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/862257663505248256

Maybe not a good look

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

turn off the TV posted:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/10/comey-firing-trump-russia-238192
By Tuesday evening, the president was watching the coverage of his decision and frustrated no one was on TV defending him, a White House official said. He wanted surrogates out there beating the drum.

Instead, advisers were attacking each other for not realizing the gravity of the situation as events blew up. "How are you not defending your position for three solid hours on TV?" the White House aide said.

Two White House officials said there was little communications strategy in handling the firing, and that staffers were given talking points late Tuesday for hastily arranged media appearances. Aides soon circulated previous quotes from Schumer hitting Comey. After Schumer called for a special prosecutor, the White House huddled in press secretary Sean Spicer's office to devise a strategy and sent "fresh faces" to TV, one White House official said.

They sent Kellyanne Conway lmao

cnut
May 3, 2016

Can't wait to see what lols today brings us!

https://twitter.com/acoyne/status/862062370465755136

hmbol

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
h [olding]
m [y]
b [utt]
o [pen]
l [aughing]

cnut
May 3, 2016

Serak posted:

mentioned previously but lost in the more bombastic events of the day, please enjoy Ted Cruz failing to one-up Sally Yates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sC1dOiCSp0

Oh Sally :allears:

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862263649821503489
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862265729718128641

mannerup fucked around with this message at 12:20 on May 10, 2017

cnut
May 3, 2016


hahahaa here we go

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Me play so sad!

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