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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

cinci zoo sniper posted:

treble, lomarftals



pretty good idea to be hoenst

huh, a loss where every panel is a miscarriage

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

cinci zoo sniper posted:

treble, lomarftals



pretty good idea to be hoenst

process length: 1.5 years. of course after a silicon manufacturer stops making a chip they no longer give a poo poo about supporting it so step 1 will never go through again for any future updates. and device makers don't care about updating your device because lol, just buy a new one.

also

Bobby Digital posted:

huh, a loss where every panel is a miscarriage

:vince:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

lmao just call them drivers google, that's what they are

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
yes, that sure is a great system that will totally not result in the vast majority of android users being a few versions behind and older device support being dropped quickly. :rolleyes:

e:f,b etc

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

fartzone_42069 posted:

In Chrome when I type the letter "x" it suggests xhamster and xvideos. Obviously, disabling search suggestions is a simple solution. But I like when it suggests my usual (non-porn) sites. I've long pressed to remove xhamster and xvideos. However, the urls to specific videos from removed sites still show up.

I don't want to delete my browser hx because I like to have my history backed up (so I can find a porn I liked without it getting mixed up in my bookmarks).

Any idea how to make it so when I remove xhamster, it'll also remove xhamster/grandmas_first_anal_pov and whatnot.

S7, 7.0. Don't act like you don't look at porn on your phone now!!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone?

how is this an actual use case?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

infernal machines posted:

admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone?

how is this an actual use case?

i assume if you use chrome's sync thing, it syncs your history between all your devices incl pc/mac

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Last Chance posted:

i assume if you use chrome's sync thing, it syncs your history between all your devices incl pc/mac


LastInLine posted:

S7, 7.0. Don't act like you don't look at porn on your phone now!!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



infernal machines posted:

admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone?

how is this an actual use case?

if you travel a bunch it's convenient for jerkin on a business trip

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
if you're on a business trip why wouldn't you just hire a hooker, like every other man on a business trip since forever?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

if you're on a business trip why wouldn't you just hire a hooker, like every other man on a business trip since forever?

you ask on an internet forum

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



that takes work, after a hard day of powerpoint and lovely coffee in an overheated conference room I don't want to talk to anybody, just rub one out and go to bed

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone?

how is this an actual use case?

uh what else are they going to use

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I broke my iPhone 7 and I popped the sim in ab old S3 and I gotta say it's nice actually being able to attach PDF files to emails and downloading videos without having to stuff a direct link into a third party app.

On the other hand the phone OS takes up 90% of RAM and has huge performance problems and I miss the flashlight button among other things

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i think they take their waterproof phones into the shower and gently caress their phones and cum in them

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




atomicthumbs posted:

i think they take their waterproof phones into the shower and gently caress their phones and cum in them

how can you cum into a waterproof phone though

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


very carefully

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

infernal machines posted:

if you're on a business trip why wouldn't you just hire a hooker, like every other man on a business trip since forever?

prostitution is a lovely lovely industry and it is not funny to even joke about supporting it

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
android: arguably less harmful than the sex trade

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



syscall girl posted:

I hate blindly hating chinese software but somehow that just creeps up on me, must be getting old. There's a firewall program that adblocks by country or app and it recommends full blocking Iran, North Korea ya know the "axis of evil" and so on and so forth and will tell you in no uncertain terms which of your apps are phoning home and to what country and my favorite file manager (which you can get to tell on itself for the lols) is one of these that will not stop communicating with a chinese server. It's probably not too dastardly or nefarious and I let the thing have my dropbox creds because well, it's actually the best at what it does and it's not a critical thing but it still worries me some.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
my favorite file manager

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's me, the guy managing files on my telephone

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

infernal machines posted:

it's me, the guy managing files on my telephone

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
new app idea: virtual switchboard

reason style interface where you move virtual patch cords between interfaces to route your calls like some 1930s exchange operator. i expect it'll be the most pirated app of 2017

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

all anroid users are extremely poor, extremely autistic, or both

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

it's me, the guy managing files on my telephone

it's only a telephone by default

*he says falling out of a window*




that's why it's so funny!

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

mishaq posted:

all anroid users are extremely poor, extremely autistic, or both

poortistic

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I mean its a more powerful computer than what got us to the moon but sure just call it a "telephone"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

apple autists turn off auto update, android autists cut themselves on shards of broken glass

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

power botton posted:

I mean its a more powerful computer than what got us to the moon but sure just call it a "telephone"

it's more of a question of do you use it as a phone?

i don't but my free droid does phone (sometimes i'm surprised when i get a call and am like "who gave you this number") i just don't really want it for that

it's an excellent ipod replacement, and i was seriously considering buying a used zune from amazon before i got this

now i have a bluetooth music player that holds all of my bad taste in one convenient package

doggo knows when she smells me wearing the thing it is time to go conquer the neighborhood

dorks for me won't quit

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

power botton posted:

I mean its a more powerful computer than what got us to the moon but sure just call it a "telephone"

lol.

please explain the relevance to "the computer that got us to the moon"

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
my casio calculator in high school that basically topped out at displaying 5138008 and doing square roots was effectively as advanced as the computers behind the apollo missions

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My phone is rougly 1000 times as storage dense as a floppy so go on and tell me how it's just a phone :allears: :xbone:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Larry Parrish posted:

My phone is rougly 1000 times as storage dense as a floppy so go on and tell me how it's just a phone :allears: :xbone:

phone barely a phone, you can find out the apps the cool kids are into and develop for them without being totally clueless

who doesn't want to be the dude who falls rear end backward into floppy bards or what shat

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

infernal machines posted:

my casio calculator in high school that basically topped out at displaying 5138008 and doing square roots was effectively as advanced as the computers behind the apollo missions

this is rude towards the men with slide rulers to calculated everything. your terrible anroid is definitely worse than they were

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
steely-eyed missile mandroid

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

steely-eyed missile mandroid

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



it's actually a phone, an ipod, and a revolutionary internet communications device.

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

hobbesmaster posted:

uh what else are they going to use

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