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oohhboy posted:He is really personally that tired of it I don't know that Jason Statham ever really got tired of being handed millions of dollars just to show up on action movie sets and be Gravelly Voiced Bald British Man.
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Paladinus posted:Valerian is going to be good. Hot take comin' through
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Jason Statham was 10000% the best thing about the last Fast film. He has two major action set pieces and you're craving to see him for the rest of the film. Crank 1 is a top 5 action movie ever made. Where is Crank 3?!!!!!
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He is tired of this woman throwing herself at him who he has no interest and feels degraded by it as it looks. I am sure he appreciate the money either way.
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Jun 7, 2017 15:00
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All these critics acting like this the first time a woman has made a Sci fi action movie and its like they totally forgot the wachouwski sisters have been churning out movies for 25 years
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Jun 7, 2017 15:01
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I expect it'll be The 5th Element, except with completely uninteresting actors and characters instead of Bruce and Milla.
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I've been going through Movies with Mikey over the last few days and I'm really enjoying the poo poo out of these. It's like the other side of the Plinkett coin. Amusing and thoughtful but instead of doing a review of the most disappointing thing since my son, he chooses movies he really enjoys and has something positive to say about.
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im hoping it's a fifth element remake with cara delevingne
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Jonas Albrecht posted:It would, because Man of Steel and Beavis already lowered expectations so much this could have been a decent Aquaman movie and people would still be adoring it. Well poo poo, I think it's hard to be disappointed anymore when your expectations are so low they're right next to loving dinosaur bones.
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I feel like the people expecting Valerian to be another 5th element are going to be sorely disappointed
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Dark Tower's probably gonna suck though. It depends on how involved Stephen King is. If he's there in name only it might not be bad.
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canned from the band posted:im hoping it's a fifth element remake with cara delevingne Yeah like no. Even if it is lets not reboot a already awesome film.
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oohhboy posted:Yeah like no. Even if it is lets not reboot a already awesome film. Exactly. Reboot bad movies with good premises. Where's my Valley of the Gwanghi remake?
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Running Man needs a remake. But not overly dark and gritty. It has to be stupid fun and gory. maybe not stupid. never go full sandler. vermin fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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Valerian looks kinda cool but the main casting screams YA novel adaptation. I've seen over the last years some cool concepts or trailers, a post-apocalyptic setting, some vast dystopia and I get interested, then we see the main characters but it's some extremely baby-faced children in the leads and gently caress, it's YA bullshit.
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Jun 7, 2017 15:41
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Have you seen the reboot Robocop and Total recall?!!? I rest my case. Did you know that they are rebooting Resident Evil even before the heat on the seat in the cinema had dissipated?
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Since YA is all the rage these days when we gonna get movie adaption of all of heinleins young adult novels for instance "the tunnel in the sky" one of my favs
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oohhboy posted:Have you seen the reboot Robocop and Total recall?!!? I rest my case. Studios don't know how to do anything with reboots other than make winking nods and strip out all the weirdness that made the original good and cool.
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vermin posted:Running Man needs a remake. But not overly dark and gritty. It has to be stupid fun and gory. The Hunger Games was the Running Man remake
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We're probably overdue for another Lord of the Flies adaptation as far as YA goes
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vermin posted:Running Man needs a remake. But not overly dark and gritty. It has to be stupid fun and gory. A Running Man remake will start with 6 films for the origin stories of each stalker and Ben Richards, followed with the actual Running Man event film, then films of stand alone stories set in the same Runningverse.
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Do Running Man, but instead of people in the audience picking the killers, people tweet their choice. Have people tweet all kinds of poo poo, like activating hazards and stuff.
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WampaLord posted:Do Running Man, but instead of people in the audience picking the killers, people tweet their choice. This was basically the last episode of Black Mirror, but it involved killer robot bees so it was kinda dumb.
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PostNouveau posted:This was basically the last episode of Black Mirror, but it involved killer robot bees so it was kinda dumb. Yea, imagine instead of it being the dumb bees, it was like #ActivateHoverMines or #ReleaseTheHounds. Use your imagination for more.
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I don't know why New Line isn't giving me $2M to make Friday the 13th movies. You can't lose money on horror movies as long as you don't have insane people behind the camera demanding $70M for some inexplicable reason.
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FuturePastNow posted:The Hunger Games was the Running Man remake The Hunger Games was a Battle Royale remake
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FuturePastNow posted:I expect it'll be The 5th Element, except with completely uninteresting actors and characters instead of Bruce and Milla. a bone to pick posted:I feel like the people expecting Valerian to be another 5th element are going to be sorely disappointed Baronjutter posted:Valerian looks kinda cool but the main casting screams YA novel adaptation. I've seen over the last years some cool concepts or trailers, a post-apocalyptic setting, some vast dystopia and I get interested, then we see the main characters but it's some extremely baby-faced children in the leads and gently caress, it's YA bullshit. Yall are bring me down. I still hope Valerian is entertaining and ill still go watch it. I just want to see something other than another spiderman movie.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Here's a hot take: Idk what "the level of praise" wonder woman got was, I guess a bunch? Anyway I just saw it for the first time last night and I legit enjoyed myself. Film wasn't flawless but I had fun, liked the male and female leads and even thought the moral of the movie was p good. I dunno if it deserves as much praise as you perceive it as getting but if I had just been told a man directed it I don't think it would change any of my opinions on it. Edit- also I liked the male and female leads in a big budget Hollywood film. I haven't said that in years if you discount mad max. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 7, 2017 |
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It was loving horrible. The ending was some of the most laughable most terrible poo poo I've ever seen.
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If this is the "good" DC movie then holy poo poo.
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Yug posted:If this is the "good" DC movie then holy poo poo. Her tatas are trapped in some sort of weird metal shirt and so you can't even see them bounce around..... Zero bags of popcorn
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Trunko posted:Her tatas are trapped in some sort of weird metal shirt and so you can't even see them bounce around..... Zero bags of popcorn More nudity would definitely have been an improvement for my viewing experience but it wouldn't have made the movie any less poo poo.
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a bone to pick posted:True, I forgot the joke but basically the hot IDF girls trick the innocent little jew boys into marriage or something My Jewish friend said her birthright trip was basically an excuse for young Jews to hook up, get drunk on israeli booze, and/or become zionists, so apparently there is at least some pressure there to continue the line.
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My friend saw WW and his review was "It was really good but we walked out at the end" idk how a movie could be good if the ending was so bad you had to walk out on it.
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Baronjutter posted:Valerian looks kinda cool but the main casting screams YA novel adaptation. I've seen over the last years some cool concepts or trailers, a post-apocalyptic setting, some vast dystopia and I get interested, then we see the main characters but it's some extremely baby-faced children in the leads and gently caress, it's YA bullshit. The crazy thing is the dude is like 35
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Weirdo posted:My Jewish friend said her birthright trip was basically an excuse for young Jews to hook up, get drunk on israeli booze, and/or become zionists, so apparently there is at least some pressure there to continue the line.
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a bone to pick posted:My friend saw WW and his review was "It was really good but we walked out at the end" lmfao Corporate PR says I have to like this or I'm a misogynist so it was really good, so good I was almost able to stand being in the theater the whole movie.
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Zmej posted:hillel, birthright, and other college based jewish organizations serve the sole purpose of making sure nice jewish boys and girls have sex with and marry other nice jewish boys and girls. disclaimer, I am a jew. There's more than one religion out there that does this. It gets weird when they want you to hook up with someone but not have sex before marriage.
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