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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Night10194 posted:

Again, as an American, what's the deal with Sein Finn not taking their seats? Why do they do that?

Everyone in northern ireland is crazy.

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Sorry folks, you have to realize that our entire knowledge of Ireland over here comes from Frosted Lucky Charms cereal boxes and "Paddy's Pub" on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Please don't give the IRA more guns thanks

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I just found out there's a constituency called Braintree.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Bobby Digital posted:

an buachaill absalóideach

thanks

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

No time required - while PIRA disarmed various splinter groups definitely didn't. They may not be able to get their hands on ANFO by the ton any more but I'm willing to bet there's still a few hundred kilos of Semtex buried in various fields around Armagh that the owners will be willing to share.

ANFO is literally fertilizer with oil poured into it whacked into a giant blender.

Its not that hard

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol that may talked about working with the DUP without confirming it with them, pissing off her own MP's at the same time and loving up the good friday agreement for extra measure

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Miftan posted:

poo poo, do we have any regulars with artistic talent? Maybe put a jar (var) of jam in it?

the jammy bastards

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Shibawanko posted:

I just found out there's a constituency called Braintree.

is it a literal brain tree

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Shibawanko posted:

I just found out there's a constituency called Braintree.

There's a Braintree in Massachusetts too.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Miftan posted:

poo poo, do we have any regulars with artistic talent? Maybe put a jar (var) of jam in it?

Lemme know what you want and I'll see what I can do.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

hakimashou posted:

Everyone in northern ireland is crazy.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

What if the DUP as part of the deal, just don't take their seats?

The DUP have got the Tories over a barrel right now, they're not just going to throw that leverage away.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kurtofan posted:

is it a literal magic brain tree

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Julio Cruz posted:

The DUP have got the Tories over a barrel right now, they're not just going to throw that leverage away.

Did we make jokes about terrorists in government yet?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zero Gravitas posted:

ANFO is literally fertilizer with oil poured into it whacked into a giant blender.

Its not that hard
Very difficult to ignite without specialist detonators though, and the Tories made those specific detonators very hard to obtain in no small part through closing all the pits.

There are a couple of ways to do it without, but I'm pretty sure even mentioning them in public is terrorism under Theresa May's Internet™

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Night10194 posted:

Again, as an American, what's the deal with Sein Finn not taking their seats? Why do they do that?

I assume it's because they reject the premise.

quote:

lol that may talked about working with the DUP without confirming it with them, pissing off her own MP's at the same time and loving up the good friday agreement for extra measure

Really. I mean really.

This election is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


https://twitter.com/PithyMillennial/status/873249808756207616

this guy mad

haakman
May 5, 2011

Zero Gravitas posted:

ANFO is literally fertilizer with oil poured into it whacked into a giant blender.

Its not that hard

Hi gchq we in the United Kingdom Milquetoast Thread are only joking thanks how are you?

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!


Murderion posted:

By giving one side power in government, giving them an unequal say over Northern Irish issues. One of the weirdnesses of Stormont is that it's designed to insure power sharing between the Unionists and Republicans.

This is especially bad because Stormont has collapsed recently due to DUP fuckery, so there's talk of Westminster rule being brought back in the interim. Having the DUP in power while that happens would be cassus loving belli.

Yeah, god, this is actually now getting worse by the hour. I knew that this would throw a spotlight back on the NI aspect of Brexit, but as an American I didn't appreciate how bad it'd be for the GFA that one of the sides is now in a position of major power in Westminster.

It would be hilarious if Sinn Fein's answer was to have their MPs resign from Sinn Fein and attend Westminster as independents, just to make it so that the Tories can't get a majority even in coalition. That way Sinn Fein doesn't technically have to sully themselves with an oath to the Queen and they still get to rub it in May's face.

Either way though, this situation is going to get very serious very quickly. :ohdear: While I'm not surprised May has bollocks'd the peace of Northern Ireland, I really hope the worst can be avoided somehow.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

Lemme know what you want and I'll see what I can do.

CoolCab posted:

the jammy bastards

This seems fun. Maybe a picture of Corbs with the marrow? I don't know I'm not a creative type I just mostly agitate for anarchism and make bad jokes. Anybody got any good ideas?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Julio Cruz posted:

The DUP have got the Tories over a barrel right now, they're not just going to throw that leverage away.

So they're literal crazy people who actually want to restart the Troubles? I was not expecting that honestly.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Captain Gordon posted:

Did we make jokes about terrorists in government yet?

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/873125726328836096

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Hoops posted:

For this week, yes. You will basically never hear about the DUP in the news again after the next few weeks, so they might end up being a great choice for the Tories as it gets them a government that is pretty much 100% Conservative Party in the eyes of the public without having to actually win the seats.

I doubt it. They're a hell of a stick to beat a sitting government with in a bunch of different directions; some DUP MP will be saying stupid poo poo about women, LBGT rights, the climate etc on a weekly basis. They're really really to the right of even May's political consensus: the nasty party will be back in a big way.

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

SpaceDrake posted:

It would be hilarious if Sinn Fein's answer was to have their MPs resign from Sinn Fein and attend Westminster as independents, just to make it so that the Tories can't get a majority even in coalition. That way Sinn Fein doesn't technically have to sully themselves with an oath to the Queen and they still get to rub it in May's face.

Even if they did that,Tory+DUP still have enough seats.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I found a solution!

Nuke Northern Ireland.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

So they're literal crazy people who actually want to restart the Troubles? I was not expecting that honestly.

They're fundies.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Jammy Bastards would be a good tag

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

happyhippy posted:

I found a solution!

Nuke Northern Ireland.the world

ftfy

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Thanks Ants posted:

Jammy Bastards would be a good tag

That or Cor-Boys but tbh jammy bastards with a cnt/fai theme would be aces

PIGS BREXIT
Mar 29, 2017

I don't need to make bombs that is what I pay my taxes for

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The GFA has got nothing to do with sinn feins abstention policy

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

I mean it's NI, I kind of assumed they agreed that was alright as long as they weren't killing each other.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Zero Gravitas posted:

Jokes on them I'm emigrating anyway

lutefisk is a much more effective weapon of terror

Fight me

(joking, lutefisk is a disgrace)

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

DesperateDan posted:

That or Cor-Boys but tbh jammy bastards with a cnt/fai theme would be aces

Jammy bastards with an ancom flag background sounds loving ace.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I think it is very unlikely that people are going to start blowing each other up again tbh

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

So they're literal crazy people who actually want to restart the Troubles? I was not expecting that honestly.

I don't think they explicitly want to, but they sure are dumb and crazy enough to do so inadvertently.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
The Sun had some good potential gang tags, mind.

Marxist Extremist, Enemy of Business and Nuclear Surrender were all very funny.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

kustomkarkommando posted:

The GFA has got nothing to do with sinn feins abstention policy

I get that it's purely symbolic for SF, but if the DUP did it they wouldn't be guaranteeing the Tories confidence and supply and couldn't exert pressure on the Tories over NI policy by threatening that supply and confidence.

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Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

ThomasPaine posted:

I think it is very unlikely that people are going to start blowing each other up again tbh

Man, the troubles were vicious as gently caress and both sides appeared to have a loving hair trigger. Its not something to discount lightly IMO

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