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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Apparently Hammond managed to crash a car, again.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That won't include the figures from today will it? I was told it would take 7-10 days to process my membership.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I'm going float that the DUP probably settled on a deal for an increase in the block grant to cover the regional financial impact of Brexit (probably only between the £200-300mil range), either a scrapping of the bedroom tax or an increase in hardship allowance for NI to allow the offset scheme currently in place to extend beyond its current 2020 deadline, a maintenance of the winter fuel allowance, keeping the pension triple lock, commitment to maintain the freeze in domestic rates in NI and the non-implementation of domestic water charges in the event of direct rule, and some robust language on prioritising a frictionless border as a key Brexit negotiation priority

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Private Speech posted:

Dunno I quit the party over it, probably for ever, but then I'm not an actual citizen :sad:

Might have to quit the country too, :lol:

So forgive me for being bitter

But you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette I guess??? Wait wasn't that said by a royalist leader about massacring revolutionaries. Makes you think

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jose posted:

well i was going on the near million number being accurate but still no

There's a significant chance of Labour membership being the highest ever in a few days/weeks, which is kind of batshit insane/amazing.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Angepain posted:

Well, technically, the Tories + the DUP don't have a majority of votes but do have a majority of seats, so there is that. In a more proportional system Jez would be PM right now.
Not sure he would tbh. Lib Dems already said they weren't doing deals with anyone (they are effectively the Bremainer's sinn fein at this juncture) and we'd probably end up with one of those horrible Grand Coalitions because of it.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Private Speech posted:

But you gotta break some eggs to make an omelette I guess??? Wait wasn't that said by a royalist leader about massacring revolutionaries. Makes you think

Are you having a stroke?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

nothing to seehere posted:

I still think 3-line whipping for Brexit was a mistake: He should have just whipped as normal, as the public don't really understand the distinction. But it's behind us now and the Labour party is united.

Nah, it was crucial for Corbyn to be seen as pro Brexit. Otherwise we'd end up like the Lib Dems.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


TheRat posted:

Are you having a stroke?

I loving hate lexiters that's all

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/873591649200259072

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

learnincurve posted:

I simply can't comprehend why she isn't simply quitting and quietly retiring, you have to be utterly delusional not to see that it won't just be the DUP holding her hostage it's going to be every single Tory backbencher, a group traditionally ignored and cowed by the whips, making demands as well.

Because from here all she's got to look forward to is the after-dinner lecture circuit and/or 'political consultant'. She'll never hold any real power again.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Are we going to be celebrating June 9th regularly as The Day of The Absolute Boy, or are we hanging on for May's imminent resignation as the greater event?

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
At least once May buddies up with the DUP she'll be able to update her boring as gently caress story about the naughtiest thing she ever did.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Gonzo McFee posted:

Nah, it was crucial for Corbyn to be seen as pro Brexit. Otherwise we'd end up like the Lib Dems.

Thats my point: I don't think the general public knew enough of the difference between "Corbyn whips for Brexit" and "Corbyn 3-line whips for brexit" for it to matter

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Samovar posted:

Apparently Hammond managed to crash a car, again.

Youd think theyd have learnt to not drive unproven supercars because of their tendency to spontaneously combust.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Youd think theyd have learnt to not drive unproven supercars because of their tendency to spontaneously combust.

:eyepop:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Guardian: Was it the Corbyn memes wot won it? Here are some of the best

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/855414042273488897

oath2order
Oct 12, 2013

It's MAGIC. I don't have to explain shit!


jabby posted:

She's hosed. A lot of her manifesto 'promises' are controversial enough that they'll never make it through the commons, and anything that isn't in the manifesto can be blocked by the Lords.

We're in a scenario where Labour could end up with a million members and a whole new bedrock of support while the Tories crash and burn taking the blame for Brexit while not being able to legislate for anything. It's amazing.

New American here: Can someone explain this one to me? I'm not entirely sure what the Queen's Speech is, and the House of Lords just confuses me on general principle.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
When's the next PMQs? Will Corbyn's swagger be enough to bring out some humility in May?

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

Jose posted:

i've said it before but for a charity that really needs people taking part and doesn't cost money get yourself on the bone marrow donor registry

Please do this if you can - also donate blood. It's one of the few occasions where you can genuinely swoop in like some sort of caped super-hero, and save someone's life. There are age limits though - the Anthony Nolan Trust prefers under 30s, and the British Bone Marrow registry prefers under 40s. If you are also of minority ethnicity - in UK terms - they really, really need you.

I'm not allowed though. I received several units of someone else's blood, which obviously I'm hugely grateful for, but the risk one of the donors had eaten a dodgy burger at some point is too high. Considering that up until the accident I was a regular blood donor myself...

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

nothing to seehere posted:

Thats my point: I don't think the general public knew enough of the difference between "Corbyn whips for Brexit" and "Corbyn 3-line whips for brexit" for it to matter

They would if he hadn't.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Thanks Ants posted:

Are we going to be celebrating June 9th regularly as The Day of The Absolute Boy, or are we hanging on for May's imminent resignation as the greater event?

June 9th marks the start of the Festival of The Absolute Boy, which runs until (insert day May gets the boot).

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

oath2order posted:

New American here: Can someone explain this one to me? I'm not entirely sure what the Queen's Speech is, and the House of Lords just confuses me on general principle.

Queen's speech is an outline of government policy for the upcoming year, so kind of like the state of the union, I suppose? House of Lords is the upper chamber that can veto any parliamentary bill with the exception of financial bills.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

jabby posted:

https://twitter.com/GerardWoodhous1/status/873576833538822144
https://twitter.com/CllrStopp/status/873590772624482309

Also May's new chief of staff is a former MP that lost his seat thanks to her. Awk-ward!

He wrote a book on winning marginals, and then proceeded to lose his marginal, so he's about the right level of competence to work on this shitshow.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Second place in the seats sweepstake, drat. Grats sebzilla, I donated double because I'm not on the breadline and typing £5 into the "how much?" box felt really stingy.




communism bitch posted:

I'm gonna do the Samaritans donation once their website starts accepting my god drat card.

Can we get another book open on time till the next GE?

I'm way too frickin lazy to do the needful myself, mind.

It could be years till the next GE and I sometimes lapse from reading this thread (usually when Pissflaps happens), so I'm probably not your guy to run book on that.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Thanks Ants posted:

Are we going to be celebrating June 9th regularly as The Day of The Absolute Boy, or are we hanging on for May's imminent resignation as the greater event?

Every day is going to be The Day of the Absolute Boy from now until the end of time.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

oath2order posted:

New American here: Can someone explain this one to me? I'm not entirely sure what the Queen's Speech is, and the House of Lords just confuses me on general principle.

When Parliament opens the Queen delivers a speech written by the government outlining their plan for the coming year in terms of policy and bills, a basic programme of government.

After parliament is open the speech is debated for a couple of days and at the end a largely symbolic vote is taken. If the vote fails its considered that the government lacks the confidence of the house, it does not have the support to proceed with its programme of government and the pm is bound by convention to resign or to go to the queen and recommend she appoint a new prime minister to attempt to form a government

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

communism bitch posted:

Queen's speech is an outline of government policy for the upcoming year, so kind of like the state of the union, I suppose? House of Lords is the upper chamber that can veto any parliamentary bill with the exception of financial bills.

To expand on the Queen's speech, there's a vote on it afterwards. If the government loses this vote, they aren't the government any more and chaos reigns.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Pochoclo posted:

What happens if we get a bunch of by-elections and they go Con -> Lab causing the Tories to lose their DUP-aided majority? Minority government and coalition disbanded because there's no reason to do it?
One of the great joys of mid-90's politics was seeing the Tories growing increasingly nervous as their majority shrank and shrank and the Maastricht Bastards got bolder and bolder, and a repeat of that but in reverse, with the party wracked with infighting caused by a handful of pro-Europeans, would be wonderful.

Probably too much to expect that they'll lose an MP to auto-erotic asphyxiation again this time round, but you never know.

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Just joined the Labour party, I know you have to be a labour member to join momentum but is there a period of time you've had to have been a member?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Andrast posted:

I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign

Tories have historically not struggled to attract youngsters.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Stalingrad posted:

Just joined the Labour party, I know you have to be a labour member to join momentum but is there a period of time you've had to have been a member?

No you can get right on in I believe

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Aren't benefits already devolved in NI?

oath2order
Oct 12, 2013

It's MAGIC. I don't have to explain shit!


communism bitch posted:

Queen's speech is an outline of government policy for the upcoming year, so kind of like the state of the union, I suppose? House of Lords is the upper chamber that can veto any parliamentary bill with the exception of financial bills.

kustomkarkommando posted:

When Parliament opens the Queen delivers a speech written by the government outlining their plan for the coming year in terms of policy and bills, a basic programme of government.

After parliament is open the speech is debated for a couple of days and at the end a largely symbolic vote is taken. If the vote fails its considered that the government lacks the confidence of the house, it does not have the support to proceed with its programme of government and the pm is bound by convention to resign or to go to the queen and recommend she appoint a new prime minister to attempt to form a government

Ok, this is basically what I thought. I guess I just didn't understand how the Queen's Speech and the manifesto not being followed or being weak strengthened the house of lords.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
Anyone else expecting hilarity on July 12th?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

c0burn posted:

Aren't benefits already devolved in NI?

Yeah but our government is probably going to collapse at the end of the month so control of welfare will go back to London and the DUP will probably want the existing special allowances they negotiated a while back to offset some cuts to be maintained (which was no sure thing)

Or if it doesn't collapse (somehow) they'll probably want any new cuts to not come into play at all

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Thanks Ants posted:

Tories have historically not struggled to attract youngsters.

You either live long enough to become William Hague or get bullied into suicide.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Andrast posted:

I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign

Teresa May is the *squints at hand* Certain Female, innit bruv. #noveltypop4may

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

oath2order posted:

Ok, this is basically what I thought. I guess I just didn't understand how the Queen's Speech and the manifesto not being followed or being weak strengthened the house of lords.

There's another point, which is that by strict convention the Lords will not block anything that was in a party's manifesto. That's considered to have been already approved by the British people and so if it passes the commons it will pass the Lords. The problem the Tories have is a shaky majority meaning they will struggle to get anything controversial past the commons even if it was in their manifesto.

They also don't have a majority in the Lords. So anything they manage to get through the commons that wasn't in their manifesto can be amended or blocked at that stage. And their manifesto didn't have a lot of promises in it, so their ability to get legislation passed is hampered in both Houses.

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