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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


If you like that, you may enjoy this:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873674408224862210

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ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
that's a pretty big jump

also, the Sunday Times wants to put the knife in, but its fingers keep slipping

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/873645604030820352

Populist hard Brexiteer? Or pro-business soft Brexit? Questions, questions...

The Insect Court
Nov 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Joda posted:

Yet the membership of the supposed leftist party rejected Bernie.

For all the bitching from Corbynistas about the insidious Blairite conspiracy to topple Corbyn, the Democratic Party showed what a party with a nomination process controlled by entrenched party elites actually looks like.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Yeah, but that's controlled by awful Liberals. That's why you need to purge them.

E: oh nvm. Thought you were saying Corby shouldn't purge, because he'll become what he hates.

WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jun 11, 2017

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I'm trying and failing to even guess at May's thought processes in staying on. She knows she got a shellacking that, while severe only in party terms compared to Cameron loving the entire country over like it's a dead pig, is otherwise pretty drat close to unprecedented in modern British political history. No other fucker's ever hoisted themselves that badly when there was no need to whatsoever. She had to know the knives would be out, hell they were already starting on election night (cf. Anna Soubry), and that she'd be an unbelievably crippled premier in every regard whilst the once-friendly media savages her for loving up and is trying to get Boris in.

I suppose it's just difficult for me to wrap my head around that degree of self-assuredness and arrogance. I can understand the regular Tory amount of it but having enough to be on course for destroying the entire party is another matter.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I'm almost certain she's being kept there. This whole thing is to foster an image of an unruly party she will defeat and take back her place as are Iron Lady mkii.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I'm almost certain she's being kept there. This whole thing is to foster an image of an unruly party she will defeat and take back her place as are Iron Lady mkii.

If they were remotely capable of forward planning this poo poo show wouldn't even have happened. It suggests a basic level of political competence.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I'm almost certain she's being kept there. This whole thing is to foster an image of an unruly party she will defeat and take back her place as are Iron Lady mkii.

Or maybe she's just dumb and arrogant?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
No one could possibly want to continue on in her position though surely? And who would want to take over at the moment? Puppet PM makes more sense.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Remember the current crop of cunts are the bottom of the barrel. The ghouls, the freaks, the rejects. May herself, the pick of the runty litter, is a perpetually outraged gargoyle who falls apart under the harsh light of day, none of these moist-palmed fuckwits have their poo poo even remotely together.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

No one could possibly want to continue on in her position though surely? And who would want to take over at the moment? Puppet PM makes more sense.

It's just like Abbott pre spill.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
I think I'm also in the camp of "people are counting their chickens with a re-run of the election". Corbyn turned it around massively and the Tories absolutely clown car fell apart. Both of these things happened to a much greater degree than appeared likely at the start of the campaign.

But it is about perception. Look at how things can change so quickly, sometimes I think it's about nothing but perception. Corbyn is now established as the real (and quite powerful) opposition leader and his manifesto is popular and good. Labour are back in business and will be for a while. But they ran out of runway for momentum and aren't campaigning any more. If the Tories don't have another improbably poor period of basic politics then they will quite quickly re-establish the same old tropes. From a "reversion to the mean" perspective, I'm not convinced enough yet that Labour have managed to move the mean far enough that they won't see a partial swing back to the Tories.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TomViolence posted:

Remember the current crop of cunts are the bottom of the barrel. The ghouls, the freaks, the rejects. May herself, the pick of the runty litter, is a perpetually outraged gargoyle who falls apart under the harsh light of day, none of these moist-palmed fuckwits have their poo poo even remotely together.

Yyyyyep. While Labour spent much of its post-blair time devoid of talent, so did the conservatives after Cameron. It's almost like building the entire party on one charismatic person is a bad idea!

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Who wants Brexit on their plate? It isn't any more comfortable for the Tories than it is for Labour.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Am I right in thinking the tories won't be able to continue to negotiate with terrorists today, it being the sabbath?

If so, what does this mean for our news day I wonder.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

TomViolence posted:

Am I right in thinking the tories won't be able to continue to negotiate with terrorists today, it being the sabbath?

If so, what does this mean for our news day I wonder.

You are indeed correct. I think the news will be dominated by polls.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ronya posted:

that's a pretty big jump

also, the Sunday Times wants to put the knife in, but its fingers keep slipping

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/873645604030820352

Populist hard Brexiteer? Or pro-business soft Brexit? Questions, questions...
I like how Sky are leading with the headline, and not the unprecedented front-page opinion piece on why the false prophet May needs to be bludgeoned to daeth and her corpse left for the rats.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

OwlFancier posted:

Yyyyyep. While Labour spent much of its post-blair time devoid of talent, so did the conservatives after Cameron. It's almost like building the entire party on one charismatic person is a bad idea!

are you implying cameron had charisma

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

R. Guyovich posted:

are you implying cameron had charisma

I mean, he kind of did. Pigfucker was a lot of very bad things, but he did know how to work a crowd.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Whatever else, Cameron was teflon-coated to the point where he was able to soak up a necrobestiality scandal and keep on trucking long enough to gently caress us all like he hosed that pig.

That takes something, maybe not charisma, but something.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

R. Guyovich posted:

are you implying cameron had charisma

He had something which apparently passed for it. I don't really think Blair had any either but people keep saying he did so perhaps I've simply become utterly jaded to that concept of charisma having grown up with it being how politicians act 24/7.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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cameron was very good at making it look like he knew what he was doing. to a tory pm, that's ask you really need to keep on keeping on

thus, of course, the brexit fiasco would've wrecked his brand and made him much more vulnerable

I do enjoy how apocalyptic the referendum fallout is being, though

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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Blair in his prime was a magnificent speaker and better at making good slogans than anyone since loving lenin

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

spectralent posted:

They can't, though. Weak coalitions are now incredibly fragile because of the fixed term parliament act.

Whuh? They're actually a tiny bit more robust in theory at least, but in practice you still only need 50%+1 to drop a vote of confidence.

Josef bugman posted:

So, and this is pure hypothetical, can the Conservatives just not propose any legislation over the next 5 years?

Like, if they are scared of not getting it through government, why not just put through small bills from various local causes that don't cause much of a fuss?

Vote on Account, Finance Bill, Queen's Speech, and the one at the end of a Parliament session I can never remember the name of are all obligatory and all trigger at least resignation of a Government and probably an election if defeated.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Finance bill only triggers a vote of no confidence, which with the new rules still gives the Gov two weeks to win a confidence vote.

Queens speech is automatic though.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Hoops posted:

I think I'm also in the camp of "people are counting their chickens with a re-run of the election". Corbyn turned it around massively and the Tories absolutely clown car fell apart. Both of these things happened to a much greater degree than appeared likely at the start of the campaign.

But it is about perception. Look at how things can change so quickly, sometimes I think it's about nothing but perception. Corbyn is now established as the real (and quite powerful) opposition leader and his manifesto is popular and good. Labour are back in business and will be for a while. But they ran out of runway for momentum and aren't campaigning any more. If the Tories don't have another improbably poor period of basic politics then they will quite quickly re-establish the same old tropes. From a "reversion to the mean" perspective, I'm not convinced enough yet that Labour have managed to move the mean far enough that they won't see a partial swing back to the Tories.

the tories are going to be car crash for a while especially as long as May is there because of the DUP suddenly becoming knowledge amongst people and then they've got a leadership election

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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brexit is going to be a massive humiliation and, if nothing else, is going to cause massive disruption within the party. my guess would be that it's going to trigger the next election in some way, by leak or agreement, because the Tories stop being a coherent party

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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in a twist of fate, brexit turns the Tories into what labour was for a while - Corbyn elected PM with a majority of 150, 60% of the vote share

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

V. Illych L. posted:

in a twist of fate, brexit turns the Tories into what labour was for a while - Corbyn elected PM with a majority of 150, 60% of the vote share

And Corbyn gets what he really wanted, a Labour government freed of the constraints of the worse parts of the EU. Truly the darkest of timelines, if you're an investment banker.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

https://twitter.com/dannydyerbot/status/873791241804275713

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

V. Illych L. posted:

in a twist of fate, brexit turns the Tories into what labour was for a while - Corbyn elected PM with a majority of 150, 60% of the vote share

"Hmm," say the Tories, "we've got to do what Labour did but in the other direction. What we really need now is an awkward backbencher with controversial views and a general reputation of being a walking caricature of what the party was in the 1970s."

May, 2024: Jacob Rees-Mogg elected Prime Minister on a majority of 208

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

https://twitter.com/dannydyerbot/status/873761039413895169

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

ahahaha it just gets better and better

"The Good Hitchens posted:

The laughable failure of Mrs Theresa May’s empty, tremulous campaign was in fact predictable. I suspected it would happen. But I mostly kept quiet about it here for the past few weeks.

This was not because I have any time for Mrs May and her feeble, politically correct government, but because I did not much want to help Jeremy Corbyn either. And at election time, there’s no room for neutrality.

There’s one good outcome. This farcical unwanted Election must surely have shown everyone a key fact – we now live in a country where the supposed natural party of government can no longer really command a majority.

That’s like having a fridge that doesn’t keep your food fresh, or a bicycle with no wheels. If we had any sense (do we?) we’d dump this dead, rotting faction in the nearest skip or landfill, and find a new one to replace it. The Tories failed on Thursday because they have long believed in nothing and are interested only in being in office.

They won in 2015 only because of a grotesque splurge of millionaire donations, and ultra-expensive black magic techniques, which partly made up for the collapse of their once-majestic membership and the machine it supported.

They are, in effect, a zombie party, lurching and shuffling along in a procession of the undead, thanks to transfusions of money and the BBC’s ancient broadcasting rules, which guarantee them air time.

What happened next must be one of the strangest chapters in our history. Labour (which had itself become a zombie party under Blairite control) changed its leadership election rules, and accidentally made it possible for a real socialist to win. You’d never get a real conservative coming to the top of the Tory Party, which has elaborate mechanisms in place to stop that happening.

Odder still, the man who won, Jeremy Corbyn, was astonishingly old-fashioned, a country-bred grammar school boy brought up by parents who had taken part in the great political struggles of the 1930s.

He is out of his time, which is no bad thing. To see him address a rally in modern Britain (as I have done) is a bit like going to the station to catch your regular commuter service, and finding a steam train waiting at the platform – surprising, nostalgic, wheezy and ancient, more or less certain to break down, but wonderfully picturesque.

It struck me as I watched him that he was far more dangerous than the Tories thought he was. His absolute courtesy and refusal to make personal attacks appealed to many in my generation who remember a different and in some ways better Britain.

His realisation that George Osborne’s supposed economic miracle was a sham, and that many have lost hope of getting steady, well-paid jobs or secure homes, appealed to the young. He may not have any actual answers to these questions, but he at least knew they were being asked. His absolute opposition to the repeated stupid wars of recent years also has a wide appeal, in many cases to conservative-minded people and Service families sick of the waste of good lives.

A genuinely patriotic, socially conservative party might have had a proper response to these things. But the Tory Party is not that. It is just a cold machine which runs on gallons of expensive snake oil. So it decided to attack Mr Corbyn personally.

This bounced off him. In fact, the long Tory assault on Mr Corbyn was his greatest asset. When the campaign began, and people had a chance to see what he was really like, especially his dogged politeness under fire, they did that rather moving thing that British people do when they see a lone individual besieged by foes. They sided with him against his tormentors.

It was no good raving about Mr Corbyn’s Sinn Fein connections, when the Tories have themselves compelled the Queen to have the grisly IRA gangster Martin McGuinness to dinner at Windsor.

It’s not much good attacking his defence policy when the Tories have cut the Army to ribbons and the decrepit remnants of the Navy sit motionless by the dockside, thanks to Tory cheeseparing. And now there’s an even bigger problem.

The young, who used not to bother, have begun to vote in large numbers, and Jeremy Corbyn has persuaded them to do it. Labour’s 40 per cent of the vote, almost 13 million ballots, reflects this.

The Tories cannot rely forever on the fact that older voters turn out more reliably. This is the last warning conservative-minded people in this country are likely to get.

Unless they can find their own Corbyn, a principled and genuinely patriotic leadership, no amount of money, and no amount of slick technique can save them from a revived and newly confident Left.

They failed to win this Election. There’s a strong chance they will actually lose the next one.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

TomViolence posted:

ahahaha it just gets better and better

I don't know who this guy is but his whole shtick of wanting a "true conservative," minus the whole UDA thing, isn't that kinda what the DUP is? If we all just make the assumption this is being argued in good faith.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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apart from his weird preoccupation with cannabis, I actually quite enjoy reading Peter Hitchens' blog


he's a weird old fossil, but sort of charmingly dedicated and consistent -and, in his paternalistic way, actually rather humane

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

TomViolence posted:

ahahaha it just gets better and better

You realise that he's calling for Oswald Mosely 2: This Time With Better Facial Hair to take over the Tories, right?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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would definitely have tea with Peter Hitchens if given the opportunity

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Mister Adequate posted:

I'm trying and failing to even guess at May's thought processes in staying on. She knows she got a shellacking that, while severe only in party terms compared to Cameron loving the entire country over like it's a dead pig, is otherwise pretty drat close to unprecedented in modern British political history. No other fucker's ever hoisted themselves that badly when there was no need to whatsoever. She had to know the knives would be out, hell they were already starting on election night (cf. Anna Soubry), and that she'd be an unbelievably crippled premier in every regard whilst the once-friendly media savages her for loving up and is trying to get Boris in.

I suppose it's just difficult for me to wrap my head around that degree of self-assuredness and arrogance. I can understand the regular Tory amount of it but having enough to be on course for destroying the entire party is another matter.

Reminder that she had to call this election because her majority was under threat after it came out they broke the rules to win the last one in about 30 odd seats. She was also right to avoid the cameras because she's as personable as a razorwire tampon.

Ultimately this is another Cameron failure. He threw everything at the 2015 election, made promises for a dangerous EU referendum that he lost and also cheated and got caught.

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

You realise that he's calling for Oswald Mosely 2: This Time With Better Facial Hair to take over the Tories, right?

Nah he wants one of the toffs from the pre-thatcher tory party to come back and take over. he likes davis best out of the current cabinet, I think

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