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Business Gorillas posted:Vinegar heavy sauces are perfect for fried seafood its also perfect for putting on apples, preferably sour ones seriously go eat a loving apple with some hot sauce
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Louisgod posted:2017 owns
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Business Gorillas posted:Vinegar heavy sauces are perfect for fried seafood, which is also the perfect method of putting hot sauce in your face I'm not gonna hot sauce shame anybody frand, I just generally don't much like the vinegar sauces and have found that chipotle heavy ones work in their place most times. With seafood tho I like malt vinegar I like tobasco as vinegar heavy because it's potent and distinct. The only bad hot sauces are ones with extract
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A decade or so ago my company asked a big credit card processor for info on the relationship between the internal transaction identifiers they gave us through a back channel corresponded to the alphanumeric transaction IDs you see on your statements. The only "documentation" they could send us was IBM 370 assembly language with comments dated to the 80s. Fun fact: the code includes lots of checks to make sure that a transaction ID doesn't accidentally include substrings like FUK or C0K
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Bethamphetamine posted:That's untrue, and I take an odd pride that I've known I was gay from a very young age, but because my family was very, very catholic I still hosed more women than some of the sad sacks you can find on the internet. tfw you're gay but still feel the urge to internet brag about all the puss you slayed I guess that only lends credibility to your backstory though, so it works out
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emfive posted:A decade or so ago my company asked a big credit card processor for info on the relationship between the internal transaction identifiers they gave us through a back channel corresponded to the alphanumeric transaction IDs you see on your statements. The only "documentation" they could send us was IBM 370 assembly language with comments dated to the 80s. wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to completely wipe itself while im in a country with no extradition treaty
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Agean90 posted:wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to completely wipe itself while im in a country with no extradition treaty Lol I can't even imagine what the code base that runs everything on Wall Street looks like. It's probably impervious to sabotage for the same reasons it is impervious to improvement
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emfive posted:Has anybody posted that either something's hosed with the NYSE software or else we're a few minutes into the death of Capitalism? What?
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Agean90 posted:wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to completely wipe itself while im in a country with no extradition treaty i wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to show goatse
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Epic High Five posted:I'm not gonna hot sauce shame anybody frand, I just generally don't much like the vinegar sauces and have found that chipotle heavy ones work in their place most times. With seafood tho I like malt vinegar Listen up you're gonna get my food opinions and you're gonna like it
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triple sulk posted:i'm glad that the stocks are dead Trmp made too many "LOOK AT THE MARKETS MAGA" posts
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Louisgod posted:I thought this was fake and had to check *techman walking on thin air like wile e coyote* ahhh another day on my fabulous tech bubble jet, i think i'll take a relaxing glance downwards
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Epic High Five posted:Lol I can't even imagine what the code base that runs everything on Wall Street looks like. It's probably impervious to sabotage for the same reasons it is impervious to improvement it works because we think it does.
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Agean90 posted:wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to completely wipe itself while im in a country with no extradition treaty A major fundamental thing you learn from working even peripherally in the financial tech industry is that the fact anything works at all is an incredible miracle. Like, there's nothing one person could to do make the system more loving awful than it actually is. OK here's another good one (and note that I'm hardly a super-hard-core insider): working with a big giant bank, my startup was implementing a way to provide access to ACH payments - the way you move money between financial institutions (automated clearing house). It's arcane and weird. Anyway one of our QA people did a test to verify that ludicrously large transactions from bogus source accounts would properly fail. It didn't. Suddenly the US money supply increased by like $100,000,000. The bank people were really mad and had to be talked off the ceiling by explaining that we had verified that the mechanism (which they had asked us to do) probably wouldn't be a good idea to expose to customers.
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Epic High Five posted:Lol I can't even imagine what the code base that runs everything on Wall Street looks like. It's probably impervious to sabotage for the same reasons it is impervious to improvement im operating under the assumption that if if one part gets removed the whole thing will seize up like a failed rube goldberg machine
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Agean90 posted:wish i was good at computer poo poo beyond video games so i could learn 2 code and infiltrate the wall street IT apparatus and program it to completely wipe itself while im in a country with no extradition treaty you would have to worry about being assassinated more than extradited.
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https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/881964213853356032 our powerful genderless babies
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Admiral Ray posted:it works because we think it does. This is literally true, and the amount of manual intervention in stuff like people's credit card accounts to fix broken poo poo is beyond belief. Seriously, the economy absolutely should not function if you look at everything from an engineering point of view.
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NYT posted:Dealing a legal blow to the Trump administration, a federal appeals court ruled on Monday that the Environmental Protection Agency cannot suspend an Obama-era rule to restrict methane emissions from new oil and gas wells. lol that it's gotten to the point we need to prevent the EPA from doing things in order to protect the environment
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Surprised fuckabee learned new words and edgy poo poo. So how many economic death bubbles are there. I know auto mortgages and tech unicorns.
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/881964213853356032 Generation U
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Annual Prophet posted:this is undoubtedly cyber Lol. The internet really was a mistake.
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Like, you'd think (if you spent the time to contemplate it) that the system that processes your credit card transactions at the gas station or grocery store or whatever would be able to identify every single transaction. I mean, all it would take is a number, and computers can deal with huge numbers, so that should be easy. Nope.
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/881964213853356032 Searyl Doty claims to be a porpoise.
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/881964213853356032 Childhood's End is real, and it is my friend
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Chris James 2 posted:lol that it's gotten to the point we need to prevent the EPA from doing things in order to protect the environment i like how they don't even dance around the fact that trump is just trying to erase everything obama did and nothing else
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/GlobalBC/status/881964213853356032 it’s sad thinking about all the gendered babies who died, but even sadder to think about the earth we fled because of the genderless babies who can’t
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Admiral Ray posted:you would have to worry about being assassinated more than extradited. if they kill me then im not around to get rid of the code that wrecks things even worse
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