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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Bob James posted:

Any Star Trek movie.

What about Galaxy Quest?

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Not An Irish Monk
May 1, 2009

Volcott posted:

What about Galaxy Quest?

Galaxy Quest owned and it still owns today.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Drunken Baker posted:

Film still owns. Real solid horror/comedy/action siege movie and yeah, Billy Zane is fantastic in it. Plus it has the best line committed to celluloid.

It's not even the best line in the movie...


Billy Zane posted:

gently caress this cowboy poo poo! You loving ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key! Then we could get on with our lives.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Vakal posted:

Suck my rear end
Touchy touchy

Vakal posted:

The main point was how it was originally titled Bug Hunt at Outpost Nine then changed to Starship Troopers later.

Nobody gives a poo poo what it was originally named

It lifted just enough of the themes, plot and dialog necessary

It replaced the Mary Sue fantasy military government of the book with the first-hand lived experience of real Fascism

It took a big hot steamy dump all over the Boy Scout boot-licking you love so much

It is a perfect film

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Vakal posted:

The main point was how it was originally titled Bug Hunt at Outpost Nine then changed to Starship Troopers later.


Trying to get into Paul Verhoeven's mind about why he does anything is just an exercise in madness.

I have a tough time believing that Tri-Star and Sony would allow the name 'Bug Hunt at Outpost Nine' for a $100 million+ budget movie. It sounds like that was the title of the initial draft. When it was renamed 'Starship Troopers' there were still rewrites being made to make the movie more closely resemble the book (which is still a very loose comparison).

On a side note.....it appears that a remake is in the works. Something much closer to the novel.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

mike12345 posted:

I thought The Faculty was really cool, still think it should've gotten more attention. I liked that to defeat the aliens, you need to cook/deal drugs first.

I recall circa late 90s when it was getting released it was getting a lot of attention from the then young internet geek sites like AICN and others. But I remember it sort of came and went in theaters rather quickly and I don't know why that was given how many things it had going for it. Young cast with a few recognizable faces, young director and writer who were pretty hot at the time, it was part of the new era of teen horror, and it was even a year before Columbine happened so you didn't get a teen violence backlash like you did with stuff like Teaching Mrs. Tingle.

According to wiki, it had about a $15M budget with a $40M domestic, so at that time it probably was good for a company like Miramax.

Robokomodo posted:

When I was a kid, my mom was obsessed with "Adventures in Babysitting" so I've probably seen it at least 150 times. I didn't really get tired of it because Elisabeth Shue is smoking hot. Anyone seen it recently?

The Disney Channel apparently remade it a while back, which surprised me to no end. I would have assumed it was such a big 80s-era adventure comedy that you could have out and out remade it theatrically with a more popular cast, larger budget, some in-jokes, and changed stuff around a bit.

The News at 5
Dec 25, 2009

I'm Chance Everyman.
I used to watch "Rock-a-Doodle" a lot as a kid, I think because it was on TV all the time. Some friends of mine were watching it when I was in college, and I was surprised not just at how nonsensical the plot really is, but just how ugly it looks. It's so dark and muddy.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
It blew my mind to learn in high school later that Rock-a-Doodle was very, VERY loosely based on one of the Canterbury Tales. I'd like to say I don't remember the animation being that bad (it's a Don Bluth, right?) but I haven't seen it in a hundred years. Probably the last time I saw A Troll in Central Park too.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

lalaland posted:

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold

I loved this loving movie because I thought james earl jones with his axe was so cool

I loved that movie too! We had it on VHS. I didn't know there were actually other Allan Quartermain movies, but now I want to watch them.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Brink was not a good movie in the first place but I still want to be a part of team x blades.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

George H.W. oval office posted:

Brink was not a good movie in the first place but I still want to be a part of team x blades.

But they lost.

They lost to Team Pup 'n' Suds.

Suzie Q is a good movie about how if you try your very best you can gently caress a ghost.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Say Nothing posted:

I read Heinlein's Starship Troopers as a kid. Watching the movie years later, they had changed so much stuff, I didn't even realize it was based on the book.

I read that and enough Heinlein to realize his books are crap. Yes, even Stranger In A Strange Land. He is the most overrated sci-fi author.

Starship Troopers the movie is at least coherent as a story, and doesn't try to take you on a wonderland of the author's repressed desires. Yes, it sucks, but Heinlein sucks more.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yes. Verehoven--a director known for three of the best Scifi satires ever made, which all feature fascist or vaguely fascist/corporatist governing bodies--wasn't aware of the immense Scifi subgenre of hard right and occasionally fascist "future military" porn and how to make fun of it.

Truly we cannot tell why he decides to make the decisions he does.

ZincBoy
May 7, 2006

Think again Jimmy!

Bonzo posted:

Anyone remember Condorman?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5LZmx9Vrg

6 year old me thought this was incredible.

I have been waiting for someone else to post this pile of crap. I had a 7th birthday party with this as the prime feature. It was rented by my parents on Betamax on my insistence. I saw it as a six year old and thought it was the best thing ever. A man that learns to fly! With wings! and a car with rockets!

As I watched it with my seven year old friends, I had the horrible sinking feeling that I was subjecting them to a horrible fate. No one was laughing. Everyone had a fixed smile on their face. As if to say, why have you inflicted this on me. I could only look on and try to offer loot bags full of slightly less suffering (suckers). After this, I was a pariah, all because of this horrible movie that I forced my class mates to watch.

One piece of advice to all future parents is to veto all truly terrible movies as needed. Your offspring wont thank you now but they will thank you later.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





mind the walrus posted:

Yes. Verehoven--a director known for three of the best Scifi satires ever made, which all feature fascist or vaguely fascist/corporatist governing bodies--wasn't aware of the immense Scifi subgenre of hard right and occasionally fascist "future military" porn and how to make fun of it.

Truly we cannot tell why he decides to make the decisions he does.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Jesustheastronaut! posted:



That damned girl chicken from rockadoodle may have been what triggered my sexual awakening. maybe not but at the same time maybe so

If I get a cat, I'm naming it Edward

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Demolition Man, but it looped back around to being :krad: when I hit my twenties

Dune
Lost in Space
The Time Machine (the one that came out in like 2001)
Little Nicky
Jingle All the Way

Pretty good fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jul 4, 2017

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



The Walrus posted:

i friggin LOVED mission impossible 2. the mask fakeouts, the motorcycle wheelies, all of it
oh my god this loving movie too, christ alive :cripes:

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Grandmas Boy

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I "inherited" a "treasure trove" of DVDs a few months back and it was amazing, just amazing. Remember Kangaroo Jack? Yeah, me neither. It was literally a collection of every crap comedy movie from 2002-2010. None of the hits, literally nothing good- just stupid B-comedies that you forgot everything about except the obnoxious trailer. And the thing that blew my mind was these were all nice, new condition (purchased when new for $24.95 or whatever). I just couldn't believe that people would pay money for these particular movies. I've since blocked out which other ones were there.


Hey this movie was the best at age 15, same with Waiting

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Hey this movie was the best at age 15, same with Waiting

Exactly my point.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Exactly my point.

Well I'm 16 now so I STILL think its awesome :colbert:

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

lalaland posted:

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold

I loved this loving movie because I thought james earl jones with his axe was so cool

I love the King Solomans mines one the best. Still probably bad though, just more cool stuff. Like a low rent gun shooty Indiana Jones.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I just watched Airplane and it holds up perfectly. I think Airplane might be the perfect comedy.

Meck Pomses
Jan 7, 2011

I QUESTIONED BUYING AN AVATAR WHEN I GET A FREE "STUPID NEWBIE" ONE WHEN REGISTERING SO SOMEONE GAVE ME FANART OF BIG BOSS DRESSED AS BAYONETTA DRAWN BY N ARTIST WHO TRIED TO MAKE A COLLABORATIVE BBW FIGHTING GAME FOR MY AVATAR OUT OF SPITE

The Dennis System posted:

Neverending Story.

I read the novel as a kid and was completely disappointed by the movie.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Starman Super DX posted:

Oh and the kids at the arcade offering him crack.

How else are you supposed to get crack when you're eight years old?

Let me grab a pen.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Hell Comes to Frogtown

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
The shadow

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Independence Day also sucks more than I remembered, and stuff like this just explodes your childhood notion of greatness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Cho9WeDBo

Nope, just watched this in a theater and it was as good or better than when I was a child.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Recently saw Rock-a-Doodle with the gf for the first time since I was young, and holy poo poo the lispy way that main kid talks the entire movie drove me up the loving wall.

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
Tremors
The Mighty Ducks
The Untouchables
Gladiator- still good, but its not nearly as good as I remember it being.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I liked pretty much anything Disney as a kid, including The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast.

My reaction to seeing them anew as an adult:

:chloe:


On the other hand, I didn't realize that The Lion King is a goddamned masterpiece until I was an adult.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

HAT FETISH posted:

Demolition Man, but it looped back around to being :krad: when I hit my twenties


Demolition Man has always been good.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

I read that and enough Heinlein to realize his books are crap. Yes, even Stranger In A Strange Land. He is the most overrated sci-fi author.

Starship Troopers the movie is at least coherent as a story, and doesn't try to take you on a wonderland of the author's repressed desires. Yes, it sucks, but Heinlein sucks more.

Come to think of it, what the hell was with Heinlein and his creepy obsession with incest?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Egbert Souse posted:

I liked pretty much anything Disney as a kid, including The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast.

My reaction to seeing them anew as an adult:

:chloe:


On the other hand, I didn't realize that The Lion King is a goddamned masterpiece until I was an adult.

Hey The Little Mermaid and especially Beauty and the Beast still stand the test of time for me, even though Lion King is leaps and bounds ahead of like everything.

Now, rewatching Cinderella was torture, and beside the art being impressive, Bambi is goddamn atrocious.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Also who the gently caress let me watch Rock & Rule as a child?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q62RjHfX5yM

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
Jfc I loved Warriors of Virtue and Ninja Turtles 3 soooo much when I was little. Dudes in suits and whorey orientalism was evidently extremely my poo poo.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Say Nothing posted:

Come to think of it, what the hell was with Heinlein and his creepy obsession with incest?

Science fiction authors are, as a general rule, mentally ill.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

like a cigarette should posted:

Hey The Little Mermaid and especially Beauty and the Beast still stand the test of time for me, even though Lion King is leaps and bounds ahead of like everything.

Now, rewatching Cinderella was torture, and beside the art being impressive, Bambi is goddamn atrocious.

The animation is pretty rough. They honestly look like TV quality. Even The Rescuers Down Under had better animation in general. There's a few nice setpieces like the storm and "Kiss the Girl", but it's still subpar. I think it was the first film where they started experimenting with the digital color system, so maybe that's why it looks off.

Beauty is probably more me because the Cocteau film is one of my favorites and Disney's film is so pedestrian. The biggest missed opportunity is that Avenant is actually a somewhat likable character in Cocteau's film, while they turned him into an obnoxious idiot as Gaston. It's more annoying since Gaston is obviously modeled after Jean Maris, as is Le Fou after Avenant's friend.

I get why they didn't want to stay close to Cocteau's film since it would be too close to Cinderella, but it's still weak storytelling.

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