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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

IT WAS THE DEMS WHO MADE THIS MEETING HAPPEN

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Lastgirl posted:

Why even have a laywer, lawyer would just quit because he would know that he's only scratching the surface and if he gets any more deeper he's going to have a polonium gift basket courtesy of the Russians

dang its like a grisham novel on an airplane

Didn't he just hire a lawyer like yesterday or the day before?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zikan posted:

HE

JUST

HIRED

ONE

LAST

WEEK

was it Leonard J. Crabs or Lionel Hutz? because i'm pretty sure "go ahead and post all the evidence against you on twitter" is not standard legal advice.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

less cop talk more Ilsa The She-Wolf talk pls

still catching up on this mornings madness and im really sorry if this already came up but one of my favorite bits of trivia is that ilsa she wolf of the ss was shot on the set of hogans heroes

not just like in the same building but the exact set with all the wwii trimmings i dont know if it was after the full run of hogans or if it was done between hogans shoots but thats some funny poo poo to me like someone was expecting some silly cartoony romp with hoooooogaaaaaan and instead some severe blonde is working over some prisoners in a very unsitcomlike manner

imagining the audience all i like it but this is a very different direction the show is taking this season lets see where it goes

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Also Don Jr. is in poo poo so deep, daddy is gonna attack North Korea.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Joementum posted:

the next bond villain should be a guy who tweets "I'm going to kill James Bond and here's my plan to take over the world. TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg"

ok stephen a smith would be delighted i think to do this

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

"get cho popcorn ready"

-TO

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush:"I am getting so many people saying that this is it, that it's over! I don't believe it folks! What do you think in there(To his producers)... Oh... you guys think it's over...."

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/stacykcole/status/884821155722514432

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

Can someone wayback me and remind me exactly what content the Hillary emails were supposed to be so incriminating of in the first place?

I think the most damaging poo poo that came or was some of the content of the speeches she made to Wall Street after she retired as SecState. As I recall this mostly damaged her from the left.

Other emails has poo poo like Podesta doing yoga and sharing recipies. Another thing that was bad was emails to Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Again I think most of the damage was to the left. The Bernie/Clinton division was a weakness of hers all along.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump supporters are literally retarded

pun intended

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
owned

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/884822606318374912

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

angerbeet posted:

I hope it's Spicey, and also that a reporter just films it on their phone anyway

This is where the Press just needs to turn on the loving camera. The image of Spicer yelling to turn the camera off followed by Secret Service forcibly removing the cameraman will put a nice tophat on this tinpot dictatorship of an administration.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

"I mean, they knew she owned slaves but apparently thought that wasn't damaging and was, I quote, "extremely good"" she clarified

"lmao" she further added

fake news!!! hillary never owned slaves (she leased them at competitive rates!)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

thrawn527 posted:

Didn't he just hire a lawyer like yesterday or the day before?

Yes

its just not cost effective to have a lawyer on retainer, i did a business

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

was it Leonard J. Crabs or Lionel Hutz? because i'm pretty sure "go ahead and post all the evidence against you on twitter" is not standard legal advice.

Are you still sure Russia did nothing wrong as well?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

was it Leonard J. Crabs or Lionel Hutz? because i'm pretty sure "go ahead and post all the evidence against you on twitter" is not standard legal advice.

barry zuckerkorn of course

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oiled and Ready posted:

This is how the descent into fascism works, guys

You admit worse and worse crimes in more and more mindboggling ways, and so long as you face no consequences, the fabric of the nation warps a little further as it struggles to accommodates your idiocy

No, this is silly. South Korea last year had their brains completely broken by finding out their President was in thrall to a literal loving shaman

They threw the President out and replaced her

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/politico/status/884822864742027264

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush: "JR wanted to be a player..."

JR is getting thrown under the bus so hard.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

don jr, on twitter, with the screenshot tool

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/pareene/status/884822806562652160

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Phoenix Wright: Donald Junior! If you didn't collude with the Russians, why did you meet with the Russian lawyer???

*Phoenix slams hands on desk, zoom in*

Phoenix Wright: Admit it! You've been working with the kremlin...

*Phoenix points, screen flashes dramatically*

Phoenix Wright: The entire time!

*cornered music starts, screen cuts to Don Jr*

Donald Jr: Okay I admit it. Here's all my emails, detailing this collusion. And here's also the names of everyone else involved in this act.

*cornered music turns to fart noises and dies out, wright sits down and slowly begins to melt into his chair while staring at the pile of random office detritus and carefully prepared notes that just became useless, and indeed, his whole purpose in life as well. his assistant fey chick is suddenly possessed by the spirit of richard nixon and is laughing mockingly. edgeworth slowly reaches for gun taped to the bottom of his desk*

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I hope Don Junior's lawyer fires him as a client.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Joementum posted:

i mean, if you go back through my posts, i've made it clear many times that my skepticism was about the sourcing of the hacks, not collusion per se, but i know nobody cares, so go ahead and dunk on me for a while, it's fine :)


(i have entered the "rolling with the punches" phase. next up is "i was trolling all along".)

You were skeptical about the hacking, not the collusion, but wasn't this meeting specifically to sell the Clinton emails to the Trump campaign?

Still circumstantial but tons of journalists were digging up that Trump abruptly began talking about the Clinton emails like immediately after this meeting

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Montasque posted:

How did Pence have access to Jr.'s email?

The only one in the WH with access to that email was Kush. This all came from the Kush camp.

This is the only thing that makes sense. Especially since it implicates Jared in a federal crime too. Instead of a brilliant coup he just turbofucked himself and jr for no reason.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

yeah jared we're all bummed he narced on you too

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Tiler Kiwi posted:

Phoenix Wright: Donald Junior! If you didn't collude with the Russians, why did you meet with the Russian lawyer???

*Phoenix slams hands on desk, zoom in*

Phoenix Wright: Admit it! You've been working with the kremlin...

*Phoenix points, screen flashes dramatically*

Phoenix Wright: The entire time!

*cornered music starts, screen cuts to Don Jr*

Donald Jr: Okay I admit it. Here's all my emails, detailing this collusion. And here's also the names of everyone else involved in this act.

*cornered music turns to fart noises and dies out, wright sits down and slowly begins to melt into his chair while staring at the pile of random office detritus and carefully prepared notes that just became useless, and indeed, his whole purpose in life as well. his assistant fey chick is suddenly possessed by the spirit of richard nixon and is laughing mockingly. edgeworth slowly reaches for gun taped to the bottom of his desk*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump family :sever: Don Jr.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sexual Lorax posted:

still catching up on this mornings madness and im really sorry if this already came up but one of my favorite bits of trivia is that ilsa she wolf of the ss was shot on the set of hogans heroes

not just like in the same building but the exact set with all the wwii trimmings i dont know if it was after the full run of hogans or if it was done between hogans shoots but thats some funny poo poo to me like someone was expecting some silly cartoony romp with hoooooogaaaaaan and instead some severe blonde is working over some prisoners in a very unsitcomlike manner

imagining the audience all i like it but this is a very different direction the show is taking this season lets see where it goes

Bob Crane used to like to make porno movies with his buddy.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Tiler Kiwi posted:

Phoenix Wright: Donald Junior! If you didn't collude with the Russians, why did you meet with the Russian lawyer???

*Phoenix slams hands on desk, zoom in*

Phoenix Wright: Admit it! You've been working with the kremlin...

*Phoenix points, screen flashes dramatically*

Phoenix Wright: The entire time!

*cornered music starts, screen cuts to Don Jr*

Donald Jr: Okay I admit it. Here's all my emails, detailing this collusion. And here's also the names of everyone else involved in this act.

*cornered music turns to fart noises and dies out, wright sits down and slowly begins to melt into his chair while staring at the pile of random office detritus and carefully prepared notes that just became useless, and indeed, his whole purpose in life as well. his assistant fey chick is suddenly possessed by the spirit of richard nixon and is laughing mockingly. edgeworth slowly reaches for gun taped to the bottom of his desk*

so in this timeline edgeworth was prosecuting hillary right

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Joementum posted:

i mean, if you go back through my posts, i've made it clear many times that my skepticism was about the sourcing of the hacks, not collusion per se, but i know nobody cares, so go ahead and dunk on me for a while, it's fine :)


(i have entered the "rolling with the punches" phase. next up is "i was trolling all along".)

I'm just gonna crawl out of the woodwork and say "I always felt the sourcing of the hacks was the one thing we could be confident on because the entire Intelligence Community was very public about being in agreement on this, and the only things that really seemed up for debate was how directly Trump himself could be tied to working with the Russians on that front."

Ok Joe, gonna go crawl back in now thanks for your time

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

FREDO.. FREDO...

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

i mean, if you go back through my posts, i've made it clear many times that my skepticism was about the sourcing of the hacks, not collusion per se, but i know nobody cares, so go ahead and dunk on me for a while, it's fine :)


(i have entered the "rolling with the punches" phase. next up is "i was trolling all along".)

I'll vouch for joementum, he always seemed to be unconvinced of the Russian hacking allegations being the thing that actually mattered, this is not that.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Montasque posted:

Rush:"I am getting so many people saying that this is it, that it's over! I don't believe it folks! What do you think in there(To his producers)... Oh... you guys think it's over...."

loving LOL

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




time to look like a moron in front of apeanut gallery, "please...clap" sign will have to be changed daily from overuse

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Jazerus posted:

so in this timeline edgeworth was prosecuting hillary right

lock her up

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Jan 20, 2017


Montasque posted:

Rush came back from a 10 minute commercial break, says that he's still trying to figure this out, and then goes back to commercials.

This is even better than Drudge completely giving up and plastering "THE EMAIL" onto Drudge Report

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush has finally got his angles...

1. Don Jr is an idiot who fell for a Russian honey pot and nothing was exchanged. - NO CRIME!
2. The DEMS were given anti-Trump information by the Ukrainians. - DEMS DID A CRIME!

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