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tuyop posted:Now that I think about it, I could also use a few for my classroom. Who needs a $300 pull-down map when you can project one! That's like a 1000% more legitimate use then the three things I came up with.
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bongwizzard posted:That's like a 1000% more legitimate use then the three things I came up with. Yeah, but my dad went hog wild for those things a few years ago and they all suck unless you're projecting in a pitch black room, or maybe if you spend $600 on one. I did once project a movie from my phone onto the ceiling of my tent with a tiny one with a 30-pin connector and that was pretty alright. Then I sold it for 80 dollars on Kijiji because I never touched it again. I also saw one use case where someone had projected a little bike lane thing behind them while they were on city streets, and I kind of regretted selling mine at that point but it probably wouldn't have been bright enough, even for night riding.
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Don't Ask posted:Now on Kickstarter: A portable blinding cube! Blind your kids at home, blind your co-workers at the office! All your blinding needs in a portable, easy to carry cube form! I can think of few ideas worse than an affordable class 4 laser marketed to idiots. Aren't there like, laws against this sort of thing? Either way, I hope they put enough aside to pay for a good insurance policy.
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tuyop posted:Yeah, but my dad went hog wild for those things a few years ago and they all suck unless you're projecting in a pitch black room, or maybe if you spend $600 on one. All mine involved goatse-ing my wife in increasingly elaborate ways.
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ReidRansom posted:I can think of few ideas worse than an affordable class 4 laser marketed to idiots. The thing is on a little plastic tripod! This is like the Cornballer from Arrested Development levels of bad idea. E: Went to the comments and found this: quote:Thanks for your great idea. We had tried but encountered difficulty. It is not easy to detecting human face, skin, and other dangerous objects and then shut down quickly enough. We will keep developing this approach. Alternately, we provide CubiioShield and googles for backer’s safety. Further, we will do warning labels and safety instructions, both on the product and in the App. We will do everything to inform users how laser might be harmful. Thanks for your reminding. I guess at least it comes with goggles, though they didn't use them in the pitch video because it wouldn't have looked cool. Still doesn't help the poor kid/cat/hamster that happens upon the thing while it's in operation. Owlbear Camus has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Still doesn't help the poor kid/cat/hamster that happens upon the thing while it's in operation. I'd think some idiot would want to use this thing to tattoo themselves
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Why in the world would you want to laser engrave a cookie?
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atholbrose posted:Why in the world would you want to laser engrave a cookie? If you were to ask that question to my high school self, he would have answered: ![]()
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I'm gonna buy one on aliexpress for 5 so I can get cancer and go blind at the same time, but at least I'll get to burn dicks on anything I see.
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PathAsc posted:I'm gonna buy one on aliexpress for 5 so I can get cancer and go blind at the same time, but at least I'll get to burn dicks on anything I see. loving millennials needing technology for everything. Back in the olden days we would hand forge a dick-shaped iron and heat it over a coal fire when we wanted to burn dicks on things.
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bongwizzard posted:loving millennials needing technology for everything. Back in the olden days we would hand forge a dick-shaped iron and heat it over a coal fire when we wanted to burn dicks on things. Who said I was going to stop doing that too? I'm not putting away my coat hanger bent into a dick shape attached to an extension cord either. I can burn 3 dicks at once!
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PathAsc posted:Who said I was going to stop doing that too? I'm not putting away my coat hanger bent into a dick shape attached to an extension cord either. I can burn 3 dicks at once! Paging user Dick Trauma to the thread, please, Mr. Trauma to the thread.
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PathAsc posted:Who said I was going to stop doing that too? I'm not putting away my coat hanger bent into a dick shape attached to an extension cord either. I can burn 3 dicks at once! Just have your target move! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2jyn6mlSIU
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PathAsc posted:Who said I was going to stop doing that too? I'm not putting away my coat hanger bent into a dick shape attached to an extension cord either. I can burn 3 dicks at once! You're flying too close to the sun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7WmUXtizEA Doesn't have the production values of Captain Disillusion taking down the Cicret Bracelet but still a pro from a technical field tearing down hot Kickstarter garbage.
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Can this thread be about crappy Shark Tank pitches too? Because I'm binging the most recent season on Netflix and I find this one incredibly sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBDqNv7Elvc
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7WmUXtizEA Really good
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The top comment on that video says that 800mW is enough to instantly blind you so boy I can't wait for the handheld blinder to hit the market
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I can't wait for the angry comments to start rolling in on the Kickstart page YOURG PROGUCT BFLINFSIDED MG YIG CONTIN G WHPPRESINS
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AlmightyBob posted:The top comment on that video says that 800mW is enough to instantly blind you so boy I can't wait for the handheld blinder to hit the market That laser is apparently powerful enough to cut through an 1/8" of wood, of course it'll destroy parts of your retina after being focused by your eye's lens.
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This thread delivers forever, I can't wait for these cubes to be out in the wild
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there's no way they'll be able to ship these to euro backers, right? western europe actually seems to have consumer protection standards where stuff that's absolutely certain to injure people gets shitcanned
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Can I use cubiio for shaving?
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:there's no way they'll be able to ship these to euro backers, right? Probably, I could never receive my kickstarted toy shotgun to shoot salt at flies because of EU laws so...
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Can I use cubiio for shaving? Depends, how tan do you like to be?
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Can I use cubiio for shaving? Oh god, did anything end up happening with that asinine laser razor?
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Mad Hamish posted:Oh god, did anything end up happening with that asinine laser razor? No, but now it’s back in laser form.
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The MSJ posted:Can this thread be about crappy Shark Tank pitches too? Because I'm binging the most recent season on Netflix and I find this one incredibly sad. Considering how many kickstarters there are for existing products she belongs in this thread.
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The MSJ posted:Can this thread be about crappy Shark Tank pitches too? Because I'm binging the most recent season on Netflix and I find this one incredibly sad. Bulletball: sport of kings.
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The MSJ posted:Can this thread be about crappy Shark Tank pitches too? Because I'm binging the most recent season on Netflix and I find this one incredibly sad. does the one bald shark actually have veto power over the rest like that?
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:does the one bald shark actually have veto power over the rest like that? He wishes.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:there's no way they'll ship these, right? FTFY
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Is there a tip line for customs in euro countries because I really don't want that garbage to get in
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I was kinda interested in these https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/doublepods-wirelessly-share-your-music-w-one-click-bluetooth-headphones#/%23perk_pref_title until I realised i could accomplish the same thing with a $5 audio thing.
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Two wireless headphones tuned to the same frequency? What sorcery is this? Seriously my grandparents have had something like that for twenty years. I mean it didn't have all those extra feature you're not gonna use anyway but it was a lot cheaper and it's still pretty handy to be able to hear the TV without the rest of the block also being able to.
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Can't you do that with normal Bluetooth? Every time I connect my phone Bluetooth to my headphones before I turn my car off it connects to both, and it flat out says it can connect to two Bluetooth devices at once. Are they assuming people are idiots and don't know that Bluetooth already exists, or am I the idiot? e: it's probably me
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TheKennedys posted:Can't you do that with normal Bluetooth? Every time I connect my phone Bluetooth to my headphones before I turn my car off it connects to both, and it flat out says it can connect to two Bluetooth devices at once. Are they assuming people are idiots and don't know that Bluetooth already exists, or am I the idiot? you're referring to A2DP and you can only make a single connection at a time. Did you actually test it out or are you only basing on what you saw on your phone? My iPhone will do this too. It doesn't mean it actually works As of now the only phone that can establish multiple bluetooth audio connections at once is the Samsung Galaxy S8 since it supports bluetooth 5. I think it's called "dual audio" mode
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Another terrible looking RPG that's probably 100% 3D clipart. Exzore: The Rising
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Elderbean posted:Another terrible looking RPG that's probably 100% 3D clipart. quote:Dynamic World – Feel the game world react to various natural factors like time, seasons, weather (rain, snowfall, the wind), day-night cycle etc. Player interaction and exploration alter the game world, making it more alive. ![]()
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Nice try Peter molyneux.
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