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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Tiny Bug Child posted:

My [35 F] daughter [12 F] wants to wear an anime-themed Halloween costume. My husband [40 M] and I disagree on if it's appropriate or not.Non-Romantic

i googled it and found the clip she mentions in question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxdhI34giNI

please fire this man from a cannon directly into the sun

he is literally watching a harem anime about a bunch of preteens who write and draw porn for a living with his 12 year old daughter

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 10, 2017

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
At least mac and cheese guy is totally prepared to cook for himself after the divorce.

I like how she danced around having the "I don't want to bury you in a piano box" conversation she had at some point.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

"If you don't react to me, your dick is useless" says 12(?) year old girl to a grown man. Somewhere in my body I begin to develop a disease later identified by doctors as endless shrieking bone syndrome.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Has no one posted a picture or video link to the pedo anime? Or is she tiptoeing in her jordans

e: in the reddit wonderland

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*Notices cheesy residue at the bottom of the shower drain*

*Lifts up top of toilet tank to discover single serving Kraft bowls floating in tank*

Barudak
May 7, 2007

*Catches husband microwaving bakingsoda and Kraft Cheese powder to make Krack*

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
*husband watches pedoanime with 12 yrold babygirl and buys sexyoutfits for daddys little angel since age of 4 and wife just crosses arms and stares into a sitcom audience"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


fruit on the bottom posted:

It's ok she's actually 600 years old

The mother of all age-gaps, it'll never work out.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Barudak posted:

"If you don't react to me, your dick is useless" says 12(?) year old girl to a grown man. Somewhere in my body I begin to develop a disease later identified by doctors as endless shrieking bone syndrome.
From what little I gleaned from the wiki for this anime before I had to look away, that 12 year old brags all the time about her sexual prowess but when actually put into a sexual situation at the hands of another 12 year old girl, she ends up crying and screaming, and this is funny, because haha, what a poser!

:flame:

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

The Letter A posted:

Is it a bunch of giant nerds pointing out inconsistencies in his story? Because there are like 3 things in that story that make absolutely no sense from a music history / theory perspective

found the boyfriend :v:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

datajugend posted:

Has no one posted a picture or video link to the pedo anime? Or is she tiptoeing in her jordans

e: in the reddit wonderland

top of the page

the anime is called Eromanga which is really all you should need to know this isn't appropriate for children

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The best thing about Krack is that you can clean your pipe with Cheetohs instead of Choreboys.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Haifisch posted:

Today on "I don't care if it's fake or not":

I (28/f) tried winning my ex (29/f) back with dinosaur puns

I would take her back.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Hahahaha holy gently caress I'm dying

Me too.


The Letter A posted:

Well, problem solved then i guess :suicide:


Mom and dad both deserve :murder:

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
*mom comes in from work to find her daughter on a ladder with animesexclothes on, dad is hidden behind the couch mumbling about sexual awakening and crawling out the window, mom looks at sitcom audience "what is goooing ooooonnn?"*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Mirthless posted:

top of the page

the anime is called Eromanga which is really all you should need to know this isn't appropriate for children

yeah but to her, the mom. are there pages upon pages of people showing pictures and rolls of video into her eyes and she sees? does she see? or will she get around to it after dad and daughter ahve tricked and treated

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
That persons username is ernomanga. I looked up their post history and its like 5 pages of responding to that thread'

Maybe a troll or someone getting off to talking about their incest fantasy?

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

cumshitter posted:

That persons username is ernomanga. I looked up their post history and its like 5 pages of responding to that thread'

Maybe a troll or someone getting off to talking about their incest fantasy?

GOD I hope so.

Edit: If real, I wish she hadn't made a throwaway account for it on the off chance that someone would internet detective her and call CPS.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It sounds super fake. Starting with someone who likes that anime having a functional marriage and child.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mirthless posted:

the anime is called Eromanga which is really all you should need to know this isn't appropriate for children

Or anyone else.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Inescapable Duck posted:

It sounds super fake. Starting with someone who likes that anime having a functional marriage and child.

Who said anything about functional?

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

I was going to say 'she didn't even know who Miyazaki is' but yanno while he's deservedly a pretty famous guy, he's a huge cultural touchstone for Japan, not the USA. Still, it's not like he's obscure even in the USA, right?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
OP deleted their anime post btw.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Miyazaki/Ghibli is not known outside of people who watch Anime. Most of my family and a few friends would have no idea of who that is.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Serephina posted:

Miyazaki/Ghibli is not known outside of people who watch Anime. Most of my family and a few friends would have no idea of who that is.
In that case her comment about him was a bit too perfect of a trap.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Serephina posted:

Miyazaki/Ghibli is not known outside of people who watch Anime. Most of my family and a few friends would have no idea of who that is.

Spirited Away was fairly mainstream

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




quote:

I've watched some clips but I can't be sure how representative they are. That's my husband's argument.

Just for laughs, while you're waiting for your divorce attorney and/or CPS to call you back, ask, nay, dare him to show you some of those scenes in context. I'll wait. :colbert:


Mom knows Miyazaki, but would be hard pressed to name another anime. I think I've done well.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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fruit on the bottom posted:

Spirited Away was fairly mainstream
I think Howl's Moving Castle was also pretty well-known because it was based on an english book?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




PetraCore posted:

I think Howl's Moving Castle was also pretty well-known because it was based on an english book?

Ponyo was really well received. Tina Fay killed in her role in the English dub.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

fruit on the bottom posted:

Spirited Away was fairly mainstream

Normal people might know the name of an anime movie or two, but only internet weirds would know the studio name.

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

mllaneza posted:

Ponyo was really well received. Tina Fay killed in her role in the English dub.
"Yeah so, my daughter is some magical being shaped like a small child, let's see about marrying her to your small child and make a big deal out of it, how's that?"

Am I the only one who was creeped out by that movie?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

It's time we in this country sat down and had a serious talk about anime control. No honest man needs more than four episodes.

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Tale as old as time...

Recently found out my boyfriend of a year [33 M] is married with a kid and has been lying to me [21F]Infidelity

quote:

My boyfriend [33M] of a year has assured me [21F]for the past year that he is single and has even blamed me for being paranoid and crazy.
It wasn't until recently did I find out that he has a 4 year old kid and a wife. Even after I found out, he acted as though he lied to protect ME.He even tried to convince me to continue being his mistress KNOWINGLY which in my country btw is illegal and can be sentenced to jail. Also he continues to lie about how his marriage isn't the way I expect it to be... but then he wants me to lie to his wife.
Being softhearted as soon as he showed up at my door begging , I couldn't reject him...after all I do love him. But I do have morals.. so I took the opportunity to clear my head while he is out of the country and decided to get drunk and cry. After that I decided to tell his wife. He actually threatened me saying if I told her, he'll get back at me. However, he doesn't seem to realize, I don't care if I die so I literally have nothing to be afraid of.
His wife at first seem skeptical and asked me some questions. After that she called me but I was busy so I told her I would call her back. She didn't pick up though. Either way it's not my problem anymore.
I just wanted to get back at him, because he knew that my family went through the same thing except it was my mom who was cheated on and the impact it had on me. I hope he gets his Karma. Lying to two women and actually planned on continuing.
Just wanted to vent. Thanks for reading.
TL;DR Boyfriend [33M]of a year lied to me [21F] about being single but ended up being married with a kid and I decided to tell his wife. Hope he goes to hell and gets Karma.

From Comments:

quote:

Thanks, but I forgot to mention, he gave me STDs too. So I don't exactly know how anyone is going to accept a 21 year old with STDs and I have never hosed around.
To answer your question, no, age gap is not common but I tend to like men who are more mature since I have dated guys from similar age range.

[...]

Except mine can't be cured, I have it forever.
In my country, STDs no matter what form will disgust most people. They will immediately think that person sleeps around etc. I obviously do not want to spread it. But if you have sex, it's gonna spread.. and I wanted kids.. but now I don't even know if I can have any.
I don't act like my age which is why I tend to have friends who are much older. I usually make it quite clear if I want a serious relationship vs If I just want to casually date. But too bad there are assholes like him who take advantage of it.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Now only Kraft Mac & Cheese remains.

I noticed this and approved with laughter. Well done.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Spirited Away was fairly mainstream

So was, like, The Land Before Time and I wouldn't expect people (even old ones like me) to know who Don Bluth is.

…Don't make this about the difference between anime and cartoons. I wasn't meaning to. It was just the first example I thought of.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


lemon-lyme disease posted:

I noticed this and approved with laughter. Well done.


So was, like, The Land Before Time and I wouldn't expect people (even old ones like me) to know who Don Bluth is.

…Don't make this about the difference between anime and cartoons. I wasn't meaning to. It was just the first example I thought of.

that's the dad from arrested development right

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Mirthless posted:

wearing shorts and having cheap glasses could get you convicted of dozens of accounts of felony kidnapping and child molestation in the 80s and 90s

people are so convinced they can "spot" a child molestor that they will ignore it happening with a family member right in front of them but have no problem accusing somebody who looks like they fit the bill even if the allegation is "he lead us through secret tunnels to a satanic orgy where they killed babies"

A friend of mine who is a comparative religion professor doss expert testimony in cases like this, youd be surprised how often cops try to introduce a copy of the necronomicon, which is basically just a joke publication, as evidence of satan worship and weird sex things. The stories he has will make you sad.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

The Lone Badger posted:

It's time we in this country sat down and had a serious talk about anime control. No honest man needs more than four episodes.

Total confiscation.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Inescapable Duck posted:

It sounds super fake. Starting with someone who likes that anime having a functional marriage and child.

uggh

if this is your standard of what does and does not constitute a fakepost you must have a real hard time with this thread

the only thing about the story that seems "implausible" is the mental gymnastics she goes to to try to push aside the thought of possible grooming and it's only implausible if you can't wrap your head around the fact that the world we live in and the people who live in it are fundamentally terrible. lots of abuse happens because people tell themselves that it can't happen. if you think somebody would never watch something perverse with their kids, maybe you should read up on what grooming is and cases where it actually happened.

most of what gets posted on /r/relationships is done on a throwaway with a name relevant to the story. it's not really a red flag.

pidan posted:

Tale as old as time...

Recently found out my boyfriend of a year [33 M] is married with a kid and has been lying to me [21F]Infidelity


From Comments:

in a few years she's going to look back on how mature she thought she was and realize she was dating a sexual predator and also she was an idiot baby

age gap relationships :cripes: we wouldn't paint these so negatively if the dude wasn't a creep 200% of the time

C.H.O.M.E posted:

A friend of mine who is a comparative religion professor doss expert testimony in cases like this, youd be surprised how often cops try to introduce a copy of the necronomicon, which is basically just a joke publication, as evidence of satan worship and weird sex things. The stories he has will make you sad.

i expect the least from our police and after the satanic panic i'm not really surprised at all. i'm sure if i was ever implicated in a crime they'd be waving around old genesis games and printing out lists of my bookmarks as solid proof that i was a satanist thrill-killer or whatever

acab

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Oct 10, 2017

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Mirthless posted:

age gap relationships :cripes: we wouldn't paint these so negatively if the dude wasn't a creep 200% of the time

Age gaps are a red flag because Maturity is a real thing that happens to people. The difference scales inversely as you get older, like the difference between your maturity level at 15 and 19 can as big a difference between 23 and 40.

The issue is that when a 35 year old is dating a 21 year old, either:

a) The 35 year old is as immature as the 21 year old, whether they know it or not. [red flag]
b) The 35 year old is exploiting the difference in maturity levels to manipulate the 21 year old. [red flag]

Ignoring the reasons a younger person wants to date someone older, the red flag is that the older person is this kind of person who feels more comfortable dating a much younger person. It's not that the younger person has no agency, or are helpless or completely pitiable. Anybody of any age can stick their head in a bucket of poo poo, and scream, "It was my decision!" and they'd be right.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

blarzgh posted:

Age gaps are a red flag because Maturity is a real thing that happens to people. The difference scales inversely as you get older, like the difference between your maturity level at 15 and 19 can as big a difference between 23 and 40.

The issue is that when a 35 year old is dating a 21 year old, either:

a) The 35 year old is as immature as the 21 year old, whether they know it or not. [red flag]
b) The 35 year old is exploiting the difference in maturity levels to manipulate the 21 year old. [red flag]

Ignoring the reasons a younger person wants to date someone older, the red flag is that the older person is this kind of person who feels more comfortable dating a much younger person. It's not that the younger person has no agency, or are helpless or completely pitiable. Anybody of any age can stick their head in a bucket of poo poo, and scream, "It was my decision!" and they'd be right.

as scott steiner would say, if you've got a 100% chance of being either an immature creep, or a predatory creep, you gotta 203.33% chance a winnin' at bein' a creep (at summerslam)

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Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

fruit on the bottom posted:

My wife (32F) isn't able to get together for bedroom fun because of ongoing medical issues, meanwhile I'm (33M) going crazy and struggling greatly. What should I do?


Not to go into specifics, but I've had two opportunities crop up where other women I see fairly frequently know of the issue I'm facing and have made gentle hints about being able to help. It's entirely possible I'm entirely misinterpreting as I've always been bad about that, but I think it's still possible that the invitation has been there.


Hahaha he is definitely, definitely misinterpreting everything. The blithering idiot is going to tank his marriage because some poor coworker or acquaintance expressed mild sympathy while he was kvetching. This is how nearly all of the open relationship self-owns get started (for men, at least).

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