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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Why are these guys twitter verified? Verified assholes?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Mark Dice?

Jesus christ

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
Eminem triggering chuds so loving hard that their racism is showing

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



Did he forget that Eminem is whiter than sour cream?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

priznat posted:

Why are these guys twitter verified? Verified assholes?

Twitter is psychotic.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Don Gato posted:

Did he forget that Eminem is whiter than sour cream?

lol I think he did

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Twitter is owned and operated by literal retards and over half of its users are broken in the brain

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Twitter is owned and operated by literal retards and over half of its users are broken in the brain

:agreed: everyone is either a literal nazi or someone woke as all hell trying their hardest to out-woke everyone else. It's great for quoting dumb poo poo from but reading a timeline is like shooting fentanyl into your eyeballs. I will never understand the verification bullshit though.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Oh good what if Michigan splits in two over a Kid Rock Slim Shady Civil War

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



The point
_________

The Bar

_________

His head

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

WhyteRyce posted:

Oh good what if Michigan splits in two over a Kid Rock Slim Shady Civil War

Late in the year 2017, the second American civil war started. On one side, the armies of the Insane Clown Posse and Eminem. On the other, Kid Rock and the Proud Boys. The POTUS, Donald Trump was not part of the war- he holed up in his resort, crying tears of Diet Coke after he mistakenly nuked the 2017 PGA Tour at TPC Kuala Lumpur. It turns out you CAN launch a nuclear war at 12:30 AM via Twitter but you better be drat sure autocomplete doesn't gently caress things up. No personal aides noticed the mistake till five and a half hours later, when Fox and Friends covered the devestation.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



What is a Mark Dice? Andrew Dice Clay's even unfunnier cousin?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



Lmao, rapper does what he's done for years, guess I should poo poo my pants on Twitter

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I just got that Eminem made a Fantastic Four reference. Mind blown

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/TaylorHaasePGH/status/917848831353552896

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


Wonder how many people spat on that while it was being made

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



Goddamn that was more and more embarrassing to read with every line.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

priznat posted:

Why are these guys twitter verified? Verified assholes?

If the bar is so low to get verified, I wonder why Lowtax couldn't get it... :shobon:

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Melania: Donald, I think someone took a poo poo in your new bag
Trump (excited): Did they also pee in it?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Fanatic posted:

If the bar is so low to get verified, I wonder why Lowtax couldn't get it... :shobon:

The full reveal! Twitter ran by disgruntled goons who got banned for being lovely

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


This makes me wonder about how much boycotting would need to take place to force a change in the system. Like I imagine if 75 percent of the country said "gently caress Adidas" after seeing that photo than the company might start putting pressure on the impeachment process. :freep:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Lil Peeler posted:

This makes me wonder about how much boycotting would need to take place to force a change in the system. Like I imagine if 75 percent of the country said "gently caress Adidas" after seeing that photo than the company might start putting pressure on the impeachment process. :freep:

When's the last time anyone has gotten 75% of the country to not only agree on something, but to act in any meaningful way?

coke
Jul 12, 2009

yeah I eat rear end posted:

When's the last time anyone has gotten 75% of the country to not only agree on something, but to act in any meaningful way?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

yeah I eat rear end posted:

When's the last time anyone has gotten 75% of the country to not only agree on something, but to act in any meaningful way?

Hatred of the black race poors

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/917957476712112128

makes u THINK

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Catastrophe posted:

ahahah

Mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/354718-mensa-offers-to-host-iq-test-for-trump-and-tillerson

Excuses and backpedaling incoming

lol

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if you really want to see some ninth dimensional chess watch him get thrown in jail. trump will probably pardon him and after a pardon you lose your right to the fifth

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

scrubs season six posted:

Are You Dumber Than a Potus?

Pretty sure Trumpy took one of those 3 minute Facebook "IQ tests" and scored genius level on the seventh try answering the same questions over and over.

More Dotard Than Donald

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I can't wait to see this DMZ spectacular

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
entire dmz is going to be lined with north korean snipers

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Blast of Confetti posted:

entire dmz is going to be lined with north korean snipers

Dare I hope for a hole in one?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

It isn't already?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Lol, there will be more than one hole

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
I had a nice quote about the 'soft towels' from a Puerto Rican, but the New Yorker article killed the lols by the time I reached it.

...

Instead, have a traditional pure-strain lol
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/917784791323435009

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why was that goblin there

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Here's a MAGA chud :qq:'ing because Eminem dunked all over Dotard



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


goddammit I just screeched in the office

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/917947087857348612

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmOXq1Nvj40

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