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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
He honestly thought he was being elected god-king, didn't he

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Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Crow Jane posted:

He honestly thought he was being elected god-king, didn't he

So did most of the people who voted for him.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.



I can't believe Hitler is still alive and was Hillary Clinton all along

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Crow Jane posted:

He honestly thought he was being elected god-king, didn't he

Ask pretty much anyone what they would do as president and they will nearly without exception give an answer that is absolutely not a thing presidents can do.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
"hitler still alive" is dumb as poo poo nonsense but it's from this:

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/11/02/hitler-wwii-escape-investigated-by-cia-bombshell-document-reveals.html

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.



Jared Kushner's lawyers tell CNN that Mueller is probing Kushner’s role in Comey firing.

They later went on to add: "Please! Send guns and money to get us out of this!"

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

farraday posted:

https://twitter.com/NikkiSchwab/status/926208628360667136

President lamenting an inability to personally direct government investigations of political rivals.

it's almost like trump has no loving clue what a president does

Kale
May 14, 2010

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

it's almost like trump has no loving clue what a president does

Yell on twitter a lot?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Kale posted:

Yell on twitter a lot?

Also golf

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BlueberryCanary posted:

Is the Page interview still going on? Wtf are they doing exactly? Trying to finish a game of monopoly?

:20bux: says pleading the fifth and loooooong speeches about how guilty Hilary is and how saddened he is that they aren't investigating her crimes. With a pathetic smirk as he imagines every newspaper printing the whole thing in three days and every Libtard totally shaking their fists in rage.


farraday posted:

https://twitter.com/NikkiSchwab/status/926208628360667136

President lamenting an inability to personally direct government investigations of political rivals.

So quit and try to get that job

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Ask pretty much anyone what they would do as president and they will nearly without exception give an answer that is absolutely not a thing presidents can do.

I'd make it illegal to be a Republican

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

PhazonLink posted:

You should egg him on.

Bitcoin Boss update: he's in a pyramid scheme that he's sucked at least 4 more people into. He invests in Bitcoin, the company he's using kicks back some of his investment, and then when he gets others to invest they kick back money to the others that my boss gets to keep a piece of. He's predicting half a million by the new year. And my coworker that he sucked in doesn't get the concept at all and thinks you just get money each time it goes up instead of it just increasing in value. I have corrected neither of them. And have declined to invest in Bitcoin.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Out of curiosity, I glanced at the frontpage of current state media.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

KickerOfMice posted:

Out of curiosity, I glanced at the frontpage of current state media.



The Hillary story was at the top of the page the last time I looked a couple of hours ago. I laughed out loud.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/926216279287042048

So what's this guy's darkest secret

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Duke Igthorn posted:

Bitcoin Boss update: he's in a pyramid scheme that he's sucked at least 4 more people into. He invests in Bitcoin, the company he's using kicks back some of his investment, and then when he gets others to invest they kick back money to the others that my boss gets to keep a piece of. He's predicting half a million by the new year. And my coworker that he sucked in doesn't get the concept at all and thinks you just get money each time it goes up instead of it just increasing in value. I have corrected neither of them. And have declined to invest in Bitcoin.

Maybe you should invest too just to "stoke the fire", just do something minor, consider it a small Xmas gift to your self.
.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Medullah posted:

So what's this guy's darkest secret

His name is Jerome Powell and somehow he is still the whitest motherfucker in the room (because Trump is orange).

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

KickerOfMice posted:

Out of curiosity, I glanced at the frontpage of current state media.



What is a porn arcade game?

That seems like a weird thing to have in an arcade. Do the cabinets have curtains around them?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

What is a porn arcade game?

That seems like a weird thing to have in an arcade. Do the cabinets have curtains around them?

You don't know the secret code for Ms. Pacman?

:heysexy:

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

KickerOfMice posted:

Out of curiosity, I glanced at the frontpage of current state media.



But I don't have an iPhone, or boobs. Looks like we've found the real fake news.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

What is a porn arcade game?

That seems like a weird thing to have in an arcade. Do the cabinets have curtains around them?

The buttons always stick.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/926182687966220288

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

What is a porn arcade game?

That seems like a weird thing to have in an arcade. Do the cabinets have curtains around them?

An arcade game is any kind of video game at all to people over 60.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

What.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

He thinks he's speaking words.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016


Oddly enough, he's a fine choice. Trump could have done a lot worse.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Rigel posted:

Oddly enough, he's a fine choice. Trump could have done a lot worse.

There's gotta be something lovely about him we dont know yet. Trump always hires the absolute worst person for the job.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Rigel posted:

Oddly enough, he's a fine choice. Trump could have done a lot worse.

That just means he's got a box in the basement filled with children's shoes.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Dick Trauma posted:

Goddamn this morning is getting better by leaps and bounds. gently caress that dumb idiot fucker piece of poo poo.

In other news, as the heat on Trump and his supporters builds the office manager at work ordered a Trump mug. I look forward to the day when I no longer have to be around these Trumpfucks.

I want to order a Trump mug. Just a small one, about the size of a small portion of alcohol, if you catch my drift.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

What is a porn arcade game?

That seems like a weird thing to have in an arcade. Do the cabinets have curtains around them?


https://twitter.com/Arr/status/925815721300434944

e: :nws: don't lose your job over a nipple

Help Im Alive fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Nov 2, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Your Taint posted:

There's gotta be something lovely about him we dont know yet. Trump always hires the absolute worst person for the job.

Obama nominated him originally

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Boon posted:

Can also confirm that pizza in the US is amazing and good (except in Hawaii).
Incorrect, at least by my experience from living there ~two decades ago

I think there were only one or two of them back then.

i'm way behind the current page

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Perhaps NSFW that because of the nip slip?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Your Taint posted:

There's gotta be something lovely about him we dont know yet. Trump always hires the absolute worst person for the job.

I think what happened is that Trump wanted to replace Obama's pick, but he doesn't know poo poo about the Fed, and the white nationalists/religious nutjobs didn't care. So he probably asked some economists, who said "well, Powell I guess could be fine."

Done! Suck it, Obama, MAGA!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Welcome to Pence America




quote:

18-week-old baby Lincoln Miller "testifies" before the U.S. House Judiciary Committee. His heartbeat could be seen and heard on an ultrasound video

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




How the gently caress is this okay on Twitter? Jesus Christ.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

HappyHippo posted:

Really though it just underscores how ineffective the Republican's "strategy" of imposing made-up deadlines on themselves is. It doesn't solve their underlying differences at all, as we saw with the healthcare bill.

The thing is, the fiscal year was the hard deadline for the ACA repeal, and it's not as if they haven't had all the time in the world to try to come up with a palatable tax bill. Time is not the limiting factor here, it's the repulsiveness of their legislation. They couldn't come up with a popular bill that suited their needs behind closed doors, and they certainly can't come up with one now that they have to do it publicly.

Justufinhaamu
Nov 12, 2008
Donald had his twitter deleted?

edit: yup

Zoro
Aug 30, 2017

by Smythe

Medullah posted:

That just means he's got a box in the basement filled with children's shoes.

Would that mean he killed the children or just that he's a collector of odd artifacts?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bin Laden being a depressed weaboo makes a lot of sense really.

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