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Admiral Ray posted:Wait, he ruined Christmas for his wife, children, and sons-in-law? Do these people want to die cold and alone? They already know that they will die cold and alone, this is how they put a brave face on being such unrelenting assholes that their literal immediate family want nothing to do with them.
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business hammocks posted:How’d he smuggle it into his lap in the first place? Sounds like he probably saved Christmas by finally loving off after years of getting on everyone’s nerves. He's in a wheelchair
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Comfort yourselves with the knowledge that despite their bravado, these fucks will be alone on Thanksgiving and not understand why and it will make them confused and sad.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 06:21 |
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business hammocks posted:How’d he smuggle it into his lap in the first place? Sounds like he probably saved Christmas by finally loving off after years of getting on everyone’s nerves. Hidden within his numerous belly folds
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Plinkey posted:It's that time of the year again Well. Cartoon Network aired it's Teen Titans Go thanksgiving episode And it was freeperesque. "Thanksgiving tradition #3; Discuss politics" Cyborg = "I think the government should do all it can to ensure the betterment of the people" *Everyone proceeds to go ape poo poo and melt down* Admiral Ray posted:Wait, he ruined Christmas for his wife, children, and sons-in-law? Do these people want to die cold and alone? Can't lay down in the street with people around you Man, Dale Reed would be having fits with all the proud red hats in freep Plinkey posted:Of course, haven't you ever ruined Christmas by being a completely jackass? Yeah, but generally you feel some regret after, not brag about it like it was a trophy on the shelf SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 18, 2017 |
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Plinkey posted:It's that time of the year again quote:To: TiGuy22 quote:
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This just confirms to me that American conservative leads to everyone suffering.
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 19:00 |
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Yea, but the people you hate suffer too, and isn't that great?
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# ? Nov 18, 2017 19:02 |
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I feel bad for their server who is definitely going to expect a decent tip from a large table on thanksgiving.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:10 |
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jojoinnit posted:I feel bad for their server who is definitely going to expect a decent tip from a large table on thanksgiving. Look, if they wanted a good tip, maybe they should
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 01:33 |
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They probably do that thing where they put five $1 bills on the table when they sit down then take one away whenever they're displeased somehow.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 04:22 |
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Republicans posted:They probably do that thing where they put five $1 bills on the table when they sit down then take one away whenever they're displeased somehow. Or that fake tip that's really a bible jerkoff quote.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 04:27 |
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Republicans posted:They probably do that thing where they put five $1 bills on the table when they sit down then take one away whenever they're displeased somehow. people actually do this?* *this is a rhetorical question, of course people are poo poo enough to do this.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 04:39 |
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I haven't talked to my parents in two years after finally getting fed up with the low rolling boil of racist poo poo. I wonder if dad posts on freep.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 05:03 |
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NachtSieger posted:people actually do this?* I’m pretty sure Dick Solomon is the only person in the history of the world to have done that. If nothing else, “I don’t want someone putting used toilet paper in my food” is enough to stop all but the most mentally ill from pulling.a stunt like that.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 05:05 |
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They most likely just do it in their head and retell the story later as some kinda epic burn.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 05:10 |
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Spanish Police Shoot Man Who ‘Shouted Allahu Akbar’quote:Police in Spain shot and injured an unarmed Frenchman on Saturday at a toll station near the French border, who officers said was shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’. quote:To: nickcarraway Top general says he would resist "illegal" nuke order from Trump quote:To: ex91B10
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Mustached Demon posted:Or that fake tip that's really a bible jerkoff quote. God I hated those and made it a habit of bringing attention to the droppers when I could, write-ups be damned. Normally said proud evangicals like being anonymous and would blush with shame and cower off when exposed for shorting tips and trying to spread their bullshit in public Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I’m pretty sure Dick Solomon is the only person in the history of the world to have done that. If nothing else, “I don’t want someone putting used toilet paper in my food” is enough to stop all but the most mentally ill from pulling.a stunt like that. Hahahahahahahaha...ok. Well, you never worked in food service. The thought someone would gently caress with the food doesn't even cross the mind of many many people who are openly lovely to everyone "beneath them" Hell, I had one that specifically took pleasure in being a total oval office of a human. Every two weeks the shake/ice cream machines at McDonald's restaurants need to be stripped down and cleaned out. We did ours every other Monday and this same woman would come in that every other Monday, order some food, then go sit down and eat and wait till I would shut the machine off. Then she'd drag her dumpy rear end up to the register and order ice cream. When informed the machine was down, which she personally witnessed, she'd go into tirades about what a bunch of idiots we were. I hope that oval office dies in the worst way possible. Georgia Peach posted:To: ex91B10 Except for all the ones from 1992-2000 and 2008-2016 anyways SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Nov 19, 2017 |
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The fact that all these freepers bitch about family around the holidays makes me feel really good that my mom reads this thread to laugh at these people too.
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omnibobb posted:The fact that all these freepers bitch about family around the holidays makes me feel really good that my mom reads this thread to laugh at these people too. Oh jeez are you serious. Hi omnibobb's mom, sorry for all the swears and especially the buttsex jokes ma'am.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:43 |
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Your mom sounds cool.
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omnibobb posted:The fact that all these freepers bitch about family around the holidays makes me feel really good that my mom reads this thread to laugh at these people too. Thank you omnibobb's mom for being a good person despite being a Boomer/Gen Xer.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 06:00 |
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Couldn't they just leave, like, a normal tip but also a little thing with a 'hey maybe consider my church' bit in it too. How would that be so hard.
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Night10194 posted:Couldn't they just leave, like, a normal tip but also a little thing with a 'hey maybe consider my church' bit in it too. They're afraid that if they leave actual money, it might be going to an unwed mother, and they don't believe in that sort of thing.
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Night10194 posted:Couldn't they just leave, like, a normal tip but also a little thing with a 'hey maybe consider my church' bit in it too. The kingdom of white jesus needs not money.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 07:41 |
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I'm jealous of you guys with your cool parents that don't read conservative sites just like freep and unironically agree with everything they find.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 09:01 |
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SocketWrench posted:Except for all the ones from 1992-2000 and 2008-2016 anyways Everyone knows when the president does it, it's not illegal.
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Night10194 posted:Couldn't they just leave, like, a normal tip but also a little thing with a 'hey maybe consider my church' bit in it too. Too passive. Evangicals have to be really pushy to the point of being assholes
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Charles Manson, mastermind behind 1969 deaths of actress Sharon Tate, 6 others, dead at 83 83 years too late. Most of the initial posts were along these lines... quote:To: Phil V. ...But eventually the started poking through. quote:To: drop 50 and fire for effect quote:To: Phil V. Of course... quote:To: Phil V. out of loving nowhere! quote:To: wardaddy Freeper's gotta Freep quote:To: Bratch quote:To: Phil V. quote:To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; NFHale; stephenjohnbanker quote:To: a fool in paradise AROUND BLAX, NEVER RELAX! quote:To: montag813
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SocketWrench posted:Too passive. Evangicals have to be really pushy to the point of being assholes The people who drive their gigantic SUV from their tacky McMansion to their megachurch on Sundays are told they have all this stuff because god thinks they're awesome people so they deserve it. The flipside of this should give some insight into what they think of the server working their rear end off at TGI McChiliBees.
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Speaking of AROUND BLACKS, did you know they identified A Wyatt Mann? It’s this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Bougas
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Happy thanksgiving to omnibobb and to momnibobb
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business hammocks posted:Speaking of AROUND BLACKS, did you know they identified A Wyatt Mann? It’s this guy: Huh, don't remember where I heard or saw it but I always thought it was known to be this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Metzger
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 16:33 |
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I always heard it was this guy
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 18:08 |
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The hell is a Wyatt man?
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 18:11 |
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I sent my mom screenshots of this and she said "lol im the cool mom"
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 18:11 |
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SocketWrench posted:The hell is a Wyatt man? A miserable little pile of MAGA-hats
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 18:12 |
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SocketWrench posted:The hell is a Wyatt man? Racisms cartoonist of the year several decades running. The Jack Chick of white nationalism.
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jojoinnit posted:Huh, don't remember where I heard or saw it but I always thought it was known to be this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Metzger Here’s a comprehensive buzzfeed article about him: https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-surprisingly-mainstream-history-of-the-internets-favorit?utm_term=.vf43vJDYW#.fkVW9mND4 Basically in the late 80s and early 90s he appeared in public as A Wyatt Mann and has an identical art style and comic sensibility.
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Erenthal posted:A miserable little pile of MAGA-hats
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I am so glad my whole family's as liberal as poo poo. We're gonna spend Turkey Day mocking these retards and their MAGA hats and their loving tiki torches.
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