Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't understand why someone wouldn't wipe their rear end, because clean buttholes feel good.

You think buttholes feel good? Whaddarya, some kind of human being?

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MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Alhazred posted:

A literal good cartoon

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:01

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Soy contains chemicals that (can, maybe) mimic estrogen in humans so to alt-right shitheads eating anything with soy is feminizing and a weapon that the Jews use to weaken the west. This is also the same set that refuses to wipe their own rear end because they think touching your butthole is dangerously homoerotic.

I suspect it might also be related to cow's milk as a symbol of European ancestry and white supremacy. White people are more likely to retain lactose tolerance into adulthood. Soy milk is often consumed by people with lactose intolerance as a replacement for cow's milk. White supremacy is related to lovely ideas about masculinity

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:31

mistaya: Oct 18, 2006; Cat of Wealth and Taste

Alhazred posted:

I love this mostly because the baby keeps putting everything in its mouth and eventually mom just lets her eat the ribbon. Artist must have cared for small children before. :3:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:35

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

mistaya posted:

I love this mostly because the baby keeps putting everything in its mouth and eventually mom just lets her eat the ribbon. Artist must have cared for small children before.

Yeah, the 'should have just got them a box and wrapping paper' sitcom joke is 100% accurate.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:36

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Hey guys I made a thing.

If this happens baby hands is instantly launching nukes at North Korea in a fit of rage.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:46

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

It�s that time of year again and GrrrGraphic�s has the perfect gift guide to some humorous gifts. I featured Al Franken because he gave a news conference yesterday in which he couldn�t remember grabbing seats, but he still would not give up his own seat in Congress. Franken apologized for his behavior regardless. It�s not much of an apology if he also says he can�t recall.

Sound familiar?

The must have gifts for 2017 include Virtual Reality glasses for those �Bernie Bros� that just can not accept the fact the Bernie is not President. Now they can sit in the local coffee house, sipping their double shot soy vanilla latte and wait for President Bernie�s proclamation that college is free for everyone, but only if you are non-white and gender fluid.

The new Blu-Ray release of �Hillraiser 2020″ is sure to thrill this Christmas, while the wind up �Rocket Man� will keep the kids entertained. So here is a light and fun cartoon to kick off the Christmas season.

I will draw another �12 Days of Christmas� cartoon as the big day draws nearer.

�Ben Garrison

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:53

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

$6.66, $69.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:57

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Me too Garrison, I had morons who are addicted to their phones, always tweeting bullshit. Addicted losers.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:00

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Trogdos! posted:

North Korean nukes, made in Iran (probably)

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:00

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Hmm and the phone is in bitcoin.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:13

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

North Korean nukes, made in Iran (probably)

I mean wouldn't it be the other way around because only one of these two countries actually made a nuclear weapon?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:27

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Yes, when I think of the verb "grab" Al Franken is what comes to mind, can't think of the one person on Earth with a famous "grab" line out there so...ya know...pretty clear um...pretty clear choice there...

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:44

Dueling Bandsaws: Mar 3, 2016

Trogdos! posted:

It's "interesting" (read: predictable) that Ben focuses on the shitshow that is Venezuela, yet seems constitutionally unable to recognize that the country's woes stem in large part from uncritically granting fealty to a loudmouth caudillo who claims that he can trivially solve all your problems.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:49

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Hillraiser is goddamned amazing, holy poo poo :gowron:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:52

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Panty Saluter posted:

Hillraiser is goddamned amazing, holy poo poo

No shoe though, I'm thoroughly disappointed.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:59

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

also libs are not the ones cozying up to religious leaders and working towards theocracy garrison

i mean really now, you cant call someone a godless preogressive and a theocrat at the same time

# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:08

JerikTelorian: Jan 19, 2007

Alhazred posted:

Smug-baby and smug-zelda in the last panel are perfection.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:16

L. Ron DeSantis: Nov 10, 2009

Happy Tuesday!

"You Got To Know When To Hold 'Em"

# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:59

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

A happy Corner Kelly. :unsmith:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:05

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:07

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

HootTheOwl posted:

It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people.

Yeah this is absolutely the Kelly Take I was expecting here (SEE: "we are all Mark Foley")

Kelly is probably a big fan of The Usual Suspects too

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:16

King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

King Possum III posted:

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Now there's the kind of willful ignorance of the issues under discussion you really come to expect of a thread regular like Lesser McCoy :patriot:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:18

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

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This is a work of majestic beauty.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:19

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

What loving newspaper is printing that nonsense

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:27

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

I dropped this thread after the election last year. I figured I needed a break from politics. I forgot how hateful some of these fuckers can be.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

"I don't know what 'net neutrality' means. But Democrats like it. So it's gotta be bad. Why is it bad?

:thunk:

Got it! It's bad because trans people are still out there somewhere, peeing. Gary old boy, you've done it again :smug:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:28

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

King Possum III posted:

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There's the good poo poo.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:28

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

"The government" wants net neutrality?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:42

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

The Haitian posted:

at Vin Scully. I'm picturing him terrorizing young female interns with his "Dodger Dog - brought to you by Farmer John's".

7
Those tree ornaments :stare:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:45

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Johnny Walker posted:

"The government" wants net neutrality?

Yikes, we better not let the Democrat-controlled government establish Net Neutrality then!

# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:57

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Sandpuppy posted:

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KIDS
WHO
LACK
HUMAN
CONTACT
OR PURPOSE
� DESENSITIZED
� DISSOLUTION OF
FAMILY � APATHY �
DETACHED � VACANT �
INSENTIENCE � HOLLOW
� DISPASSIONATE
^{DEVOID OF}

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:01

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

HootTheOwl posted:

It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people.

That opinion is probably held to widely to make it much of a satire.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:05

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Sandpuppy posted:

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These things are all responsible for murders, so I will represent them as a gun. Guns, however, are good and not responsible for murders.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:08

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

HootTheOwl posted:

I mean wouldn't it be the other way around because only one of these two countries actually made a nuclear weapon?

maybe if you trust the lamestream media, like a scrub.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:09

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

King Possum III posted:

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poo poo, this one's going straight into the gay abortions.
Get hosed Lester.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:09

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Lord Hydronium posted:

These things are all responsible for murders, so I will represent them as a gun. Guns, however, are good and not responsible for murders.

He labeled Batman all the bad things responsible for murders.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:10

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Sandpuppy posted:

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Why is "keep your drat hands to yourself" never a solution for these people?

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Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Sandpuppy posted:

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Those tree ornaments

Bagley is the local hero we need, not the one we deserve.

Sandpuppy posted:

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I never, EVER, thought I would say this about a Branco toon: God I hope this ends up being true.

I want Mitch and Ryan gone in 2018 like I want a malignant tumor removed from my body.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:13

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