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Iron Crowned posted:I don't understand why someone wouldn't wipe their rear end, because clean buttholes feel good. You think buttholes feel good? Whaddarya, some kind of human being?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:58 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:37 |
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A literal good cartoon
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:01 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Soy contains chemicals that (can, maybe) mimic estrogen in humans so to alt-right shitheads eating anything with soy is feminizing and a weapon that the Jews use to weaken the west. This is also the same set that refuses to wipe their own rear end because they think touching your butthole is dangerously homoerotic. I suspect it might also be related to cow's milk as a symbol of European ancestry and white supremacy. White people are more likely to retain lactose tolerance into adulthood. Soy milk is often consumed by people with lactose intolerance as a replacement for cow's milk. White supremacy is related to lovely ideas about masculinity
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:31 |
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I love this mostly because the baby keeps putting everything in its mouth and eventually mom just lets her eat the ribbon. Artist must have cared for small children before.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:35 |
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mistaya posted:I love this mostly because the baby keeps putting everything in its mouth and eventually mom just lets her eat the ribbon. Artist must have cared for small children before. Yeah, the 'should have just got them a box and wrapping paper' sitcom joke is 100% accurate.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:36 |
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Hey guys I made a thing. If this happens baby hands is instantly launching nukes at North Korea in a fit of rage.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:46 |
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Garrison posted:It’s that time of year again and GrrrGraphic’s has the perfect gift guide to some humorous gifts. I featured Al Franken because he gave a news conference yesterday in which he couldn’t remember grabbing seats, but he still would not give up his own seat in Congress. Franken apologized for his behavior regardless. It’s not much of an apology if he also says he can’t recall.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:53 |
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$6.66, $69.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:57 |
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Me too Garrison, I had morons who are addicted to their phones, always tweeting bullshit. Addicted losers.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:00 |
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North Korean nukes, made in Iran (probably)
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:00 |
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Hmm and the phone is in bitcoin.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:13 |
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:North Korean nukes, made in Iran (probably) I mean wouldn't it be the other way around because only one of these two countries actually made a nuclear weapon?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:27 |
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Yes, when I think of the verb "grab" Al Franken is what comes to mind, can't think of the one person on Earth with a famous "grab" line out there so...ya know...pretty clear um...pretty clear choice there...
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:44 |
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It's "interesting" (read: predictable) that Ben focuses on the shitshow that is Venezuela, yet seems constitutionally unable to recognize that the country's woes stem in large part from uncritically granting fealty to a loudmouth caudillo who claims that he can trivially solve all your problems.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:49 |
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Hillraiser is goddamned amazing, holy poo poo
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:52 |
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Panty Saluter posted:Hillraiser is goddamned amazing, holy poo poo No shoe though, I'm thoroughly disappointed.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 20:59 |
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also libs are not the ones cozying up to religious leaders and working towards theocracy garrison i mean really now, you cant call someone a godless preogressive and a theocrat at the same time
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:08 |
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Smug-baby and smug-zelda in the last panel are perfection.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:16 |
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Happy Tuesday! "You Got To Know When To Hold 'Em"
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 21:59 |
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A happy Corner Kelly.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:05 |
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It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:07 |
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HootTheOwl posted:It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people. Yeah this is absolutely the Kelly Take I was expecting here (SEE: "we are all Mark Foley") Kelly is probably a big fan of The Usual Suspects too
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:16 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:16 |
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Now there's the kind of willful ignorance of the issues under discussion you really come to expect of a thread regular like Lesser McCoy
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:18 |
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This is a work of majestic beauty.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:19 |
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What loving newspaper is printing that nonsense
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:27 |
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I dropped this thread after the election last year. I figured I needed a break from politics. I forgot how hateful some of these fuckers can be.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:27 |
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"I don't know what 'net neutrality' means. But Democrats like it. So it's gotta be bad. Why is it bad? Got it! It's bad because trans people are still out there somewhere, peeing. Gary old boy, you've done it again "
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:28 |
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There's the good poo poo.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:28 |
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"The government" wants net neutrality?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:42 |
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at Vin Scully. I'm picturing him terrorizing young female interns with his "Dodger Dog - brought to you by Farmer John's". 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Those tree ornaments 8 9 10
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:45 |
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Johnny Walker posted:"The government" wants net neutrality? Yikes, we better not let the Democrat-controlled government establish Net Neutrality then!
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:57 |
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KIDS WHO LACK HUMAN CONTACT OR PURPOSE • DESENSITIZED • DISSOLUTION OF FAMILY • APATHY • DETACHED • VACANT • INSENTIENCE • HOLLOW • DISPASSIONATE DEVOID OF
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:01 |
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HootTheOwl posted:It's actually pretty nice that Kelly didn't do the expected one where "Innocent Red-Blooded Male" is getting called out by people. That opinion is probably held to widely to make it much of a satire.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:05 |
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These things are all responsible for murders, so I will represent them as a gun. Guns, however, are good and not responsible for murders.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:08 |
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HootTheOwl posted:I mean wouldn't it be the other way around because only one of these two countries actually made a nuclear weapon? maybe if you trust the lamestream media, like a scrub.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:09 |
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poo poo, this one's going straight into the gay abortions. Get hosed Lester.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:09 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:These things are all responsible for murders, so I will represent them as a gun. Guns, however, are good and not responsible for murders. He labeled Batman all the bad things responsible for murders.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:10 |
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Why is "keep your drat hands to yourself" never a solution for these people?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 23:10 |
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Sandpuppy posted:
Bagley is the local hero we need, not the one we deserve. I never, EVER, thought I would say this about a Branco toon: God I hope this ends up being true. I want Mitch and Ryan gone in 2018 like I want a malignant tumor removed from my body.
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