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La Brea Carpet posted:How do I [28F] talk to my boyfriend [30M] about pooping on the bathroom counter? (Yes, you read that correctly.)
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Jan 13, 2018 20:20
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girl pants posted:Don't bring it up don't talk to him anymore just pack your poo poo and get out. Let him get drunk and fling his own poop oh my god. Why are there so many men pooping on and around the house. Why are men like this. I'm permabanned forums poster wafflestomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “making GBS threads” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “poo poo balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside bathtubs and showers” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Jan 13, 2018 20:22
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La Brea Carpet posted:wafflestomper58 I want you to know that I started laughing extremely hard at this point and did not stop until I got to the end thank you
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Jan 13, 2018 20:25
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Grevling posted:Another one having unwittingly married a cat it seems. 
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Jan 13, 2018 20:30
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girl pants posted:"Self-employed" okay so he also doesn't work, lady what are you getting out of this relationship Free fertilizer?
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Jan 13, 2018 20:39
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girl pants posted:"Self-employed" okay so he also doesn't work, lady what are you getting out of this relationship He's perfect in every way, except for just one thing
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Jan 13, 2018 20:55
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Free fertilizer? You can't even use human poop as fertilizer, he's useless on every conceivable level  webmeister posted:He's perfect in every way, except for just one thing Whenever I hear this phrase now I automatically start preparing myself to hear about a dude who is at best useless and is at worst actively abusive. It's a great indicator phrase.
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Jan 13, 2018 20:59
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Yeah. "He shat on the bathroom counter how do I bring this up without humiliating him aaaaa." WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HUMILIATING HIM HE SHAT ON THE loving BATHROOM COUNTER PETE THE gently caress UP WOMAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
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Jan 13, 2018 21:23
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My [23F] best friend's [22F] fiance [27M] is not a good person. My boyfriend [23M] doesn't want to come to their wedding, and I feel like I have to choose between them. My best friend is engaged to a man I do not like. He is involved with an alt–ernative political movement, and has made posts that are related to, and appear to be in support of, the "it's okay to be white" ideology. I have never met him, because he and my friend are long distance, and I recently moved to another country. The one time we were supposed to meet he actually refused to meet me because he knew I disagreed with his ideology. To clarify, my best friend is not like him, and is actually mixed-race. However, she loves him, she says. She met him online and has spent probably a month total physically with him in various long weekends/visits. They met first fall 2016, got engaged spring 2017, and are planning to marry summer 2018. I have expressed concerns about this relationship repeatedly to my friend. It's more than politics: he seems to be an intelligent guy, but dropped out of school and couldn't even hold a bartending job. He currently works for his father. He's left jobs and needed to delete his social media a number of times because of backlash from radical, stupid things he's said online. (Since their engagement, she's had to remove all pictures/posts with the two of them from hers too, for fear of backlash). He's also controlling, has gotten mad at her for hanging out with me and other friends of hers, and throws little temper tantrums if she does something he doesn't like. Whenever I say something to her about this, she writes it off. I'm scared to push further because I don't want her to cut me out. She's my best friend, I love her, and we both live far from our support systems and support each other. I want her to feel like she can talk to me, especially with her difficult relationship. She recently shared a post with me from her fiance's reddit that she thought was funny. I sent it to my boyfriend as well, because I've told my boyfriend about her fiance but I felt the sense of humor in the post sort of would explain why I felt how I do about her fiance. Two issues sort of arose: First, I read more posts from his account. He's got a bunch of stuff on their that I know my best friend wouldn't like (she's very anti-drug and anti-porn and there's lots of posts about regular drug use and comments on gonewild type posts), and some that really concern me. He posted shortly before their engagement on a Red Pill subreddit about being a long-time lurker and looking for advice on a prenup. He talks about wanting to make sure that she knows that if she "fucks up" she won't get any of his stuff. It was pretty disturbing to read. I didn't say anything about any of the other stuff, but I did send her a link to that because it worried me, and it's definitely an "I would want to know if it was me" situation. The second issue is, my boyfriend saw it and now says he doesn't want to attend their wedding. I can respect that; his posts are pretty awful. At the same time -- this girl is my best friend. I would do anything for her. She's asked me to be a bridesmaid, and I intend to be there. I moved far away last year, so it's significant travel. My boyfriend was planning on coming. It would probably be our only big vacation this year, but he was willing to go to my not super exciting homeland because he understood that it was important for me to be there for my friend. I'm finding myself between the two of them. I have told my friend I will be there (although she doesn't have much planned, so no bridesmaid dresses bought or anything like that yet). It's a big thing for her, and I'd feel weird not going. We were practically joined at the hip throughout college, lived together, and still text daily, and I don't want to hurt our friendship. At the same time, I love my boyfriend, and he is absolutely correct. Some of her fiance's posts are plainly awful. I can respect the fact he doesn't want to spend money and time to go to their wedding. Although he hasn't said it, I could also understand him being frustrated or disappointed if I attended alone, which is what I'm thinking about doing now: just going for a short time, and just going alone. We have yet to have a deep conversation about it, but I know he wouldn't be happy if I did that. I feel like I'm caught between my best friend and my boyfriend. I want to be there for her, but I completely understand my boyfriend's point of view of not supporting this union. I feel like I'm going to upset one of them no matter what I do, and they are the two people I am closest to. I plan on speaking to them both about this, but I don't know how. What can I say? How can I approach this? Is there any compromise I can make that won't hurt at least one of them? tl;dr: My best friend is marrying an awful guy, my boyfriend doesn't want to go. Not going would upset her, but going would upset him. What do I do??
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Jan 13, 2018 21:24
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Baronjutter posted:I know a married couple. In their past they broke up and there was cheating, the guy she got with when things went bad was the guy's best friend. The two dudes didn't talk for years over this, but she is pretty much best friends still with the other guy and they go out so much together you'd think they were the ones who were married. He still has feelings, she's "just friends", husband has just sort of made peace with the fact that his wife spends a huge chunk of her free time one on one with this guy. You authoritarians should really give the beta cuck lifestyle some slack.
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Jan 13, 2018 21:38
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It's both our faults that I threw things at you
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Jan 13, 2018 21:46
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [23F] best friend's [22F] fiance [27M] is not a good person. My boyfriend [23M] doesn't want to come to their wedding, and I feel like I have to choose between them. Stop enabling your supposed friend honey. Tell her exactly how bad this person is and that while you love her she is choosing someone so toxic you simply can't remain the same kind of friend to her while she has herself in this situation.
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Jan 13, 2018 21:51
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quote:The one time we were supposed to meet he actually refused to meet me because he knew I disagreed with his ideology. Someone needs a safe space.
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Jan 13, 2018 21:55
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girl pants posted:You can't even use human poop as fertilizer, he's useless on every conceivable level Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this.
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Jan 13, 2018 22:19
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My [30f] boyfriend [35m] "digitally enhanced" photos of me to make me more attractivequote:I recently did a photo shoot with a photographer friend. I'm by no means a professional model, but it sounded like fun and I ended up with a few dozen really nice, fine art style shots of myself.
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Jan 13, 2018 22:30
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Can I do something about this “lifetime supply” that they cancelled on me?Consumer Law (self.legaladvice)quote:Ontario Canada 5 years ago when I was 18 I won a “lifetime” supply of chicken nuggets from a good brand and yesterday I contacted them after going to buy another box the cashier confiscated my lifetime card and told to contact the company when I called them the rep said they wouldn’t give me any more boxes of nuggets as I had hit my lifetime supply of 30 boxes
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Jan 13, 2018 22:37
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Sue for nuggets
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Jan 13, 2018 22:42
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God drat cheapskates. You said lifetime supply! They expect you to have died by the 30th box
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Jan 13, 2018 22:43
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RoboRodent posted:Sue for nuggets Do eeeet
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Jan 13, 2018 22:44
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RoboRodent posted:Sue for nuggets
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Jan 13, 2018 23:53
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Bored posted:Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this. Use his corpse.
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Jan 14, 2018 00:06
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Rubellavator posted:God drat cheapskates. You said lifetime supply! "sorry sir, we assumed you'd die relatively quickly if given access to our product for free"
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Jan 14, 2018 00:11
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Midnight Voyager posted:Use his corpse. Yes. Cause who shits on a counter? Besides cats with health problems, I mean.
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Jan 14, 2018 00:38
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I honestly can't imagine a scenario where I went into the bathroom, saw my bf's turds on the counter and didn't immediately turn around and leave. Like, maybe I'd grab my stuff if it wasn't near the turds but yeah, no way, I wouldn't loving clean it up! He's passed out drunk! This is the perfect time to grab all your poo poo and go. Just...go away from the counter pooper. Nobody deserves a counter pooper! If work calls and wonders where you are, you have a perfect pic of his poo poo on the counter and good god, if that's not a reason to call out, then I don't know what is. TBH, I'd be the woman in the news who got murdered by her bf after she smeared his poo poo in his hair and then beat him with a hairbrush until he woke up and strangled me. Counter pooping is a red loving line.
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Jan 14, 2018 00:53
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maskenfreiheit posted:Can I do something about this “lifetime supply” that they cancelled on me?Consumer Law (self.legaladvice) I want to believe each “box” is an entire shipping container of nuggets
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Jan 14, 2018 00:59
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empty sea posted:I honestly can't imagine a scenario where I went into the bathroom, saw my bf's turds on the counter and didn't immediately turn around and leave. Like, maybe I'd grab my stuff if it wasn't near the turds but yeah, no way, I wouldn't loving clean it up! was it her apartment or his?
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Jan 14, 2018 01:01
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maskenfreiheit posted:Can I do something about this “lifetime supply” that they cancelled on me?Consumer Law (self.legaladvice)
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Jan 14, 2018 01:03
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Barudak posted:I want to believe each “box” is an entire shipping container of nuggets I was for some reason imagining a like, Costco-sized box and each one has a gross (that’s 12 dozen, right?) of nuggets in it. But the company is probably doing him a favor if he expected to live to ‘70-80’ off a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. I remember reading some article about a guy that won a lifetime supply of Mars bars. He got like a box shipped to him every month and it quickly went from ‘gently caress yeah, candy forever!’ to ‘Jesus loving Christ somebody do something about these goddamn Mars bars.’
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Jan 14, 2018 01:26
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maskenfreiheit posted:was it her apartment or his? It says they’ve been living together for four years, so it might take a little bit to pack all your stuff up. But this guy sounds awful, even ignoring the whole pooping on the counter thing. Like legitimately abusive, not just an immature manchild.
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Jan 14, 2018 01:46
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:It says they’ve been living together for four years, so it might take a little bit to pack all your stuff up. But this guy sounds awful, even ignoring the whole pooping on the counter thing. Like legitimately abusive, not just an immature manchild. pooping on things is abusive
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Jan 14, 2018 01:48
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Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [23 M] of two years, we had a dumb poop-related fight this morning and I'm wondering who is in the wrong here.quote:I'll try to explain this as best as I can. I know it's stupid. So, my boyfriend and I have been together for two years now, and we've lived together for a year. It has been mostly great! However, a large part of his sense of humour is finding a joke he likes and driving it into the ground for the better part of a month. Now, I normally don't mind this, but every once in a while the joke is one that I find to be irritating or upsetting. When I try to communicate this to him, he essentially tells me I need to lighten up, it's not a big deal, it's just a joke, etc... One of his recent jokes is noticing that I've pooped and acting completely grossed out. He also does this in a genuine-sounding tone, as part of the "joke". I really hate it. I know he's only joking, but I hate being mocked and made to feel gross every time I poop. It's not funny to me. I calmly and clearly communicated this to him, and as usual, he brushed it off and still does it.
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Jan 14, 2018 01:50
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I've told him exactly how I feel, and why I feel that way. When he continues to make these jokes, it makes me feel like it doesn't matter to him how I feel as long as he gets to make his dumb joke. This isn't the first situation like this, either. It's a cycle. Usually I tell him calmly how I feel the first 3-5 times he does it. The more he does it, the quicker I end up being irritated by it. Eventually once he has done it maybe 10 times after I originally ask him to stop, I end up snapping and yelling at him about it. It makes me feel awful. I don't want to yell. But it's honestly the only thing that makes him stop. It feels like he's pushing and pushing until I finally snap, all over a stupid joke. He also jumps to calling me a bitch/oval office/rear end in a top hat/etc. very quickly when I ask him to stop doing it.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [23 M] of two years, we had a dumb poop-related fight this morning and I'm wondering who is in the wrong here. What a winner, that dude sounds like a titanic rear end in a top hat
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Jan 14, 2018 01:57
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La Brea Carpet posted:How do I [28F] talk to my boyfriend [30M] about pooping on the bathroom counter? (Yes, you read that correctly.) Why wouldn't you just leave your apartment and never speak of it/to him again? Why would you continue to speak to your boyfriend who poo poo on the counter? Why would you post on reddit about it? Holy gently caress. Really? What isn't she firing her boyfriend into the sun?
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Jan 14, 2018 02:00
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [23 M] of two years, we had a dumb poop-related fight this morning and I'm wondering who is in the wrong here. This guy, however, deserves to walk into a bathroom with a giant steaming turd just sitting on the vanity.
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Jan 14, 2018 02:02
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I am sick of the eternal battle of the poopsquote:I am a 36 year old female and my 25 year old boyfriend thrives on getting my goat. Typically this makes me laugh. We exchange playful banter and enjoy/annoy each other all in good fun. We've been together for 2 years and were considering living together. I am a chill chick. I put up with a lot in the name of love and happy relationships. my main reaction: 1.) LOL age gap 2) the "i'm about to take a poo poo position" involves putting your feet up on the tub  [/quote]
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Jan 14, 2018 02:07
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Why don't these people just lock the door? When I'm in there, I'm not letting anyone else in without a real good reason. People gotta wait their turn.
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Jan 14, 2018 02:16
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Why don't these people just lock the door? When I'm in there, I'm not letting anyone else in without a real good reason. People gotta wait their turn. It's really normal to have your partner join you for a bath/shower but that assumes your boyfriend isn't going to poo poo in the bathtub.
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Jan 14, 2018 02:18
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I [42 M] with a woman I've been dating [39 F] just had the worst sexual experience ever and I'm trying to figure out why someone would do thisquote:I met a woman online dating 4-5 months ago and we went out for dinner. She was very clear and direct in that she wanted a relationship, wanted to get married and have children and I was amenable to the same thing. She lives about 20 miles away from me which isn't a big deal but she works a schedule that's almost opposite mine so chances to see her were carefully planned.
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Jan 14, 2018 02:21
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Dude really likes email.
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Showed up to my SO's place with poop in my pants. Thinking about breaking it off cos of the way they treated me.quote:So we've had our issues in the past, which I attribute mostly to two depressed people being bad for each other. We had been broken up for a few months recently, and after not having them as part of my life did I realise that I was taking them for granted and how much happiness they brought me. So I did my best to get them back, and it was a struggle, but it worked. I was so happy to have them back. I was approaching the relationship with renewed vigor.
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