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D_Smart posted:3.0.1 patch was released to Evocati. The patch notes are hilarious. Yes the monocle, one of those highly sought after 3.0 features ! Wait... and they removed missions? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just like the tutorial, if it doesn't work just 'temporarily' remove it, and never talk about it ever again
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Why need missions when there is so much emergent gameplay?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:14 |
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I metaphorically want your babies.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:14 |
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D_Smart posted:Feature Updates They're still haven't figured out quite how combat should work, and are still loving around with it six years into development, but that's okay because D_Smart posted:New Features motherfucking monocles are in. How can anyone deny that they're making progress?
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Blue On Blue posted:Yes the monocle, one of those highly sought after 3.0 features ! Where is your taxxe? posting taxxe for you:
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:16 |
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Hav posted:*jazzhands* arent there pads or buffers for heavy flow days?
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Duckaerobics posted:This has certainly been the plan so far, but I don't think it can continue indefinitely. The market is saturated at this point. Everyone who might have been interested in the project has heard about it and I don't think they will attract new customers in any significant number. Current customers will reach a point where they don't want to spend additional money on the project. The gaming press has also largely changed it's mind about SC, and the narrative for anyone who does happen to come out from under a rock and hear about SC for the first time in 2018 is going to be very critical. I share this opinion.
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Galarox posted:Where is your taxxe? Apologies
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Hav posted:I metaphorically want your babies. Only if we have a pre-nup that agrees that they should be subjected to the worst kind of electricity and pain that triples every second. If so, you're on!
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TheAgent posted:why are yall saying "at launch?" but but but but pre alpaca hand wave?????
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:20 |
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how much more can the whales continue, year after year they dig deep though. The question is how long will they hold on? surely there is a limit along with outside sources there must be pressure on showing more completion then they have now right.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:22 |
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Copyright is automatic in the U.S. and Germany. There is no possible interpretation that CryEngine was under some sort of copyright free for all prior to registration.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 02:33 |
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Loxbourne posted:
While earlier I was thinking on bidding on low-hanging fruit like 'Ortwin throws Chris/Sandi under the bus to save his career', after looking at this bit again, I think I might go for something else. I think mine is going to be 'CIG actually has another loan that it took out to save itself and leveraged most/all its US assets against, and Crobberts is desperately shifting money from the UK to the US and vice versa to pay off the instalments as they fall due.'
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Latin Pheonix posted:While earlier I was thinking on bidding on low-hanging fruit like 'Ortwin throws Chris/Sandi under the bus to save his career', after looking at this bit again, I think I might go for something else. I think mine is going to be 'CIG actually has another loan that it took out to save itself and leveraged most/all its US assets against, and Crobberts is desperately shifting money from the UK to the US and vice versa to pay off the instalments as they fall due.' tug of wharlards of banks over the corps of crispi.
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Latin Pheonix posted:While earlier I was thinking on bidding on low-hanging fruit like 'Ortwin throws Chris/Sandi under the bus to save his career', after looking at this bit again, I think I might go for something else. I think mine is going to be 'CIG actually has another loan that it took out to save itself and leveraged most/all its US assets against, and Crobberts is desperately shifting money from the UK to the US and vice versa to pay off the instalments as they fall due.' ooOOoo! Good call. Bet the warlord wishes he'd thought of that first. drat. Ofc he did. It's in... the july blog
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intardnation posted:how much more can the whales continue, year after year they dig deep though. The question is how long will they hold on? surely there is a limit along with outside sources there must be pressure on showing more completion then they have now right. There are probably artists and modelers at CIG LA and elsewhere working up the next great monetizable pixeldream - player housing. Hideouts for pirates, mansions for the 890 Jump types, and a wide variety in between. Chris can’t grow the revenues outward right now — the market too small and brand damage to dire. But he can count on the Errises and Mikus and other Concierge Level whales, even if they’re cash strapped, to be ready, willing and eager to buy themselves a little plot of land, a place to park their ship, a dwelling to call home. I assume Chris will ape Garriott’s model shamelessly and squeeze even more oil out of the super whales. Structures don’t have to deal with physics grids and flight models yet can command prices commensurate with ships. A little hideout might be $50 (plus your protection racket land claim fee). A full scale, multiroom luxury villa with the works and a view might be $1000. However he does it, Chris will squeeze the whales as hard as he can until they can get Squadron to a releasable state. It’s a tall order that hasn’t had any urgency after the cessation of work in early 2016 but it’s clearly the front burner for Chris again. He sees that as a windfall that buys them the more time to try to figure out all the stuff they ignored for five years. You know, the Game part.
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Latin Pheonix posted:While earlier I was thinking on bidding on low-hanging fruit like 'Ortwin throws Chris/Sandi under the bus to save his career', after looking at this bit again, I think I might go for something else. I think mine is going to be 'CIG actually has another loan that it took out to save itself and leveraged most/all its US assets against, and Crobberts is desperately shifting money from the UK to the US and vice versa to pay off the instalments as they fall due.' I'm going with "employees going unpaid at multiple CIG studios" myself. Now, whether that's from Crobblers handing out IOUs during the lean times or some kind of mass scale abuse of unpaid internships, well... That's for the future to tell.
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When is that high level backer dinner they were selling tickets for? I expect that will provide at least an hour of laughs
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G0RF posted:There are probably artists and modelers at CIG LA and elsewhere working up the next great monetizable pixeldream - player housing. Hideouts for pirates, mansions for the 890 Jump types, and a wide variety in between. Chris can’t grow the revenues outward right now — the market too small and brand damage to dire. But he can count on the Errises and Mikus and other Concierge Level whales, even if they’re cash strapped, to be ready, willing and eager to buy themselves a little plot of land, a place to park their ship, a dwelling to call home. wasnt that part of your hangar? the more ships the bigger the hangar? But if you are now going to sell that back to them then that is hilarious. Then sell them land + buildings + Luxury and furnishings - I bet they will go there but at some point everyone will break. The question is where right? or do you think erris etc will not break at all and continue with the dream until the lights are turned off?
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That room of $350 dinner dates is gonna be one hell of a lovely place to be, I'd be demanding at least a hand job
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peter gabriel posted:That room of $350 dinner dates is gonna be one hell of a lovely place to be, I'd be demanding at least a hand job are there tugs in the verse? I know of the reclaimer for the afterwords.
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intardnation posted:wasnt that part of your hangar? the more ships the bigger the hangar? But if you are now going to sell that back to them then that is hilarious. Then sell them land + buildings + Luxury and furnishings - I bet they will go there but at some point everyone will break. The question is where right? or do you think erris etc will not break at all and continue with the dream until the lights are turned off? I'll never forget the first time I loaded my hangar, I hadn't read anything about the game at all so when I was confronted with this huge grey loving shed I spent about ten minutes running around it thinking 'eehhhhhhhh' then logged off. That was probably the highlight of the game so far
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D_Smart posted:So this is your new gimmick? You know how this ends, right? If your history is any indication, it ends with a bunch of posturing followed by a bunch of excuses when you fail to follow through.
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peter gabriel posted:I'll never forget the first time I loaded my hangar, I hadn't read anything about the game at all so when I was confronted with this huge grey loving shed I spent about ten minutes running around it thinking 'eehhhhhhhh' then logged off. I just remember was - where the gently caress is my ship?
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intardnation posted:I just remember was - where the gently caress is my ship? I recall a table with glowy blue poo poo on it, never did know what that was
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peter gabriel posted:That room of $350 dinner dates is gonna be one hell of a lovely place to be, I'd be demanding at least a hand job It might be more hilarious than we all think, when just Clifford show's up after having purchased all the tickets 'Hello Christopher, let us sit ... and talk'
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peter gabriel posted:That room of $350 dinner dates is gonna be one hell of a lovely place to be, I'd be demanding at least a hand job Bedamned a hand-job. At this level it has to be at least a blow-job... if not an actual dancing whores and bunterish lickspittles jamboree.... apologies for such an obscure reference but this is one of my fave things ever on the interwebs. The Taxman posted:Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more-than-prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. e - this is apparently a genuine HMRC reply to an enraged taxpayer as reported in the UK press. Galarox fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Combat Theory posted:Miss Titanic will not be pleased with those comparisons If it means CryTek can join me at the bottom, that’s fine. Hopefully CIG won’t be too long behind them because it can get lonely at the bottom. I can only watch the ghost of Leonardo DiCaprio so loving long before... nah. I love the ghost of Leo. He never gets old.
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peter gabriel posted:I recall a table with glowy blue poo poo on it, never did know what that was wasnt that were you changed out ship parts or something I think. Could be wrong though.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Did somebody in a wheelchair kill your parents or something? I’m starting to wonder the same! How many people in wheelchairs can one guy literally piss off on seemingly a regular basis?
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Galarox posted:Bedamned a hand-job. At this level it has to be at least a blow-job... if not an actual dancing whores and bunterish lickspittles jamboree.... I can tell you of a little letter my boss got from CRA (Canadian version of IRS). It goes a little like this: We understand that your client is deceased, and we understand the difficulties this may entail however we need to speak to him. We need to resolve these matters to a satisfactory outcome in a timely manner. So please make your client available for questioning. He has it hanging on his wall framed.
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Galarox posted:Bedamned a hand-job. At this level it has to be at least a blow-job... if not an actual dancing whores and bunterish lickspittles jamboree.... til about Billy Bunter (of "Bunterish lickspittles LLC")- who could work at CIG quote:Bunter's defining characteristic is his greediness and dramatically overweight appearance. His character is, in many respects, a highly obnoxious anti-hero. As well as his gluttony, he is also obtuse, lazy, racist, inquisitive, deceitful, slothful, self-important and conceited. These defects, however, are not recognised by Bunter. In his own mind, he is an exemplary character: handsome, talented and aristocratic; and dismisses most of those around him as "beasts". Even so, the negative sides of Bunter are offset by several genuine redeeming features; such as his tendency, from time to time, to display courage in aid of others; his ability to be generous, on the rare occasions when he has food or cash; and above all his very real love and concern for his mother. All these, combined with Bunter's cheery optimism, his comically transparent untruthfulness and inept attempts to conceal his antics from his schoolmasters and schoolfellows, combine to make a character that succeeds in being highly entertaining but which rarely attracts the reader's lasting sympathy.
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intardnation posted:I can tell you of a little letter my boss got from CRA (Canadian version of IRS). I have just come out of a dispute with HMRC about taxxe paid or not paid. I am still awaiting their final verdict on my returns. I am not holding out hope that sanity will prevail, it's the tax-man after all.
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i raise you this older creation from a good friend of mine
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intardnation posted:wasnt that were you changed out ship parts or something I think. Could be wrong though. Could be, it spun around a bit then broke if you clicked it
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Combat Theory posted:i raise you this older creation from a good friend of mine That... that is loving awesome. I dont keep up with the thread so when the actual gently caress was that posted? it is
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Galarox posted:That... that is loving awesome. I dont keep up with the thread so when the actual gently caress was that posted? it is i linked it as a welcome present when i first got here. he made quite a few back in the days (like 2016 days) so before i became a Goon. Star Citizen raised its own breed of heretics and they slowly find their way into here still to this day.
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Beet Wagon posted:Credit goes to Beer, actually. He did all the legwork, I just swooped in at the last moment and stole the glory. You didn't even swoop in; you literally got the glory stolen via typo. The Goonest of Moves.
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