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I hope my death is hilarious.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:13 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I hope my death is hilarious. No, you should die as you lived.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:34 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Three preachers are discussing how they divide up the money from the collection plate. CaptainJuan posted:The last priest is a rabbi with the serial numbers filed off Pirate Radar posted:You remove a tattoo with a laser, not a file
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:46 |
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Jedit posted:No, you should die as you lived. So this feels vaguely uncomfortable but I'm not sure why.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:02 |
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mind the walrus posted:
You didn't see the final solution to the joke?
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:04 |
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mind the walrus posted:So this feels vaguely uncomfortable but I'm not sure why. It's a holocaust joke
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:05 |
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mind the walrus posted:
I think it’s because Holocaust jokes aren’t funny. The serial number part was good until someone decided to build an extended universe on top of it.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:05 |
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Jedit posted:No, you should die as you lived. With no funny jokes involving me in any way?
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:08 |
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It’s a dark joke and there’s no problem with not finding it funny.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:26 |
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Holocaust jokes are the rare example of a joke not being "too soon" but rather "too late". There was a window that opened sometime in the 70s where enough time had passed and closed in 2016 when Nazis started actually doing stuff again. Maybe we'll get lucky and it won't be "too soon" again
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:33 |
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I've got nothing against a good holocaust joke. That one just wasn't funny. The punchline is ye olde " JEWZ N' MONEY " which really takes the fun out of the more novel "serial numbers filed off" barb.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:46 |
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here on the east coast we got a blinding snowstorm with 70-degree weather tomorrow99 CENTS AMIGO posted:Monday, it can snow a lot
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:06 |
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yeah actually they will posted:If we can teach even one GBS poster to feel empathy this whole forum will have been worth it
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:24 |
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so glad to be the subject of this quote
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 19:31 |
Fleta Mcgurn posted:Use commas and capitalization, dickshit. lol cry more about it grandma anyway the 'what is lowtax pointing at' thread is v good chernobyl kinsman has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:43 |
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Conch Shell Corp posted:I hope the retard masturbators union goes after this, i need my job
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 00:31 |
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MassRafTer posted:He went on to become a wrestler Mel Mudkiper posted:Just off screen Popeye is carrying away Olive Oyl
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 05:52 |
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Man, I hope Armenian genocide jokes are still okay. And Rwandan genocide jokes. And Cambodian genocide jokes. And Holodomor jokes. I might need to post some apologies on twitter is what I'm saying. And on facebook. And on youtube. And on google+. And on tinder.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 09:09 |
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Paladinus posted:Man, I hope Armenian genocide jokes are still okay. you forgot AIDS jokes and Holocaust jokes POZel tov!
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 09:27 |
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I hope someone commits genocide in this thread
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 09:37 |
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Trans-LoafWithTail posted:you forgot AIDS jokes and Holocaust jokes He is the AIDS joke on Tinder.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 09:40 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I hope someone commits genocide in this thread Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 11:45 |
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squeaky dick farts
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 11:57 |
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Bloodfart McCoy always makes me laugh when he posts. His name is a real riot.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 12:04 |
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Trans-LoafWithTail posted:you forgot AIDS jokes and Holocaust jokes The Holocaust has already been discussed upthread. And I don't do AIDS jokes, because it's a real issue that affects real people. (I realise that the joke is very uncouth, so let me know if it's too much, and I'll 'make it disappear')
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 12:05 |
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too late, i saw it and will remember it when the time of your judgment arrives
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 12:17 |
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Jared Has Aides has aged poorly in the most unexpected way.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 13:02 |
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Paladinus posted:The Holocaust has already been discussed upthread.
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 13:18 |
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Paladinus posted:And Holodomor jokes. Only in D&D
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# ? Apr 3, 2018 14:02 |
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Stare-Out posted:Mike Huckabee is trying to be a Twitter comedian and failing spectacularly. PhazonLink posted:He's been trying to do this for years too, you would think he would give up. Also he blocks everyone that brings up his morally inept son. Poops Mcgoots posted:Woah, hey, he only killed and hung a dog. He didn't have sex with it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 03:45 |
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This exchange in the Memes thread got a chuckle out of me.MizPiz posted:Army guy knew what he was signing up for IncredibleIgloo posted:He is not an Army guy. ToyotaThong posted:He's not a Navy pal. The Relentless posted:He's not an air-force fwend.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 11:48 |
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Kevin Palpatine posted:I injected my cat with heroin and he started playing saxophone
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:04 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Bloodfart McCoy always makes me laugh when he posts. His name is a real riot. same, plus when i watch old star treks and deforest kelly comes onscreen i always giggle internally and think "there he is, ol' bloodfart"
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:59 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Spider-Glans, Spider-Glans
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 19:02 |
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He looks so happy to be grabbing spiderdong!
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 19:09 |
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Cicadas! posted:He looks so happy to be grabbing spiderdong! He has learned how to shot web.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 19:21 |
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My nephew was playing spider-man recently and his mother described it as “throwing webs” which struck me as one of the most mom phrases of all time.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 20:08 |
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mind the walrus posted:I've got nothing against a good holocaust joke. That one just wasn't funny. The punchline is ye olde " JEWZ N' MONEY " which really takes the fun out of the more novel "serial numbers filed off" barb. You have some bad reading comprehension. The punchline is about the Nazis putting number tattoos on the Jews they captured and put in camps. The middle quote is about how they'd heard the first quoted joke (Which is simply there for in my post for context) as being the racist sentiment you're implying the entire thing is about, and which none of it actually is. And now the post is ruined because I had to explain the joke, ya big meanie.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 22:39 |
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drama continues in mod feedback thread it's been a pretty fun drama this time
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 22:45 |
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Push El Burrito posted:I have seen a boob. Bobby Digital posted:Turn on your monitor. Classic.
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