Darth Walrus posted:

So someone somewhere else on the Internet said that the cancelled CA tenth anniversary special would have been based on Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None.

Goddamn.

stillvisions posted:

Ten little Critics standin' in a line,
One had a twitter war and then there were nine;

Nine little Critics during gamergate,
One got harrassed and then there were eight.

Eight little Critics, dream job in heaven.
One had surgery and then there were seven;

Seven little Critics using camera tricks,
One got a Patreon and then there were six.

Six little Critics all posting live,
One investigated 8chan and then there were five;

Five little Critics on the basement floor,
One asked for water and then there were four.

Four little Critics on a filming spree,
One missed a video and then there were three;

Three little Critics doing what they do,
One heard nothing and then there were two

Two little Critics sitting in the sun,
One read the google doc and then there was one;

One little Critic livin' all alone,
He took all the revenue and then there were none.

nielsm posted:

I just realized that the actual reason some languages are said to be garbage collecting is because they attract garbage code.

Palpek posted:

When I come back from work my stay-at-home wife updates me on what our boring stupid infant son did all day like it could interest anybody. How do I tell her that what he does is nothing compared to the complexity of my data analysis tasks at the insurance company?

tactlessbastard posted:

When my first daughter started walking I recall my wife getting very excited and I had to tell her to tone that poo poo down, the Rose Bowl is on

mind the walrus posted:

In my day we left our houses unlocked, didn't need airbags, and burnt silicon cube displays for witchcraft.

Bacontotem posted:

Generations shouldve been Kirk right after Star Trek 3 being wished in and getting to use the D to go ham on Klingon rear end.

Ghostlight posted:

That sounds like an amazingly watchable movie but you probably mean the Enterprise D.

its curtains for Kevin posted:

Does anyone have the quote where the guy takes advantage of government regulated infrastructure all day, then goes home and posts about the horror of government on his computer?

Besesoth posted:

Does anyone have that post where the guy - I think he had a Lowtax-related name? - talks about the cyclical nature of this thread and then ends it with a "Casablanca" reference?

boner confessor posted:

a buddy of mine would troll notch on twitter, and notch would respond, and my buddy is living in his dad's basement and drinking steel reserve, and notch is living in a multi million dollar mansion in the hollywood hills, and they'd go at it like cats

Dumb Lowtax posted:

That one and the ""perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound" post brought up again as recently as the previous page, and the repeated unprompted workout routine post a couple pages ago, basically make everyone here sound like a bunch of dementia patients in an old folks home longingly remembering the good old days of posting because on the one hand this thread carries on like a continuous conversation from the regulars and on the other we've got an influx of newcomers who haven't bookmarked it or read the past few pages to whom it's all so new and exciting but you can't tell who's who so it might as well just be the regulars requesting it over and over... "play it again, Sam"

Push El Burrito posted:

I hope the next Spider-Man storyline is just a Chick tract.

FronzelNeekburm posted:

freeedr posted:

Also “Your Mom seems pretty cool OP” or whatever the exact wording was

tactlessbastard posted:

I forget the context on that one

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

A mother was trying to find a woman who would be willing deflower her virginal son, who was afflicted with Down's syndrome or a severe form of autism or some other developmental disability.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

A mother was trying to find a woman who would be willing deflower her virginal son, who was afflicted with Down's syndrome or a severe form of autism or some other developmental disability.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Another super requested one is the one where wet butt trolls the "picked on in school" thread by making up a bunch of stuff like being 700lbs, having the word "homo" instead of a mouth, etc

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

-Wore a bathrobe to school every day
-Both parents were Charles Manson (long story)

quote:

was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think
* Weighed 750 pounds
* Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
* Wore a bath robe to school every day
* Had the word "homo" instead of a mouth

Improbable Lobster posted:

Uptime Sinclair posted:

deathclaw hide resists blunt damage

Blade Runner posted:

I heard that story when I was like five and I remember my dumb child brain's immediate thought was "What a stupid frog. I'll make sure I'm always the scorpion" and that is how I've lived my life since

Pick posted:

They both die

Bored posted:

I saw cats when I was little in Kansas City. Fred Phelps' group was there waving around signs about "fag cats". I think this was before they started making national news. My mom told me not to look at them.

Pick posted:

"cats" in this case being cats, the musical

Krankenstyle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-kEchCKHo

Krankenstyle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-kEchCKHo

wayfinder posted:

Lobok posted:

Bet her parents are proud she's college bound.