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Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

Maneck posted:

Since when do normal 40k players paint their minis beyond undercoating, at least after their first squad (half of which was mostly painted).

I feel so attacked

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tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

Pendent posted:

I actually went back to look at your post history in this thread for some reason and you have plenty of perfectly reasonable posts. It's just the super inflammatory stuff that derails the thread for days at a time that's getting really old. AoS is still understandably a really hard topic for a lot of old fantasy players and what you view as just joking around is really just reopening old wounds for people. Likewise you've posted some pretty weird poo poo generally related to third party models that has not been taken particularly well.

Lmao he has 17 pages of posts in this thread and started posting Jan 17th 2018. 17 pages of posts in 107 days. Here are some of his great contributions to the chat:

Neurolimal posted:

As much a reputation as 4chan rightly has, tradgames has a surprisingly large community of not-idiots. It also has 14 year olds and its own share of weirds but that comes with the territory of being a free anonymous forum on the same site as alt nazis and memelords.

Neurolimal posted:

Apologies for interrupting actual game chat, but I was curious where Tau story/lore currently is? Last time I checked during the GW Dark Age they seemed obsessed with giving them really sloppy pointless grimdark aspects, which alienated me from them.

I dont mind them being flawed, but it seems real stupid to make them randomly sterilize people and be Space Racist.

Neurolimal posted:

I think it would make for a neat story where some radical chaos eldar are trying to warn Nurgle that Isha is telling her followers cure for diseases behind his back, and it turning out that he already knows and is part of the reason he loves her; he's not the god of mindless destruction moreso than stagnation, and it wouldn't be any fun for him if any of his diseases managed to kill everyone for good. On the "two sides of the same coin" note, perhaps Isha could even have stockholm for Nurgle, having seen him create endlessly elaborate parasitic 'life'.

Could even toss in a bit about Tzeentch having aided in 'saving' her from Slaanesh because the endless cycle of diseases and cures manages to be one of the few areas up both his and Nurgle's alley.

Neurolimal posted:

There do exist people who get really weird about any boobplate/breasts/nudity at all, who kind of missed the point on why people complained about that stuff in the first place.

Neurolimal posted:

Sorry if I insulted an army you like? I never knew anything about GK before Ward started focusing on them, and I'm sure that was the case for plenty of people. No need to get angry about someone reading an accessible wiki to catch up on stuff they've missed.

Neurolimal posted:

Is my brain just making up the concept that GK are rumored to be heavily comprised of librarians from traitor chapters that refused to defect/traitor geneseed that resisted corruption? If not then that would be neat for them to lean into; units of basically more-prestigious Blackshields that are survival-of-the-fittest'd into their chaos resistance. You could even reverse the "super immunity marines" concept and have them specialized in converting traitors (plenty of book material for a grey knight and a chaos librarian trying to convert each other) with their force of will and faith (...and their ability to relate to each other via shared traitor chapter history, plot twist!)

Neurolimal posted:

It's an interesting idea, no reason to froth over it being written down on a wiki you dont like. He wouldn't be the first Custodes to be operating outside the group, he and his chapter are Terra-based, and the spear is a pretty decent jumping point even if it's not 100% concrete.

This is also without acknowledging the fact that GW, especially new GW, hasn't been against listening to fan ideas and theories.

E: Painting your stuff black has also been a reoccuring theme of rogue/renegade/dishonored factions in 40k, while that isn't necessarily hard proof it does make the Black Spear thematically consistent, as well.

Neurolimal posted:

Yeah, Custodes were explicitly supposed to be post-crusade Primarchs, being exemplars of scholastic and artistic pursuits that aren't created by stealing warp power and shooting it into babies. After the crusade the primarchs were to 'retire'.

Seeing as Moloch is heavily hinted at being former Custodes, it would be cool if he got a story revealing that he was aware of that plan, which is why he's cool with killing the poo poo out of chapters.

Neurolimal posted:

At least fluffwise Space Wolves are pretty clearly the closest legion on the loyalist side to being Bad Guys in 30k

Neurolimal posted:

Yeah that's why I edited that out. For whatever reason I assumed they had faction splits into Aeldari, Drukhari, and Harlequin.

Neurolimal posted:

Ah, I'm not as up-to-date on Necron lore so I thought the lords were only the start of them regaining sentience. Still amusing though. Like a fantasy skeleton empire that rides into battle on wagons made of other living skeleton warriors.

Neurolimal posted:

Ah drat, me and my scrub-tier lore knowledge.

Neurolimal posted:

I actually enjoy arguing, stepped away because things broke down to spear memes and yelling retard :shrug:

Neurolimal posted:

I admittedly have pretty limited knowledge of all of GW's specialist games, but if those are 1st party mini's I'd guess Epic conversions from the troop square bases.

Neurolimal posted:

By the way, since Blood Angels have shown up a number of times here I figured this would be worth sharing:


Gunpla wings pack that's coming out soon, multiple balljoints for easy posing before using greenstuff to hide said joints, should be useful for librarian dreadnoughts, though they're likely way too large for infantry.

Neurolimal posted:

It's pre-heresy thousand sons, as every member held within themselves the power tKANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Neurolimal posted:

I can only assume that this avat means I've leveled up into True Warham, thank you

Neurolimal posted:

I assume we're talking about the Black Widow model? Its chest isn't particularly egregious (certainly not as bad as their lychguard chests),

Also, as i've said before ITT, the fact that we're talking about actual bodies and not armor means it's entirely feasibly for a sentient Necron Lord to want to be more feminine/represent their pre-enslaved gender. Just like how there are Lords with a bunch of goofy jewelery and headdresses despite leading a mostly non-sentient culture with few allies to flaunt them at.

Neurolimal posted:

Do we even know what necrons looked like pre-enslavement? Considering the majority of non-swarm races in 40k have two genders it seems reasonable to assume necrons were the same.

You never get this kind of reaction to models with giant dick cannons, it's weird. They're sentient crazy robot lords who randomly decide "I want a tank for legs" or "I want to be a spider" or "I want a giant cybercape" or "I want a single giant eye", but the chestplate of their expendable body is off-limits.

It's like the crazy reactions to suggesting girls could be space marines, but somehow even more silly.

Neurolimal posted:

Idgaf what anyone thinks of me, I like arguing and I think the average TG "hyperventilate about any and all sex characteristics" is dumb. There's certainly a problem in nerd communities WRT female representation, but I dont think "deranged immortal robot pharoahs that replace their bodies with impractical poo poo on a whim" is the place to draw the line.

For whatever it's worth, I'm currently sculpting a leatherdaddy stand-in for Zarakynel, complete with Andrew Christian levels of package. This isnt a case of me wanting titty girl miniatures.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Schadenboner posted:

Are the Sigmarines Primarii-sized?

err, they might be around that size but I can't remember for sure. I'll get back to you after doing a couple of comparisons.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
this picture makes them look roughly the same size, but the Stormcast are squatting lower and have smaller heads

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

Schadenboner posted:

Are the Sigmarines Primarii-sized?

They're taller and on 40mm bases.At the risk of further derailment, I've come around on sigmarines after painting some and using a different scheme than GW's 95% gold. They look a lot nicer to me in person. On the other hand I will never be able to field that awesome red/white Empire army I always wanted as a kid

e: actually yeah they are about the same height depending on pose

WorldIndustries fucked around with this message at 18:50 on May 4, 2018

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I like Neurolimnal even if he sometimes says weird poo poo.

I guess I don't really mind the weird poo poo even? I mean, it's 40k.

Also I think his LotDs look nice.

E:

Booyah- posted:

On the other hand I will never be able to field that awesome red/white Empire army I always wanted as a kid

:emptyquote:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Lmao he has 17 pages of posts in this thread and started posting Jan 17th 2018. 17 pages of posts in 107 days. Here are some of his great contributions to the chat:

Oh poo poo, two arguments you didnt like and occasional posts about ideas I like. The horror.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Guy Goodbody posted:

this picture makes them look roughly the same size, but the Stormcast are squatting lower and have smaller heads



Chuck them on a 32 and give them a beakie and it would look pretty good though, I'll bet.

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I'm participating in a "Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes" event at my local GW. Just picked up a box of 10 Tactical Marines yesterday. 10 of us got assigned 10 chapters. Mine are:

The Sons of Guilliman, Iron Snakes, Angels of Vengeance, Revilers, Hawk Lords, Sons of Medusa, Genesis Chapter, Masters of Protelus, Angels Porphyr and the Subjugators.

I think I have a pretty good idea on how to paint most of these, but what green paint should I use for the Sons of Medusa? I was thinking the new Deathguard Green with a waywatcher green glaze or two over it.

Also, if there's interest i'll post some WIP shots. I have a ton of extra Space Marine bits, so I want to give them all some character.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

Zuul the Cat posted:

Also, if there's interest i'll post some WIP shots. I have a ton of extra Space Marine bits, so I want to give them all some character.

YES please post them

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Schadenboner posted:

Chuck them on a 32 and give them a beakie and it would look pretty good though, I'll bet.

Funny enough the only Stormcast I have is an abandoned attempt by someone else to make true scale marines that I picked up at the FLGS way before Primaris were a thing. Also I think the person used later variants that had a lot better poses as well.



If anything they could make decent Ultramarines Primaris just because of all the greco-roman ornaments and themes.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Cooked Auto posted:

Funny enough the only Stormcast I have is an abandoned attempt by someone else to make true scale marines that I picked up at the FLGS way before Primaris were a thing. Also I think the person used later variants that had a lot better poses as well.



If anything they could make decent Ultramarines Primaris just because of all the greco-roman ornaments and themes.

I think they would make great Primaris Sanguinary Guard.

E: Missed his last line, although oddly enough I responded to it without even realizing?

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 19:00 on May 4, 2018

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Schadenboner posted:

I think they would make great Primaris Sanguinary Guard.

Yeah that could work too now that you mention it.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Cooked Auto posted:

Funny enough the only Stormcast I have is an abandoned attempt by someone else to make true scale marines that I picked up at the FLGS way before Primaris were a thing. Also I think the person used later variants that had a lot better poses as well.



If anything they could make decent Ultramarines Primaris just because of all the greco-roman ornaments and themes.

The first stab looks pretty tubby, he would be pretty cool as a heavy weapons guy

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I feel like Neuroliminal has been around a while and his posting history has not always been like this.Then again I skipped like, hundreds of pages for the year and a half that I took off from 40k.

His lovely posting is starting to remind me of Warseer - if I get a probation for pointing this out/attacking Neuroliminal it would complete the circle

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


Lupercalcalcal posted:

Said it before in this thread: they're phasing out plastic heresy. Those torsos are designed to be compatible with the plastic heresy kits.

I'm not sure I follow this. Several of the torsos they are discontinuing existed long before plastic heresy.

If anything, I feel that they are phasing out resin stuff in favor of GW plastic.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Zuul the Cat posted:

I think I have a pretty good idea on how to paint most of these, but what green paint should I use for the Sons of Medusa? I was thinking the new Deathguard Green with a waywatcher green glaze or two over it.

Caliban Green base, with the spray primer.

Warpstone Glow overall.

Biel Tan Green wash.

Warboss Green cleanup.

Moot Green edge highlight.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I've no idea who warseer is, but I assume it's another weird sex poster like docthunder.

To be honest, I post about people going overboard with the anti-sex characteristics specifically because I was also a lot like that, and it only was after talking with girl goons, other feminists IRL, and reading up on player statistics that I have the current view on the subject.

"Nothing feminine ever" is just missing the entire reason behind the push for equal representation in nerd hobbies, doubling back towards attitudes that scare away women and feminine men from these sort of hobbies. Stringkini guardsmen Infinity style is fuckawful, but plenty of girl nerds are into badass women in dresses or mild boobplate or robots-that-act-like-people with feminine traits. It's a matter of accomodating everything from commissars in dresses to ladies in identical marine power armor, not exclusively pushing for a No Sex Zone.

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 4, 2018

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

Neurolimal posted:

I've no idea who warseer is, but I assume it's another weird sex poster like docthunder.

To be honest, I post about people going overboard with the anti-sex characteristics specifically because I was also a lot like that, and it only was after talking with girl goons, other feminists IRL, and reading up on player statistics that I have the current view on the subject.

"Nothing feminine ever" is just missing the entire reason behind the push for equal representation in nerd hobbies, doubling back towards attitudes that scare away women and feminine men from these sort of hobbies. Stringkini guardsmen Infinity style is fuckawful, but plenty of girl nerds are into badass women in dresses or mild boobplate or robots-that-act-like-people with feminine traits. It's a matter of accomodating everything, not exclusively pushing for a No Sex Zone.

Buckle up lads, we go into the breach once more.

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
From a few pages back:

Lungboy posted:

It's also a lot easier to test dodgy-looking dice.

When I started up again, I followed a link to an article that suggested that mots commonly used dice are, in effect, loaded. Supposedly the combination of soft, rounded corners on the dice coupled with a lot of missing weight on the six side (because of the pips) results in something like a 30% chance of rolling a one, rather than the expected 16.6%

Found it again: https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/That%27s_How_I_Roll_-_A_Scientific_Analysis_of_Dice

The solution was supposedly dice which are either painted or with numerals etched onto them.

Was this debunked or does everyone just ignore it?

Booley
Apr 25, 2010
I CAN BARELY MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Grimey Drawer

Maneck posted:

From a few pages back:


When I started up again, I followed a link to an article that suggested that mots commonly used dice are, in effect, loaded. Supposedly the combination of soft, rounded corners on the dice coupled with a lot of missing weight on the six side (because of the pips) results in something like a 30% chance of rolling a one, rather than the expected 16.6%

Found it again: https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/That%27s_How_I_Roll_-_A_Scientific_Analysis_of_Dice

The solution was supposedly dice which are either painted or with numerals etched onto them.

Was this debunked or does everyone just ignore it?

No, but it doesn't matter because we can't afford dozens of casino dice

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Booley posted:

No, but it doesn't matter because we can't afford dozens of casino dice

Then plasma guns and ones are why the (pipless) Dark Angels dice are $35.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Booyah- posted:

How much do you thin the liquitex? I have some inks but when I tried them went on way too think.

One part medium to 1 and a bit part Liquitex. It's not an exact science. I managed to get a pretty good mix by drunkenly dolloping a bunch of Liquitex into a half-empty medium pot.



Neurolimal posted:

I've no idea who warseer is, but I assume it's another weird sex poster like docthunder.

To be honest, I post about people going overboard with the anti-sex characteristics specifically because I was also a lot like that, and it only was after talking with girl goons, other feminists IRL, and reading up on player statistics that I have the current view on the subject.

"Nothing feminine ever" is just missing the entire reason behind the push for equal representation in nerd hobbies, doubling back towards attitudes that scare away women and feminine men from these sort of hobbies. Stringkini guardsmen Infinity style is fuckawful, but plenty of girl nerds are into badass women in dresses or mild boobplate or robots-that-act-like-people with feminine traits. It's a matter of accomodating everything from commissars in dresses to ladies in identical marine power armor, not exclusively pushing for a No Sex Zone.

Tiddies on a skeleton is loving dumb.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

SteelMentor posted:

Tiddies on a skeleton is loving dumb.

1. I'm referring to more than just that

2. They're robots with people brains, legs are also dumb in a world with hovertanks

3. I'm less focused on that model than I am with the general idea behind my argument. If there were other feminine necron sans tits I'd favor them, but currently the necrons are stuck in a transformers-esque "they have no gender! They're robots! Besides the broad chest, thin hips, and all-male voice acting." Rut.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
How often does GW release new 40k models?

I'm glad they are generating a bunch of new codexes to get everbody up to date rules, but new models for some of the older stuff would be cool.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

How often does GW release new 40k models?

I'm glad they are generating a bunch of new codexes to get everbody up to date rules, but new models for some of the older stuff would be cool.

Varies really. Some years 40k gets more frequent new releases, some years like this one AoS gets more new releases. Hopefully once the glut of Codex updates is done we'll get us some brand new gubbinz.

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Neurolimal posted:

3. I'm less focused on that model than I am with the general idea behind my argument. If there were other feminine necron sans tits I'd favor them, but currently the necrons are stuck in a transformers-esque "they have no gender! They're robots! Besides the broad chest, thin hips, and all-male voice acting." Rut.

But...they're skeletons. Specifically robot skeletons. Wouldn't it make more sense for the production line to just slam out the same model, rather than "oh poo poo, this lobotomized soul was a woman, lets give it the lady chassis" ? Gender doesn't even make sense for Necrons, the entire point of them is that their previous selves are completely destroyed, and it's not like they reproduce.

Not to dredge up the argument about women being represented in 40k, but to me it seems like making robot skeletons feminine makes about as much sense as Tyranids.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

How often does GW release new 40k models?

Current rumor as I remember is that the Ork codex is going to include a bunch of new models, but otherwise I think that happens once they've gone through the last couple of codexes they have left to release.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
I'd be nice for them to include a Lady phaeron to make the Necron character roster less of a sausage fest, like with them sprinkling in a mix of pronouns in the T'au codex, but with the mite bit more effort it takes to actually make a playable character.

Tiddies on a robot skeleton still dumb tho.

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Guys, I think Tyranids should all be trans. Discuss.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

TKIY posted:

Guys, I think Tyranids should all be trans. Discuss.

They're whatever the Hive Mind needs them to be

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

TKIY posted:

Guys, I think Tyranids should all be trans. Discuss.

This isn't funny

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

TKIY posted:

Guys, I think Tyranids should all be trans. Discuss.

Gender is a social construct, and tyranids have no society.

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
Pull up thread, pull up.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Unironic agree. Let my swarms of transnids devour all before them, just like in real life.


If someone included a flat out trans character in Hams I would be over the moon, especially from the deluge of neckbeard tears we'd get.


Pendent posted:

Pull up thread, pull up.

HEY GUYS I FOUND THIS WEBSITE CALLED WARGAME EXCLUSIVE AND

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
The Tyrannofex and Tervigon come from the same box. One has babies, the other has a big gun. By magnetizing, you don't assign them roles.

mango sentinel posted:

This isn't funny

Neither is 17 pages of Tittycron defense, yet here we are.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Don't Genestealers have a sexual reproduction cycle? Isn't that where all the generations of hybrids (retarded as that is) come in?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Emperor's Children should all be warrior drag queens.

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006
I think we can all agree on two things:

1. GW could do a better job with inclusivity
2. Necron tittys are hot as poo poo

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Schadenboner posted:

Don't Genestealers have a sexual reproduction cycle? Isn't that where all the generations of hybrids (retarded as that is) come in?

They hi-jack whatever reproductive cycle the host species uses. But once they reach full-blooded Genestealer they don't gently caress anymore, they just inject DNA into another host to start the cycle all over again

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