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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvwbBqNfcDA

gently caress I wish I still had my yaris, it was the same year/color as this one.

Hope he's got some skid plates underneath that poor thing.

More yaris love: http://www.subcompactculture.com/2017/05/subcompact-showcase-toyota-yaris.html

xzzy fucked around with this message at 19:05 on May 4, 2018

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Thrasher
Apr 21, 2002

Aargh posted:

I just don't understand why you would want to lower it to the point that the tyres don't line up with the radius of the wheel arch or look like they don't fit at all.



:colbert:

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.




Sir. You appear to be missing your rear wheels. Just want to make sure you're aware.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.


uuuuuuuunnnnnnfffffffffffffffffff

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
One of the primary things that makes this "right" is that it's not some loving VW or Honda.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

hackbunny posted:

Believe it or not, I've seen much worse. Like, the norm for super special/exhibition rally stages is poo poo like this:




I really regret not finding out this was in Milan last time I was there. Yet another reason I should move.

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004


I'll give that a pass

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Aargh posted:

I'll give that a pass

I'll give him my AAA card so he can get a tow truck to pull him out of that sand.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Deteriorata posted:

I'll give him my AAA card so he can get a tow truck to pull him out of that sand.

Thing is so low it'd need a tow off a mirror.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

With the flip of a couple switches he could have more ground clearance than a Wrangler.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

One of the primary things that makes this "right" is that it's not some loving VW or Honda. loving rad regardless of what sort of car it is.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
The awful app ate my post, so I'll summarize it as best I can. And by "summarize" I mean "retype the whole thing but can't be arsed to go back and pull the quotes again."

Taurus SHO digital dash is awesome, I kinda wanted one already, but that's icing on the cake. Did they make a SHO wagon? God help me, I'm starting to like the ugly mid-'90s cars. I'd unironically rock a Taurus wagon or 4th-gen Camaro (third-gen was cooler but would require me to grow a mullet, and the Fox body cop car was the only decent Mustang between 1969 and 2005.) Or maybe even certain minivans. My mom had a '96-ish Windstar that went through three sets of head gaskets every 20k miles, the originals blowing the instant the warranty expired, and trashed one head. But it was cute, and had a lot of cargo space. I may have a problem.

Re: Offroad tires on regular cars: next time I buy tires, I'm getting those pictured. IDGAF whether it's for a Taurus wagon, a minivan, or my current Kia Opirus (Er, Amanti.) The Kia, when I get a replacement for it, is going to be turned into a LeMons or equivalent (is there a rallycross like LeMons?) car, and go out in a blaze of glory. LeMons has relaxed rules for Korean luxobarges, and I plan to take full advantage of them -- on paper, it's about equivalent to my ex-cop Crown Vic, but FWD. Also I've already emailed the LeMons guys asking about it, because I paid $700 for it, because that was how much my aunt had recently spent on new tires just before her daughter stopped driving it. They said I'm good, tires don't count toward the price, by their rules I got it free. :v:

Things we don't like: I don't personally care for donks/lowriders/stanced cars, but I can admire well-made ones on a technical level. The poorly-done ones, I just laugh at the builder's incompetence (or take a picture and post it in the sister thread to this one) and go on with my life.

For example, I'm not a fan of this genre, but goddamn they did what they set out to do perfectly.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 00:48 on May 5, 2018

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

unf

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


Imperador do Brasil posted:

Did somebody say lowered wagons?



As someone looking to buy a Forester after having a Wrx, I like this combo.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I really regret not finding out this was in Milan last time I was there. Yet another reason I should move.

Guess who was right behind the first U turn?

https://i.imgur.com/8KIEtEY.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/CEQZhPe.mp4

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

xzzy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvwbBqNfcDA

gently caress I wish I still had my yaris, it was the same year/color as this one.

Hope he's got some skid plates underneath that poor thing.

More yaris love: http://www.subcompactculture.com/2017/05/subcompact-showcase-toyota-yaris.html

Wasn't there a guy around here that brought a Yaris to track days with a bunch of brake/suspension upgrades and good tires...or was that a Mazda 2?

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



El Laucha posted:

As someone looking to buy a Forester after having a Wrx, I like this combo.

Unfortunately I’ll have to be selling one of my FXT’s, most likely this one, but I really do like the way this one is set up.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

redgubbinz posted:

Wasn't there a guy around here that brought a Yaris to track days with a bunch of brake/suspension upgrades and good tires...or was that a Mazda 2?

There was a poster in the MZR thread with a Mazda2... but I'm not sure if it's the same guy.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Unfortunately I’ll have to be selling one of my FXT’s, most likely this one, but I really do like the way this one is set up.

Is it manual?

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

redgubbinz posted:

Wasn't there a guy around here that brought a Yaris to track days with a bunch of brake/suspension upgrades and good tires...or was that a Mazda 2?

I thought there was a poster who put a turbo on a yaris (or echo).

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Crustashio posted:

I thought there was a poster who put a turbo on a yaris (or echo).

For some reason my immediate thought for turboing a yaris was duct taping a hair dryer onto the engine.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I'll have you know my yaris could beat anyone through the intersection that wasn't paying attention.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Wrar posted:

Is it manual?

The champagne one isn’t but my other one is, which is really the only reason I’d sell this one over my other one. It’s substantially faster than my manual one and I actually drive it more often because it’s hilarious; makes around 300awhp and external wastegate vented to atmosphere gives me the giggles. I am constantly on the fence though, and I’d sell the other one if it came down to someone wanting it more.

This is the other one. Stock height and slower than the champagne one, but other than the surface rust on the front fenders that just started this winter it’s super clean. Interior looks brand new and it’s a Limited so it has the heated leather/heated windshield/massive sunroof (although so is the other one)


Imperador do Brasil fucked around with this message at 17:32 on May 5, 2018

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Wistful of Dollars posted:

For some reason my immediate thought for turboing a yaris was duct taping a hair dryer onto the engine.

Leaf blower would at least keep the intake temps down, but you'd have to figure out a boost control to prevent over boosting.

(Turbo yaris is cool car stuff even if I joke about it)

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Crustashio posted:

I thought there was a poster who put a turbo on a yaris (or echo).

Was it a turbo? I seem to remember someone here putting a Corolla intake on a Yaris.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe



I will go to Montana. And I will marry a round American woman, and raise Rabbits, and drive from state to state.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Phy posted:



I will go to Montana. And I will marry a round American woman, and raise Rabbits, and drive from state to state.
:golfclap:
Appropriately named smilie for you sir.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Phy posted:



I will go to Montana. And I will marry a round American woman, and raise Rabbits, and drive from state to state.

This came up as a search result when I googled for those links:

https://m.wikihow.com/Pick-up-a-Rabbit

There’s an opportunity there, but :effort:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Not to beat to death the topic of useless cars being given offroad tires, but here's one more that popped up:

https://jalopnik.com/this-lifted-prius-trolls-jeeps-1825777000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO6gWlyWtYo

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCEqYyRKqw

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
Are we still doing dirt wheels on inappropriate cars?

Shot:
"This off-road Alfa Romeo GTV is ready for anything"


Chaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEH9t7pA9k&t=656s

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Cabriolet Centurion custom-built fifth-wheel tow rig. Click for huge.

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


hackbunny posted:

Are we still doing dirt wheels on inappropriate cars?

Shot:
"This off-road Alfa Romeo GTV is ready for anything"



Unf. :fap:

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?

Well it wasn't ready for Hoonigans to destroy it...

I think it looks badass as gently caress.

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009

Memento posted:



Cabriolet Centurion custom-built fifth-wheel tow rig. Click for huge.

My auto shop teacher in High School had one of these, mid 80s. From the outside, oh that's odd. Inside: all trucks should be like this.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Memento posted:



Cabriolet Centurion custom-built fifth-wheel tow rig. Click for huge.

It's like the adolescent stage between a pick-up truck and a tractor-trailer.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You will begin to notice a change in engine note, rapid chassis growth and new gears in places there weren't gears before. This is perfectly normal.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012



https://youtu.be/8LLvN-3Ibkw

Then they made them a skid plate. :v:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

hackbunny posted:

Are we still doing dirt wheels on inappropriate cars?

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



Oh my...

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