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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:


"The people don't want either of these" says very wise commentator about two parties who got 70% of the vote between them.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If I was feeling generous I could choose to read it as a commentary on the party leaders trying to make it about them when in reality local elections are all about how often people's bins are emptied.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Clearly the real winners are the Lib Dems who reclaimed less than a quarter of the seats they lost in 2014. Not Labour who managed to increase their vote compared to the 2014 result where Ed Miliband was widely considered to be on the way to number 10. The Conservatives also deserve strong congratulations for holding on to the losses they made in 2014.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Clearly the real winners are the Lib Dems who reclaimed less than a quarter of the seats they lost in 2014. Not Labour who managed to increase their vote compared to the 2014 result where Ed Miliband was widely considered to be on the way to number 10. The Conservatives also deserve strong congratulations for holding on to the losses they made in 2014.

:thunk: I submit to your superior powers of Centrist Analysis

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think you'll find the real winners are the ex-ukip councillors who can go back to their mum's home cooking.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump's speech to the NRA – President Trump promised the National Rifle Association he would defend the right to bear arms"

Telegraph:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Theresa May's Brexit options – Tory Brexit moderates and business groups have made a last-ditch attempt to push for PM’s preferred customs plan"

Telegraph:

Jacob Rees-Mogg: Boris would be 'more aggressive' as PM in Brexit negotiations; :sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Independent:



Fox & Friends diplomacy: Boris Johnson urges Trump to stay in Iran deal

Times:

Giuliani: Trump would have had Cohen pay off more women 'if necessary'

Evening Standard:


David Squires:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
All praise our glorious solar god Rees-Mogg.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


David Squires posted:

Even a bloated corpse farts sometimes.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Paladinus posted:

All praise our glorious solar god Rees-Mogg.
I see what they're doing there.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That loving Squires is incredible.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May's EU customs plan – Boris Johnson has launched an unprecedented attack on the prime minister’s preferred option for a post-Brexit EU customs partnership, calling the proposed system crazy" After Briton Riviere.

Telegraph:

Give millennials £10,000 each to tackle generation gap, says thinktank

Independent:

Mark Williams strips naked for press conference after winning thrilling World Snooker Championship final

Times:


Evening Standard:

Iran deal: Trump breaks with European allies over 'horrible, one-sided' nuclear agreement

Mail:
Mac on... wealth distribution

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
It almost feels nostalgic to say: gently caress Off Mac

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

That disgraced Liam Fox face.
:stonk:

And generally :lol: at the saltiness they have at the thought of giving millenials a one-off £10k. (As discussed in the UKMT, in isolation it's loving nothing - better than a slap in the face, but nowhere near loving enough to offset all the other issues we're struggling with in society.)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on EU leaders' lack of influence over Donald Trump – The US president has exited the nuclear deal with Iran ignoring the advice of his European allies"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Six more stabbings in London in one night — now urgent review of police crime tactics is launched

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Abdel Hakim Belhaj – Theresa May has issued an unprecedented apology for Britain’s role in the “appalling” treatment of a Libyan dissident and his wife, who were victims of a rendition operation mounted with the help of MI6"

Telegraph:

Brexit: Peers call for UK to remain in European Economic Area

Independent:


Times:

Trump welcomes home three Americans released by North Korea

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on grammar schools – Grammar schools in England will be given tens of millions of pounds to expand, after the education secretary, Damian Hinds, unveiled a fund for selective schools that agree to improve applications from disadvantaged children" Also Leave. EU fined £70,000 over breaches of electoral law

Telegraph:

:sax: Eurovision Song Contest 2018! :banjo:

Independent:

After Pieter Casteels.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a strong statement for the Times.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Disaster for Britain's entry in Eurovision – How the song contest all went pear-shaped for the Hammond, May, Johnson trio"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the latest UK rich list – Fracking and chemicals billionaire Jim Ratcliffe – who grew up on a council estate – has been named Britain’s richest person, with a £21bn fortune"

Telegraph:

Man invades stage and grabs mic during UK Eurovision song

Independent:


Times:

Campaigners call for UK to act on rights as Turkish president arrives

Evening Standard:

Theresa May splits cabinet to consider customs options

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


'Self-made billionaire', loving shoot me.

Or him, for preference.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

'Self-made billionaire', loving shoot me.

Or him, for preference.
Listen, he built that corporation with nothing but his own sweat, blood and what little money and high-profile contacts he could scrape together from a decade working for a private equity firm and nothing you say can take that away from him. :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Recep Tayyip Erdoğan's UK state visit – Turkey’s president has begun a three-day state visit to the UK amid claims that Theresa May was disowning Britain’s respect for human rights in pursuit of a post-Brexit trade deal with Ankara"

Telegraph:

Morgan, Miliband and Clegg launch cross-party campaign on Brexit bill (After Bananaman. Once held a banana weirdly.)

Independent:


Times:

Israel faces outcry over Gaza killings during Jerusalem embassy protests

Evening Standard:

Meghan Markle's father will not attend the royal wedding – report

Mail:
Mac on... David Miliband


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the deaths of demonstrators in Gaza – Condemnation of Israel’s killing of 60 Palestinian protesters in Gaza has escalated as tens of thousands of people rallied in the coastal enclave to bury the dead"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

So if poor Mr Markle isn't going to give Meghan away, who will?

Evening Standard:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Was that actual political satire from Mac? Well I'll be damned.

Good Squires, too.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on recent dialogue between US and North Korea – Donald Trump is still ready to meet Kim Jong-un, despite a statement from Pyongyang that it was not interested in discussing ‘one-sided’ demands"

Telegraph:


Independent:

State takes back control of east coast mainline After the LNER.

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on... the Royal Wedding


EDIT: From Big Thread:

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 20:45 on May 17, 2018

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

gently caress off, Mac.

gently caress on, Kelly.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Hackitt report on Grenfell – A government review into building regulations in the wake of the Grenfell Tower fire has concluded that indifference and ignorance led to a “race to the bottom” in building safety practices, with cost prioritised over safety"

Telegraph:

Royal wedding live updates :rolleyes:

Independent:

Maximum stake for fixed-odds betting terminals cut to £2

Times:

Donald Trump warns Nato members will be ‘dealt with’ if they refuse to pay more for military alliance
Also this week's Morland animated 'toon.

Evening Standard:

The FA Cup final isn't Jose Mourinho vs Antonio Conte - it's about so much more than that

Mail:
Mac on... the Markle debacle

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I love how BoB has already accepted the loss of Northern Ireland.

Also gently caress off Mac.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ireland was always unified.
We have never been a part of Europe.
Strong and stable.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the royal wedding – A double-decker bus used as a shelter for rough sleepers in Windsor has been impounded by police before Saturday’s royal wedding"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Firs Zhuravlev.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Cleaning up the streets - David Simonds on the fate of the homeless in Windsor before the royal wedding"

Independent on Sunday:


Yesterday's i paper:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Donald Trump and the Santa Fe shootings – Calls for gun control not more prayers followed the killing of 10 people in a Texas school"

Telegraph:

Sturgeon: Growth commission will 'restart' independence debate; RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2018: In pictures

Independent:


Times:

Jeremy Corbyn urged to clarify Labour's position on Brexit

Evening Standard:

Labour shadow Chancellor John McDonnell says his job is to overthrow capitalism and replace it with a 'socialist society'

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I see foxgloves, crocus, and possibly a crab's eye creeper. Not sure about all of the rest.

I'd laugh so much if Adams has inadvertently (or deliberately) done a garden entirely of toxic flowers.

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
Somebody show me that garden because I can't see it from here.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the royal wedding aftermath – The Grenfell Tower public inquiry has begun as the country’s attention turns away from the weekend’s royal wedding"

Telegraph:

Cancellations and delays as new rail timetables introduced

Independent:


Times:

Chelsea Flower Show garden is sponsored by Russian bank set up by Putin ally sanctioned by US

Evening Standard:

Ken Livingstone quits Labour after antisemitism claims

Mail:
Mac on... the royal wedding preacher


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Abdel Hakim Belhaj – Tony Blair has refused to personally apologise to the Libyan dissident who was tortured in a jail in Libya following a rendition operation"

Telegraph:

Polluting wood burning stoves, car tyres and fertilisers to be banned in drive for cleaner air

Independent:

Ken Livingstone quits Labour after antisemitism claims

Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson wants a plane as PM's is rarely available – and too grey

Mail:
Mac on… air pollution

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Haha the poor are filthy and always blame other things for their situation, unlike me, Stanley McMurtry MBE, a genius.

gently caress off Mac.

Does that Blower supposed to have a caption?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
At least the one about the black preacher wasn't racist.

small mercies.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's South America trade trip – The UK’s foreign secretary has embarked on tour of South America to try to sound out trade deals after Brexit" After Philip Roth.

Telegraph:

Ditch the bath, Environment Agency chief says as he warns of need for personal water use targets

Independent:


Times:

After National Airliines.

Evening Standard:

Corbyn rejects claims he would push for unified Ireland as PM

Mail:
Mac on... the House of Lords

'Things can't get any worse, Lucinda, dear. The public are saying we are out of touch trying to sabotage Brexit.'

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