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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1003445944556445698 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1003446905203019777
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:27 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:44 |
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Hello
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:37 |
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Who put Melanie in the Wych Elm?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 02:53 |
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WYCH HUNT!
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:08 |
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https://twitter.com/WGladstone/status/1003460598196326400
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 04:24 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Proposal: Trump's second visit to Melania in the hospital was to smother her with a pillow. old presidential murder trick don picked up from when Obama personally killed Scalia
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:01 |
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Al! posted:GLOTUS um... excuse me sir and/or madam... the proper term here is FGLOTUS
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:14 |
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I choose to believe that melanie is alive, in spite of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:21 |
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rudatron posted:I choose to believe that melanie is alive, in spite of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary she’s keeping the piss tape safe
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:23 |
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rudatron posted:I choose to believe that melanie is alive, in spite of the overwhelming evidence to the contrary Same. I believe she's alive and has been in the white house. What I'm thinking about, and it's 50/50, is whether something weird actually is going on or this is just a stunt to make libs look like the conspiracy theorists for once
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:29 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:36 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Same. I believe she's alive and has been in the white house. What I'm thinking about, and it's 50/50, is whether something weird actually is going on or this is just a stunt to make libs look like the conspiracy theorists for once even if it's the latter she's absolutely not a willing participant except for the promise of a few days away from trump
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:36 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:36 |
Jeb! Repetition posted:this is just a stunt to make libs look like the conspiracy theorists for once tronc does not have the patience to wait months on this. the media has been buzzing about this since 2 weeks ago. if this was an actual stunt he'd be gloating about it already
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:40 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 05:41 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:tronc does not have the patience to wait months on this. the media has been buzzing about this since 2 weeks ago. if this was an actual stunt he'd be gloating about it already Good point
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:10 |
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melanie converted to islam and has been deported barron is in the ice concentration camp that senator wasn't allowed into
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 06:24 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 07:19 |
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Al! posted:theyre BOTH dead??????? when is the last time Barron was seen in public?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 07:26 |
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I'm sad that melanie trump got killed to death by her husband, dondl tump, burping up a bunch of mcdonalds smells in her face until she got poisoned by his nasty hog breath
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 11:14 |
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Where's Melanie? I'll do you one better: who is Melanie? I'll do you one better: WHY is Melanie?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 11:21 |
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TheDon01 posted:https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/391293803958505472?s=19 Lmao
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 11:44 |
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ok just got to the office, has anyone found her yet?!?!!!!!
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:47 |
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have you checked the office
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 12:56 |
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Didn't Trump recently bring in a lawyer who has worked for rich guys who've had their wives killed?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:14 |
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I've been thinking about this recent twist where Melanie is scheduled to host the gold star dinner and there's 2 possibilities at this point 1. Melania is there, alive and well. Which means she's been in New York hiding in Trump Tower cause she got sick of Donny's poo poo and she's agreed to come back to DC every once in a while to do one of these dog and pony shows so the White House can keep up the plausible deniability that they are still married, and also prove Melania isn't dead. We also might see a press release saying she moved back to New York "for the summer" after Barron's done school and she'll just never move back to DC. 2. She isn't there and she dead lol 3. comedy option: Melania IS at the dinner but she sits by herself in the corner wearing a trench coat and sunglasses and doesn't say anything, which means they brought in the body double, so she still dead.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:43 |
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4. She's there but she's very tired and is having a nice long nap so please don't disturb her
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 13:48 |
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holy poo poo the video at the top of this page https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/melania-trump-white-house-not-seen-first-lady-disappearance-missing-madness-addiction-a8382246.html watch all the way to the end to see some world class hand-footsie get brutally resisted the presidents wife loving HATED him before she died
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:18 |
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melania is a lovely uncontrollable ffvii character with a lost love
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:51 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:holy poo poo the video at the top of this page the hand poo poo is funny but donnie clearly hosed up when melania and frenchmilf were supposed to drop back
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 14:52 |
paul_soccer10 posted:holy poo poo the video at the top of this page quote:I’m not suggesting that Melania has had a massive wobbly, but personally I wouldn’t blame her if she hadn’t combed her hair for a month and was sitting in a pair of the old man’s Y-fronts swigging Special Brew wtf? speak english
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:28 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:wtf? that's the Queen's English you philistine
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:31 |
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*melanie clearly despised/was terrified of donnie* *she hasn't been heard from in weeks* *donnie says he could pardon himself if he needed to*
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:34 |
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is Trump a bad enough dude to pardon himself for his wife's murder?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:41 |
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old.flv posted:is Trump a bad enough dude to pardon himself for his wife's murder? wonder if he's waiting for Mueller's charges against him to drop first to get it all in one pardon
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 15:45 |
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shiksa posted:wonder if he's waiting for Mueller's charges against him to drop first to get it all in one pardon I dunno, we know he hasn't the patience or literacy to handle long documents well.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:23 |
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Polonium!
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 16:24 |
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i added the OP to the website and gave u credit as a not-moron, Gobias hope this is ok, jus trying to Be Best
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 17:54 |
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Oiled and Ready posted:
It's what Melanie would have wanted
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 18:24 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:44 |
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Oiled and Ready posted:i added the OP to the website and gave u credit as a not-moron, Gobias I'm not a moron! (totally fine w/ me)
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 18:29 |