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cumshitter posted:My favorite time I saw a dude strike out with every woman at a party is the time a friend of a friend came. He proceeded to drink a 12 pack of Steel Reserve very quickly, and then a few minutes before he passed out in front of the fridge on his way to another beer, using discarded beer boxes as a pillow, he had this conversation with a lady out on the patio: This legitimately might have been me at a party. Who else drinks 12-packs of 211? Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jun 6, 2018 |
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Pick posted:Yeah omg scoop in realtime I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one
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Pick posted:i'ma also tell you bout thing I went years using Tidy Cats because that's what my family always used growing up, but I tried the good stuff and realized how incredible it is not to have to deal with as much pee stench/clumps sticking to the litterbox and scoop/litter scattered all over the floor. Not having a huge cloud of dust every time you refill the litter is nice, too.
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andrew smash posted:I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one Of course not, the good ones eventually gain sentience and realize that the only way to stay clean is to end the source of the messes.
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actually the problem is that your boyfriend starts using it, his shame has no bottom
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Pick posted:i'ma also tell you bout thing it can wrestle your cat's feces into submission I assume
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andrew smash posted:I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one Really the only one that I know works loving amazing is the Litter Robot. I had one when my ex and I had a cat and the thing was magic I swear. Its expensive as poo poo but it actually saves on litter use. Only real issue is that its kinda big and bulky but if you have the space its well worth it. The Litter Robot is Legit.
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Just feed your cat soylent and kill its gut bacteria until it no longer poops.
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Oh man that litter robot is a misleading title, that thing is a poo poo palace for your cat. It's like a EVA for your cat. dudeness fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jun 6, 2018 |
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Got some friends I've catsit for occasionally that have this flushable brand of cat litter, it's made from like wheat or barley or something. They keep the litter box in the bathroom and you just scoop it directly into the toilet and flush, seems like a good situation.
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dudeness posted:It's like a EVA for your cat. So I'll spend 6 hours of my life screaming at the cat to just get inside of it while it wont stop mewling?
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Barudak posted:So I'll spend 6 hours of my life screaming at the cat to just get inside of it while it wont stop mewling? Na. My cat went right in with no issues.
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MarcusSA posted:Na. My cat went right in with no issues. joke
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andrew smash posted:I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one They’re expensive (some are “only” $60-70 but I’ve seen as high as $400), prone to malfunction, and frankly kind of a pain in the rear end to clean. If you’re going to be lazy about it you might as well teach your cat to flush.
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He[25M] isn't my usual type. Am I[27F] being shallow?quote:On a throwaway because he also reddits.
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fruit on the bottom posted:They’re expensive (some are “only” $60-70 but I’ve seen as high as $400), prone to malfunction, and frankly kind of a pain in the rear end to clean. could just not have a fuckin cat, enjoy your latent toxoplasmosis infections
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Haifisch posted:He[25M] isn't my usual type. Am I[27F] being shallow? Really thats the only thing you need to know about this lady. Edit: Actually both of them 
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Barudak posted:So I'll spend 6 hours of my life screaming at the cat to just get inside of it while it wont stop mewling?
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Pick posted:i'ma also tell you bout thing Corn litter is also the stuff of legend and super cheap, like $12 for a massive bag. It's a shitload lighter and pee doesn't clump like clay litter so it's a ton easier to scoop and change. My HEB stopped carrying it so now I have to go all the way to the Walmart for it but I'll be damned if I'm going back to clay; I've got five idiot kittens and two adults, I'm not dealing with nasty rear end clay litter. Also the corn stuff masks the ammonia smell a lot better so I don't even notice the box smell most of the time (unless my dumbass fat one takes one of her massive shits, there's not a litter in the world gonna help with that)
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Haifisch posted:He[25M] isn't my usual type. Am I[27F] being shallow? She got dumped a year ago, and still refers to herself as “currently going through a breakup.” Her ex left her “financially, emotionally, and mentally destroyed.” Now that he’s out of the picture, she admits that “alot” of her friends told her the guy was a scumbag. She’s “not over” the scumbag. She’s fat, but judges Ned for being “doughy.” I’m thinking Ned put it all together before their first date, and showed up in reaking hobo regalia to guarantee he never has to see her, again.
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Pvt.Scott posted:This legitimately might have been me at a party. Who else drinks 12-packs of 211? presumably everyone who drinks steel reserve. it's a real 'it's not the journey, it's the destination' kinda drink.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:You kick her loving rear end, that's how https://youtu.be/MZcWi6wEbG0
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andrew smash posted:I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one My cats wouldn't piss or poo poo in it. The robot arm freaked them out.
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Midnight Voyager posted:My cats wouldn't piss or poo poo in it. The robot arm freaked them out. Mine did too at first but I used impact training on him and just before he needed a third impact training session he was getting in and out no problem.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:presumably everyone who drinks steel reserve. it's a real 'it's not the journey, it's the destination' kinda drink. Zero to drunk in as little money as possible. It’s high gravity because your rear end is gonna be on the floor.
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andrew smash posted:could just not have a fuckin cat, enjoy your latent toxoplasmosis infections Spoken like a true beta bitch. A lot like our next contestant I [28M] wrote a song. My girlfriend [28F] listened to it without knowing I created it, and called it trash. When she found out I created it, she got extremely mad at me. quote:So let me start off by saying that I know this was slightly manipulative. I deceived her my omission, and it speaks volumes about my communication skills. I understand that, and I actually feel really guilty about it. Owned.
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andrew smash posted:I used to see late-night tv ads for some automatic cat poo poo box that had a motion sensor and would scoop the poop as soon as the cat stepped out of the box, and like they must have not worked at all cause otherwise everybody who has a cat would own one Yeah, the one from the commercials kinda sucks. I think there is a litter robot that spins that several PI goons were pleased with, though.
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Bored posted:Yeah, the one from the commercials kinda sucks. I think there is a litter robot that spins that several PI goons were pleased with, though. I’ve been told to be… skeptical of that subforum
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Wife [29 F] wants me [30 M] to snuggle her in bed much more than I'd like. What's the best solution?quote:u/Technical_Rooster Have kids. They will then want to come through anytime from 4 in the morning. Problem eliminated.
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Barudak posted:Mine did too at first but I used impact training on him and just before he needed a third impact training session he was getting in and out no problem. Impact tra Wait hold on now. I thought you should only punch dogs? Wow, this had opened up a whole new pet punching world for me! fruit on the bottom posted:I’ve been told to be… skeptical of that subforum No it's mostly fine nowadays. All the super crazy ones migrated to private face books. The downside is that it's fairly dead.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I’ve been told to be… skeptical of that subforum Probably good advice. I just doubt I read anything about it GBS. Whether different automatic litter pans work or not probably did not turn into a fight, so it was a safe read. I had nothing to add to the knowledgeable posts, of which there were many, and I just don't have the urge to argue with the handful of stupid posters who hang out there. So I stopped going there shortly after registering.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Spoken like a true beta bitch. A lot like our next contestant Reddit comments are kinda weird on this one, he just wanted her actual opinion on his work not as a girlfriend. I can understand why she felt like it was a trap but I can also understand why he felt like she was just constantly lying to him about it and wanted a real response. The whole reddit thread seems hyper focuses on him deceiving her for some real criticism while ignoring that he obviously felt her condescension in her lies about the music in their normal discussion. Better communication was needed on both sides.
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Anyone who plays bullshit little games should be dumped imo.
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I wonder if she really was offended or if she thought he would be offended by her criticism and reacted to that. Which actually makes me wonder, what did he think of and how did he react to her criticism? Was he like "oh that's interesting, I'll think about changing some of those things" or "aha, I always knew you hated my music, surprise, this one is mine" or was he offended or angry about it. His reaction and the way he revealed it was his would help clarify if her reaction is as overblown as it seems or it makes sense in context.
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I could never own a cat, what if it sees my butthole?? I'd have to shower in the dark or something
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:I wonder if she really was offended or if she thought he would be offended by her criticism and reacted to that. Which actually makes me wonder, what did he think of and how did he react to her criticism? Was he like "oh that's interesting, I'll think about changing some of those things" or "aha, I always knew you hated my music, surprise, this one is mine" or was he offended or angry about it. His reaction and the way he revealed it was his would help clarify if her reaction is as overblown as it seems or it makes sense in context. quote:I don't think it was horrible, but it deliberately wasn't one of my best. I even agreed with some of her assessments! Particularly the rise without a climax part.
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Alternately, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wntPbp4ADpE&t=595s
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Toxoplasmosis infections tend to not be an issue for housecats who aren't regularly eating mice or bugs or whatever other potential carrier is out there. Also, flushing litter is a bad idea because most water treatment plants aren't setup to deal with cat bacteria.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:I wonder if she really was offended or if she thought he would be offended by her criticism and reacted to that. Which actually makes me wonder, what did he think of and how did he react to her criticism? Was he like "oh that's interesting, I'll think about changing some of those things" or "aha, I always knew you hated my music, surprise, this one is mine" or was he offended or angry about it. His reaction and the way he revealed it was his would help clarify if her reaction is as overblown as it seems or it makes sense in context.
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Also re: cats, my cat is very polite. When she walks into the living room she waits for me to notice her whether that’s immediately or minutes later, and only then does she jump onto the chair next to me.
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