Comptroll The Forums posted:

Kind of like how everybody knows what sounding is but absolutely refuse to speak of the immense pleasures of jamming a chopstick up your peehole

Dameius posted:

That's because they are using the tips of an air pump

Dameius posted:

That's because they are using the tips of an air pump

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Kind of like how everybody knows what sounding is but absolutely refuse to speak of the immense pleasures of jamming a chopstick up your peehole

cock hero flux posted:

people always remember the bike pump from the sounding story but i was far more horrified by the pencils

i mean, beyond the obvious issue of diameter, imagine the splinters

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I just use whatever random tree is growing nearby.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Stick with mechanical pencils. No splinters plus if you need a little extra depth

Gatekeeper posted:

the forums are a lot like a young niece or nephew, cousin maybe, like a six or eight year old i guess, and you can practice talking to people with them. if you say something stupid they'll let you know by how they react but it won't be in a mean way so your feelings don't get hurt. you can try out new material and when they laugh a lot and smile you can say to yourself "ok im gonna save that one for when im buying an energy drink from the pretty cashier at circle k"

emptyquoted posts are the forums equivalent of your lil cousin just cracking up, laughing his stupid lil head off at you. you know that's a good one to save for real life

The Maestro posted:

Oh yea for sure dude I definitely regularly associate with people who have the mind of a 6 year old.

yippee cahier posted:

Has anyone compiled a list of alternate brand names to search for to evade the IP filter? Just in case this is too , I am looking for an accessory that works with a brand name product.

Bored posted:

This sounds like some super spy poo poo. I have no clue what you are requesting.

heeheex2 posted:

i.e. instead of gucci, look up 'guucc' to get the knockoffs

(i just made that up but thats the idea they're going for i think)

Former DILF posted:

the preferred nomenclature is asian american

cock hero flux posted:

people always remember the bike pump from the sounding story but i was far more horrified by the pencils

i mean, beyond the obvious issue of diameter, imagine the splinters

queserasera posted:

Cacafuego posted:

We had a patient who used one of those glass stirring rods that you’d use in chemistry class and it broke inside.

Picnic Princess posted:

Life's too short to post authentically. Just poo poo post.

The Maestro posted:

Oh yea for sure dude I definitely regularly associate with people who have the mind of a 6 year old.

Dameius posted:

That's because they are using the tips of an air pump

Phy posted:

Wouldn't that give you dickfarts

What does that even feel like

Gatekeeper posted:

you misunderstood me - you just practice talkin with your lil relatives to get better at talkin with other grown ups

your six year old cousin won't judge you as harshly as other grownups would because six year olds haven't had enough conversations yet to know if you're messin up

it's like how you get sea monkeys or a hermit crab before you get a real animal that can feel pain or fear so you can learn how to not hurt or terrorize pets

goons are the sea monkeys of social interaction

Phy posted:

Wouldn't that give you dickfarts

What does that even feel like

Zil posted:

It's really loving weird man. Felt like I was pissing out air.

Inexperienced nurse with a catheter is how I know this unpleasant sensation.

Gatekeeper posted:

you misunderstood me - you just practice talkin with your lil relatives to get better at talkin with other grown ups

your six year old cousin won't judge you as harshly as other grownups would because six year olds haven't had enough conversations yet to know if you're messin up

it's like how you get sea monkeys or a hermit crab before you get a real animal that can feel pain or fear so you can learn how to not hurt or terrorize pets

goons are the sea monkeys of social interaction

Phy posted:

Wouldn't that give you dickfarts

What does that even feel like

du -hast posted:

It took me forever to realize that this was not in the context of putting things in your peehole

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pee Monkeys.

Phy posted:

Wouldn't that give you dickfarts

What does that even feel like

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Please pee in my goonhole.

Coq au Nandos posted:

Inexperienced nurse with a catheter would be a hell of a forums name.

Karate Bastard posted:

"I don't know catheters"

We Know Catheters posted:

What are you people talking about? 😅

Lobok posted:

Do dickfarts travel through the gas deferens?

Bobby Digital posted:

Imodium is the opiate of the asses