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Theophany posted:Strap in, boys and girls! Paul was pretty sex-negative and he got the whole thing rolling. Lol at super religious dude refusing to read the Bible and relying on YouTube for spiritual guidance. Then again, actually reading the Bible, with proper context and commentaries etc., is a pretty good way to become an atheist.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I was wondering if his dick stopped working and he's using Jesus as an excuse to hide it. That’s my guess.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:44 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I was wondering if his dick stopped working and he's using Jesus as an excuse to hide it. Yeah that is the first thing I thought of
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:48 |
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I need to call my parents and tell them I love them and thank them for everything they did and did not do. Long but I found it to be a fascinating tale of horror. quote:Am I [31M] justified in wanting to sever contact with my parents [55M/F] over their insane shenanigans involving long-term abuse, swinging, BDSM, divorce, and pathological lying? And my favorite comment: quote:Never before have I read a thread where putting your fingers in your ears and yelling "lallalalalalalaaaalallaaaaalaaa" at the top of your lungs is the best response.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:58 |
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Xenocides posted:I need to call my parents and tell them I love them and thank them for everything they did and did not do. Parents crazy so what
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:10 |
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How much money do your parents have that you keep picking up the phone?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:22 |
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Xenocides posted:I need to call my parents and tell them I love them and thank them for everything they did and did not do. Wow. I'm glad my parents hate each other the old fashioned way
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:32 |
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Barudak posted:How much money do your parents have that you keep picking up the phone? that number is a new and powerful indicator of the perceived strength of the us economy
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:40 |
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Pick posted:that number is a new and powerful indicator of the perceived strength of the us economy Excuse me, I have a nobel prize to win and not credit a woman for
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:46 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Wow. I'm glad my parents hate each other the old fashioned way God, shut the gently caress up, pi- oh.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:54 |
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Barudak posted:Excuse me, I have a nobel prize to win and not credit a woman for wow you really did go to the university of chicago
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:15 |
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Xenocides posted:Emotional cheating is okay right? commenter posted:yes your situation really is magical! and unique! OP posted:I'm sorry you took it that way. It is true. It doesn't affect my relationship with boyfriend. I'm still in love with one of my ex, and that love never affected my relationship with my boyfriend either, or the way I love him.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:16 |
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Mordiceius posted:That is closer to what I feel. I'm sorry if the way I see love is very different from yours and that offended you. The world isn't all black and white! Larval attention whore blossoms into full on poly crazy person. They grow up so fast
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:20 |
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Mordiceius posted:Blah blah blah Yeah because that's who you want to defend your positions on love and sex, French philosophers.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:41 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Yeah because that's who you want to defend your positions on love and sex, French philosophers. would totally bang simone de beauvoir/albert camus tbf
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:51 |
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Mordiceius posted:I don't hide any of the time I'm spending with S with my boyfriend. I do not hide any text, or any conversation. He knows that we are a couple in our larp, and he knows we have been flirting. The only thig I'm hiding is that S loves me back... But I will tell him. The only thing I’m hiding is the incredibly important bit.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:23 |
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my peasant costume doesn't win over the ladies at the renn fair
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:26 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:The only thing I’m hiding is the incredibly important bit. Has the possibility of her SO being offended and dumping her ever enter her mind?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:30 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:The only thing I’m hiding is the incredibly important bit. Isn't she leaving out that she loves him too? That seems rather important.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:41 |
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Xenocides posted:Emotional cheating is okay right? Reading that was kind of a headache. For someone who seems charged toward plurality, she really doesn't know the difference between singular and plural nouns. Ouhei posted:Anyone that says this: I had the exact same thought. Xenocides posted:I need to call my parents and tell them I love them and thank them for everything they did and did not do. And this is just about as gross as it is sad. I feel like this is the end result of those people who do the bare minimum for their kids so that they can go out, party and generally try to act like they're teenagers forever. gently caress these people.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 19:53 |
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My husband and I [22f and 25m] wanted a dog. His parents [40s] got us a chihuahua. We're... Upset?quote:Married for 2 years. My husband grew up with dogs and I grew up with cats. I've always wanted a dog and we both feel like having a dog and two cats is the best way to live your life. We don't want any kids, if that's relevant. We've had two cats fot a while, and were finally ready to get a dog. To give you an idea, my ideal dog is a Greyhound/Irish wolfhound mix and his is a Huskey or an Greyhound.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:09 |
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Haifisch posted:My husband and I [22f and 25m] wanted a dog. His parents [40s] got us a chihuahua. We're... Upset? You do not surprise someone with a ten-year-us commitment as a "gift" Jesus Christ
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:11 |
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Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt https://twitter.com/polynerdeia/status/1028297343504998400?s=19
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:11 |
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just sitting in my room, getting angry at hypothetical situations
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TheScott2K posted:Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt https://twitter.com/Zulnutt/status/1030170186282872832
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TheScott2K posted:Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt hahahahahahaha Angry about what?? hahahahaha
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:14 |
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Haifisch posted:My husband and I [22f and 25m] wanted a dog. His parents [40s] got us a chihuahua. We're... Upset?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:14 |
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i'm going to be the MLK of polyamory
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:14 |
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Straight White Shark posted:i'm going to be the MLK of polyamory I have three dreams
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:15 |
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Barudak posted:I have three dreams Are you fluid bonded to any of them?
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Straight White Shark posted:i'm going to be the MLK of polyamory you'll bend for the mounting top
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:18 |
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"I have a dream that my four little polycules will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by their insufferable personalities, but by the content of their std test results. I have a dream today!"
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:25 |
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TheScott2K posted:Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt A poly woman named Constance. My, my. Barudak posted:I have three dreams Hahaha
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:26 |
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TheScott2K posted:You do not surprise someone with a ten-year-us commitment as a "gift" Jesus Christ Just don't surprise anyone ever with anything that's alive as a gift. A friend of mine was gifted a dwarf hamster by his coworkers and I ended up adopting it because he still lived with his parents at the time and they weren't cool it due to allergies. Little bugger lived for two and a half years. I developed an affection for the little guy after a while, but jeez, they make so much noise at night and you got to clean out their cage all the time and stuff. It's half a curse to take care of tiny animal that will disappear and die in your sofa or bookcase if it wiggles out of it's cage and also the dog wants to eat it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:26 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:the dog wants to eat it. Let it
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:31 |
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Haifisch posted:My husband and I [22f and 25m] wanted a dog. His parents [40s] got us a chihuahua. We're... Upset? Goddamn talk about an attack on you, you cannot let this aggression go unchecked. Inanimate gifts are aggressive enough but a living gift? No. Now every day will be filled with the snide yapping of that tiny apple headed freak and the dog she gave you. Your only options left are to make a similarly life-altering and permanent gift to your mother in law or to give them the gift of silence.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:33 |
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Anyone who gifts living things should be arrested and dissected to find out what is wrong with their brains
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Baronjutter posted:Anyone who gifts living things should be arrested and dissected to find out what is wrong with their brains
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:38 |
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I propose a retaliatory gift of thousands of live crickets
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Admiral Ray posted:Goddamn talk about an attack on you, you cannot let this aggression go unchecked. Inanimate gifts are aggressive enough but a living gift? No. Now every day will be filled with the snide yapping of that tiny apple headed freak and the dog she gave you. Your only options left are to make a similarly life-altering and permanent gift to your mother in law or to give them the gift of silence. You're loving weird dude. I get that you're trying to make a joke or something (I guess? Maybe?) but you actually don't come off as having a cogent viewpoint here so it pretty much turns your post into a jumble of meaningless words.
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