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Buzkashi posted:I got a good feelin' about this! Law tip: Judges hang out around other boring grownups and don't have a good hookup, offer the judge some of your drugs in exchange for going free.
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Bored posted:We ladies love bags of roasted almonds. Salted or unsalted? I’ll share my bag of nuts with you 
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Aug 17, 2018 14:38
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hawowanlawow posted:my peasant costume doesn't win over the ladies at the renn fair I also larp as a peasant. I give myself tuberculosis and get murdered by a roving gang of lombards
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Aug 17, 2018 14:52
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TheScott2K posted:Also, add this poo poo to poly.txt This tweet got deleted and I seriously must know what it said
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Aug 17, 2018 14:58
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loquacius posted:This tweet got deleted and I seriously must know what it said Some insufferable twat worrying about what the 'n-word' for poly people will be and how to overcome the prejudice of it. e: subsequent pinned tweet from aforementioned insufferable poly twat: "Yep, that thing about the n word and polyamory was stupid. I see why it was offensive. I'm sorry, it won't happen again."
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Theophany posted:Some insufferable twat worrying about what the 'n-word' for poly people will be and how to overcome the prejudice of it. Man most insufferable Internet people just convince themselves they already ARE the most oppressed people on Earth instead of roleplaying it
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Aug 17, 2018 15:01
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loquacius posted:Man most insufferable Internet people just convince themselves they already ARE the most oppressed people on Earth instead of roleplaying it I can only imagine what it must be like to sit in a room and get viscerally angry about something that isn't even a thing, to the point of feeling compelled to tweet about it.
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Theophany posted:something that isn't even a thing the specter of poly erasure rears its ugly head again 
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Theophany posted:I can only imagine what it must be like to sit in a room and get viscerally angry about something that isn't even a thing, to the point of feeling compelled to tweet about it. Isn't this how tweets happen?
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Aug 17, 2018 15:07
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Someday someone will oppress me so I get to feel victimized about it now
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Aug 17, 2018 15:08
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Pick posted:Someday someone will oppress me so I get to feel victimized about it now It's like a home reversion plan for moral high ground.
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Aug 17, 2018 15:09
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Theophany posted:Some insufferable twat worrying about what the 'n-word' for poly people will be and how to overcome the prejudice of it. To her credit, that's the right way to handle a Bad Tweet
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Aug 17, 2018 15:12
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To be fair, she doesn't have to worry about it being a problem in the future. People already look at poly people with disdain (for good reason.)
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TheScott2K posted:To her credit, that's the right way to handle a Bad Tweet True, though I know of somebody who would disagree... 
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Leon Einstein posted:To be fair, she doesn't have to worry about it being a problem in the future. People already look at poly people with disdain (for good reason.) Yeah but not for the reasons she thinks.
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Aug 17, 2018 15:25
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loquacius posted:This tweet got deleted and I seriously must know what it said
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Pick posted:Someday someone will oppress me so I get to feel victimized about it now Pick once said something that confused me once. Then I got the joke and laughed. But for a few seconds, I was confused and mildly annoyed. GO!
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Aug 17, 2018 15:29
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Pick posted:Yeah but not for the reasons she thinks. YOU’RE JUST BEING CLOSED-MINDED (speaking loudly to be heard over the flop and squish of my wife being absolutely destroyed by three dudes she met at Burning Man in the next room)
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Aug 17, 2018 15:36
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I wish people who were big into burning man would get some class and just join a cult
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Barudak posted:I wish people who were big into burning man would get some class and just join a cult that's basically what silicon valley is now
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:the flop and squish congrats
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Yawgmoth posted:this is my new euphemism for sex now and forever ‘Givin the missus a bit of the ol’ flop and squish, eh Yawgy?’ drat, it works.
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Barudak posted:I wish people who were big into burning man would get some class and just join a cult ew barudak why do you wanna let them in
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Aug 17, 2018 16:13
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i dont want to do the secret handshake if it's sticky
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LadyPictureShow posted:My [29F] boyfriend [28M] works out and then goes to sleep without showering This is very gross and you should just break up with him over his normal shower habits anyway, let alone this new development. "only washes the important parts" lmao.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:18
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Admiral Ray posted:This is very gross and you should just break up with him over his normal shower habits anyway, let alone this new development. "only washes the important parts" lmao. Lever 2000 too expensive? Try Lever 10, soap for only the important parts!
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Aug 17, 2018 16:35
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Admiral Ray posted:This is very gross and you should just break up with him over his normal shower habits anyway, let alone this new development. "only washes the important parts" lmao.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:36
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Unironically, buy him the bro soap and the bro loofah. Tactical deodorant as well.
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Leon Einstein posted:I really want to know what the women that put up with this look like.
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Business Gorillas posted:I also larp as a peasant. I give myself tuberculosis and get murdered by a roving gang of lombards Villain is the preferred nomenclature, you classist.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:39
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If only they did not have such dapper uniforms.......quote:My [26M] with my girlfriend [25F] and her weird Nazi fetish. She wants me to dress up like an SS officer during sex.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:39
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You can just dress up as Neil Patrick Harris' character from Starship Troopers instead, she probably won't know the difference. Although if she can't identify Starship trooper characters by sight then really why are you dating her at all.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:42
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Have a black guy burst in during foreplay and beat you to death with a baseball bat.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:43
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Hey baby I'm hung like a Nuremberg defendant.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:45
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Have the BEAR JEW burst in during foreplay and beat you to death with a baseball bat.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:45
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gently caress her, but start secretly using her money and connections to help victims of genocide the world over until, when confronted by those you saved you weep openly that you could have done more.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:48
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Agree to do it but only if she dresses up as a clown.
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Aug 17, 2018 16:53
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dudeness posted:Agree to do it but only if she dresses up as a clown. I would watch a movie about the forbidden love of a Nazi SS officer and a Jewish clown and the wacky hijinks that ensue in their attempts to hide their love from the Reich and the circus carnies.
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Xenocides posted:I would watch a movie about the forbidden love of a Nazi SS officer and a Jewish clown and the wacky hijinks that ensue in their attempts to hide their love from the Reich and the circus carnies. pretty sure someone's already invented Life is Beautiful fanfiction
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The joke is The Day The Clown Cried. That's set to be released eventually!
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