Say Nothing posted:

Captain Swing posted:

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I never realised before, but is that reversed?

Karate Bastard posted:

I mean yes? Obviously?

Haifisch posted:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why is a 13-year-old boy at University?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Doogie Howser, MRA

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The leading feminist?

Karate Bastard posted:

This is a mastergoon meme. All lettering is of masterwork quality. It menaces with spikes of punctuation.

this broken hill posted:

i want to die

Samuel Clemens posted:

I'm just so tired of all these horrors.

Fart City posted:

Excuse me sir, the technical term is “spook-a-doodles.”

Hollismason posted:

Cannibal Holocaust is one of the best spook a doodles

Franchescanado posted:

I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... Spook-a-doodle eyes.

Fart City posted:

Truly the spook-doodliest kind.

Narzack posted:

The Town that Dreaded Spook-a-Doodle.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Would you spook me?

I'd spook me.

I'd spooke me hard, I'd spook me so hard.

Franchescanado posted:

*looks deep into the mirror*

Spook-a-doodle...
Spook-a-doodle...
Spook-a-doodle!

Basebf555 posted:

We have such spook a doodles to show you

K. Waste posted:

Your mother spooks doodles in hell!

david_a posted:

The power of spook doodles you!
The power of spook doodles you!
The power of spook doodles you!

K. Waste posted:

Children Shouldn't Play with Spook-a-Doodles

K. Waste posted:

♩The sun is high, and all the leaves are green
My heart's as warm as a baked pota-tah!
I think I know precisely what I mean
It's a spook-a-doodle day♩

K. Waste posted:

Spook-a-Doodle-Doo, Where Are You!

Spatulater bro! posted:

If it's in a word, or if it's on a poodle
you can't get rid of the Spook-a-Doodle.

K. Waste posted:

Your Vice is a Spook, and Only I Have the a-Doodle

gey muckle mowser posted:

to avoid spooking, keep repeating: it’s only a doodle, only a doodle, _{only a doodle...}

Kvlt! posted:

SPOOK A DOODLE IS PEOPLE! ITS PEOPLE!

DeimosRising posted:

I've seen spook-a-doodles... spook-a-doodles that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what spook-a-doodle means. Spook-a-doodle... spook-a-doodle has a face... and you must make a friend of spook-a-doodle. Spook-a-doodle and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies!

COOL CORN posted:

Bram Spooker's

Doodle

Fart City posted:

I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the spook, the doodle, the whole drat thing.

COOL CORN posted:

Klaatu...!

Barada...!

Spook-doodle!

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

The Midnight Meat Spook-A-Doodle

Spatulater bro! posted:

ruddiger posted:

Hollismason posted:

quick and dirty

Hollismason posted:

Hollismason posted:

Last one I promise

King Vidiot posted:

_{Also thanks guys, I needed that after the day I had.}

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Spatulater bro! posted:

COOL CORN posted:

(this is the best page snipe i will ever make in my life)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Stop being a baby.

Schadenboner posted:

Wish ur post history were zero-emissions.

FMguru posted:

same but ur fathers balls

loquacius posted:

Yeah it seems like the Reddit r/seduction subculture was actually way more toxic than the mainstream self-help-book thing because they were actually true believers rather than book hucksters


You are in a fancy nightclub in Thailand. In front of you is a VIP COUCH. To your left is a DUDE. To your right is a HB10. There is music playing. Do you want to dance?
>INV
Inside the backpack you have decided to wear to the club, you have: a utility knife, a watermelon, and a balla rear end spoon.
The music is almost deafening. Do you want to dance?
>EAT MELON
Right here, in the middle of the nightclub?
>YES
You take out your melon with the intention of eating it, but you're going to need a utensil.
>EQUIP SPOON
I'm sorry, you don't have a SPOON.
>EQUIP BALLA rear end SPOON
You take out your balla rear end spoon and chow down. Bon appetit!

loquacius posted:

You have arrived at the nightclub! Some attractive women are attempting to speak to you.

To speak to the women, turn to page 110.
To ignore them and just go inside, turn to page 45.

PAGE 45
You choose not to speak to the women on this outing where your only goal is to speak to women, because you're here with your female Asian friend and her attractive friends and you've always been taught to stick with your group!

Looks like Female Asian Friend, HB8, and HB9 are getting drinks. They've got a fun night planned for the four of you!

To drink and dance with your host and her attractive friends, turn to page 69.
If you'd like to politely decline a drink because you're a teetotaler, but still want to hang out with your friends and enjoy the evening with them, turn to page 36.
To go outside and eat a loving watermelon by yourself, turn to page 20.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

In the midst of the Horror Movie thread was this gem:




Which led to two pages of insanity (get your scrolling fingers ready)

gamingCaffeinator posted:

From the r/relationships thread:

Hihohe posted:

The watermelon thing actually happened. Didnt it.

WampaLord posted:

I found it!



I guess I mentally added the wooden and carved bits in my memory, he definitely does not describe the spoon that way

Hihohe posted:

The watermelon thing actually happened. Didnt it.

Pellisworth posted:

If you put the hanky in your right pocket, you indicate that you're a job creator. Left pocket, a hard-working tax payer looking to please a job creator.

Red - You're really into deficit play and being racist.
Blue - Looking to patrol bathrooms for trans predators together, racist.
Yellow - Russia roleplay and racism.
Brown - Anal only before marriage, racism.
Green - Group golf club action and racism.
Black - Defending our communities from MS-13 and other thugs, racism.
White - Mostly just racist, really.
Checkered - NASCAR, racism.

Schadenboner posted:

In terms of body-type I am much happier in autumnal weather. I also think I look better in autumn-/winter-wear.

Bhodi posted:

same, the more i cover the better i look

it's hard though; got wrapped up like a 7 layer burrito on a date once only to see their face slowly fall into a sick grimace as i checked my coats one by one

President Beep posted:

goon equivalent of the fan dance

DrPossum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/J9WfhS0.mp4

Mozi posted:

that's what 'batter down the mast means', obviously you're not an old sea dog like myself

Hell Stink posted:

that's not what 'batter down the mast' means, obviously you're not a 14 year old like myself.

sebmojo posted:

Boat torture porn

canyoneer posted:

Crushing Boat Torture

sebmojo posted:

Boat torture porn

haveblue posted:

Jedit posted:

Did anyone tell him it's "batten", not "batter"?

sebmojo posted:

I think you unship the mast, it's the hatches that you batten down (secure).

Bored posted:

Anyone need some magnetic underpants?

Guy Mann posted:

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e: claim the hand. not the land. well, also the land.

Jeza posted:

The binary morality system is between Capital Fellow and Cad. For lovers of minigames, we offer croquet and fox hunting. Our advanced dialogue system offers you deep and meaningful choices through choleric, melancholic, sanguine and phlegmatic options, with Witticism or Snobbery interrupts.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(mostly because I want to play this now)

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(mostly because I want to play this now)

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Holy poo poo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This is the best I can offer right now: https://everjane.com/

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

This isn't an Aristasia honeypot, is it?

SiKboy posted:

Aristasia Honeypot was the best bond girl.