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Ghost Leviathan posted:Do you have an extremely high pitched voice and a rented gimmick and costume? I can pull off a mean falsetto and I've got the money for the rest.
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Dannywilson posted:You want the real poo poo? A toasted bacon and over-hard egg sandwich, with lots of peanut butter. It's unreal how many of the flavor boxes it ticks.
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Blade Runner posted:I don't like Republicans and my personal political beliefs do not lean at all towards the right but maybe "actually my political beliefs are objectively correct and good and my opponents are objectively bad" is a take that should be evaluated more "rape and sexual assault are bad" shouldn't be a controversial opinion but the OP's boyfriend was lovely enough to apparently disagree with that, I think we can all agree on kicking him to the curb and maybe mocking his comically tiny penis and balls
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I can pull off a mean falsetto and I've got the money for the rest. Welcome to the Guild of Calamitous Intent!
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My(28F) boyfriend(30M) is always in a good mood and never has a bad day. He has no sympathy for people at the same time. How do I talk with him? So my boyfriend Jason and I have been together for a little over a year. It’s been pretty great for the times we’ve been together. The only problem is he just has like no sympathy for anyone. So what I mean by this is I have a rough job. It’s super stressful and comically underpaid. I like to vent about my day to blow off some steam every now and then. Well he’s always just dismissed me every time I do. He says things like “ you made a conscious decision to have this job. Complaining to me about it does nothing to change it. If you hate it that much switch careers otherwise stop complaining.” Now Jason’s the kind of person who never has a bad day like ever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him complain about anything. He’s always happy go lucky and it’s so loving frustrating. Like how is anyone that happy all the time?! I’ve tried to talk with him about it not being normal and people can have bad days. He just shrugged me off and said it’s all perspective. So like when I have a rough day he’s less than interested. Its like he just can’t feel bad for anybody. Some other background info is Jason doesn’t have to work. His parents are quite well off. Not like oh we have a nice place and work good jobs, but we have gently caress you amounts of money. So if his job gets to be too much he just quits and does whatever he wants. It honestly feels like we live in completely different worlds some days. He has to worry about nothing and always has a super easy job along with having no sympathy for people who don’t change their situation. Meanwhile I’m stressed from my job and money. How do I get this through to him his life isn’t the norm? TLDR: bf has no sympathy nor worries about anything while I get super stressed out about everything.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My(28F) boyfriend(30M) is always in a good mood and never has a bad day. He has no sympathy for people at the same time. How do I talk with him? he's one of those little hosed up elves that makes shoes.
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My (33F) boyfriend (33M) has constant spiritual conversations with his new intern (21F) at work and don't know if I should be concerned? Hi, all thank you for reading. I need advice on my situation with my boyfriend, whom I've been dating for the past 5 years, and we also raise a child together who is 3 years old. He is a very spiritual guy, and is into things like numerology, divination, astrology, etc. and is constantly on a spiritual path (as he says). Anyways, he works at a major corporation and just hired a new intern a few weeks ago. He told me recently that he discovered that she was also into astrology and is on a spiritual journey of her own, and they always talk about this via Skype at work. He has told me about this, but I feel as if this is inappropriate and a little too personal, especially since she's a 21 year old college student and my boyfriend is 33 years old. They talk about really deep stuff, such as philosophy and religion during work that I feel like only people who are close with each other should talk about, and he even agreed to do a tarot card reading for her and is now her main supervisor at her internship program (she was on a team with 3 guys). I've seen her at the office one time and she's a very beautiful and attractive young girl. I'm worried that he's possibly going down a path that's not good news-- what if he's subconsciously attracted to her which is why he is always having lengthy conversations about numerology and is reading her birth chart and everything? Do you guys think this is innaproprirate or possibly innocent? He has mentioned a couple times that he thinks she might be interested in him or is attracted to him, yet he still keeps talking to her at work yet claims it's just for her spiritual enlightenment. He told me this is the true reason why she was hired on the team and was happy to discover that. IF I could get an outsider's perspective that would be amazing, thank you. tl;dr: My (F33) boyfriend (M33) is very friendly with an intern at work and talks about very personal spiritual stuff with her (21F)-- I don't know if this is inappropriate and whether I should be concerned?
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“Why look, you’ve drawn the Impaled on My Penis card. —What? no. I thought you said you were spiritual. It isn’t dirty; it just symbolizes the death of one relationship and the birth of an HR investigation.”
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QuarkJets posted:kicking him to the curb and maybe mocking his comically tiny penis and balls The answer to most things in the thread
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Do you have an extremely high pitched voice and a rented gimmick and costume? I was gonna suggest dressing like sexy sailer, but Shore Leave is already a character. Ghost Leviathan posted:Welcome to the Guild of Calamitous Intent! I have some paperwork you'll need to fill out before we can discuss what you're looking for in an arch. It'll only take you a few moments and you are more than welcome to make use of our complimentary snack bar while you fill out your forms.
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"Sorry we removed all of the singles from your roof, we can totally put them back but you'll have to pay us"quote:Texas- Roofing company got the wrong address, and removed all of my shingling, and they won’t pay for it.
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QuarkJets posted:"Sorry we removed all of the singles from your roof, we can totally put them back but you'll have to pay us" 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My(28F) boyfriend(30M) is always in a good mood and never has a bad day. He has no sympathy for people at the same time. How do I talk with him? You found the one underachieving rich kid who isn't also bitter about it. Put a ring on it, it's done. Bored posted:I was gonna suggest dressing like sexy sailer, but Shore Leave is already a character. I really need to catch up on Venture Bros., it's been a few years now.
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I (22M) always warned my girlfriend (21F) that getting naked on the internet would bite her in the rear endquote:We had been dating for about a year at that point and as soon as she (21F) turned 18 she told me (22M) she'd like to fool around on the internet and take advantage of being an adult, yet a young and attractive woman. I said if she wants to do stuff like that, then completely random strangers on the internet wouldn't be the best choice as you never know what they're up to, but ultimately it's her body and thus her choice.
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Theophany posted:I (22M) always warned my girlfriend (21F) that getting naked on the internet would bite her in the rear end I think that guy is just bragging smugly more than anything
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sticksy posted:I think that guy is just bragging smugly more than anything
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He has a GIRLFRIEND who has been NAKED and people LIKE looking at his NAKED GIRLFRIEND. D’doy.
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Leon Einstein posted:What is there to brag about? Over 200k randos have rubbed one out to my gf 
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Me [21 M] got in an argument with my gf [19 F], she insists I should be more openminded and doesn't seem to understand u/Kanoodlas quote:I don't know how well you guys are going to take me here. But I like my gf a lot, she comes from a different background (US) And I'm from (EU) she's Asian too. I desperately want this guy to be on the level with the Star Wars thing, even though I don’t at all know what the hell he’s talking about.
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QuarkJets posted:"Sorry we removed all of the singles from your roof, we can totally put them back but you'll have to pay us" company so powerful they can just openly scam people.
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burial posted:Me [21 M] got in an argument with my gf [19 F], she insists I should be more openminded and doesn't seem to understand so woke she doesnt need eyes where shes going
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Freudian posted:I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems, who relied heavily on droid troops during the Clone Wars. Oh my god. I just looked this up and you’re right. Please, please let this be true. “She keeps calling me ‘cis’ and I don’t get what me being white has to do with star wars” really seems like it should be a troll but if it isn’t, imagine meeting that guy. datajugend posted:so woke she doesnt need eyes where shes going I appreciate a good Event Horizon reference in any context.
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burial posted:Oh my god. I just looked this up and you’re right. Please, please let this be true. “She keeps calling me ‘cis’ and I don’t get what me being white has to do with star wars” really seems like it should be a troll but if it isn’t, imagine meeting that guy. Idgi, why would that be surprising. Cis isn’t a common word at all and I can totally see how someone might think it’s some weird Star Wars word
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burial posted:Oh my god. I just looked this up and you’re right. Please, please let this be true. “She keeps calling me ‘cis’ and I don’t get what me being white has to do with star wars” really seems like it should be a troll but if it isn’t, imagine meeting that guy. I didn't know what cis meant until about a year ago. 
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My Linux Rig posted:Idgi, why would that be surprising. Cis isn’t a common word at all and I can totally see how someone might think it’s some weird Star Wars word The Star Wars term is even rarer so unless his entire social circle are TERFs (Tarkin Escaped and Rescued Fans) someone is going to clue him in
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Barudak posted:The Star Wars term is even rarer so unless his entire social circle are TERFs (Tarkin Escaped and Rescued Fans) someone is going to clue him in I think he’s saying the word is scifi/alien sounding, Star Wars is sort of a common go to for that
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Blade Runner posted:How lucky that all of your opinions are the good and correct ones Sorry to drag this back from two pages ago but here's the thing: hating black people or gays etc. isn't an "opinion" like loving the taste of cake or whatever. It's part of an entire discourse of thought and practice. Centrism these days is more about being smarmy an appearing as thoughtful rather than doing actual thinking. Especially in the US, the political centre is composed of a bunch of numbnuts who seem to think it's okay if one guy is a fascist, dominionist fuckface with a shrine to Hitler and the intellectual capacities of a 5 year old because the other guy happens to believe women are people. It's a self-satisfied form of performance to ignore actual issues at hand.
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burial posted:Me [21 M] got in an argument with my gf [19 F], she insists I should be more openminded and doesn't seem to understand Freudian posted:I think he's talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems, who relied heavily on droid troops during the Clone Wars. My Linux Rig posted:Idgi, why would that be surprising. Cis isn’t a common word at all and I can totally see how someone might think it’s some weird Star Wars word burial posted:I’m online enough to know what it means but the Star Wars connection totally escaped me. My Linux Rig posted:I think he’s saying the word is scifi/alien sounding, Star Wars is sort of a common go to for that Sith, you loving morons. 
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QuarkJets posted:"Sorry we removed all of the singles from your roof, we can totally put them back but you'll have to pay us" Smart new way to drum up business in our libertarian utopia
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Theophany posted:Over 200k randos have rubbed one out to my gf Or one rando has rubbed one out 200k times.
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