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Screaming Idiot posted:Will you love your son even after he dies? No. Corpses can't give consent.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:No. Corpses can't give consent. purple death ray posted:Got to admit that was not the joke I was expecting, well played
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Would it be too meta to quote those posts in this very thread?
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Screaming Idiot posted:I thought that was having Info Wars banned from most social media platforms? That and being unable to travel internationally with his usual suitcase of male enhancement drugs
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Zil posted:Would it be too meta to quote those posts in this very thread? it would be a bit circlejerky, yeah
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it would be a bit circlejerky, yeah
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"So one day I suggest we take the train out to York as it’s a nice city and she’s like “ok, just give me a day to sort out a rail card”. By which she meant she had a network of other Asian girls from our city in a wechat group who were all sharing the same few railcards to save even more money lol. Rail cards have a photo of you on them so I asked how they were getting away with it and she responded “all you do is look at the picture and either squint your eyes or open them really wide to match the photo. Then after that the ticket checker just sees an Asian face and doesn’t ask any questions” She did this trick about 10 times in the time we dated and sure enough, it always worked"
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Captain Monkey posted:Link? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-CA_tu5KA
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Shnicker posted:Yeah, I've been using the Surface Pro that work gave me in the meantime. Now I think I want a laptop that might not exist. I've never had a touchscreen on a laptop before, much less one with that and a pen, and I think I really like it. But I also like the nipple mouse and the fact that I can upgrade the internals of my x250. isndl posted:I don't know of any manufacturer that makes laptops with clit mice besides Lenovo. Your options are pretty limited there. CopperHound posted:Some Dell laptops have them, but it is just the boring businesses models. Statutory Ape posted:i love boring business models of things Mu Zeta posted:I have a thinkpad and stopped using the clit. The trackpad gestures are pretty useful now and with the windows drivers it's not complete rear end. Statutory Ape posted:
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cumshitter posted:I use ethanol to deal with anxiety. The best part is that it's over the counter and dosage can be adjusted depending on the situation. I can deal with anything on enough ethanol. Not necessarily in a productive manner, but I can deal with it. Thank you, ethanol. Blade Runner posted:I thought you took cum to deal with your anxiety cumshitter posted:No, cum is an emollient so I use it to deal with my rectal psoriasis. The method of administration is extremely relaxing though.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:LMAO what kind of unfrozen caveman mouthbreather has keys anymore?
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Pookah posted:The Enigma of Budgerigara Fault
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goethe.cx posted:lmao for the love of god
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Chillbro Baggins posted:In other news, I want to try to skirt the tent space rental at my local state park by anchoring my inflatable kayak in the lake and sleeping in it. InediblePenguin posted:your kayak will be punctured and eaten, with you still inside it, by an alligator gar Chillbro Baggins posted:The other state park, the one that only has pikefish and snakes. Snakes that like to climb into your boat. You're right, bad idea. jobson groeth posted:Snakes don't like fire so just have one burning all night on your kayak. Life hacked. Karate Bastard posted:We're talking one absolute unit of a snake here. Not sure that's such a good idea Grassy Knowles posted:Just make the fire bigger then SiKboy posted:If you are wanting to measure the fire, Kelvin is an absolute unit of a temperature scale.
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gently caress I followed that exchange as it happened and I only just got it
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Joey Freshwater posted:I don't know how to really explain this because I still can't wrap my head around how dumb it was. A few minutes ago the people in my office just had the revelation that if you take your age, add it to the year you were born, you get 2018!!!
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Reminds me of the time that I had to explain to co-workers that the moon doesn't turn blue during a blue moon. "Well yeah, it just appears that way because of the atmosphere." "A blue moon is the second full moon in a calendar month." "..." "Why would the atmosphere care what a calendar says?" "Okay, so why is it called a blue moon?" "Because it rhymes, I guess?"
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Baron von Eevl posted:"Okay, so why is it called a blue moon?" It saw you standing alone....without a dream in your heart, or a love of your own
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:There was a whole process to it. She would carry latex gloves in her purse that she initially told me was for applying some sort of steroid cream or something she was prescribed, but no. It was for fecal feng shui. Please read this thread, or at least this posters posts
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value-brand cereal posted:Please read this thread, or at least this posters posts
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Platystemon posted:Pigs: institutions handing out grants Guess the thread PYF awful graph/chart
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value-brand cereal posted:Please read this thread, or at least this posters posts Weird poo poo your ex
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*shits out alphabet soup spelling "I love u"* Aw, honey, you shouldn't have!
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Dixville posted:*shits out alphabet soup spelling "I love u"* ...seriously honey, you should not have done that.
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*shits out a long slender turd that curls into an exquisite ring, then presents it to my significant other on bended knee*
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BOOTY-ADE posted:It saw you standing alone....without a dream in your heart, or a love of your own i believe you are thinking of a blue goon
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