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therobit posted:"I'm sure it would be long enough if your rear end wasn't so fat." Telling a partner his dick is too small is pretty much along the lines of telling a female partner their tits are too small. Doesn't matter how funny you thought it was, it's basically always going to be a variant of activating the self-destruct device for the relationship.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:While she was studying for her ACT, she was took a break and decided to call me. I didn't call her as to not bother her while she studied. When she called me, I opened up to her about what happened to me and she broke down into tears and started sobbing uncontrollably. Then she started telling me that she is too stressed to study and was going to cancel her ACT, which, mind you, she was scheduled to take the next day. Lol, come on. This sounds like some dude trying to get out of his college finals because someone on another floor in his dorm committed suicide. What a lovely trip to lay on the poor kid.
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Oct 28, 2018 03:59
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A drunk moron can do well on the ACT. Dump your idiot gf, OP
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Oct 28, 2018 04:16
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Lmao studying for the ACT get the gently caress out of here
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Telling a partner his dick is too small is pretty much along the lines of telling a female partner their tits are too small. Doesn't matter how funny you thought it was, it's basically always going to be a variant of activating the self-destruct device for the relationship. I'm not sure I agree that there is no way whatsoever to broach the subject in private, but making a joke about his dong size and humiliating him in front of people sure as gently caress is a self destruct button. That's why I thought he should have told her she had a fat rear end.
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therobit posted:I'm not sure I agree that there is no way whatsoever to broach the subject in private, but making a joke about his dong size and humiliating him in front of people sure as gently caress is a self destruct button. That's why I thought he should have told her she had a fat rear end. Nobody wins a public relationship grudge match.
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Oct 28, 2018 04:34
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Nobody wins a public relationship grudge match. But everyone ITT is entertained by it. And at the point she told him he has a small wiener in front of her family, it's on so you better make sure to get your shots in while you can.
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therobit posted:I'm not sure I agree that there is no way whatsoever to broach the subject in private, but making a joke about his dong size and humiliating him in front of people sure as gently caress is a self destruct button. That's why I thought he should have told her she had a fat rear end. "I'm dissatisfied with a physical feature that you realistically cannot change" seems pretty bad even in private, when a story comes up about a dude complaining about his partner's breasts we rightfully rake him over the coals for it. Totally fine to just break up over something like that, "we've been having a lot of discussions about my small dick" would be a signal to think about alternatives to the current situation e: There may be some secret set of words, like a cheat code, that would let you broach the subject in private but in most cases I imagine it's just going to wreck someone's confidence for no reason QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Oct 28, 2018 |
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QuarkJets posted:"I'm dissatisfied with a physical feature that you realistically cannot change" seems pretty bad even in private, when a story comes up about a dude complaining about his partner's breasts we rightfully rake him over the coals for it. Totally fine to just break up over something like that, "we've been having a lot of discussions about my small dick" would be a signal to think about alternatives to the current situation I mostly agree with you, I was just leaving open the possibility of an interaction that might not destroy him and the relationship. Obviously this was the opposite of that theoretical conversation.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What the gently caress is a "decorative coworker"? It's incel for 'coworker who makes me horny and thus into more of a drooling moron than normal.'
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What the gently caress is a "decorative coworker"? Person who thinks having your hair down is a vulgar display of aggressive sexuality instead of an indication you may have a migraine
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Oct 28, 2018 05:31
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chitoryu12 posted:Sexual harassment at work I wanted to say this was from India, except it says UK. It reads ESL, and Decorative Coworker makes more sense as from-India ESL. Maybe they're from India and moved to the UK!
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My neighbors school bus for their 6 year old regularly shows up to two hours late and there is no one who answers at the school at the end of the school day. The parents worry when they can't locate their child. Who holds legal liability here?quote:This is in the state of Maryland, Prince George's County in the United States. 
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QuarkJets posted:"I'm dissatisfied with a physical feature that you realistically cannot change" seems pretty bad even in private, when a story comes up about a dude complaining about his partner's breasts we rightfully rake him over the coals for it. Totally fine to just break up over something like that, "we've been having a lot of discussions about my small dick" would be a signal to think about alternatives to the current situation This wasn't multiple discussions. It was one joke at his expense. There's a big difference between that and criticizing somebody for something beyond their control that you knew going into the relationship. Suggesting somebody to severe over one bad joke, especially when a kid is involved, is so ridiculously extreme.
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Cyks posted:This wasn't multiple discussions. It was one joke at his expense. There's a big difference between that and criticizing somebody for something beyond their control that you knew going into the relationship. It's also pretty extreme disrespect. A person who would degrade you like that in front of their family is probably not someone who is healthy for you to be around.
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Oct 28, 2018 06:08
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Can anyone help me out and post one of those child free rants about kids running their trip to Disney?
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I'm going to give ACT gf a partial pass because she's 16 and obviously not equipped to handle this. He should obviously dump her but she's not necessarily a terrible person forever. She's deffo a bad gf right now though.
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Cyks posted:This wasn't multiple discussions. It was one joke at his expense. There's a big difference between that and criticizing somebody for something beyond their control that you knew going into the relationship. I know. The post you quoted was part of a separate discussion
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Oct 28, 2018 06:15
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tactlessbastard posted:Can anyone help me out and post one of those child free rants about kids running their trip to Disney? Here you go fam. Mombie literally breaks my toe with her LEVIATHAN of a stroller and blames me for it [rant] [trigger warning: graphic description of injury] quote:This happened a few years ago, but a near-miss with a mombie today brought this incident back to mind.
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My husband has sex with me while I sleep wth?quote:Ive been married 5 years, the sex is good and usually regular (providing we're not fighting) but my husband has been having sex with me while I'm asleep. I know it sounds crazy! Im a very heavy sleeper and he's taking advantage of it. On a few occasions I've awoke to him fingering me and about to put it in, if he knows I'm waking up, he stops. I am all for being woke up for sex but what is driving me crazy is that he stops every time and pretends like he isn't doing anything. I hate sleeping in clothes, I'm a naked sleeper but I don't think that is an open invitation right? 99% of the top comments are some variant of “he’s raping you, get rid of him”, gotta scroll down a bunch to get to the True Redditors™ quote:[–]relquesy 4 points 3 hours ago quote:[–]bruisermcstinkfinger 2 points 2 hours ago quote:[–]darthstarl0rd 6 points 3 hours ago quote:thewildweird0 • -18 points • submitted 1 hour ago quote:[–]PocketBearMonkey 5 points 3 hours ago quote:[–]qcihdtm 3 points an hour ago quote:[–]pdettore79 -17 points 5 hours ago quote:[–]BadDogWoofs 0 points 2 hours ago
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LadyPictureShow posted:Here you go fam. Thanks, peach
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chitoryu12 posted:Sexual harassment at work  https://www.removeddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/9josmh/i_never_bothered_because_i_was_ashamed_i_was/e6ta8ts/ 
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quote:Omg sooo many chicks with short hair, big round spectacles & black turtle necks doing and odd mixture of seething anger while still patting themselves on the back for clearing up whether a woman was raped or not. What?
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LadyPictureShow posted:Here you go fam. She's not complaining about kids though?
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Pirate Radar posted:What? Those pesky ess-jay-dubbayus. With the purple hair and hipster bikes and dislike of rape 
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QuarkJets posted:I think my father is a pedophile, do I have a case? (self.legaladvice) Can't seem to find this one, anyone have a link? I really want to see the comments
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Telling a partner his dick is too small is pretty much along the lines of telling a female partner their tits are too small. Doesn't matter how funny you thought it was, it's basically always going to be a variant of activating the self-destruct device for the relationship. I cannot believe how many people don't get that his dick is not ACTUALLY small, or rather that it's basically Schrödinger's dick for everyone concerned because only he and his GF know how it looks like. She made a "lol yo dick small" joke that should be laughed off or viciously countered by anyone with even a modicum of self-esteem, instead he broke down weeping because he has issues that are completely unfounded. After all, he has a girlfriend who obviously doesn't actually care about his dick size, seeing as she let him impregnate her. The true mistake she made was not realizing that he is, in fact, hecka full of Dick Size Issues and also a huge baby.
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Miserable Maid posted:Can't seem to find this one, anyone have a link? I really want to see the comments Me too. *is* it weird to be naked around a baby? I feel like it’s not strange at all and seems like something most crunchy families would do when it’s just an infant, but I don’t have kids yet so it hasn’t crossed my mind until I read that. I got a sinking feeling reading that one, like she’s going to tank a relationship in a way that will be really hard to recover from for no reason. but I’m also wondering if there’s a reason she’s so revolted by a nude man, like she’s leaving out some trauma (not saying it’s the dad, but someone at some point). Even if it’s all in her head it’s sad to read about someone feeling so distressed 
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Simply Simon posted:I was waiting for this argument to show up because it's obviously not comparable in this context, in front of other people, because those people can have a reasonable guess about tit size depending on how much bra magic the woman applies, but nobody will know about the actual size of the dick. The important part isn't the technicalities, it's the 'activating the self-destruct button for your relationship because you don't have a modicum of respect for your partner's self-image' part.
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Simply Simon posted:I was waiting for this argument to show up because it's obviously not comparable in this context, in front of other people, because those people can have a reasonable guess about tit size depending on how much bra magic the woman applies, but nobody will know about the actual size of the dick. Its more like 'Don't abuse your partner verbally or otherwise' and maybe any humor you can extract from a small dick joke isn't worth highlighting your capacity for thoughtless cruelty.
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Simply Simon posted:The true mistake she made was not realizing that he is, in fact, hecka full of Dick Size Issues and also a huge baby. I love that a woman can body-shame a dude publicly regarding a very intimate body part, and it's somehow still the dude who is in the wrong. True, the dude didn't react very well or maturely in the situation, but keep in mind that he got goddamn blind-sided.
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FELD1 posted:I love that a woman can body-shame a dude publicly regarding a very intimate body part, and it's somehow still the dude who is in the wrong. From the story, it really doesn't sound like she meant it as anything but a spur-of-the-moment joke, because the alternative is indeed wanton destruction of her relationship just for shits and giggles. And even from his point of view, it doesn't read like that. Motherfucker posted:Its more like 'Don't abuse your partner verbally or otherwise' and maybe any humor you can extract from a small dick joke isn't worth highlighting your capacity for thoughtless cruelty. To make clear once again that context matters a lot for this one: There was a story a while back about someone overhearing that his partner was talking to other women about his dick being waaay smaller than her ex', and even if she didn't intend for him to hear it, I'd be on his side there, that's needlessly cruel and nobody's business.
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Simply Simon posted:Again, it's not a body shame if the body part isn't actually in full view. If I said "yeah my wife's rear end has gotten a little fat!!!" then that would be out of the line, because she's sitting on it right now and people can see it. Nobody but her can see my dick, so it's 100% up to my reaction to make it a silly joke vs. a cruel putdown. Sounds like you've done a lot of mental gymnastics to help justify you getting made fun of for having an inadequate dick. Now imagine if you were totally unprepared for it and it came from someone you assumed loved you in front of your family.
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Miserable Maid posted:Can't seem to find this one, anyone have a link? I really want to see the comments That may be because the OP removed all of the text Here's the r/bestoflegaladvice discussion thread for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/9rdogv/in_which_op_is_shocked_to_find_out_sometimes_dads/ Link to the original r/legaladvice post is there but you'll have to use ceddit to undelete many of the comments life is a joke posted:Me too. *is* it weird to be naked around a baby? I feel like it’s not strange at all and seems like something most crunchy families would do when it’s just an infant, but I don’t have kids yet so it hasn’t crossed my mind until I read that. No, it is not strange at all to be naked around your child, that's the easiest way to make bath time workable with an infant or toddler QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Oct 28, 2018 |
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actually, in this case, and most cases, you shouldn't make your partner insecure about their body.
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Simply Simon posted:Again, it's not a body shame if the body part isn't actually in full view. Yes it is.
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QuarkJets posted:Yes it is.
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Simply Simon posted:You'll have to explain that one to me. Q: You're a fat loving moron. A: "Thats true I am pretty obviously fat so I guess thats not that insulting"  You seem like you have self esteem issues and were casually bullied so much your lens is damaged.
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Simply Simon posted:You'll have to explain that one to me. If someone makes a comment that causes you to feel shame, or that is meant to cause you to feel shame (even as a joke), about some part of your body then that is body shaming like do you want me to define "body" and "shame" separately so that you can put them together or what? It doesn't matter whether the body part is fully visible
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